Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:46:28 GMT
The sun is out, It’s a early warm sunny morning and we’re in Disney land of all places. Yes some people go to Disney Land right after the win the super bowl or the NBA Finals or the World Series and then their are people who after losing his fourth straight match and not having a victory in his last six matches also go to Disney Land. The Greatest place on earth. Walt Disney said so himself.
The gates open up as the masses flood into the greatest place on earth and in that huge pile of humanity are two people we know and come to trust very well. In Hawaiian shirts and plaid shorts and matching Ricki Martin baseball hats Joe Jones and Green Man come crashing through the gates as they are all pumped up for the great day of adventure, excitement and for once some good clean family fun. As they hug each other just on the other side of the gates Green Man and Joe jump up and down in joy. It has been a long time since ether one of them have had a day to just let lose and have fun.
“Today will be a great day!” A awful happy Green Man announces to the world as he has a smile that goes from ear to ear. And we haven’t seen that in a long time.
Joe Jones jumps for joy and lets out a whoop. They hold hands and start to make dash down the main pathway towards all the rides and the booths where several hard earned American dollars will be dropped.
Their first stop is a history stop. Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. Yes nothing is better than riding on a train into a towel to watch and hear one of the greatest Presidents of all time stand up and give a speech about freedom and of course freeing of the slaves. Even though he was a slave owner but hey. Joe Jones and Green Man waited a good hour for this ride and there they are. In the last two seats on the train and they enter a huge room after they have been bored to tears with all the crap before that. They want to see Abe and no one else. And finally their big moment is here. Lincoln stands up and every hushes. Green Man breaks out his camera and takes many pictures as a tear forms in his right eye. The joy of hearing Lincoln talk and stand and sit is a sight to behold. And ten minutes latter they are on their way out. Once on the outside Green Man starts to chuckle.
“What is funny dad?” Joe says as he adjusts his Mickey Mouse ears.
“Old Abe back there reminded me of Xain that’s all.” Green Man says as the walk down the steps that exist the ride.
“What?” Joe asks.
“Well I mean there is no difference between that robot in there and Xain. They have been preprogrammed to speak and frankly both of them are a bore. As much as I admire old Abe, that was just disappointment. But I find joy in knowing that I know Xain will always have a job to replace the aging robot in there. He has the moves down good. Basic robot moves, Doesn’t go to far away from the arena just like how Abe in there doesn’t stray to far from the chair. Abe says the same song and dance every time they herd us in there and Xain pretty much has the same deal. He never says anything bright or intellect and I would even guess that some one preprograms him too.” Green Man says.
“And you know dad. I bet he even has the same favorite song as Abe in there too.” Joe says
“What’s that?” Green Man asks.
“You know, Mister Roboto.”
Green Man chuckles. as Green Man and Joe start doing the Roboto dance. Several people stop and watch all wondering what these fools are doing and for a bright shinning second they know how it feels to move like Xain. Very limited.
The day moves on and so does Green Man and Joe Jones. They visit Splash Mountain and take the plunge. Green Man opens his shirt exposing himself for the camera. Yes it was funny when that showed up on the TV set and even looks better on the t shirts they bought. They managed to get into Indian Jones and the Tomb of the Forbidden eye where Green Man wishes he had the whip so he too could be cool and Joe wishes he was the forbidden eye everyone was after. And then there was Pirates of the Caribbean and that was a great show as well. A adventure for everyone and a adventure you could picture yourself in. And Joe sure did as he wanted to do his own piracy on the lead actor. Oh the fun.
Submarine Voyage was special too. But it as top of Joe's own personal story of a submarine sailor he dated and how he was snucked on board one day and they played load the torpedoes. Everyone seem to enjoy the story. But what topped it was Green Man’s joke.
“What does a submarine and Xain have in common? They both suck! Get it? Submarine sucks in water to go under the surface of the water and Xain just sucks? Oh I give up on you folks!” Green Man tried to make up a joke but failed at it.
