Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:39:15 GMT
Welcome back my friends for I, Nanook, The number one reporter and world class interviewer of the NYCW and soon the world have returned to bring to you the fans of the NYCW and of me, the best color guy in the business, a action packed (Editor’s Note: and disagreements) fun filled article I like to call<p>
<b><center>King Nanook Owns Wilburman</b></center><p>
Or better known as Nanook Knows<p>
And since we started out by talking about our suck ass Commissioner I will start by stating the following:(editor’s Note: This should be good. I bet it has something to do with JT Blackout.)<p>
You should have sucked it up and beat the piss out of Blackout you bald fat sheep fucking bastard. (Editor’s Note: I knew it!)<p>
There I said it. Now enough about those has been. (At least they have a job unlike you) Let’s start with what was a amazing night in New York City. For the first time since 1996 I have returned to the world famous MSG and this time I was main eventing (Like you ever have before.) and I hosted the premiere Rite of Passage pay per view for the Triple Crown. And while some guys like The Boss was a waste of our time, The first class tag team and newly reunited lovers Eddie and Rayne did the NYCW proud in bring home a trophy for us. And despite what I said on air, I do not, repeat do not love Eddie. (yeah sure, we all know you do.) But I do however love Rayne to death. (and the palm of your hand is proof to that.)<br>
Oh yeah, Everyone else did good too. Job well done. Except for that runt JL Willis. He sucked. (I bet you would love a Blackout Willis match huh? Two people you hate the most fighting it out. hehe. That would be cool)<p>
While Rites of Passage was great and all, Life moves on. Mayhem returned to the airwaves Monday night (minus you) and the show was okay. I think Howdy let Baba Ganouche get the best of him and quite frankly Baba outshined Howdy in my book. I say Howdy should be fired. (that will never happen as the vice president, let me reassure you of that) The show was good. Rayne beat kid Krazy and Bulldozer. Zander was separated from his manager but the highlight of the show was (ten bucks he say his interview with Jeffery which was a bore) my interview with Jeffery Hatemonger. ( I knew it)<p>
The interview shed some light on the troubles and problems that Hatemonger has with Scythe and while he feels he shouldn’t have to fight him. But the evil gods of wrestling struck down with their thunder latter that night because long and behold Scythe will wrestle Hatemonger next week in a tag team match with Kid Krazy and Frank Merritt. While the New Blood has the upper hand in this match, it should still be a great match.<p>
Also next week we’ll see a new World champion crowned. Personally I am hoping Amos wins it. Other than that, I don’t have much to say. (what? This is a surprise) I was just told to write something and this is what I’ve got. I do however have rumors for you. And rumors is what I do best.<p>
Now that I am out and about on the streets working with the common man I have gained knowledge that only I know, and now I will share what the people on the street are talking about and other tidbits<p>
I like to call this section<br>
RUMORS!<p>
Now Whip it! Into shape. Shape it up, Get up straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, It’s not too late, To whip it! Whip it good.<br>
If you know what song those lyrics are from word has it we might see his return. YAY!<p>
Mike Hawk is gay. More on this latter<p>
Despite having the best selling shirt in the history of wrestling, Zander Thrash is getting together with is agent as they try to find a replacement for Mr. Snuggles.<p>
I woke up in Reno and found nothing worth of interests.<p>
Rayne is pregnant, or so the tabloid say. And they also say it’s not Eddie’s.<p>
Say this with me, 8 is enough. pay per view in the future?<p>
I just farted. <p>
Howdy sucks and Baba blows. All they need is Neil now<p>
And that’s the rumors for now. And now my top 5 guys and gals in the NYCW.<p>
1.) Steve Hawkins. He wanted to go to the Triple Crown but couldn’t. World championship might make him happy instead.<p>
2.) Eddie and Rayne. Come on, they won the tag team triple crown. They have to be ranked high, It’s like law or something.<p>
3.) Samuel Amos. He’s not done with Eddie, not by a long shot. Can he be the first to hold both single titles at the same time?<p>
4.) Zander Thrash. Hottest selling t shirt and he beat Riptide.<p>
