Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:42:56 GMT
New Orleans! Home of Mardi Gras and wild parties that last few days. Home of the Super Bowl where the New England Patriots came through with the big upset. And by the sounds of it by the grumbling in the locker room Tuesday night here in New Orleans could be home to another upset as the underdogs Green Man and Rob Stallion pull out the victory over the former World Champion and his no name partner.
Monday morning in Orleans by the New Orleans Arena is a man we all know and come to either love or hate. He is Green Man. Usually we see him in green overalls but today we find him in black jeans and a black biker jacket. The limo is parked in front of the arena which has a great name and I bet lots of time went into thinking up that name. Green Man is leaning up against it. It’s early morning around seven or so. There isn’t much activity in Orleans about this time of the day except for a few joggers.
Green Man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a small sliver flask.
“You call me a drunk when I haven’t touched the stuff in four months. You want me to be a drunk, then I fine I will drink.”
Green Man unscrews the top and tosses it away and takes a huge drink.
“Happy now?” He says as he whips his bottom lip.
“Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Grown Man. Wow. I was wondering why a former World Champion has been reduced to pulling old and tired and worn out DX tricks. How so unoriginal. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time Xain or is it slow on the street corner?”
Green Man takes another drink.
“Maybe I should do something like that seeing that as you put it is wasting my time dreaming. But I can’t help it. I’m a dreamer who will go out and make his dreams come true at any costs. I have a goal and I work my way to it. I don’t want to pimp myself out like you do Xain. I don’t spend my time sleeping and being a bum even though everyone says I am bum. I wish I knew how it felt to be so cocky that I could take it easy and sit around in parking lots when no one is around talking and talking and talking and flapping my gums about nothing and few little on top of that. I don’t who is worse to hear go on and on. You or Hammer. You both make me sick. You both are full of shit. Your right and I am wrong. Week in and week out we all here the same old song and dance. “
Green Man holds up the flask.
“No wonder 95 percent of the roster in the XWA drinks. We’re all trying to ease the pain of hearing you two wasting air and our time.”
Green Man takes another drink.
“I can’t help it if I’m a bit flaky. You make me that way, make me so angry that I though fits and you stand there saying that I am losing my mind. I have no common sense and I’m over the hill. And you smile when you speak it. What little do you know. No t everyone can be a stuck up bitch like you Xain. Not everyone is as cool or as dark as you. Not everyone sees the thing you do because we don’t have time on our hands to sit around and hate wrestling. Not everyone in the XWA becomes the World Champion only to make it out that he doesn’t want it! Not everyone in the XWA is a bigger asswipe than you are! What the fuck are you doing in the wrestling business if you have no ambition to be the Champion? Who the fuck do you think you are? Guys are killing themselves to get the top and some of us spend twenty plus years getting there and you denounce it like it’s a plague. You know what Xain. Wrestling isn’t about paychecks. It’s about being the best! And if you don’t share the dream we all share then get the fuck out! Don’t waste our time because you don’t want to be the champion because you hate wrestling. Why don’t you go the middle east and find Bin Laden? You know seeing that your a man whore. I’ll fucking pay you to do that! Go do something that means something to everyone in the states. I have never seen a person with an ego as big as yours and then turn around and says he’s not even a fan of the sport I have to wonder why you are even participating in a sport you don’t even like. I’m sorry if you think I am full blown ego inflated world title seeker because that is what I am! I started wrestling to be one thing! The best! The World Champion! And I won’t stop till I am! Look at the guys in the fed Xain. Bright, Hammer, Eternity, Stallions, Aftershocks and the list goes on and on all wanting to be the man! The guy with the one thing everyone in this damn place wants! They want to be the World Champion! They all have dreams of being the Champion! A common goal has brought us all together and it’s that common goal that will bring Bright, Hammer, Fantomas, Vindicator and myself together next month! We all want that damn title. Notice I didn’t say you? Maybe because your a bum wasting our time. So Xain maybe you should excuse yourself from the match while the ego inflated world title seekers all battle it out for the World title.”
Green Man takes another drink.
“Maybe it’s the whiskey talking? After all you are the one that says I am a violent drunk. But now I know why I am a violent drunk. Maybe it has to do with guys like you who are getting in my way of what I want! Wasting my time. Getting in my way and making me argue over something you don’t even want. Oh but no that I pointed it out Xain will be quick to say that he does want the title and all that shit but how can you when you said yourselves your not even a fan of the sport. That is like saying that the Yankees as a team hate baseball and don’t want to win the World Series. THAT would be like Kobe saying he hates Basketball and throwing his two rings away. Elway saying why did play all those years in football and win back to back Superbowls? I hate Football.”
Green Man takes the last drink and tosses the flask off the side.
“Just for that and that alone I should beat your ass tomorrow night. But unfortunately for you I have other reason why I will make you pay at Warfare. World War 3? Not even close. Just think of it as payback. And payback can be a bitch. Especially when the guy is a violent drunk.”
Green Man has a disgusted look on his face. Might have something to do with guys who have no love for the sports. Why man? Why waste everyone time and spend your time on a sport you have no love for?