Over all it was a great day. Father and son bonded and the time off seem to be good. But as you all know you can’t pleasure with out work. And where at that point of the day now. As the day is winding down and Green Man and Joe are getting a little tired. Maybe it has something to do with that 300 pound stuffed Mickey Mouse they won or all that damn walking. But they are near the front of the park now and Joe is in the background checking out some small booths filled with this and that. Green Man rests on a park bench.
“Ah. What a day. Man Joe was right I need a break. And I think this break will do me some good. Not only Tuesday in my match with the robot Xain but in the upcoming week that lead into Aftermath. And HEY! Speaking of Aftermath. I heard Xain and his preprogrammed long winded speech and man. I don’t know. But who ever programmed him made a huge mistake and they should go talk to the guy who programs that Abe over there. How can you tell me Xain that I will lose fairly at Aftermath and I will have no one to blame but myself for losing cleanly I made add when in the same breathe you go ahead and state “Believe me when I say I know who will win, for I have already been paid to make it happen, and Green Man I alone know who shall be the next champion.” then turn right back around and say “And when you lose Green Man, you will have no to blame but yourself… no excuse in the world will make a shred of difference.” when it is as clear as the day is, as clear as the writing on the wall that I will get fucked over royal in that match. I mean why not just tell me what you have been whored out to do so I can get ready for it. And here is another thing Xain. Better get Bill Gates to update your software here but you have been paid to make sure I don’t win and to make sure someone else does win, Well who ever paid you for your whoring services also know who is going to win the title. You fool. You idiot. You retard. What you said, all of it makes absolutely no sense at all. And you dare blast me. You need to look in the mirror there buddy. At least what I say makes sense.”
In the background we see Joe Jones pick up a t shirt, a red one and he puts it on.
“Another thing that I say was pretty stupid was that..... no, Here let me explain this way. I have a match this week against Green Man, a match that I could lose because after all Green Man is good, a legend and twice the man I am because he makes sense when he talks. I have a big match at the Pay Per View for the World title but because I whored myself out I am not going to win the title because I have no love for the sport, I could care less about the title and the sport but I will make sure Green Man who does love the sport won’t get the title even though other than some cash in my pocket me stopping and getting in the way of Green Man and everyone else in that match thus wasting there time will not get me any personal gain other than being a dickhead. So I will spend time on Garret who’s not even in the world title picture. uhmm yeah makes sense there Xain. You know what Xain. If you want to fight Garret so badly, If you wish to show him how much of a man you are then by all means drop out of the six pack challenge and have a this is a meaningless match on a pole match with him at Aftermath. I hate guys who are going to waste our time because I think it’s a good bet that rest of the guys in that match do want that title. And you know what Xain. Maybe you should just step out of the match. I mean after all Vindicator the choke artist himself did pin you and won that title from you. Even if his title reign last a whole minute he can say he ended your title run and to hear someone like Vindicator who can’t win the big matches say that, you just know there is something wrong with that picture.”
In the background Joe smiles as he is handed some fliers and he starts to make his way back towards Green Man.
“Yeah it's true I haven’t won a match in a while. But just like racing you only need to leap one lap in the race, The last lap, The only lap that counts and from where I sit, I need to only win one match and that is the six pack challenge. Yeah sure it will be great to win a few here and there but I only need to get that win. The only one that counts.”
Joe has returned.
“Hey Dad we’re coming back here in October.” Joe says.
“We are? Why?” Green Man asks.
Joe reveals the t shirt he is wearing, the one he just bought. It says “GAY2DAY”
“What the hell?” Green Man says.
“They have a gay day here at Disney land! And in October will be gay day 2. But I like this saying a lot. Gay2day?” Joe says with a smile.
“Your not wearing that to Xtreme Warfare are you?” Green Man asks
“You can bet on that and I got one for Hammer too. I think he will like it.” Joe says.
