Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:22:43 GMT
“Are you sure?”
Sick Nick asks Joey who is handing Sick Nick a wiffle bat which has been spray painted black so it looks bad ass you know. Today now that Nick has sobered up Joey wants Nick to explore some idea’s for promo’s and what not and Joey has dreamed up a good one today. As we know, when Nick is sober he needs some help so Joey has written stuff on cue cards for Nick to read.
Nick looks at the bat and he isn’t buying.
“So you want me to swing the bat and hit the ball?”
Double J “Yeah but act like it’s the world’s hardest thing to do.”
Sick Nick “Okay......I still don’t get it.”
Double J “Don’t worry about it, it’ll be funny.”
Double J hides behind the camera and all we see is Sick Nick holding a wiffle bat with a wiffle ball on a t stand. He has the barrel of the bat resting on his shoulder and he squinting to read the que cards.
Sick Nick “You know something Theo ruh roh.........did I say that right Joey?”
Double J (off camera) “Yeah , like Scooby Do.”
Sick Nick “Okay, you know something Theo Ruh Roh, maybe the real reason why you haven’t been in the ring yet, isn’t because Tyler or Spencer, or the fans, or me for that matter.......have stopped you from entering the ring. Maybe Theo the real reason why you haven’t been in the ring yet is all due to one simple fact. And.....that is because you’ve just been hired by the UAWF.”
Double J “Say it with some feeling Nick.”
Sick Nick “Like, Because you’ve just hired by the UAWF!?”
Double J “Yes!”
Sick Nick “Yeah you rusty tire iron, You’ve just been hired therefore you couldn’t have ever stepped in a UAWF ring before due to the fact that you were never employed by them till this week.”
Sick Nick swings the bat and hits the ball. He flies all of three feet before falling to the ground and rolls out of view.
Sick Nick “You must be a bone head man to start there swing a bat like that is suppose to scare me flapping away about who is to blame about you being held out of the ring. If you ask me, I think you’ve been dropped a few too many times on your head. Maybe I need to jolt you to make you remember that you’ve just be hired and there couldn’t possibly ever had the opportunity to wrestle for the UAWF till when you and I step in the ring in a match that will see me beat you in your first match and your first Main Event match ever.”
Sick Nick takes a practice swing with the bat as he continues reading the cue cards.
Sick Nick “You know Theo Duh...........This is my first Main Event in my illustrate career spanning all of one match and while I am a perfect one and o in the UAWF and my career, I’m not letting my early success go to my head. Can you imagine if I came out and acted like you, all full of himself and so cocky while having never ever wrestled in the in the UAWF yet? Man I would look like a dick! No one would take me seriously and I bet someone would even laugh in my face. Well Theo Dolt, but that’s how I picture you right now. If you’re going to walking into the UAWF acting like a god or something, at least do something to back it up, and swinging a bat into some steel steps.......”
Nick swings the plastic bat hitting the ball stand and knocking it over.
Sick Nick “Makes you look pathetic. I’m looking forward to beating you soon....you know, when you actually step into the ring for real and try to back up everything you spouted off on and show everyone around here who just hired you and just placed you in the Main event as your first match ever in the UAWF, why they shouldn’t have held you back during that time when you weren’t employed by the UAWF.......I’m going to enjoy making you look like a fool, a big dumb looking fool who likes to swing a bat and seemingly complain bout anything and everything even when you have to make up stories to complain about.”
This time Sick Nick tosses the bat away.
Sick Nick “When it’s all said and done, you will now of the name Sick Nick!”
Nick stares into the camera trying to act all tough.....and fails in doing so. But we cane forgive him for it.
Joe seems happy with and the scene fads to black....................................
Sick Nick asks Joey who is handing Sick Nick a wiffle bat which has been spray painted black so it looks bad ass you know. Today now that Nick has sobered up Joey wants Nick to explore some idea’s for promo’s and what not and Joey has dreamed up a good one today. As we know, when Nick is sober he needs some help so Joey has written stuff on cue cards for Nick to read.
Nick looks at the bat and he isn’t buying.
“So you want me to swing the bat and hit the ball?”
Double J “Yeah but act like it’s the world’s hardest thing to do.”
Sick Nick “Okay......I still don’t get it.”
Double J “Don’t worry about it, it’ll be funny.”
Double J hides behind the camera and all we see is Sick Nick holding a wiffle bat with a wiffle ball on a t stand. He has the barrel of the bat resting on his shoulder and he squinting to read the que cards.
Sick Nick “You know something Theo ruh roh.........did I say that right Joey?”
Double J (off camera) “Yeah , like Scooby Do.”
Sick Nick “Okay, you know something Theo Ruh Roh, maybe the real reason why you haven’t been in the ring yet, isn’t because Tyler or Spencer, or the fans, or me for that matter.......have stopped you from entering the ring. Maybe Theo the real reason why you haven’t been in the ring yet is all due to one simple fact. And.....that is because you’ve just been hired by the UAWF.”
Double J “Say it with some feeling Nick.”
Sick Nick “Like, Because you’ve just hired by the UAWF!?”
Double J “Yes!”
Sick Nick “Yeah you rusty tire iron, You’ve just been hired therefore you couldn’t have ever stepped in a UAWF ring before due to the fact that you were never employed by them till this week.”
Sick Nick swings the bat and hits the ball. He flies all of three feet before falling to the ground and rolls out of view.
Sick Nick “You must be a bone head man to start there swing a bat like that is suppose to scare me flapping away about who is to blame about you being held out of the ring. If you ask me, I think you’ve been dropped a few too many times on your head. Maybe I need to jolt you to make you remember that you’ve just be hired and there couldn’t possibly ever had the opportunity to wrestle for the UAWF till when you and I step in the ring in a match that will see me beat you in your first match and your first Main Event match ever.”
Sick Nick takes a practice swing with the bat as he continues reading the cue cards.
Sick Nick “You know Theo Duh...........This is my first Main Event in my illustrate career spanning all of one match and while I am a perfect one and o in the UAWF and my career, I’m not letting my early success go to my head. Can you imagine if I came out and acted like you, all full of himself and so cocky while having never ever wrestled in the in the UAWF yet? Man I would look like a dick! No one would take me seriously and I bet someone would even laugh in my face. Well Theo Dolt, but that’s how I picture you right now. If you’re going to walking into the UAWF acting like a god or something, at least do something to back it up, and swinging a bat into some steel steps.......”
Nick swings the plastic bat hitting the ball stand and knocking it over.
Sick Nick “Makes you look pathetic. I’m looking forward to beating you soon....you know, when you actually step into the ring for real and try to back up everything you spouted off on and show everyone around here who just hired you and just placed you in the Main event as your first match ever in the UAWF, why they shouldn’t have held you back during that time when you weren’t employed by the UAWF.......I’m going to enjoy making you look like a fool, a big dumb looking fool who likes to swing a bat and seemingly complain bout anything and everything even when you have to make up stories to complain about.”
This time Sick Nick tosses the bat away.
Sick Nick “When it’s all said and done, you will now of the name Sick Nick!”
Nick stares into the camera trying to act all tough.....and fails in doing so. But we cane forgive him for it.
Joe seems happy with and the scene fads to black....................................