Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:29:00 GMT
Sick Nick and Karen step off the airplane in Honolulu Hawaii where they received their flower wreath thingies and Nick received a kiss to which he loved. It’s not as hot in Hawaii as it was in California which Nick likes. As they make their way through the airport, Nick hits up a few more girls for flowers and a kiss. He’s loving it as they slowly make their way through the airport.
Karen tries to drag Nick along but come on, Hot Hawaiian chicks giving out kisses on the cheek, how can he say no? But soon the fun comes to a end when they run into a waiting Barry Burton. Barry broke out his best Hawaiian shirt and shorts, the buttons in the front are stretched to the limit as it tries to stay together over Barry’s ever growing belly.
Karen “Barry?”
Barry “Tis me in the flesh.”
Karen checks her Ipod. “It says we’re to meet lee Cyril.”
Barry “You said that last week and never showed up. So here I am.”
Karen “This change wasn’t approved by me.”
Barry “Excuse me?”
Karen “I make all of Nick’s appointment and we’re scheduled to meet with Lee not you.”
Barry “You’re kidding right?”
Karen “Nope.”
Meanwhile Nick is off in the background getting more kisses. The most action he’s had since Jenna Love Brianna came out on DVD a few years back.
Barry “Does it really matter? I’m here and Lee isn’t. He’s been blowing you off to follow Eddie around before he’s sent out to the pasture, I’ve got a crew already set up and ready to go.”
Karen “I’ll have to call Double J first to see if this change is okay.”
Karen whips out her cell phone and starts to dial Double J but Barry grabs her cell phone.
Barry “Let me ask you something. Does it matter who interviews Nick? I mean really, does it? To me, all that matters is that he gets interviewed right.”
Karen thinks it over for a second. “Well I guess so. You say Lee isn’t even in Hawaii yet?”
Barry “No. He won’t get here for a few days.”
Karen looks over her shoulder. Somehow Nick has gathered a small grouping of girls and we hear something about a nude beach followed by giggles and a red faced Nick pretends it doesn’t bother him. A girl on his right starts to rub his chest. Karen rolls her eyes.
Karen “Might as well get it over with for I think we won’t have any other time this weekend to do one due to someone being sidetracked.”
Barry “GREAT! Let’s go back to my room.”
Karen turns and calls for Nick. “Come on NICK! We’ve got some work to do!”
Karen and Barry start to walk away talking about the upcoming interview as Nick tries to pry himself away from his “fans” but not before he gets some digits first. Nick rushes to catch up.
When they disappear, in walks Lee Cyril with a coffee in one hand. He takes a seat on a bench and waits for Karen and Nick to arrive, not knowing that they all ready have........................
Sick Nick sits on a couch nursing a bottle of water while Barry sits kitty corner to him in a chair with a notepad in his lap. Nick looks to be on the spot a little as Barry begins the interview.
Barry “Nick thanks for being here today.”
Nick “No problem but we do need to make this quick. I have a list of girls who want to party with me and this is putting a damper on my plans Barry. I might have a chance to roll around in the sand with one of em, a girl who is ten times more of a women and knows her place in the world than SunFeather does. So let’s get this over with ASAP.”
Barry “Okay, let’s get right into it. You just beat current ESW World champion Zander Thrash and now you face SunFeather Monday night. You’re going from beating the World champion to facing a former TV champion. How does that make you feel?”
Nick “It makes me feel..........I dunno Barry. I don’t know how it makes me feel. I guess I don’t. I just got my first victory in the ESW and now I’m going to get my second victory in the ESW.”
Barry “Don’t you have anything to say about beating the champion? The current ESW World Heavyweight champion?”
Nick nods his head no. “Nope.”
Barry “You don’t think that now you just beat the ESW World champion that it makes you the top dog around here?”
Nick “Uhmm Barry, I’m not a dog, I’m a human being.”
Barry “o...kay. I’m amazed by this. Normally if someone beat the World champion they would demand a title shot. So are you going to ask for a title shot?”
Nick looks off to the left, where Karen is standing off camera. Nick then looks at Barry. “No.”
Barry “NO? What do you mean no?”
Nick “I dunno?”
Barry “Wow....you’re one of a kind.”
Nick “Are we almost done?”
Barry “NO! We just started. Okay moving on. Monday night you face SunFeather who was just hurt by another large person and she isn’t 100%. So are you going to take it easy on her?”
Nick “Well....(blank stare at Barry)....Yeah. She’s a women so I can take it easy on her.”
Barry “So the fact she has won both the Survivor and TV title in the past means nothing to you?”
Nick “No! I bet if you look back at those matches she was given both of those titles. There is no way she could have won both of those titles. I mean come on Barry, she’s a girl. She should be in a bathing suit taking it off on the nude beaches, taking Home EC classes learning to make me a mean steak. Her legs should be cocked up in the back of my caddy at night waiting for me to pleasure her. She has no place in the wrestling ring. No place at all. It’s a sham she’s a “wrestler”.”
