Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 11, 2014 20:49:40 GMT
Ah ...Valentines Day for some it means love and roses , candlelight dinners and romance , sexy lingerie and intimate cards. .............. For others its another day to fuck up and piss someone off . In most cases Raven would shout , scream and rip things apart , but noooooo this time its different .
Sick of all the love songs still being played on the radio Raven punches the station selector till it lands on a hard rock station , no chance of a love song there. ...at least you would think so till that stupid sappy cowboy hat wearing fruitcake Bon Jovi stinks up the airways. Fer ta love of Robbie “fuckin” Burns someone should just beat the shit outta him . He’s a singer -he’s a actor ..what the fuck ! The best movie I ever saw him in was U90210571 where he played the engineer and bobbed up and down in the ocean ..dead of course , where was the shark from “Jaws” when you need him . There's no justice in this world and if it is its , blind , deaf and dumb . Therefore justice is a male...
Sitting at the red light Raven taps her foot against the brake pedal as her long nails dig into the steering wheel . At last a good, all be it bitter ,dedication comes on the radio . Raven smiles and sings along with Puddle of Mud as they sing “She Hates Me.”
Turning off Route 5 Raven pulls into the Amsterdam Mall Parking lot . Another fine day at the office should cheer her up ... uh huh and Steve will shit Pop Tarts and piss Gatorade. Stepping out of the SUV she enters the mall and heads towards the gym , but is waylaid by the wonderful aroma coming out of the “Captain Cupcake “ bakery . Buying a half dozen of the wonderful creations she feels a little better.
Opening the door to the gym she makes a mental note to buy some air fresheners . Walking down the hallway towards her office she runs into a very distressed Muffy .
“ Morning lass , what seems ta amiss?” Raven asks as she notices the poor girl gnawing her bottom lip.
“ I ...I..I have to give t..t..t..ttthis to Blackout .”
Raven takes the piece of paper from the poor girls hand and quickly scans it . A scowl begins to form on her face and she starts to growl .
“Who gave this to you ?”
“Mah........mah .... Mr. Sinclair did.”
Raven crumples up the paper then notices something brown and sticky on her hand.
“ What’s on this paper?”
“Chocoolate .”
“Chocolate?”
“ Y...y...yes .....your um bbbrother was covered in it .He wa....wa...was in Wilburrrmans office.”
A thousand thoughts running through her mind Raven tries to think why Steve would be covered in chocolate much less in Wil’s office . She is both bewildered and amused and tries not to laugh in the face of the poor girl in front of her.
“ He was in Wil’s office , and he was covered in sheep .”
Muffy nods her head “ I heard Wil when I was answering ttttthe phones ...an an an I came out to see what was the matter and I saw him come running down the hall . I ...I...saw your brother ...na....na.....na...naked on top of Wil’s desk . ... and then the ( she lowers he voice so she doesn‘t get overheard by Lee who is has just entered the men's room) the shhhheeeep got loose . I don’t know where the last one is ” Tears start to form in her eyes and it looks like she's gunna have a nervous breakdown.
Raven stares as the carpet as she struggles not to laugh . She chokes down muffled giggles and bites down hard on her lower lip. The warm coppery taste of blood fills her mouth and tears start to fill her own eyes.
Raven’s control is shattered when Lee bursts screaming from the men's room , his pants around his ankles and his plaid button down oxford shirt just barely covering his snake and two hairy pebbles . A very bewildered sheep comes prancing out behind him .
Quickly bending over he grabs his pants and yanks them up . “ GAY YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he yells much like the dad in a Christmas Story when the neighbors dogs break in and eat their Christmas turkey.
Muffy runs crying down the hall one way and Lee runs the opposite way . Raven staggers into her office and collapses into her chair laughing .
She has just calmed down a hour later when there’s a knock at her door.
“ Come in .”
Raven looks up to see both Steve and Wil come into her office . Each takes a chair and sits in front of her desk . Wil moves his chair half way across the room away from Steve. Ducking her face behind her hand , she tries to avoid eye contact.
“Hey sis we have something to discuss with you .”
“ Ummm hmmm .” Is all Rave can get out as she tries not to smirk..
“ This is something serious , so try not to fly off the handle .” Wil says as his eyes lit upon the bakery bag., but to reach it he’ll have to get closer to Steve . His stomach growls in protest but the big man thinks better of it.
“ Ye two getting married are ye? I heard Steve got down on his knees in front of ye Wil.” she starts laughing. and Steve lets out a small chuckle .
“ That’s not funny ! I’m emotionally scared thanks to him ( he points toward a laughing Steve) .
