RP#8

Late at night and Yugo Phailous has made camp for the night. Fresh from his victory at Unstoppable 9 Yugo is back to work getting ready for Unstoppable 10 as they get ready to face Leo Banks and Ian Windermear. Yugo went to go ground himself in the mountains for the night and use the peace and quite to reflect upon the week that was and the week that is to come. A small fire is burning as Yugo sits by the fire and stares into the flames.....

"They say that Johnny and I are proving ourselves with each passing week. It is said that with every match Johnny and I come together as a team more and more and that we are surprising everyone in the MSW and in the tag team tournament. But from where I'm sitting."

Yugo looks up briefly.

"The only surprise is that no one saw this coming. You knew when the powers that be took two complete strangers and paired us together to face Leo Banks and Chad Vargas, that the world's greatest and most dominate team was born. The legion of the Johnnie's. Yugo Phailous. We can't be stopped. No one can stop us. Every team that has been placed in front of us. We have knocked that chip off their shoulder and kicked them to the curb like the pieces of trash that they are and at Back to Basics."

Yugo cracks his knuckles.

"Washington and Garland will be no different. Much like that dollar bill you lick and stick and to a stripper's ass and the garland on a Christmas tree the day after Christmas, both of you two are worthless. But let's not get too far ahead of myself here tonight. I will soon enough have a new belt buckle, one that is as impressive as the man who's waist it will be around. We get a warm up match against Leo Banks and Ian Windermear.

And that's a bit of a insult."

Yugo nods.

"Yugo Phailous is always ready to go.
Yugo Phailous doesn't ever need to warm up.
Like Ronnie James Dio once said. If you got it, you should never have to warm up and Yugo Phailous.
Has it!"

Yugo cups the side of his mouth

"If you know what I mean."

Yugo adjusts his black hat.

"What this match is. What this match will be, will be the period, the exclamation point, a warning to the rest of the MSW that Bonecrusher and I, is the only team in the MSW that is worth it's weight in gold and soon, gold is what we will have. Leo Bank and Ian Windermear isn't even a challenge. They aren't worth our time. They can't even be classified as sparing partners. Their not fit for practice and they should be grateful that they will be in the same ring that we will be in. But if the last time we faced Leo Banks is any indication of what to come is, he will have his nose up in the air acting all snobbish like his shit doesn't stink. The outcome how ever will be the same. Much like your little sister, I will beat you into submission and leave you breathless on the mat. I didn't come to the MSW to make friends.

I didn't come to the MSW to win a popular vote.
I could care less what plans you have.
I will crush your hopes and dreams.
Just as Dante and Virgil what happens when you come into contact with Yugo Phailous.
And you get crushed by Johnny.
No amount of money will save you. You can't buy your way out of this because some stuff in life you can't ever beat. One is taxes, and the other...."

Yugo stands up and touches the tip of his hat.

"Is death, and I am Yugo Phailous.
And Death is following me."

Fade out.