Barry “So it’s safe to say this match will be a breeze for you then?”
Nick “Yup. All I got to do is beat her back into the kitchen, where she belongs.”
Barry “Nick, How many matches have you had so far in your young career?”
Nick ‘Well....let me see, 2 in the ESW and 5 in the UAWF. So that’s what? 8?”
Barry “If you say so. How many matches have you lost Nick.”
Nick “2! One to Theo Roe and Common Centz.”
Barry “This is the first time you have ever faced a female wrestler?”
Nick “Yeah, and my last too.”
Barry “Why’s that?”
Nick “Well when I hurt her really bad, no other female will ever want to fight me ever again. So this will be my last match against a girl.”
Barry “I’ve got to ask. Why do you feel that she doesn’t belong in the ring.”
Nick “Because Barry it all goes back to school. The boys have their class on one side of the gym playing basketball, lifting weights, playing baseball, hockey and dodge ball! On the other side of the gym, the girls play volleyball, tennis, then run and stretch and other non impact games. Their fragile little things and can’t take bumps and bruises like a guy can. My new good buddy Nanook gave me some tips on how to hurt her really bad the other night.”
Barry “Your new buddy Nanook eh?”
Nick “Yeah! He’s cool! He really wants me to hurt her, he said she a Hermaphadate? What ever that is and she needs to be punished for spreading her sickness on us. He nicknamed me the Punisher because that’s what I’m going to do to her.”
Barry “Nick.....SunFeather pretty much written you off because you beat Zander Thrash so far.”
Nick “Well you can tell CumCatcher...”
Barry “CumCatcher?”
Nick “Yeah that’s what Nanook calls her, CumCatcher that I haven’t seen her beat Zander Thrash lately and it doesn’t matter who I have beaten in the past, It’s who I am going to beat in the future and her name is on that list.”
Barry “I see. Well Nick it’s been a pleasure.”
Nick “We’re done?”
Barry “Yeah.”
Nick “About time.”
With that, Nick rips the mic off his shirt and walks off the set. Barry watches me make a b line for the door. Barry shakes his head.
Barry “It should be some kind of match come Monday between Sick Nick and SunFeather. Who will win? I’m not sure but what a war it will be. Thanks for joining me.”
The credits roll as the show comes to a end, Karen walks into view trying in vein to get the term CumCatcher edited out of the show, but it was a live show so oh well...............................
FTB
Karen tries to drag Nick along but come on, Hot Hawaiian chicks giving out kisses on the cheek, how can he say no? But soon the fun comes to a end when they run into a waiting Barry Burton. Barry broke out his best Hawaiian shirt and shorts, the buttons in the front are stretched to the limit as it tries to stay together over Barry’s ever growing belly.
Karen “Barry?”
Barry “Tis me in the flesh.”
Karen checks her Ipod. “It says we’re to meet lee Cyril.”
Barry “You said that last week and never showed up. So here I am.”
Karen “This change wasn’t approved by me.”
Barry “Excuse me?”
Karen “I make all of Nick’s appointment and we’re scheduled to meet with Lee not you.”
Barry “You’re kidding right?”
Karen “Nope.”
Meanwhile Nick is off in the background getting more kisses. The most action he’s had since Jenna Love Brianna came out on DVD a few years back.
Barry “Does it really matter? I’m here and Lee isn’t. He’s been blowing you off to follow Eddie around before he’s sent out to the pasture, I’ve got a crew already set up and ready to go.”
Karen “I’ll have to call Double J first to see if this change is okay.”
Karen whips out her cell phone and starts to dial Double J but Barry grabs her cell phone.
Barry “Let me ask you something. Does it matter who interviews Nick? I mean really, does it? To me, all that matters is that he gets interviewed right.”
Karen thinks it over for a second. “Well I guess so. You say Lee isn’t even in Hawaii yet?”
Barry “No. He won’t get here for a few days.”
Karen looks over her shoulder. Somehow Nick has gathered a small grouping of girls and we hear something about a nude beach followed by giggles and a red faced Nick pretends it doesn’t bother him. A girl on his right starts to rub his chest. Karen rolls her eyes.
Karen “Might as well get it over with for I think we won’t have any other time this weekend to do one due to someone being sidetracked.”
Barry “GREAT! Let’s go back to my room.”
Karen turns and calls for Nick. “Come on NICK! We’ve got some work to do!”
Karen and Barry start to walk away talking about the upcoming interview as Nick tries to pry himself away from his “fans” but not before he gets some digits first. Nick rushes to catch up.
When they disappear, in walks Lee Cyril with a coffee in one hand. He takes a seat on a bench and waits for Karen and Nick to arrive, not knowing that they all ready have........................