5.) Frank Merritt. He vows to win that blasted World title yet. Maybe after a second round appearance in the Triple Crown will give the go go gadget to do just that.<p>
<b><center>King Nanook Owns Wilburman</b></center><p>
Or better known as Nanook Knows<p>
And since we started out by talking about our suck ass Commissioner I will start by stating the following:(editor’s Note: This should be good. I bet it has something to do with JT Blackout.)<p>
You should have sucked it up and beat the piss out of Blackout you bald fat sheep fucking bastard. (Editor’s Note: I knew it!)<p>
There I said it. Now enough about those has been. (At least they have a job unlike you) Let’s start with what was a amazing night in New York City. For the first time since 1996 I have returned to the world famous MSG and this time I was main eventing (Like you ever have before.) and I hosted the premiere Rite of Passage pay per view for the Triple Crown. And while some guys like The Boss was a waste of our time, The first class tag team and newly reunited lovers Eddie and Rayne did the NYCW proud in bring home a trophy for us. And despite what I said on air, I do not, repeat do not love Eddie. (yeah sure, we all know you do.) But I do however love Rayne to death. (and the palm of your hand is proof to that.)<br>
Oh yeah, Everyone else did good too. Job well done. Except for that runt JL Willis. He sucked. (I bet you would love a Blackout Willis match huh? Two people you hate the most fighting it out. hehe. That would be cool)<p>
While Rites of Passage was great and all, Life moves on. Mayhem returned to the airwaves Monday night (minus you) and the show was okay. I think Howdy let Baba Ganouche get the best of him and quite frankly Baba outshined Howdy in my book. I say Howdy should be fired. (that will never happen as the vice president, let me reassure you of that) The show was good. Rayne beat kid Krazy and Bulldozer. Zander was separated from his manager but the highlight of the show was (ten bucks he say his interview with Jeffery which was a bore) my interview with Jeffery Hatemonger. ( I knew it)<p>
The interview shed some light on the troubles and problems that Hatemonger has with Scythe and while he feels he shouldn’t have to fight him. But the evil gods of wrestling struck down with their thunder latter that night because long and behold Scythe will wrestle Hatemonger next week in a tag team match with Kid Krazy and Frank Merritt. While the New Blood has the upper hand in this match, it should still be a great match.<p>
Also next week we’ll see a new World champion crowned. Personally I am hoping Amos wins it. Other than that, I don’t have much to say. (what? This is a surprise) I was just told to write something and this is what I’ve got. I do however have rumors for you. And rumors is what I do best.<p>
Now that I am out and about on the streets working with the common man I have gained knowledge that only I know, and now I will share what the people on the street are talking about and other tidbits<p>
I like to call this section<br>
RUMORS!<p>
Now Whip it! Into shape. Shape it up, Get up straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, It’s not too late, To whip it! Whip it good.<br>
If you know what song those lyrics are from word has it we might see his return. YAY!<p>
Mike Hawk is gay. More on this latter<p>
Despite having the best selling shirt in the history of wrestling, Zander Thrash is getting together with is agent as they try to find a replacement for Mr. Snuggles.<p>
I woke up in Reno and found nothing worth of interests.<p>
Rayne is pregnant, or so the tabloid say. And they also say it’s not Eddie’s.<p>
Say this with me, 8 is enough. pay per view in the future?<p>
I just farted. <p>
Howdy sucks and Baba blows. All they need is Neil now<p>
And that’s the rumors for now. And now my top 5 guys and gals in the NYCW.<p>
1.) Steve Hawkins. He wanted to go to the Triple Crown but couldn’t. World championship might make him happy instead.<p>
2.) Eddie and Rayne. Come on, they won the tag team triple crown. They have to be ranked high, It’s like law or something.<p>
3.) Samuel Amos. He’s not done with Eddie, not by a long shot. Can he be the first to hold both single titles at the same time?<p>
4.) Zander Thrash. Hottest selling t shirt and he beat Riptide.<p>
5.) Frank Merritt. He vows to win that blasted World title yet. Maybe after a second round appearance in the Triple Crown will give the go go gadget to do just that.<p>