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Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:15:49 GMT
The international Vermont airport is where we are right now. Green Man is on his way to Nashville again to defend his Hardcore title. Something he hasn’t done all year! With him are Joe Jones his son and Rob Stallion with his arm in a cast. As you can tell there isn’t much traffic through Vermont so that means no lines no waiting basically. The security checks go by fast here in Vermont which is a good thing.
All was set for a smooth flight when out of no where is Tony Jackson. He appears like fog in the middle of the night. He stops Green Man and crew.
“Green Man! Can I get one word please?” He asks as he stops Green Man.
“I always a word for you Tony. NO!” Green Man says as he tries to walk past Tony.
“No man. Come on!” Tony almost begs to have Green Man talk to him.
Green Man stops and looks at Tony.
“Oh I guess. Am I the only guy who talks to you? Are you hated that much?” He asks Tony.
“I guess. I don’t know I try but no one wants to cut a promo with an interviewer no more.” Tony says.
“Well Tony. I’ll tell you what. Meet me in Nashville. I am planning a few things and should be big. It’s a big promo I am planning on doing with big name stars Tony! You can be there if you want to be the first to see this! It’ll be great. I’m going to have a famous singer and America's favorite toy of all time. It’ll be great!”
“Yeah? Mariah and rubexcube?” Tony asks?
“What? No I said famous!” Green Man says.
“Whitney and a straw?”
“NO! Stop guessing Tony” Green Man says.
“I can’t. Is it Garth Brooks and Miss Eanrhart?” Tony asks.
“Theresa isn’t a toy you fool!” Green Man says.
“She is in my dreams seeing that she is single.” Tony says.
“That’s cold Tony. That is just cold. Look just show yup and you can see it all first hand.” Green Man says.
“NO! WAIT! IS it Cher and silly putty?” Tony says as Green Man starts to walk away as he has a plane to catch. He t urns around.
“NO! Just be there!” Green Man shouts back at Tony who is still wondering who and what it could be.
fade out.
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:16:30 GMT
A few hours later almost to touch down in Nashville Green Man is excited. You can tell by the look on his face. The plane is somewhat empty leaving Vermont which is good because it allows everyone to spread out and have some elbow room.
Green Man sits in his chair looking out the window. Soon it will be time. The time has come to put his title on the line. He has held the Hardcore title for three months now making him the longest regeining Hardcore Champion of all time. And even though it has been a few weeks since he has defended his title he does feel about the match. As he sits Joe Jones comes and sits next to him.
“Hey dad. You okay?” Joe asks.
Green Man looks at him. “Yeah. Why?”
“Well it’s a big match.” Joe says.
“uhmm. No it’s not. Last week was a big match. This is child's play and my opponent has the IQ of a child.” Green Man says.
“Hey look Dad. I’m proud of you being the hardcore Champion. I in fact went on and became a Hardcore Champion just so I could be like you.” Joe says.
“Is that right?” Green Man asks.
“Yeah. I tried to tell you before but you didn’t want to hear it but I am still the RCW Xtreme Champion.” Joe says.
“I thought you quit that place?”
“I did but I quit as their champion.” Joe says.
“Well. Good for you but I hate to tell but I want something a little more than being known as a Hardcore Champion. I have goals I want to reach you know.” Green Man says.
“I know. But I’m worried.” Joe says.
“Worried about what?” Green Man asks.
“That you’ll get hurt. I saw Scavenger with that baseball bat made from the perfect branch from perfect tree. It looks like it will do damage.:” Joe says.
Green Man smirks. “And I’m sure that perfect baseball bat will fit up his ass perfectly. Look Don’t worry about your old man. I know what I am doing.” Green Man says.
Joe smiles as if saying “okay” Some time passes before Joe asks another question. Just a few short of twenty.
“So what do you have planed in Nashville anyways? Who is the singer?”
Green Man smiles. “You’ll see.”
Just then there is a intercom message as they are about to land. They buckle up and in a short time everyone will see who the surprise singer is....
I know you can’t wait.
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:17:16 GMT
The beloved and hardly used Tony Splash Jackson stands in front of a XWA banner. He has on his best suit and tie and he thumbs through some papers as he holds the mic. He looks up at the camera.
