Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:31:38 GMT
Later the same day across the street from the gym is a small diner. A place to eat home cook meals. It’s a nice place and the guys are hungry so they went over there after they had a shower. And before someone says that they had gay sex in the showers, I assure you they were in separate showers at different times. I know how some of you guys think.
At the diner. They are sitting at a booth. Joe sits a little weird as his back seems to be bothering him. I wonder why. They have placed an order and are awaiting their grub. They have small talk about small things. Namely Scavenger.
“I got it.” Green Man goes. “He likes to kick a dead dog because frankly he has one now. He has found his wiener dog.”
“Could be. The old take of a kid and his dog. It’s been told so many times now that it’s old. Much like his whole your named after a song and will lose routine he seems to be stuck on.” Stallion says.
“And the he brings up us being gay and stuff.” Joe adds as he sips on his soda. “What is that about?” He asks as Stallion and Green Man just look at him. Joe looks at them both. “What?” He says to them.
“Yeah anyways.” Green Man says a she clears his throat. “I guess I am now supposed to be scared out of my wits because he has his dog now huh? I guess. No You know what gets me is the fact that he brings up the fact that I lost a key match for gold and that it isn’t okay for me to lose such a match, but it is for him. It was okay for him to lose.” Green Man adds.
“And you want to know why?” Stallion says.
“It is because I understand the big picture now. My losing not okay. I can’t lose because I am popular unlike Scavenger. But it is okay for him to lose because he is all ready a loser.” Green Man says.
“Oh come on Greeny. He’s a marketable loser.” Stallion adds.
“Oh right. He can market his ass to lose against the likes of Hammer Bright and some dude named MC. And he can market his ass to lose against me as well. “ Green Man says.
Joe sits forward as he has finished his soda. “I still don’t know where he figures we are gay?” he says. Again both Stallion and Green Man look at him. “What? He hangs out and lives with some ten different guys.” he adds.
Green Man sighs. Yes it still kinda bugs him. “Scavenger doesn’t know me all that well I can take it. Yes I have gold. But it’s not the gold I want or desire. I only want one golden strap in the place and that would the XWA Championship. Anything less is just not good enough. But I won’t just lay down for the marketable loser. If he wants this title bad enough he will have to what eight hundred and thirteen other guys have done since nineteen seventy nine and that is beat me. But if he can’t, I will be able to add another win to my all ready one thousand two hundred and three. Scavenger will need more than his wiener dog to help him.”
“Why do you think they melted down his chair into a wiener dog?”
Joe smiles. :”I can tell you one thing, that wiener dog he has is much bigger than his real wiener.” Joe says.
Green Man was about to say something but that line just left him speechless.
“Okay.” Stallion says.
“Yeah really. Enough Joe. I don’t care that Scavenger has a small package or not.” Green Man says.
“Well you always say to beat you must take a big set of balls and I can tell you he clearly doesn’t have a big set. I know because I checked him out at Warfare.” Joe says.
“uhmm.” Green Man goes. “Right.”
“I mean look at him. He worships this wiener dog that used to be a chair. And then he does a promo in which he is playing soccer. He’s in this group of wanna be outlaws that are more fucked up than he is. These are all tall tell signs that their is more going on behind closed doors then we know about. Take Soccer for one. I have dated enough soccer guys to know that just about anyone who plays soccer like to kick more than balls if you know what I mean. Weiner dog. Come on guys. Weiner. He loves his wiener. The boy wants some dick. It’s a cry for help. And Anarchy Inc? Please that just means that they don’t play by the rules and I have yet to see one female in any of his promos. That can mean the only thing that is in anarchy is the bedroom. And another thing. Who the hell is Scavenger anyways? For three months now not one person has said one word about the hardcore title and then out of the blue comes Scavenger. He calls you a marked man. He has you in his cross hairs. He is the one man who has had the honor to fight you to keep the memory of the Hardcore title fresh in people’s mind because they have forgotten you are even the Hardcore champion because quite frankly no one cares about it.” Joe says as his refill has been placed in front of him. The cute blonde waitress smiles at Joe.
“He’s gay.” Stallion says to her with a smile on his face. He chuckles as she walks away probably wondering what the hell that was all bout. “Sorry but I always wanted to say that.”
Green Man takes a sip of his soda. “And he see’s this shot as his reward for being such a good little boy.” He says.
“You know. I like how he keeps mentioning Bright and Hammer's name to get over with us. Nothing like riding on someone coat tails you know. Bright this, Hammer this, market me please to be just as good as they are Mister Todd of the XWA.” Stallion says.
“You have a point there Rob.” Green Man says. “Doesn’t matter. Scavenger will get his at Warfare. He will learn first hand why I will be the XWA World Champion in due time.” Green Man says.
Their food is brought to them. He begin to eat. After a few minutes Stallions gets a funny look on his face. You can tell he has been thinking.
“So Joe.” Rob says in between bites. “You check out guys in the locker room?” He asks.
“Some of em. I got to check out Hammer pretty good Tuesday night and it got me thinking. With Valentines day right around the corner I’m thinking of sending him roses. He’s kinda cute when he gets mad.” Joe says like it was nothing.
Green Man drops his burger to the plate. Stallion puts down his fork full hot turkey covered in gravy.
“Okay. I’m not hungry anymore.” Green Man says as he walks away. Stallion is right behind him as the lost their appetites.