In Barry’s room.....
Sick Nick sits on a couch nursing a bottle of water while Barry sits kitty corner to him in a chair with a notepad in his lap. Nick looks to be on the spot a little as Barry begins the interview.
Barry “Nick thanks for being here today.”
Nick “No problem but we do need to make this quick. I have a list of girls who want to party with me and this is putting a damper on my plans Barry. I might have a chance to roll around in the sand with one of em, a girl who is ten times more of a women and knows her place in the world than SunFeather does. So let’s get this over with ASAP.”
Barry “Okay, let’s get right into it. You just beat current ESW World champion Zander Thrash and now you face SunFeather Monday night. You’re going from beating the World champion to facing a former TV champion. How does that make you feel?”
Nick “It makes me feel..........I dunno Barry. I don’t know how it makes me feel. I guess I don’t. I just got my first victory in the ESW and now I’m going to get my second victory in the ESW.”
Barry “Don’t you have anything to say about beating the champion? The current ESW World Heavyweight champion?”
Nick nods his head no. “Nope.”
Barry “You don’t think that now you just beat the ESW World champion that it makes you the top dog around here?”
Nick “Uhmm Barry, I’m not a dog, I’m a human being.”
Barry “o...kay. I’m amazed by this. Normally if someone beat the World champion they would demand a title shot. So are you going to ask for a title shot?”
Nick looks off to the left, where Karen is standing off camera. Nick then looks at Barry. “No.”
Barry “NO? What do you mean no?”
Nick “I dunno?”
Barry “Wow....you’re one of a kind.”
Nick “Are we almost done?”
Barry “NO! We just started. Okay moving on. Monday night you face SunFeather who was just hurt by another large person and she isn’t 100%. So are you going to take it easy on her?”
Nick “Well....(blank stare at Barry)....Yeah. She’s a women so I can take it easy on her.”
Barry “So the fact she has won both the Survivor and TV title in the past means nothing to you?”
Nick “No! I bet if you look back at those matches she was given both of those titles. There is no way she could have won both of those titles. I mean come on Barry, she’s a girl. She should be in a bathing suit taking it off on the nude beaches, taking Home EC classes learning to make me a mean steak. Her legs should be cocked up in the back of my caddy at night waiting for me to pleasure her. She has no place in the wrestling ring. No place at all. It’s a sham she’s a “wrestler”.”
Barry “So it’s safe to say this match will be a breeze for you then?”
Nick “Yup. All I got to do is beat her back into the kitchen, where she belongs.”
Barry “Nick, How many matches have you had so far in your young career?”
Nick ‘Well....let me see, 2 in the ESW and 5 in the UAWF. So that’s what? 8?”
Barry “If you say so. How many matches have you lost Nick.”
Nick “2! One to Theo Roe and Common Centz.”
Barry “This is the first time you have ever faced a female wrestler?”
Nick “Yeah, and my last too.”
Barry “Why’s that?”
Nick “Well when I hurt her really bad, no other female will ever want to fight me ever again. So this will be my last match against a girl.”
Barry “I’ve got to ask. Why do you feel that she doesn’t belong in the ring.”
Nick “Because Barry it all goes back to school. The boys have their class on one side of the gym playing basketball, lifting weights, playing baseball, hockey and dodge ball! On the other side of the gym, the girls play volleyball, tennis, then run and stretch and other non impact games. Their fragile little things and can’t take bumps and bruises like a guy can. My new good buddy Nanook gave me some tips on how to hurt her really bad the other night.”
Barry “Your new buddy Nanook eh?”
Nick “Yeah! He’s cool! He really wants me to hurt her, he said she a Hermaphadate? What ever that is and she needs to be punished for spreading her sickness on us. He nicknamed me the Punisher because that’s what I’m going to do to her.”
Barry “Nick.....SunFeather pretty much written you off because you beat Zander Thrash so far.”
Nick “Well you can tell CumCatcher...”
Barry “CumCatcher?”
Nick “Yeah that’s what Nanook calls her, CumCatcher that I haven’t seen her beat Zander Thrash lately and it doesn’t matter who I have beaten in the past, It’s who I am going to beat in the future and her name is on that list.”
Barry “I see. Well Nick it’s been a pleasure.”
Nick “We’re done?”
Barry “Yeah.”
Nick “About time.”
With that, Nick rips the mic off his shirt and walks off the set. Barry watches me make a b line for the door. Barry shakes his head.
Barry “It should be some kind of match come Monday between Sick Nick and SunFeather. Who will win? I’m not sure but what a war it will be. Thanks for joining me.”
The credits roll as the show comes to a end, Karen walks into view trying in vein to get the term CumCatcher edited out of the show, but it was a live show so oh well...............................
FTB