Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:32:22 GMT
The scene opens up slowly as the light sparkles and comes to life as we see resting on a mantel that we would find in Green Man’s cabin in Vermont are two things. The XWA Hardcore belt in all of it’s glory on the right and on the left is the beloved Weiner dog that has caught Scavengers heart.
Now you may be asking yourself how did Green Man end up with it? Well after all Scavenger stated that Green Man paid off Sandman for it and well, Money talks.
Look at it as the wiener dog looks at the Hardcore title with puppy eyes. It’s a sight for sore eyes especially if your Scavenger. Green Man walks into the picture and rests his elbow on the mantel and looks at the wiener dog. In the background Pantera’s Mouth of war is playing. It’s towards the end of the song where Phil is singing
“Like a knife into flesh. After life is to death pulling and punching the rest of duration. NO ONE can piss on this determination.....” (sings one Phil Anselmo)
Green Man pets the head of the wiener dog as the music slowly fades out. Green Man scratches behind the wiener dog’s ears. Green Man smiles.
“Do you know that about 39 percent of gay men in the United States are married to a member of the opposite sex or sleep with members of the opposite sex to cover up the fact that they gay. I’m not saying that Scavenger is but is it just me or was it ironic that after my son. A well know gay person who doesn’t hide the facts mentions that Scavenger could be and he drags some girl, a ex girlfriend at that out of the mud and then makes it look like they had sex. Come on Scavenger there is no shame in coming out of the closet. I came out of the closet a long time ago. I am a die hard lesbian.”
Green Man looks at the wiener dog and pats it on the head.
“What’s that boy? You want to hear Scavenger’s favorite song in the whole wide world?” Green Man says as if the cast steel wiener dog is talking to him. “You want me to sing Scavenger’s new theme song to you? Well okay boy but this is the last time.”
Green Man clears his throat and begins to sings.
“Oh I wish I was an Os-car Mayer Wie-ner! That is what I’d tru-ly like to be ‘cause if I were an Os-car Mayer Wie-ner, Everyone would be in love with me and I would have to drag ex girlfriends out of the wood work to prove that I am a man that lives with ten other guy-s!” Green Man sings the best he can.
“There you go boy. Now go lay down. No more singing of Scavenger’s theme song okay? Good boy.”
Green Man says as he pats the dog on the head.
“Now I know what your thinking? Green Man how could you? That wiener dog is Scavenger’s pride and joy and you stole it. You should be ashamed of your self for doing such a horrible act. BUT!” Green Man says with a smile. “I didn’t steal it like Scavenger would like you all to believe. I bought it. Sandman was a man in need of some sticky green and I had the sticky green. So my buddy Rob Stallion went and meet this Sandman and a little trade was made. Fair and square. Now I know what your asking yourself. Green man why? Why buy the retards stupid wiener dog? What good does it do for you? None really. But I want to prove that come Tuesday after warfare is all said and done. Two things will be very clear to one guy named Scavenger. One. I will still be the Hardcore Champion. Two. Not only will I hold a victory over his head but I will also hold this stupid wiener dog over his head as well. I will own everything that means anything to Scavenger. Right now he is sitting in his room with his “girlfriend” as his whole world comes crashing in on him. Green Man the one guy who stands in his way owns everything that meant anything in his little meaningless life! Scavenger's mind is running circles in his head and he can’t focus. And for you Scavenger that is nothing but bad news for you. I have you right where I want you. Unable to think straight and will walk into that match with reckless abandonment. In that match yeah you might get a few good shoots in but for the most part I will take you rage and you anger that is building inside of you and use it against you. I will let you defeat yourself.”
Green Man puts his hand on the dog head.
“How doe sit feel Scavenger? How does it feel to know that right now. I won this. I own this dog and you life or what is left of your life I should say. Psyche out? Yes I do it well. Don’t blame Sandman Scavenger. He needed money and I have that. He had what I wanted and everyone is happy.”
Green Man looks at the dog for a second.
“Well some of us are anyways.” Green Man smiles. “A story of a man and his dog. How touching. So touching I had to buy it and I placed it on my mantel next to the second item in the world that you want just as bad. The XWA Hardcore title. Two things that you can look at but never have.”
The scene is about to fade as Green Man speak one more time.
