RP#42 Kyle Larcen

A couple of days latter.......

A stack of empty Capri Suns pouches are piling up in the corner of the gym and Billy is sick and tired of hearing the theme to Rocky after hearing it about 25 times a day but none the less Billy doubled down and worked with Morpheus all week. They are not the well oiled machine that Emma and Billy is but having this thrown at him it's the best he could do. Today is now Friday and it's time to push in all of the chips to the center of the table.

Kip is on hand today to see how things are going and get a few words from Billy and Morpheus. Kip is standing in front of the practice ring and NASCAR Billy is standing next to him wiping his face with a towel.

Kip "Hello UWL fans and today I have found myself to the north side where I have checked in with NASCAR Billy and his tag team partner hand picked by Steve Sinclair for this week as you two will face International Incident. Billy. How is it going this week?"

Billy "It's going okay. A lot of hard work has gone into dis week. To all of da nay sayers out der dat say dat NASCAR Billy doesn't hit da gym and work out like a mad man like a Justin Brooks, all I can say to ya'll is Screw you! Screw you! I have lived in dis here gym dis week!"

Kip "Now before we bring in Morpheus."

Billy rolls his eyes.

Kip "Let's talk about why this match is taking place. Two weeks ago Steve told you that you need to take care of business with all of these teams that are calling you out and coming after the UWL tag team titles. We all saw what happened."

Flashback to 6-7-14 TV tapings.....
Steve Sinclair "No one cares how you feel Billy. No one cares about the look on Winterborn's face. No one cares about the Birds of Prey. They got what they deserved. It's time to move on. It's time to look at the team that is coming down the road Billy. It's time to focus on International Incident. It's time to send a message to those two Billy."

NASCAR Billy "Whoah! Hold on Steve. Slow down. First of all dis is my time. Secondly no one cares about International Incident. I mean who have dey beaten to get a shot at da UWL tag team titles? Rapid Angle? Name one team dat hasn't beaten dem."

Steve Sinclair "Arch Stanton and Evan Caravelle."

NASCAR Billy "Dem two aren't even a team!"

Steve crosses his arms. "So let me get this straight. You're going to stand there and allow those two to talk sh*t about you all week long? Just last week, leading up to Second City Showdown they were calling you out and you're going to stand there and not respond to it?"

NASCAR Billy "Who says I have to respond to it Steven? Until dey beat someone worthy in da UWL Ima don't care what dey say about me."

Steve rolls his eyes and slightly shakes his head. "Can you believe this guy Kip. The week of a big title defense he was balling his eyes out wondering why no one likes him. Wondering why everyone doubts him. Why everyone in the locker room sees him as nothing but a big f*cking pussy."

NASCAR Billy "No they don't! Do they Kip?"

Steve Sinclair "There is a target on your back Billy and it's about time you wake up and smell the roses while you can. Those two punks have been calling you out and you're standing there doing nothing about it!"

NASCAR Billy "What do you want me to do Steve! huh! Go out there and confront them! And say what? I have the tag titles and everyone in the UWL wants them! Of course they are going to talk about me!"

Steve leans over and gets closer to Billy's face. "But they don't fear you! It's time to put some fear in them!"

NASCAR Billy shoves Steve out of his face. "Get out of my face! Your crazy! Your sister is right! You must have been dropped on yer head as a kid!"

Steve Sinclair "Fine. Don't listen to me. You want to do this the hard way? Then we'll do this the hard way!"

Steve turns and leaves.

Billy nods.

Kip "Why is Steve doing this? Can you shed some light onto this match and more importantly this pairing?"

Billy "Ima think Steve is just jealous! Like everyone in da UWL knows, Ima undefeated in tag team action! Like I's said! I AM tag team wrassling here in da UWL! Ima da top dog! Ima da BOSS when it comes to tag team wrasslin'! Dat Kip, is a cold hard FACT! Steve.....Steve is just a giant walking baby! Da tears are streaming down his face because he was never as good as me in da tag team ranks. So here he comes, throwing his weight around puttin me in a match in which everyone thinks I can't win! But Kip.....I will have the last laugh! Because I have been bustin' in dis here gym all week working with Morpheus to come together as a team and we're bring a fight to them two boys in International Incident! Just like how Emma is gunna stun da world and beat Justin Brooks...."

