Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 14:48:34 GMT
Feb 3 2013
As the calender flips from January to February a artic blast swoops down from Canada and engulfs just about every state in the union. With tempatures dipping below zero everywhere, even in Florida Double J thought to himself.
“Self, It’s time to get the fuck out of here, somewhere where it is warmer.”
And with that thought Joe got on a plane and headed towards Hawaii. While he might be consider cold by the locals the not sub zero temps in Hawaii going on right now is welcomed by the new Tag Team champion. But this trip is more than a pleasure trip for Double J, it is also a work trip as a Joe was invited to work a show for AZW, Action Zone Wrestling Hawaii’s only wrestling promotion. Joe dad always traveled to Hawaii on his way to Japan back in the day and the die hard fans have not forgotten about him and it’s always a pleasure for Joe to drop in and work a show or two in Hawaii.
The following is fan footage of Double J Joe Jones at the last AZW show......
THC Pissed off and mad about it blares out as one half of the ESW Tag Team Champions walks out from behind the curtain. The couple thousand loyal fans who packed the armory are on their feet as Double J makes his way down through a sea of outstretched hands towards the ring. A small ESW chant breaks out as Double J jumps up on the ring apron and makes his way towards the center of the ropes, With his newly won tag team title around hsi waist Joe ducks under the top rope and enters the ring. Joe heads to the nearest corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle. As Joe scans the fans he slowly reaches behind his back and unsnaps the belt, He then removes it from around hsi waist and hoists it up in the air to the roar of the crowd. After a few seconds of soaking it in Joe jumps down from the turnbuckle and is handed a mic.
“It is ALWAYS a pleasure come to Hawaii....”
Pauses for the cheap pop
“And getting in this ring for you fine folks! You cannot get a reaction like this any where in the US! No where! While it’s been a while since I have been here, the last time I was here I told you I would return when I have some of this...”
Joe holds up the ESW Tag Team Title.
“Championship gold around my waist and By god!!! That is what I have here! Finally! Once again Double J is a Champion! The Rainbow Warriors walked into Bruise Cruise and took the titles away from Blaze and Amber. We said we were going to win these titles and by god that is just what we did! It’s a great day for the ESW as the ESW has tag team champions that they can be proud of. Now, I know Amber LeBeau has done many wonderful things in the ESW and she is one of the more popular stars in the ESW, but let’s face it. She was teamed up with a boring dimwit of a partner. No one wants to see Greyson Bla....(Yawns). You can’t even say his name without failing asleep! You know he should just change his name from Greyson Blaze to Greyson Blah because there isn’t one damn thing blazing about Greyson! Senior Monotone might be a former Triple Crown Champion but that isn’t because he might one of the better superstar in the ESW, NO! It’s because he just kept talking and talking and he put us all to sleep...and before we knew it, he some how won the title. BUT as soon we woke up from our slumber he got his ass kicked, not once, but twice and Monotone Blah is no longer a champion! And thank god for that!’
Joe places the title on his shoulder.
“Now as much as I would love to stand here and talk about Greyson Blah some more I do have a match here tonight.”
Joe pauses for cheers.
“But before I get to kicking Light Bright’s ass, I do have to address one Angelo Valour. I noticed that it took you no time at all to call out the new ESW Tag Team Champions Valour and what ever your name is, and while I have no problem at all in accepting your challenge I do have to inform you that I will NOT be at Epic Mayhem. I don’t know what cold ass state the ESW will be at, but I’ll be here in T-shirt and short weather! Now I thought that I would go to the air port, buy a ticket, get grouped and get on a plane and fly to where ever to kick your ass again I thought against it. I know that you are going into the ESW Hall of Fame this year and good for you. I can honestly say that you have earned your spot in the Hall of Fame. You have done many great things in your time in the ESW, but you don’t have to rub it in our faces! No one likes a guy who brags. We ALL know that you will be in the HOF this year but do your self a favor. Take ten seconds and look at who is in the hall of fame. You will see guys like Eddie, A guy you had a hard time beating Slipstream, Soul Reaver and Tommy Purr to name a few. But one name you won’t find on that list, is one Double J Joe Jones!
Now, we can debate all day long whether or not I am a worthy of being in the Hall of Fame, and it is a great honor. But it is a honor held for 2 kinds of people. The super gifted guys like Eddie, like my tag team partner Tommy Purr and of course Slipstream. Guys who are some awesome, so great, have done stuff that they are head and shoulders above the rest of us that you can call them HOF’ers because let’s face it, They RULE! They are in the prime of their career and they dominate! Then there are guys who were great, who were awesome, who done fantastic things in the ESW but they are towards the end or at the end of their careers. And that is where you are Angelo Valour. At the end of your run. You’re one hip toss away from a broken hip and thus being completely useless as a wrestler, as a person. You might be all happy about going into the HOF, and I’m glad for you. But as for me, I would be PISSED if they called my name, because I am far, far from done. I’m not done not by a long shot! I still have goals to achieve in my life, like winning the ESW triple Crown Title and my career isn’t over till I win the biggest prize of them all.
As far as your getting a shot at this title...”
Joe holds up the ESW tag Team title.
“I’ve changed my mind. I’ll think about it. I’ll see if a old man like yourself is worthy.....of a title shot. Now let’s get this show going!”