“ I talked it over with Wil and we believe Rayne should be fined a weeks pay. First she kidnapped Blackout , then she helped him with his little plot to get him out of the tourney .”
“Well he did ask to be taken out of the tourney so you did kinda force his hand there.”
“ That doesn’t matter .”
“ It does too , an I agree with ye that she should get fined .”
“ Huh?”
“ I mean I can only imagine the torture they put you through Steve . ( she starts to chuckle) But we can’t have half the roster kidnapping each other we’d loose revenue fast . “
“ Your damn right . I was thinking docking her a weeks pay.”
“Two.”
“YOU want me to dock her two weeks pay ?”
“ Unless you have a better idea . Oh and by ta way nice try on getting Blackout reinstated in the tourney . He’s my guy and one of the deals in getting him signed was one mandatory title shot a yr , but he gets to pick it. Wil for the love of god stop staring at my cupcakes .”
“ I’m sorry but Emps ate all the chocolate in the house .Even the heart candy she gave me!.”
“ Hehehehe now see I took Julie Ann out to dinner and then a movie san child. It was great . What about you Rave.?
“OH yeah my Valentines was just peachy .” Steve catches the fiery look in her eyes and the venom tone in her voice ,and knows immediately that something's wrong. Wil however doesn’t see it as he’s pawing through the bag of goodies .
“ What’s the matter didn’t get laid Raven , hehehheheheh or is the PMS fairy visiting again ?” Wil says
“ Well let’s see Wil its kinda hard to “get laid” when your boyfriend is half way across the country and only called ye fer ten minutes then had his cell phone cut out and didn’t call back . And no , no candy or other highly marketed crap either . “
“Awwwwwwwww is you’s feeling all downy wowny cause dickhead forgot YOU on Valentines Day .”
Steve puts up a warning hand , silencing Wil .” So erm Sis we’re agreed on fining that little bitch of yours and possibly fining Blackout ?”
Raven answers with a very curt and cut “Aye, whatever.”
Steve and Wil exit her office , and after making sure her door is firmly closed behind him Steve lets out a sigh.
“What’s wrong Steve.?”
“ She’s pissed .”
“ So she’ll do her usual throw things , break crap or kick the crap outta someone and she’ll be fine . Maybe scream a little ....”
“Oh no . Trust me on this , I saw her face . She’s doing a slow burn.”
“So?”
“ So that means all hell’s gunna break loose soon.”
Sick of all the love songs still being played on the radio Raven punches the station selector till it lands on a hard rock station , no chance of a love song there. ...at least you would think so till that stupid sappy cowboy hat wearing fruitcake Bon Jovi stinks up the airways. Fer ta love of Robbie “fuckin” Burns someone should just beat the shit outta him . He’s a singer -he’s a actor ..what the fuck ! The best movie I ever saw him in was U90210571 where he played the engineer and bobbed up and down in the ocean ..dead of course , where was the shark from “Jaws” when you need him . There's no justice in this world and if it is its , blind , deaf and dumb . Therefore justice is a male...
Sitting at the red light Raven taps her foot against the brake pedal as her long nails dig into the steering wheel . At last a good, all be it bitter ,dedication comes on the radio . Raven smiles and sings along with Puddle of Mud as they sing “She Hates Me.”
Turning off Route 5 Raven pulls into the Amsterdam Mall Parking lot . Another fine day at the office should cheer her up ... uh huh and Steve will shit Pop Tarts and piss Gatorade. Stepping out of the SUV she enters the mall and heads towards the gym , but is waylaid by the wonderful aroma coming out of the “Captain Cupcake “ bakery . Buying a half dozen of the wonderful creations she feels a little better.
Opening the door to the gym she makes a mental note to buy some air fresheners . Walking down the hallway towards her office she runs into a very distressed Muffy .
“ Morning lass , what seems ta amiss?” Raven asks as she notices the poor girl gnawing her bottom lip.
“ I ...I..I have to give t..t..t..ttthis to Blackout .”
Raven takes the piece of paper from the poor girls hand and quickly scans it . A scowl begins to form on her face and she starts to growl .
“Who gave this to you ?”
“Mah........mah .... Mr. Sinclair did.”
Raven crumples up the paper then notices something brown and sticky on her hand.
“ What’s on this paper?”
“Chocoolate .”
“Chocolate?”
“ Y...y...yes .....your um bbbrother was covered in it .He wa....wa...was in Wilburrrmans office.”
A thousand thoughts running through her mind Raven tries to think why Steve would be covered in chocolate much less in Wil’s office . She is both bewildered and amused and tries not to laugh in the face of the poor girl in front of her.
