Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:27:27 GMT
It’s a hot day outside, a really hot and muggy day, the kind of day where if you just sat down on a bench outside a airport and did nothing but breathe you would break into a massive sweat and sweat so much you would have to drink a gallon of water every 15 minutes just to keep from dieing of thirst. That is the kind of day it is that Sick Nick finds himself in sitting outside some airport with Karen waiting for the cab. Nick isn’t wearing a shirt, his hat and has filled his flask with ice water and is thinking about hacking his blue jeans into shorts to deal with the heat, Karen on the other hand is wearing a black business suit and is fanning herself with her clip board. While sweat is dripping off of Nick, Karen hasn’t even broken a sweat yet. Funny how that works.
As Nick whips the gallons of sweat away from his forehead Karen looks at Nick.
Karen “You have been quite since Saturday? Anything wrong?”
Nick “It’s hot as hell here!”
Karen “It’s not that bad. It’s only 95 outside.”
Nick “only....like it’s not that hot.”
Karen “It’s not. It’s all in your mind.”
Nick “Yeah what ever. That cab better have AC that’s all I care about.”
Karen “We’ll see but I wouldn’t hold your breath. Are you sure you don’t need to hit a gym before facing SunFeather?.”
Nick “I’m positive I don’t need to hit a gym, I’m doing all the sweating right here with out lifting a finger. Man, (Leans back on the bench dying of the heat.) I hope the match is in Alaska, or the North pole. Maybe even Greenland. I could deal working a show over there.”
Karen “So how do you feel about facing SunFeather next week?”
Sick Nick “Oh please. No girl can ever beat me. What does she even get off thinking she can be in the same ring with me let alone compete against me? This will be the easiest victory I have ever had.”
Karen closes her eyes and pretends Nick didn’t say that.
Sick Nick “A girl like her should be at home, bare foot and pregnant. This is a man‘s sport and the only use a girl brings to the table is eye candy and pretends to flash her boobies at the crowd and make the guy look good. But this chick, she can‘t even do that well..”
Well Karen has heard enough. She’s a little uptight when it comes to demeaning talk like this.
Karen “You know she is a former two time TV champion and a former Survivor champion right? She‘s one of the top female wrestlers in the ESW and that she has beaten many men before.”
Sick Nick “If a man loses to her, he should kill himself. Like I said, She needs to cook and clean.”
Karen “Is that all you think of women Nick?”
Sick Nick “Well women are also good for something else too. Does SunFeather wear knee pads?”
Karen “I‘m not going to answer that question.”
Nick “I‘ll take that as a yes.”
Karen “Do you have a girl friend, wife?””
Nick “Do you mean right now or ever?”
Karen “Ever?”
Nick “Of course I‘ve had a girlfriend, what ya think I am? A complete loser?”
Karen “How many girlfriends have you had?”
Nick “Oh I can‘t remember off hand.”
Karen “Well when was your last girlfriend?”
Nick “I dunno.”
Just like that a cab pulls up in front of them.
Karen “Well lookie what just showed up. You need to rethink this stance on SunFeather or you‘ll end up looking like a sad little boy when it‘s all over and said.”
Nick “Oh please, this is a gimmie match.”
The climb into the cab and long and behold....
There is no AC!!!!
FTB
As Nick whips the gallons of sweat away from his forehead Karen looks at Nick.
Karen “You have been quite since Saturday? Anything wrong?”
Nick “It’s hot as hell here!”
Karen “It’s not that bad. It’s only 95 outside.”
Nick “only....like it’s not that hot.”
Karen “It’s not. It’s all in your mind.”
Nick “Yeah what ever. That cab better have AC that’s all I care about.”
Karen “We’ll see but I wouldn’t hold your breath. Are you sure you don’t need to hit a gym before facing SunFeather?.”
Nick “I’m positive I don’t need to hit a gym, I’m doing all the sweating right here with out lifting a finger. Man, (Leans back on the bench dying of the heat.) I hope the match is in Alaska, or the North pole. Maybe even Greenland. I could deal working a show over there.”
Karen “So how do you feel about facing SunFeather next week?”
Sick Nick “Oh please. No girl can ever beat me. What does she even get off thinking she can be in the same ring with me let alone compete against me? This will be the easiest victory I have ever had.”
Karen closes her eyes and pretends Nick didn’t say that.
Sick Nick “A girl like her should be at home, bare foot and pregnant. This is a man‘s sport and the only use a girl brings to the table is eye candy and pretends to flash her boobies at the crowd and make the guy look good. But this chick, she can‘t even do that well..”
Well Karen has heard enough. She’s a little uptight when it comes to demeaning talk like this.
Karen “You know she is a former two time TV champion and a former Survivor champion right? She‘s one of the top female wrestlers in the ESW and that she has beaten many men before.”
Sick Nick “If a man loses to her, he should kill himself. Like I said, She needs to cook and clean.”
Karen “Is that all you think of women Nick?”
Sick Nick “Well women are also good for something else too. Does SunFeather wear knee pads?”
Karen “I‘m not going to answer that question.”
Nick “I‘ll take that as a yes.”
Karen “Do you have a girl friend, wife?””
Nick “Do you mean right now or ever?”
Karen “Ever?”
Nick “Of course I‘ve had a girlfriend, what ya think I am? A complete loser?”
Karen “How many girlfriends have you had?”
Nick “Oh I can‘t remember off hand.”
Karen “Well when was your last girlfriend?”
Nick “I dunno.”
Just like that a cab pulls up in front of them.
Karen “Well lookie what just showed up. You need to rethink this stance on SunFeather or you‘ll end up looking like a sad little boy when it‘s all over and said.”
Nick “Oh please, this is a gimmie match.”
The climb into the cab and long and behold....
There is no AC!!!!
FTB