Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 12, 2014 13:47:04 GMT
The Gulf of Mexico. The part of the sea that touches Florida, Texas, Mexico and Louisiana. It can be the best of seas or the worst of seas. Hurricanes call it home from time to time and sun goes like to call it home as well. And it’s a busy little body of water too. With the Panama canal and all it’s no wonder that the Gulf of Mexico is one of the busiest bodies of water. But not busy enough for today’s visitors.
Yes on the wild seas today are two people who have devoted the whole week with the exception of Tuesday for nothing but fun in the sun and relaxing. A little time off away from home. And it has been good for both Green Man and Joe physically and mentally, but also for the relationship of father and son. And today, seeing that they didn’t quite have enough time to fly out to California to see Disney World, They decided to do the next best thing.
Yes sir they loaded up the boat, rented a skipper, and some poles and hit the seas to do some deep sea fishing. There is nothing better than a couple guys in the middle of nowhere drinking beer shooting the shit and trying to out smart a bunch of fish they can’t see. Oh the fun, The joy the pleasure.
Green Man in shorts and a tank top, Sun glasses covering his eyes and a cold beer in one hand and the rod in his other. Sitting next to him wearing just shorts is Joe. His long blonde hair pulled back and braided into a pony tail. He did it himself too. He has a cold one in one hand and the rod in the other as they are sitting in the fishing chairs. Tunes playing in the background, The skipper on the look out but they aren’t alone either. No sir. Also on this fishing trip are two people we saw the other day.
Yup on the boat and fish and drinking with them are Double Gay and Grown Man. Flown in just for this trip. How special.
Green Man takes a drink. “Now this is what I call a fishing trip. Out in the wild untamed seas where no one will find us for days and that is if where lucky. We’re in international waters and we could get away with murder if need be. But lucky for everyone we aren’t those kind of people.”
“Look at us. Just the four of us fishing and drinking some beers, soaking in the rays and having a blast.” Joe Jones adds.
“At first. It was just going to be us and the Skipper but Joe here had an idea.” Green Man says.
“Yeah. An idea of lets invite our new found friends. And here they are.” Joe adds
“Two people we have seen for two whole weeks now. Original sent to mock us, to some how make us so mad that will start to pull our hair out by the roots and go insane that our brain will just explode. But as you can see that whole idea failed miserably.” Green Man says.
“But it did just the opposite. We laughed at it. He mocked the whole idea of the bit that Xain made these guys do and watched and wondered how much he paid for these actors to go to such lengths to try and to insult us.” Joe adds.
“So here we are. Fishing, Laughing and enjoy a cold one as he make fun of Xain.” Green Man says as he takes a drink of beer.
Double gay smiles. “And may I add that it’s great to be here today. And my name isn’t Double Gay as Xain would like you all to believe. but my name is Josh.”
“And I’m not really named Grown Man. You can call me Ned.” Ned who has been seen playing the role of Grown Man says.
“This is great. My new buddies, My son. And the great wide open. And speaking of the great wide opening. Lets talk about our favorite subject shall we? Lets spend a few minutes on Xain and my no interference match coming up on Xtreme Warfare with Xain.” Green Man says.
“The two dollar whore himself.” Joe adds.
“Who can’t think of anything funny on his own that he has been reduced to casting actors to play a part in a mini movie of his own to try and make fun of us. Like I said. Not only does Xain have no heart for this sport and not only is he a whore, a whore that would whore his ass out to give up a shot at the title at the pay per view in which he has all ready stated he knows who will win the match but some how I will lose cleanly.” Green Man says.
“That sounds so double standard like doesn’t it? Double Gay adds.
“Yes, Yes it does. But it is clear that for once, Mister robot’s programmer must have called in or something. It’s as clear as this day is right now. Not a cloud in the sky and for once Xain didn’t say one word.” Green Man says
“Lets just face the facts.” Joe begins to says. “His owner doesn’t have mad programming skills.”
“For sure isn’t Bill Gates. I think he would come up with better shit that the same old song and dance that we get week in and week out from our whoring loser Xain.” Green Man adds. “Now I am sure that somewhere sitting in his own piss and shit watching a few of Double Gay’s finest movies is Xain thinking that he scored big time with that little picture movie and that he’s thinking he has this match in the bag. After all it’s a no interference match after all.” Green Man says with a chuckle.
“Which we all know is a joke.” Joe adds. “You know two people who shall remain nameless will some how find a loop hole and interfere.”