Billy twirls his hands in a circle motion and then points at the camera

Billy "AGAIN and take da Heritage championship, Ima gunna send those two blow hard, those two guys who have been talkin' and talkin' and talkin' to no end about da UWL Tag Team titles, MY titles and Ima gunna send em PACKIN' with der tails firmly tucks between der legs! I make tag team wrasslin' look easy. I do Kip."

Kip "It's hard to argue with that when you look at the stats."

Billy "But I am working hard behind da scenes. Des tag team titles weren't handed to me. I spent a year in da UK gettin' my ass handed to me on a daily biases. I went to Canada and den I came here and had to win over Joe so we could work together as a team to win da belts and keep da belts. I've had to put my differences aside with Emma because I knew she was da only person in da UWL who puts in as much hard work as I do and today....we're still da tag team champions. Dat just didn't happen by mistake Kip! It ain't a fluke! Now Saturday night, Ima gunna walk down to dat ring with Morpheus and we're gunna beat Hammerstorm and Shadows and why is dat Kip!"

Billy looks right into the camera

Billy "It's because Ima in first place. Ima da best of da best time and time again! And you two, you two just SUCK!"

Kip "Now you tag team partner this week. Morpheus."

Billy "Yes."

Kip "Is managed by your former manager Nanook. He made his UWL debut a couple of weeks ago at a live event in a match that he lost. But this week he will make his TV debut when he teams up with you. We don't know anything about him really so how about we bring him and get to know him?"

Billy "Okay. Morpheus. Come here buddy."

Morpheus comes walking in with a Capri sun in hand. He is sucking on sugary goodness as he stares at Kip.

Kip "Morpheus. How are you?"

"Morpheus is fine!
Morpheus is better than fine.
Morpheus is GREAT!
Morpheus so happy to meet Kip Anderson.
Morpheus heard so much about Kip Anderson.
Morpheus wonders if you still have that hairy patch on your back?"

Kip "What hair patch on my back? Who said anything about a hairy patch on my back?"

"Morpheus heard story from Nanook.
Morpheus told tales of how hair patch on back scares kids and women.
Morpheus doesn't know what it means that you like men though."

Kip "And did Nanook tell you that?"

While sucking on his Capri Sun Morpheus nods.

Kip "I see. Well Morpheus tells us, how does it feel to team with NASCAR Billy to face International Incident?"

"Morpheus can't wait!
Morpheus teams up with Billy to stay undefeated.
Morpheus going to showcase his skills on TV
Morpheus going to whooo the women Kip.
Morpheus knows you don't know what that means.
Morpheus going to be a prime time player when all said and done.
Morpheus going to beat II so bad that they cry.
Morpheus not going to feel sorry either.
Morpheus is just being Morpheus!
Morpheus is going to set his eyes on Caleb Hart.
Morpheus going to be future UWL World champion."

Kip "Really?"

"Morpheus not lie Kip!
Morpheus not disillusion like Alan Christopher!
Morpheus not full of himself like Justin Brooks.
Morpheus not cocky like Jacob Davies.
Morpheus is a winner.
Morpheus be like NASCAR Billy.
Morpheus undefeated too."

Morpheus finishes off his Capri Sun and Billy rubs his forehead. Billy takes out his can of chew and taps the top of the can before popping it open.

Billy "Thanks for stopping by Kip."

Billy wants to end this right now but Kip is loving this. He wants more Morpheus and sensing that his time is almost up Morpheus takes the mic from Kip and turns and looks at the camera.

"Morpheus can't wait till Saturday!
Morpheus no like I.I.
Morpheus can't wait till Billy tags Morpheus into the match.
Morpheus will punch Hammerstorm in the balls!
Morpheus knows getting punched in the balls hurts.
Morpheus put both of you two punks on the mat.
Morpheus not happy you two talk ill of Billy!
Morpheus will make you two pay!
Morpheus SMASH!"

Morpheus then flexes and poses as Billy shakes his head and walks away and Kip is all smiles as the scene fades to black..............................................