Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 13:40:52 GMT
Nascar Billy is pacing back and forth in front of a huge UWL backdrop. He seems all worked up and he keeps touching his stomach where he used to have the UWL tag team title for just over half a year. Billy takes his Dale JR #88 hat off and runs his hand through his hair.
"Der is no need.......der is no time to stand here and talk about what da Coronation Cup means to da UWL, to me, to you and your brother's cousin's uncle's half sister adopted Korean baby life partner. Anyone dat has spent any sort of time in da UWL, watching da UWL, illegally downloading da UWL and trading tapes with some short, bald, fat, kilt wearing cross dresser from Greenland knows.....they KNOW what da Coronation Cup means....."
Billy stops pacing. He slowly looks up at the camera and you can see he is agitated like this:
"It can make your career. It can take someone who is a no one and make dem a somebody. But you already knew dat. YOU! knew dat. It can pad your bank account. It opens doors. It gets da fans dat fill da UWL arena every week a reason to either cheer you or boo you. Much like winning da All Star race in NASCAR, you get showered in praise, glory, and honor! And you get to raise a big......fat.....check above your head. In da All star race dat check is a million bucks."
Billy holds his hand out just picturing the check in his hand.
"Earlier today I was paid a visit by Alan Christopher's only friend. Steve Sinclair stopped by my place and we talked about how much it would cost me to buy out my contract. My contract dat he claims he owns and while at first I didn't believe him......After talkin' with people from da UWL and Nanook, and a lawyer it appears dat Steven does in fact own my contract. Dis is 'Merica! Land of da free, home of da brave! And by any means necessary I will get dat money I need to buy my freedom from dis so called stand up guy dat Alan says he is. Here is a idear Alan..."
Billy looks right into the camera.
"If you like Steve so much why don't you let HIM be your MANAGER? Huh loud mouth? What say you? Just think of da stuff he could do fer you. He could be fightin' fer you in da back gettin' you marquee matches. He could bully his way around in the board room to git ya another shot at da World title, so you know, we all can sit back and watch you choke dat opportunity away again. I'ves been in da ring with da new UWL Champion. I knows how much of a bad ass he is and I know much like me, he will beat ya down in no time and make light work of ya. You see Alan."
Billy is getting serious now. He's breaking out his can of chew.
"Word around da UWL is dat the UWL TV title is like, a beginners title. It's a title fer the new guys coming into da UWL to cut der teeth on. Last year when I entered da UWL, dat TV title should have been da title I set my sights on. Instead though, thanks to my awesome manager at da time Nanook, he gots me into da tag team title scene and I owned it! I took dem der titles and ran with dem. Da new guy! Best tag team champion da UWL has ever seen in a real long time! I didn't kick around here, floating in and out of da UWL for da span of what? 3? 4? 5 years before finally putting it all together like you did."
Billy snaps the top of his chew can open, takes a pinch and stuffs his lip.
"Ima only 20 years old Alan. Not even drinkin' age and I have a 245 day reign under my belt. I have my whole career ahead of me to go on to great things Alan like, being da 2014 UWL Coronation Cup winner. Ima not in my 40's gettin letters from AARP about medicare. Ima not near da end of my career just happy enough to be da 2 time UWL TV champion. I swore Jay Jefferson created da TV title fer the new guys. The young bucks coming into da UWL."
Billy spits, on the floor, no cup or bottle today.
"Not some old fart. And dis whole thing about crackin' on me bein' only a tag team guy......Double J Joe Jones, his crazy whacked out dad told me a couple of months back. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house and Joe's leg is doing just fine thanks fer askin'. I see on yer record Alan dat you be a former 2 time tag team champion yer self. So.....all of dat crap you talked about needin' breaks and breathers....."
Billy smirks a little bit.
"You must be speaking from personal experience? I'ves spent a year in da UK before coming here Alan. You know over der across da pond, dey have matches like dey have boxing matches. 5 minute rounds. Should we do dat tomorrow night fer ya? So you know, you can keep up? How many round you want to go? 5? 10? 15? Hell I only need one round to put ya away. I'll just kick dat walker out from under ya and watch ya wail away on da mat. Better make sure yer life line is fully charged when you reach up and press dat button and say, "Help me! I've fallin' and I can't get up!" Ima gunna win dat Coronation Cup not only fer dat shot at da UWL World title. Not fer only da fame, da glory but fer da money too! Soon dis nightmare will soon be over with Steve Sinclair when I buy my contract from him and winning da Coronation Cup is my ticket to dat!"
Billy spits again.
"Unlike you Alan, I have a reason dat is drivin' me. You might be da Allstar. Good, Best, or whatever you say but Ima a man a mission. Da most dangerous kind of man der is. I just hope you can...."
Billy shrugs.
"You know. Keep up in your old age."
fade to black.