Green Man looks at the arena then opens the Limo door and climbs in it and closes the door. The limo pulls away but he will be back latter............................
Monday morning in Orleans by the New Orleans Arena is a man we all know and come to either love or hate. He is Green Man. Usually we see him in green overalls but today we find him in black jeans and a black biker jacket. The limo is parked in front of the arena which has a great name and I bet lots of time went into thinking up that name. Green Man is leaning up against it. It’s early morning around seven or so. There isn’t much activity in Orleans about this time of the day except for a few joggers.
Green Man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a small sliver flask.
“You call me a drunk when I haven’t touched the stuff in four months. You want me to be a drunk, then I fine I will drink.”
Green Man unscrews the top and tosses it away and takes a huge drink.
“Happy now?” He says as he whips his bottom lip.
“Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Grown Man. Wow. I was wondering why a former World Champion has been reduced to pulling old and tired and worn out DX tricks. How so unoriginal. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time Xain or is it slow on the street corner?”
Green Man takes another drink.
“Maybe I should do something like that seeing that as you put it is wasting my time dreaming. But I can’t help it. I’m a dreamer who will go out and make his dreams come true at any costs. I have a goal and I work my way to it. I don’t want to pimp myself out like you do Xain. I don’t spend my time sleeping and being a bum even though everyone says I am bum. I wish I knew how it felt to be so cocky that I could take it easy and sit around in parking lots when no one is around talking and talking and talking and flapping my gums about nothing and few little on top of that. I don’t who is worse to hear go on and on. You or Hammer. You both make me sick. You both are full of shit. Your right and I am wrong. Week in and week out we all here the same old song and dance. “
Green Man holds up the flask.
“No wonder 95 percent of the roster in the XWA drinks. We’re all trying to ease the pain of hearing you two wasting air and our time.”
Green Man takes another drink.
“I can’t help it if I’m a bit flaky. You make me that way, make me so angry that I though fits and you stand there saying that I am losing my mind. I have no common sense and I’m over the hill. And you smile when you speak it. What little do you know. No t everyone can be a stuck up bitch like you Xain. Not everyone is as cool or as dark as you. Not everyone sees the thing you do because we don’t have time on our hands to sit around and hate wrestling. Not everyone in the XWA becomes the World Champion only to make it out that he doesn’t want it! Not everyone in the XWA is a bigger asswipe than you are! What the fuck are you doing in the wrestling business if you have no ambition to be the Champion? Who the fuck do you think you are? Guys are killing themselves to get the top and some of us spend twenty plus years getting there and you denounce it like it’s a plague. You know what Xain. Wrestling isn’t about paychecks. It’s about being the best! And if you don’t share the dream we all share then get the fuck out! Don’t waste our time because you don’t want to be the champion because you hate wrestling. Why don’t you go the middle east and find Bin Laden? You know seeing that your a man whore. I’ll fucking pay you to do that! Go do something that means something to everyone in the states. I have never seen a person with an ego as big as yours and then turn around and says he’s not even a fan of the sport I have to wonder why you are even participating in a sport you don’t even like. I’m sorry if you think I am full blown ego inflated world title seeker because that is what I am! I started wrestling to be one thing! The best! The World Champion! And I won’t stop till I am! Look at the guys in the fed Xain. Bright, Hammer, Eternity, Stallions, Aftershocks and the list goes on and on all wanting to be the man! The guy with the one thing everyone in this damn place wants! They want to be the World Champion! They all have dreams of being the Champion! A common goal has brought us all together and it’s that common goal that will bring Bright, Hammer, Fantomas, Vindicator and myself together next month! We all want that damn title. Notice I didn’t say you? Maybe because your a bum wasting our time. So Xain maybe you should excuse yourself from the match while the ego inflated world title seekers all battle it out for the World title.”
Green Man takes another drink.
“Maybe it’s the whiskey talking? After all you are the one that says I am a violent drunk. But now I know why I am a violent drunk. Maybe it has to do with guys like you who are getting in my way of what I want! Wasting my time. Getting in my way and making me argue over something you don’t even want. Oh but no that I pointed it out Xain will be quick to say that he does want the title and all that shit but how can you when you said yourselves your not even a fan of the sport. That is like saying that the Yankees as a team hate baseball and don’t want to win the World Series. THAT would be like Kobe saying he hates Basketball and throwing his two rings away. Elway saying why did play all those years in football and win back to back Superbowls? I hate Football.”
Green Man takes the last drink and tosses the flask off the side.
“Just for that and that alone I should beat your ass tomorrow night. But unfortunately for you I have other reason why I will make you pay at Warfare. World War 3? Not even close. Just think of it as payback. And payback can be a bitch. Especially when the guy is a violent drunk.”
Green Man has a disgusted look on his face. Might have something to do with guys who have no love for the sports. Why man? Why waste everyone time and spend your time on a sport you have no love for?
Green Man looks at the arena then opens the Limo door and climbs in it and closes the door. The limo pulls away but he will be back latter............................