“Welcome and this is the XWA. I’m Tony Splash Jackson the roaming reporter for the XWA. As many of you know Tuesday night marks the night for XWA’s TV show Xtreme Warfare. The wrestling show that makes the rest look like dog shows. And announced last week when Warfare went off the air were many matches. Great battles that will melt the TV set in your living room. One of those matches you will see is Scavenger challenging Green Man to the XWA Hardcore Championship! NO one in the history of Xtreme Wrestling Alliance has ever held the title longer than Green Man! The living legend in his own right has held the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Hardcore Title for a record three months now and after his disappointing lose last week at the hands of Hammer. Who you will see take on his Power Trip and Tag Team partner Mathew Bright in a match to determine just who is the number one contender to the XWA World Heavyweight Championship currently held by Xain! This will be Green Man’s first title defense of t he Hardcore title! Does Scavenger have the advantage or will Green Man who has yet to win a match here in the two thousand and two year win his first match and teach Scavenger a lesson? I tried to sit down with Green Man earlier today but I was told to wait as Green Man had a surprise up his sleeve. It’s been well documented over the past six days that these guys aren’t seeing each other eye to eye. Green Man bought Scavenger’s wiener dog and now Scavenger has a baseball bat to even the odds. Scavenger wants the XWA Hardcore title in the worst way and Green Man has said many times that he isn’t ready to give it up. What was Green Man’s big surprise? Well I found out. Here now is video of Green Man’s big surprise.”
Scene opens up as Green Man is in a big bingo hall of sorts. The Hardcore title hangs off his shoulder as he stands in front of a door that is shut. On the door is sigh that says “Keep out! Big Surprise inside”
Green Man smiles.
“Hello! And welcome! Today Is aid I would show you a famous singer and America’s favorite toy! And by god this is the time but first I want to address Scavenger. My opponent at Warfare. Tuesday night! Warfare! Hardcore title is on the line! And by god! I am going to keep it. But the time for talk is over. There is no more time this is it! From this point on talk is cheap and frankly Scavenger no one cares what you have to say! I’m the Hardcore Champion love it or not. I beat Jack Knight for this title way back in November and no one has been able to get it away from me so far. Do I enjoy being the Hardcore Champion? No and to be honest I really don’t give two cents for the title but I won’t lay down and let someone take it away form either. I’m here to win. Win as the Hardcore Champ or not I walk to the ring to win. I don't care who it is against. Fantomas Hammer Bright Scavenger I really don’t care. I like winning and winning is what I do. Tuesday Night Scavenger I just hope your ready. Bring your baseball bat because I am sure I will have more waiting for me under the ring to beat you senseless with.”
Green Man looks at the Hardcore title.
“You want this don’t you Scavenger? I bet it would mean a lot to you huh? I bet you were even having wet dreams all week along about this title huh? Wet dreams on how this title will propel you to superstardom huh? To the big time! The main event! Headlining pay per views and reaping the rewards that comes with it! Well Scavenger. I’m afraid that this is the closet you will ever get to this title. As much as I hate this title I’m not ready to give it up. It’s mine. I earned it and it shall remain mine. Make no mistake about it. You can give a old dog a bone and he might go running home but you can’t take it away from him not by a long shot! My actions will speak louder than words tomorrow night.”
Green Man looks at the door.
“I bet your wondering what’s behind this door huh? I bet your just thinking to yourself. Green Man! What is behind that door! WHAT is the big surprise! Well settle down little boy. You see Scavenger. Not only did I buy your stupid dog for a buck fifty but I also went and bought a few other things as well. I hear how you talk about them and I tried to warn you but you just wouldn’t stop. So I bought them to protect them against a mental escape patent like yourself. Yes Scavenger for a whole ten bucks I bought myself.....”
Green Man opens the door and inside the dark room is MC HAMMER himself playing a LIGHT BRIGHT!!!!!!!!! God have mercy. MC Hammer is making a Christmas tree and it looks pretty. He pauses as he was startled by the door opening. He looks at Green Man.
“You see Scavenger. This is MC Hammer. The artist you brought us You can’t touch this and Pray. And look at what he is playing with Scavenger. A Light Bright. The two things you think this Hardcore is going to take you. The two most unrelated items in wrestling!! You don’t need the XWA Hardcore title to have these Scavenger. Just some pocket change.”
“HEY!” MC Hammer says. “I WON A GRAMMY MAN!”
“Yeah what ever. What have you done lately?” Green Man asks MC Hammer.
Hammer looks at Green Man for a second and then goes back to playing with the light bright.
“That’s what I thought! See Scavenger let this be a lesson that name calling doesn’t get you no where. By calling Hammer MC Hammer and Matthew Bright Lite Bright do you really think that will get them scared? DO you really think they are even going to mention you on TV? I can answer that question for you. NO!!!! And all those Green Man jokes that you made all week has about the same effect except for one little fact that you over looked. Unlike Hammer and Bright. I have a match with you this week. A match that I will make you EAT YOUR OWN WORDS!”
Green Man pauses. He smiles.
“HARDCORE STYLE!” He exclaims.
In the background MC Hammer turns the light bright sideways so we can see it.
“Look Green Man. I made a Christmas tree!” He says all proud of himself.
Green Man shakes his head and starts to walk away. “Maybe I should let Scavenger at you.” he says as the scene fades to black.......................................
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