“WHAT? Come on guys don’t leave me!” Joe pleads as the scene fades to black............................
At the diner. They are sitting at a booth. Joe sits a little weird as his back seems to be bothering him. I wonder why. They have placed an order and are awaiting their grub. They have small talk about small things. Namely Scavenger.
“I got it.” Green Man goes. “He likes to kick a dead dog because frankly he has one now. He has found his wiener dog.”
“Could be. The old take of a kid and his dog. It’s been told so many times now that it’s old. Much like his whole your named after a song and will lose routine he seems to be stuck on.” Stallion says.
“And the he brings up us being gay and stuff.” Joe adds as he sips on his soda. “What is that about?” He asks as Stallion and Green Man just look at him. Joe looks at them both. “What?” He says to them.
“Yeah anyways.” Green Man says a she clears his throat. “I guess I am now supposed to be scared out of my wits because he has his dog now huh? I guess. No You know what gets me is the fact that he brings up the fact that I lost a key match for gold and that it isn’t okay for me to lose such a match, but it is for him. It was okay for him to lose.” Green Man adds.
“And you want to know why?” Stallion says.
“It is because I understand the big picture now. My losing not okay. I can’t lose because I am popular unlike Scavenger. But it is okay for him to lose because he is all ready a loser.” Green Man says.
“Oh come on Greeny. He’s a marketable loser.” Stallion adds.
“Oh right. He can market his ass to lose against the likes of Hammer Bright and some dude named MC. And he can market his ass to lose against me as well. “ Green Man says.
Joe sits forward as he has finished his soda. “I still don’t know where he figures we are gay?” he says. Again both Stallion and Green Man look at him. “What? He hangs out and lives with some ten different guys.” he adds.
Green Man sighs. Yes it still kinda bugs him. “Scavenger doesn’t know me all that well I can take it. Yes I have gold. But it’s not the gold I want or desire. I only want one golden strap in the place and that would the XWA Championship. Anything less is just not good enough. But I won’t just lay down for the marketable loser. If he wants this title bad enough he will have to what eight hundred and thirteen other guys have done since nineteen seventy nine and that is beat me. But if he can’t, I will be able to add another win to my all ready one thousand two hundred and three. Scavenger will need more than his wiener dog to help him.”
“Why do you think they melted down his chair into a wiener dog?”
Joe smiles. :”I can tell you one thing, that wiener dog he has is much bigger than his real wiener.” Joe says.
Green Man was about to say something but that line just left him speechless.
“Okay.” Stallion says.
“Yeah really. Enough Joe. I don’t care that Scavenger has a small package or not.” Green Man says.
“Well you always say to beat you must take a big set of balls and I can tell you he clearly doesn’t have a big set. I know because I checked him out at Warfare.” Joe says.
“uhmm.” Green Man goes. “Right.”
“I mean look at him. He worships this wiener dog that used to be a chair. And then he does a promo in which he is playing soccer. He’s in this group of wanna be outlaws that are more fucked up than he is. These are all tall tell signs that their is more going on behind closed doors then we know about. Take Soccer for one. I have dated enough soccer guys to know that just about anyone who plays soccer like to kick more than balls if you know what I mean. Weiner dog. Come on guys. Weiner. He loves his wiener. The boy wants some dick. It’s a cry for help. And Anarchy Inc? Please that just means that they don’t play by the rules and I have yet to see one female in any of his promos. That can mean the only thing that is in anarchy is the bedroom. And another thing. Who the hell is Scavenger anyways? For three months now not one person has said one word about the hardcore title and then out of the blue comes Scavenger. He calls you a marked man. He has you in his cross hairs. He is the one man who has had the honor to fight you to keep the memory of the Hardcore title fresh in people’s mind because they have forgotten you are even the Hardcore champion because quite frankly no one cares about it.” Joe says as his refill has been placed in front of him. The cute blonde waitress smiles at Joe.
“He’s gay.” Stallion says to her with a smile on his face. He chuckles as she walks away probably wondering what the hell that was all bout. “Sorry but I always wanted to say that.”
Green Man takes a sip of his soda. “And he see’s this shot as his reward for being such a good little boy.” He says.
“You know. I like how he keeps mentioning Bright and Hammer's name to get over with us. Nothing like riding on someone coat tails you know. Bright this, Hammer this, market me please to be just as good as they are Mister Todd of the XWA.” Stallion says.
“You have a point there Rob.” Green Man says. “Doesn’t matter. Scavenger will get his at Warfare. He will learn first hand why I will be the XWA World Champion in due time.” Green Man says.
Their food is brought to them. He begin to eat. After a few minutes Stallions gets a funny look on his face. You can tell he has been thinking.
“So Joe.” Rob says in between bites. “You check out guys in the locker room?” He asks.
“Some of em. I got to check out Hammer pretty good Tuesday night and it got me thinking. With Valentines day right around the corner I’m thinking of sending him roses. He’s kinda cute when he gets mad.” Joe says like it was nothing.
Green Man drops his burger to the plate. Stallion puts down his fork full hot turkey covered in gravy.
“Okay. I’m not hungry anymore.” Green Man says as he walks away. Stallion is right behind him as the lost their appetites.
“WHAT? Come on guys don’t leave me!” Joe pleads as the scene fades to black............................