Green Man chuckles but it’s a not a happy haha chuckle but a yeah right chuckle. “Yeah sure he will.” Green Man says as the scene fades out with Gay2Day glowing bright and proud for all to see.........................
The gates open up as the masses flood into the greatest place on earth and in that huge pile of humanity are two people we know and come to trust very well. In Hawaiian shirts and plaid shorts and matching Ricki Martin baseball hats Joe Jones and Green Man come crashing through the gates as they are all pumped up for the great day of adventure, excitement and for once some good clean family fun. As they hug each other just on the other side of the gates Green Man and Joe jump up and down in joy. It has been a long time since ether one of them have had a day to just let lose and have fun.
“Today will be a great day!” A awful happy Green Man announces to the world as he has a smile that goes from ear to ear. And we haven’t seen that in a long time.
Joe Jones jumps for joy and lets out a whoop. They hold hands and start to make dash down the main pathway towards all the rides and the booths where several hard earned American dollars will be dropped.
Their first stop is a history stop. Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. Yes nothing is better than riding on a train into a towel to watch and hear one of the greatest Presidents of all time stand up and give a speech about freedom and of course freeing of the slaves. Even though he was a slave owner but hey. Joe Jones and Green Man waited a good hour for this ride and there they are. In the last two seats on the train and they enter a huge room after they have been bored to tears with all the crap before that. They want to see Abe and no one else. And finally their big moment is here. Lincoln stands up and every hushes. Green Man breaks out his camera and takes many pictures as a tear forms in his right eye. The joy of hearing Lincoln talk and stand and sit is a sight to behold. And ten minutes latter they are on their way out. Once on the outside Green Man starts to chuckle.
“What is funny dad?” Joe says as he adjusts his Mickey Mouse ears.
“Old Abe back there reminded me of Xain that’s all.” Green Man says as the walk down the steps that exist the ride.
“What?” Joe asks.
“Well I mean there is no difference between that robot in there and Xain. They have been preprogrammed to speak and frankly both of them are a bore. As much as I admire old Abe, that was just disappointment. But I find joy in knowing that I know Xain will always have a job to replace the aging robot in there. He has the moves down good. Basic robot moves, Doesn’t go to far away from the arena just like how Abe in there doesn’t stray to far from the chair. Abe says the same song and dance every time they herd us in there and Xain pretty much has the same deal. He never says anything bright or intellect and I would even guess that some one preprograms him too.” Green Man says.
“And you know dad. I bet he even has the same favorite song as Abe in there too.” Joe says
“What’s that?” Green Man asks.
“You know, Mister Roboto.”
Green Man chuckles. as Green Man and Joe start doing the Roboto dance. Several people stop and watch all wondering what these fools are doing and for a bright shinning second they know how it feels to move like Xain. Very limited.
The day moves on and so does Green Man and Joe Jones. They visit Splash Mountain and take the plunge. Green Man opens his shirt exposing himself for the camera. Yes it was funny when that showed up on the TV set and even looks better on the t shirts they bought. They managed to get into Indian Jones and the Tomb of the Forbidden eye where Green Man wishes he had the whip so he too could be cool and Joe wishes he was the forbidden eye everyone was after. And then there was Pirates of the Caribbean and that was a great show as well. A adventure for everyone and a adventure you could picture yourself in. And Joe sure did as he wanted to do his own piracy on the lead actor. Oh the fun.
Submarine Voyage was special too. But it as top of Joe's own personal story of a submarine sailor he dated and how he was snucked on board one day and they played load the torpedoes. Everyone seem to enjoy the story. But what topped it was Green Man’s joke.
“What does a submarine and Xain have in common? They both suck! Get it? Submarine sucks in water to go under the surface of the water and Xain just sucks? Oh I give up on you folks!” Green Man tried to make up a joke but failed at it.