“ He was in Wil’s office , and he was covered in sheep .”
Muffy nods her head “ I heard Wil when I was answering ttttthe phones ...an an an I came out to see what was the matter and I saw him come running down the hall . I ...I...saw your brother ...na....na.....na...naked on top of Wil’s desk . ... and then the ( she lowers he voice so she doesn‘t get overheard by Lee who is has just entered the men's room) the shhhheeeep got loose . I don’t know where the last one is ” Tears start to form in her eyes and it looks like she's gunna have a nervous breakdown.
Raven stares as the carpet as she struggles not to laugh . She chokes down muffled giggles and bites down hard on her lower lip. The warm coppery taste of blood fills her mouth and tears start to fill her own eyes.
Raven’s control is shattered when Lee bursts screaming from the men's room , his pants around his ankles and his plaid button down oxford shirt just barely covering his snake and two hairy pebbles . A very bewildered sheep comes prancing out behind him .
Quickly bending over he grabs his pants and yanks them up . “ GAY YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he yells much like the dad in a Christmas Story when the neighbors dogs break in and eat their Christmas turkey.
Muffy runs crying down the hall one way and Lee runs the opposite way . Raven staggers into her office and collapses into her chair laughing .
She has just calmed down a hour later when there’s a knock at her door.
“ Come in .”
Raven looks up to see both Steve and Wil come into her office . Each takes a chair and sits in front of her desk . Wil moves his chair half way across the room away from Steve. Ducking her face behind her hand , she tries to avoid eye contact.
“Hey sis we have something to discuss with you .”
“ Ummm hmmm .” Is all Rave can get out as she tries not to smirk..
“ This is something serious , so try not to fly off the handle .” Wil says as his eyes lit upon the bakery bag., but to reach it he’ll have to get closer to Steve . His stomach growls in protest but the big man thinks better of it.
“ Ye two getting married are ye? I heard Steve got down on his knees in front of ye Wil.” she starts laughing. and Steve lets out a small chuckle .
“ That’s not funny ! I’m emotionally scared thanks to him ( he points toward a laughing Steve) .
“ I talked it over with Wil and we believe Rayne should be fined a weeks pay. First she kidnapped Blackout , then she helped him with his little plot to get him out of the tourney .”
“Well he did ask to be taken out of the tourney so you did kinda force his hand there.”
“ That doesn’t matter .”
“ It does too , an I agree with ye that she should get fined .”
“ Huh?”
“ I mean I can only imagine the torture they put you through Steve . ( she starts to chuckle) But we can’t have half the roster kidnapping each other we’d loose revenue fast . “
“ Your damn right . I was thinking docking her a weeks pay.”
“Two.”
“YOU want me to dock her two weeks pay ?”
“ Unless you have a better idea . Oh and by ta way nice try on getting Blackout reinstated in the tourney . He’s my guy and one of the deals in getting him signed was one mandatory title shot a yr , but he gets to pick it. Wil for the love of god stop staring at my cupcakes .”
“ I’m sorry but Emps ate all the chocolate in the house .Even the heart candy she gave me!.”
“ Hehehehe now see I took Julie Ann out to dinner and then a movie san child. It was great . What about you Rave.?
“OH yeah my Valentines was just peachy .” Steve catches the fiery look in her eyes and the venom tone in her voice ,and knows immediately that something's wrong. Wil however doesn’t see it as he’s pawing through the bag of goodies .
“ What’s the matter didn’t get laid Raven , hehehheheheh or is the PMS fairy visiting again ?” Wil says
“ Well let’s see Wil its kinda hard to “get laid” when your boyfriend is half way across the country and only called ye fer ten minutes then had his cell phone cut out and didn’t call back . And no , no candy or other highly marketed crap either . “
“Awwwwwwwww is you’s feeling all downy wowny cause dickhead forgot YOU on Valentines Day .”
Steve puts up a warning hand , silencing Wil .” So erm Sis we’re agreed on fining that little bitch of yours and possibly fining Blackout ?”
Raven answers with a very curt and cut “Aye, whatever.”
Steve and Wil exit her office , and after making sure her door is firmly closed behind him Steve lets out a sigh.
“What’s wrong Steve.?”
“ She’s pissed .”
“ So she’ll do her usual throw things , break crap or kick the crap outta someone and she’ll be fine . Maybe scream a little ....”
“Oh no . Trust me on this , I saw her face . She’s doing a slow burn.”
“So?”
“ So that means all hell’s gunna break loose soon.”