FTB.........................
As the calender flips from January to February a artic blast swoops down from Canada and engulfs just about every state in the union. With tempatures dipping below zero everywhere, even in Florida Double J thought to himself.
“Self, It’s time to get the fuck out of here, somewhere where it is warmer.”
And with that thought Joe got on a plane and headed towards Hawaii. While he might be consider cold by the locals the not sub zero temps in Hawaii going on right now is welcomed by the new Tag Team champion. But this trip is more than a pleasure trip for Double J, it is also a work trip as a Joe was invited to work a show for AZW, Action Zone Wrestling Hawaii’s only wrestling promotion. Joe dad always traveled to Hawaii on his way to Japan back in the day and the die hard fans have not forgotten about him and it’s always a pleasure for Joe to drop in and work a show or two in Hawaii.
The following is fan footage of Double J Joe Jones at the last AZW show......
THC Pissed off and mad about it blares out as one half of the ESW Tag Team Champions walks out from behind the curtain. The couple thousand loyal fans who packed the armory are on their feet as Double J makes his way down through a sea of outstretched hands towards the ring. A small ESW chant breaks out as Double J jumps up on the ring apron and makes his way towards the center of the ropes, With his newly won tag team title around hsi waist Joe ducks under the top rope and enters the ring. Joe heads to the nearest corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle. As Joe scans the fans he slowly reaches behind his back and unsnaps the belt, He then removes it from around hsi waist and hoists it up in the air to the roar of the crowd. After a few seconds of soaking it in Joe jumps down from the turnbuckle and is handed a mic.
“It is ALWAYS a pleasure come to Hawaii....”
Pauses for the cheap pop
“And getting in this ring for you fine folks! You cannot get a reaction like this any where in the US! No where! While it’s been a while since I have been here, the last time I was here I told you I would return when I have some of this...”
Joe holds up the ESW Tag Team Title.
“Championship gold around my waist and By god!!! That is what I have here! Finally! Once again Double J is a Champion! The Rainbow Warriors walked into Bruise Cruise and took the titles away from Blaze and Amber. We said we were going to win these titles and by god that is just what we did! It’s a great day for the ESW as the ESW has tag team champions that they can be proud of. Now, I know Amber LeBeau has done many wonderful things in the ESW and she is one of the more popular stars in the ESW, but let’s face it. She was teamed up with a boring dimwit of a partner. No one wants to see Greyson Bla....(Yawns). You can’t even say his name without failing asleep! You know he should just change his name from Greyson Blaze to Greyson Blah because there isn’t one damn thing blazing about Greyson! Senior Monotone might be a former Triple Crown Champion but that isn’t because he might one of the better superstar in the ESW, NO! It’s because he just kept talking and talking and he put us all to sleep...and before we knew it, he some how won the title. BUT as soon we woke up from our slumber he got his ass kicked, not once, but twice and Monotone Blah is no longer a champion! And thank god for that!’
Joe places the title on his shoulder.
“Now as much as I would love to stand here and talk about Greyson Blah some more I do have a match here tonight.”
Joe pauses for cheers.
“But before I get to kicking Light Bright’s ass, I do have to address one Angelo Valour. I noticed that it took you no time at all to call out the new ESW Tag Team Champions Valour and what ever your name is, and while I have no problem at all in accepting your challenge I do have to inform you that I will NOT be at Epic Mayhem. I don’t know what cold ass state the ESW will be at, but I’ll be here in T-shirt and short weather! Now I thought that I would go to the air port, buy a ticket, get grouped and get on a plane and fly to where ever to kick your ass again I thought against it. I know that you are going into the ESW Hall of Fame this year and good for you. I can honestly say that you have earned your spot in the Hall of Fame. You have done many great things in your time in the ESW, but you don’t have to rub it in our faces! No one likes a guy who brags. We ALL know that you will be in the HOF this year but do your self a favor. Take ten seconds and look at who is in the hall of fame. You will see guys like Eddie, A guy you had a hard time beating Slipstream, Soul Reaver and Tommy Purr to name a few. But one name you won’t find on that list, is one Double J Joe Jones!
Now, we can debate all day long whether or not I am a worthy of being in the Hall of Fame, and it is a great honor. But it is a honor held for 2 kinds of people. The super gifted guys like Eddie, like my tag team partner Tommy Purr and of course Slipstream. Guys who are some awesome, so great, have done stuff that they are head and shoulders above the rest of us that you can call them HOF’ers because let’s face it, They RULE! They are in the prime of their career and they dominate! Then there are guys who were great, who were awesome, who done fantastic things in the ESW but they are towards the end or at the end of their careers. And that is where you are Angelo Valour. At the end of your run. You’re one hip toss away from a broken hip and thus being completely useless as a wrestler, as a person. You might be all happy about going into the HOF, and I’m glad for you. But as for me, I would be PISSED if they called my name, because I am far, far from done. I’m not done not by a long shot! I still have goals to achieve in my life, like winning the ESW triple Crown Title and my career isn’t over till I win the biggest prize of them all.
As far as your getting a shot at this title...”
Joe holds up the ESW tag Team title.
“I’ve changed my mind. I’ll think about it. I’ll see if a old man like yourself is worthy.....of a title shot. Now let’s get this show going!”
FTB.........................