“And for the love of god Scavenger. Leave MC Hammer alone. The wanna be gangster doesn’t even wrestle boy.”
Fades to black with a last shot of the wiener dog.......................
Now you may be asking yourself how did Green Man end up with it? Well after all Scavenger stated that Green Man paid off Sandman for it and well, Money talks.
Look at it as the wiener dog looks at the Hardcore title with puppy eyes. It’s a sight for sore eyes especially if your Scavenger. Green Man walks into the picture and rests his elbow on the mantel and looks at the wiener dog. In the background Pantera’s Mouth of war is playing. It’s towards the end of the song where Phil is singing
“Like a knife into flesh. After life is to death pulling and punching the rest of duration. NO ONE can piss on this determination.....” (sings one Phil Anselmo)
Green Man pets the head of the wiener dog as the music slowly fades out. Green Man scratches behind the wiener dog’s ears. Green Man smiles.
“Do you know that about 39 percent of gay men in the United States are married to a member of the opposite sex or sleep with members of the opposite sex to cover up the fact that they gay. I’m not saying that Scavenger is but is it just me or was it ironic that after my son. A well know gay person who doesn’t hide the facts mentions that Scavenger could be and he drags some girl, a ex girlfriend at that out of the mud and then makes it look like they had sex. Come on Scavenger there is no shame in coming out of the closet. I came out of the closet a long time ago. I am a die hard lesbian.”
Green Man looks at the wiener dog and pats it on the head.
“What’s that boy? You want to hear Scavenger’s favorite song in the whole wide world?” Green Man says as if the cast steel wiener dog is talking to him. “You want me to sing Scavenger’s new theme song to you? Well okay boy but this is the last time.”
Green Man clears his throat and begins to sings.
“Oh I wish I was an Os-car Mayer Wie-ner! That is what I’d tru-ly like to be ‘cause if I were an Os-car Mayer Wie-ner, Everyone would be in love with me and I would have to drag ex girlfriends out of the wood work to prove that I am a man that lives with ten other guy-s!” Green Man sings the best he can.
“There you go boy. Now go lay down. No more singing of Scavenger’s theme song okay? Good boy.”
Green Man says as he pats the dog on the head.
“Now I know what your thinking? Green Man how could you? That wiener dog is Scavenger’s pride and joy and you stole it. You should be ashamed of your self for doing such a horrible act. BUT!” Green Man says with a smile. “I didn’t steal it like Scavenger would like you all to believe. I bought it. Sandman was a man in need of some sticky green and I had the sticky green. So my buddy Rob Stallion went and meet this Sandman and a little trade was made. Fair and square. Now I know what your asking yourself. Green man why? Why buy the retards stupid wiener dog? What good does it do for you? None really. But I want to prove that come Tuesday after warfare is all said and done. Two things will be very clear to one guy named Scavenger. One. I will still be the Hardcore Champion. Two. Not only will I hold a victory over his head but I will also hold this stupid wiener dog over his head as well. I will own everything that means anything to Scavenger. Right now he is sitting in his room with his “girlfriend” as his whole world comes crashing in on him. Green Man the one guy who stands in his way owns everything that meant anything in his little meaningless life! Scavenger's mind is running circles in his head and he can’t focus. And for you Scavenger that is nothing but bad news for you. I have you right where I want you. Unable to think straight and will walk into that match with reckless abandonment. In that match yeah you might get a few good shoots in but for the most part I will take you rage and you anger that is building inside of you and use it against you. I will let you defeat yourself.”
Green Man puts his hand on the dog head.
“How doe sit feel Scavenger? How does it feel to know that right now. I won this. I own this dog and you life or what is left of your life I should say. Psyche out? Yes I do it well. Don’t blame Sandman Scavenger. He needed money and I have that. He had what I wanted and everyone is happy.”
Green Man looks at the dog for a second.
“Well some of us are anyways.” Green Man smiles. “A story of a man and his dog. How touching. So touching I had to buy it and I placed it on my mantel next to the second item in the world that you want just as bad. The XWA Hardcore title. Two things that you can look at but never have.”
The scene is about to fade as Green Man speak one more time.
“And for the love of god Scavenger. Leave MC Hammer alone. The wanna be gangster doesn’t even wrestle boy.”
Fades to black with a last shot of the wiener dog.......................