Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:25:48 GMT
Your TV set has just been taken over. You can’t change the channel or even look away. You become glued to you set as the XWA logo rolls across the screen and Bleed Me by the Black Society Label blares through your TV small and low quality speakers as clips and still shots of last weeks pay per view Aftermath which ends with a shot of Fantomas holding the title over his head. Then Joe Jones comes into view in the same set as last week. yellow shag carpet, pink couch you know the whole deal. He’s wearing his best skin tight jeans in a fine leopard print with matching boots. As he sits on the couch looking like he owns the place we notice his hair has been braided and made into a pony tail.
“Greetings and welcome to my show which has all ready had it’s share of cut backs and tonight’s show is only a half hour long now, The Boiling Point! A show in which we talk about everything that is XWA. And tonight we start with Aftermath. The big news coming out of Aftermath besides JC beating Eternity is Fantomas who is our “undisputed” World Champion. Two time world champ in fact. Now I am happy for the guy don’t get me wrong. He showed everyone at Aftermath why he should be the Champion but what he said after words was just a joke. Fantomas in all of his glory said or stated rather that everyone should have taken note. No one was listening to me all week long and I told everyone I was going to win and next time they better listen to me. Hello Fantomas? Look who is talking. Apparently you weren’t listening to your five other opponents as well because everyone was saying the same thing. That was just a ridiculous remark you made and I’ll tell you why. Out of the six guys in that match only two of them stood out in the crowd. Two of them were able to capture the media attention and draw them in. There was a buzz in the media about this match and it was even discussed on CNN, ESPN and Fox Sports not to mention the countless shows that each network has. The Best Damn Sports Show, PTI, and Sport center just to name a few. And they were talking about Green Man and Hammer. Nowhere did I see anyone mention Fantomas. Maybe because he isn’t famous with non wrestling fans and in this day and age you have to win them all over buddy. Hammer who after getting out of JC shadow became his own legit star and has done what few other shave, crossed over and become a household name. Then there is Green Man who has twenty plus years in the biz and has been able to become a house hold name that even deaf kids know. Their both known world wide while Fantomas be it good is only known inside the biz. Fantomas has no room to talk until he becomes as well known as the other two. When we return we’ll discuss one more high point of Aftermath and tonight’s Xtreme Warfare.”
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“Welcome back. I’m Joe Twink Jones and your watching the Boiling point. The show that gets us warmed up for Xtreme Warfare. But before we talk about tonight’s action I want to hit on a few more highlights from Aftermath. JC Michaels who made his come back beat and maybe even pulled out a upset victory over Eternity. After the match they hugged and shake hands. God you have to love it when that happens. It was a relive to see two of the biggest stars the XWA has to offer after they have fought like two drag queens over a pink boa let by gones be by gones and show some sportsmanship which the XWA is lacking. I applaud them for this and hope to see them for a team as they move on in the future. And on another note. My man The real deal Stallion won the North American championship. Way to go Rob! We’ve got to take another break and when we come back, It’s warfare time!”
Goodyear. On the wings of Goodyear let us take you there and We deliver! Priority Mail by United States Postal. Don’t you just love slogans?
“Welcome back! You ten whole minutes away from Xtreme Warfare! How do I know your ten minutes away? This is a live show that is only an half an hour long and looking at the clock I see it’s ten till. This is the Warfare after the Aftermath and it also marks Japhy Ryder's first event as acting CEO. Will we see more people in his office looking for handouts? I don’t know but I do know tonight you will see Mike Payne taking on the Aries fresh off his victory at Aftermath. Better keep an on Aries. Then of course we have my favorite past time as we indulge in a little hardcore action. Yeah baby! As much as I love getting hardcore I won’t be watching this match only because Hollywood who I fear is in the match and if he wins the Hardcore title I’m afraid my favorite past time is ruined. It just won’t be the same for me anymore. Hopefully that match won’t last long because I would just die if I missed the Aftershock and Cyrus Angel squaring off. Yes The Angel is back and you would know that if you watched Aftermath. This is the sleeper match of the night and I’m not talking go to the bedroom and get a knob job I’m talking about you better get ready to stand up and get ready because this one is going to hit you in the face. After you clean yourself off my man The Real Deal will defend his newly won North American title and somewhere I can hear I’m a real American hero being played on all hi fi systems all over the mid west. Rob Stallion will defend and successfully defend his title against Xain. JC will filled with Rage tonight as young David tries to take out the icon of icon. JC is so much an icon Bill Gates custom made a computer for him filled with little icons of the icon. Then we get into the nitty gritty. Tonight the Number one contendership will be filled tonight as Green Man locks up with Hammer! Now set aside the number one contendership bit this match will be something else. I can’t remember the last time I have waited and waited for a match between two guys who just plain don’t like each other. This match should have happened at Aftermath but lucky for us! It’s free tonight. Who will get that coveted title shot at Uprising? I know it will be a uplifting experience And finally! Fantomas our newly crowned champion will put his crown on the line against Vindicator. Yes can Miss loser wrestle the gold away from Miss America? We’ll find out soon enough. My money says no he can’t. Well we’re out of time. Join me next week as we talk wrestling and everything in between. As always I’m Joe “You bet I can go blow for blow” Jones telling you Xtreme Warfare is up next so don’t change that channel!”