Over all it was a great day. Father and son bonded and the time off seem to be good. But as you all know you can’t pleasure with out work. And where at that point of the day now. As the day is winding down and Green Man and Joe are getting a little tired. Maybe it has something to do with that 300 pound stuffed Mickey Mouse they won or all that damn walking. But they are near the front of the park now and Joe is in the background checking out some small booths filled with this and that. Green Man rests on a park bench.
“Ah. What a day. Man Joe was right I need a break. And I think this break will do me some good. Not only Tuesday in my match with the robot Xain but in the upcoming week that lead into Aftermath. And HEY! Speaking of Aftermath. I heard Xain and his preprogrammed long winded speech and man. I don’t know. But who ever programmed him made a huge mistake and they should go talk to the guy who programs that Abe over there. How can you tell me Xain that I will lose fairly at Aftermath and I will have no one to blame but myself for losing cleanly I made add when in the same breathe you go ahead and state “Believe me when I say I know who will win, for I have already been paid to make it happen, and Green Man I alone know who shall be the next champion.” then turn right back around and say “And when you lose Green Man, you will have no to blame but yourself… no excuse in the world will make a shred of difference.” when it is as clear as the day is, as clear as the writing on the wall that I will get fucked over royal in that match. I mean why not just tell me what you have been whored out to do so I can get ready for it. And here is another thing Xain. Better get Bill Gates to update your software here but you have been paid to make sure I don’t win and to make sure someone else does win, Well who ever paid you for your whoring services also know who is going to win the title. You fool. You idiot. You retard. What you said, all of it makes absolutely no sense at all. And you dare blast me. You need to look in the mirror there buddy. At least what I say makes sense.”
In the background we see Joe Jones pick up a t shirt, a red one and he puts it on.
“Another thing that I say was pretty stupid was that..... no, Here let me explain this way. I have a match this week against Green Man, a match that I could lose because after all Green Man is good, a legend and twice the man I am because he makes sense when he talks. I have a big match at the Pay Per View for the World title but because I whored myself out I am not going to win the title because I have no love for the sport, I could care less about the title and the sport but I will make sure Green Man who does love the sport won’t get the title even though other than some cash in my pocket me stopping and getting in the way of Green Man and everyone else in that match thus wasting there time will not get me any personal gain other than being a dickhead. So I will spend time on Garret who’s not even in the world title picture. uhmm yeah makes sense there Xain. You know what Xain. If you want to fight Garret so badly, If you wish to show him how much of a man you are then by all means drop out of the six pack challenge and have a this is a meaningless match on a pole match with him at Aftermath. I hate guys who are going to waste our time because I think it’s a good bet that rest of the guys in that match do want that title. And you know what Xain. Maybe you should just step out of the match. I mean after all Vindicator the choke artist himself did pin you and won that title from you. Even if his title reign last a whole minute he can say he ended your title run and to hear someone like Vindicator who can’t win the big matches say that, you just know there is something wrong with that picture.”
In the background Joe smiles as he is handed some fliers and he starts to make his way back towards Green Man.
“Yeah it's true I haven’t won a match in a while. But just like racing you only need to leap one lap in the race, The last lap, The only lap that counts and from where I sit, I need to only win one match and that is the six pack challenge. Yeah sure it will be great to win a few here and there but I only need to get that win. The only one that counts.”
Joe has returned.
“Hey Dad we’re coming back here in October.” Joe says.
“We are? Why?” Green Man asks.
Joe reveals the t shirt he is wearing, the one he just bought. It says “GAY2DAY”
“What the hell?” Green Man says.
“They have a gay day here at Disney land! And in October will be gay day 2. But I like this saying a lot. Gay2day?” Joe says with a smile.
“Your not wearing that to Xtreme Warfare are you?” Green Man asks
“You can bet on that and I got one for Hammer too. I think he will like it.” Joe says.
Green Man chuckles but it’s a not a happy haha chuckle but a yeah right chuckle. “Yeah sure he will.” Green Man says as the scene fades out with Gay2Day glowing bright and proud for all to see.........................