The Boiling point which is brought to you by the letter d and by Taco Bell, run for the border rolls the credits as it goes off the air.....................................................
“Greetings and welcome to my show which has all ready had it’s share of cut backs and tonight’s show is only a half hour long now, The Boiling Point! A show in which we talk about everything that is XWA. And tonight we start with Aftermath. The big news coming out of Aftermath besides JC beating Eternity is Fantomas who is our “undisputed” World Champion. Two time world champ in fact. Now I am happy for the guy don’t get me wrong. He showed everyone at Aftermath why he should be the Champion but what he said after words was just a joke. Fantomas in all of his glory said or stated rather that everyone should have taken note. No one was listening to me all week long and I told everyone I was going to win and next time they better listen to me. Hello Fantomas? Look who is talking. Apparently you weren’t listening to your five other opponents as well because everyone was saying the same thing. That was just a ridiculous remark you made and I’ll tell you why. Out of the six guys in that match only two of them stood out in the crowd. Two of them were able to capture the media attention and draw them in. There was a buzz in the media about this match and it was even discussed on CNN, ESPN and Fox Sports not to mention the countless shows that each network has. The Best Damn Sports Show, PTI, and Sport center just to name a few. And they were talking about Green Man and Hammer. Nowhere did I see anyone mention Fantomas. Maybe because he isn’t famous with non wrestling fans and in this day and age you have to win them all over buddy. Hammer who after getting out of JC shadow became his own legit star and has done what few other shave, crossed over and become a household name. Then there is Green Man who has twenty plus years in the biz and has been able to become a house hold name that even deaf kids know. Their both known world wide while Fantomas be it good is only known inside the biz. Fantomas has no room to talk until he becomes as well known as the other two. When we return we’ll discuss one more high point of Aftermath and tonight’s Xtreme Warfare.”
commercial break. The boiling point is brought to you by Goodyear, The Untied States Postal system and by American Airlines, come fly with us.
“Welcome back. I’m Joe Twink Jones and your watching the Boiling point. The show that gets us warmed up for Xtreme Warfare. But before we talk about tonight’s action I want to hit on a few more highlights from Aftermath. JC Michaels who made his come back beat and maybe even pulled out a upset victory over Eternity. After the match they hugged and shake hands. God you have to love it when that happens. It was a relive to see two of the biggest stars the XWA has to offer after they have fought like two drag queens over a pink boa let by gones be by gones and show some sportsmanship which the XWA is lacking. I applaud them for this and hope to see them for a team as they move on in the future. And on another note. My man The real deal Stallion won the North American championship. Way to go Rob! We’ve got to take another break and when we come back, It’s warfare time!”
Goodyear. On the wings of Goodyear let us take you there and We deliver! Priority Mail by United States Postal. Don’t you just love slogans?
“Welcome back! You ten whole minutes away from Xtreme Warfare! How do I know your ten minutes away? This is a live show that is only an half an hour long and looking at the clock I see it’s ten till. This is the Warfare after the Aftermath and it also marks Japhy Ryder's first event as acting CEO. Will we see more people in his office looking for handouts? I don’t know but I do know tonight you will see Mike Payne taking on the Aries fresh off his victory at Aftermath. Better keep an on Aries. Then of course we have my favorite past time as we indulge in a little hardcore action. Yeah baby! As much as I love getting hardcore I won’t be watching this match only because Hollywood who I fear is in the match and if he wins the Hardcore title I’m afraid my favorite past time is ruined. It just won’t be the same for me anymore. Hopefully that match won’t last long because I would just die if I missed the Aftershock and Cyrus Angel squaring off. Yes The Angel is back and you would know that if you watched Aftermath. This is the sleeper match of the night and I’m not talking go to the bedroom and get a knob job I’m talking about you better get ready to stand up and get ready because this one is going to hit you in the face. After you clean yourself off my man The Real Deal will defend his newly won North American title and somewhere I can hear I’m a real American hero being played on all hi fi systems all over the mid west. Rob Stallion will defend and successfully defend his title against Xain. JC will filled with Rage tonight as young David tries to take out the icon of icon. JC is so much an icon Bill Gates custom made a computer for him filled with little icons of the icon. Then we get into the nitty gritty. Tonight the Number one contendership will be filled tonight as Green Man locks up with Hammer! Now set aside the number one contendership bit this match will be something else. I can’t remember the last time I have waited and waited for a match between two guys who just plain don’t like each other. This match should have happened at Aftermath but lucky for us! It’s free tonight. Who will get that coveted title shot at Uprising? I know it will be a uplifting experience And finally! Fantomas our newly crowned champion will put his crown on the line against Vindicator. Yes can Miss loser wrestle the gold away from Miss America? We’ll find out soon enough. My money says no he can’t. Well we’re out of time. Join me next week as we talk wrestling and everything in between. As always I’m Joe “You bet I can go blow for blow” Jones telling you Xtreme Warfare is up next so don’t change that channel!”
The Boiling point which is brought to you by the letter d and by Taco Bell, run for the border rolls the credits as it goes off the air.....................................................