“Which we all know they will. But Xain is probably thinking, I won last week against him and therefore this week is in the bag. There is no way I can lose. I can’t lose. No one has whored me out to lose therefore I should win with two weeks to go till the pay per view in which at that time I will unleash onto the world my master plan and force Green Man to lose cleanly while making sure my pimp daddy wins the match like I have been paid to do. But before you fix y our modem Xain and get on the TV tube and bore us to death with your long winded ways. Let me tell y our a thing or two. First off. Last week. Even though you won and you received the check mark in the win column, You didn’t earn that victory. Much like how I didn’t earn that lost either. I guess it’s a extremely early Christmas around here in the XWA as a few people take it apun themselves to had out a few victories at my expense. And I will tell you right now, It is getting annoying. But what goes around comes around. No matter how many steps ahead you think you are.” says Green Man
“I like having Hammer in front of me thou.” Joe adds. “He has a nice bottom.”
“There fore Xain you have nothing on me. Your huge ballooned head might think so but you don’t. And if our match is truly a no interference match, well.” Green Man says.
“The cream of the crop will rise to the top?” Grown Man says.
“You have that right Grown Man. Xain can’t match me inside the ring. I will take him to school and then to collage and straight to the you just had you ass handed to you unemployment land. I have had a great week, a super duper weekend and I have a good feeling about this Warfare. If Vindicator can beat him then shit I should be a shoe in then huh?” Green Man says.
“No doubt!” Double Gay says.
“With out breaking a sweat or making me play a stupid role of a gay man.” Grown Man says.
“And that is why come Tuesday that Green Man will return to his winning ways and score the pin fall on Xain as another person will beat the once not so great World Champion and that will give a great advantage heading into Aftermath. Because. I my vacation time was approved and I will be bale to take next Warfare off and we will be bale to do some more fishing.”
“What? Warfare before Aftermath?” Joe says.
“That is right. I’m playing the odds. I figure everyone and their brother will try to hurt me or set me on fire of some crazy ass shit like that so the Warfare before Aftermath, I’ll sit it out, take away any risk of getting hurt and will be all rested up for the big match where I will easily pick my way through the match and win the match and become the XWA World Champion. Good things come to those who wait. Not to those who whore themselves out or have an ego so huge that it embeds itself into there brain and causes cancer for those people are worthless trash just waiting to be picked up and tossed to the side. First Xain and next the XWA World Championship. Watch and see.” Green Man says.
And they fish and fish some more into the late evening as the scene fades to black..................
Yes on the wild seas today are two people who have devoted the whole week with the exception of Tuesday for nothing but fun in the sun and relaxing. A little time off away from home. And it has been good for both Green Man and Joe physically and mentally, but also for the relationship of father and son. And today, seeing that they didn’t quite have enough time to fly out to California to see Disney World, They decided to do the next best thing.
Yes sir they loaded up the boat, rented a skipper, and some poles and hit the seas to do some deep sea fishing. There is nothing better than a couple guys in the middle of nowhere drinking beer shooting the shit and trying to out smart a bunch of fish they can’t see. Oh the fun, The joy the pleasure.
Green Man in shorts and a tank top, Sun glasses covering his eyes and a cold beer in one hand and the rod in his other. Sitting next to him wearing just shorts is Joe. His long blonde hair pulled back and braided into a pony tail. He did it himself too. He has a cold one in one hand and the rod in the other as they are sitting in the fishing chairs. Tunes playing in the background, The skipper on the look out but they aren’t alone either. No sir. Also on this fishing trip are two people we saw the other day.
Yup on the boat and fish and drinking with them are Double Gay and Grown Man. Flown in just for this trip. How special.
Green Man takes a drink. “Now this is what I call a fishing trip. Out in the wild untamed seas where no one will find us for days and that is if where lucky. We’re in international waters and we could get away with murder if need be. But lucky for everyone we aren’t those kind of people.”
“Look at us. Just the four of us fishing and drinking some beers, soaking in the rays and having a blast.” Joe Jones adds.
“At first. It was just going to be us and the Skipper but Joe here had an idea.” Green Man says.
“Yeah. An idea of lets invite our new found friends. And here they are.” Joe adds
“Two people we have seen for two whole weeks now. Original sent to mock us, to some how make us so mad that will start to pull our hair out by the roots and go insane that our brain will just explode. But as you can see that whole idea failed miserably.” Green Man says.
“But it did just the opposite. We laughed at it. He mocked the whole idea of the bit that Xain made these guys do and watched and wondered how much he paid for these actors to go to such lengths to try and to insult us.” Joe adds.
“So here we are. Fishing, Laughing and enjoy a cold one as he make fun of Xain.” Green Man says as he takes a drink of beer.
Double gay smiles. “And may I add that it’s great to be here today. And my name isn’t Double Gay as Xain would like you all to believe. but my name is Josh.”
“And I’m not really named Grown Man. You can call me Ned.” Ned who has been seen playing the role of Grown Man says.
“This is great. My new buddies, My son. And the great wide open. And speaking of the great wide opening. Lets talk about our favorite subject shall we? Lets spend a few minutes on Xain and my no interference match coming up on Xtreme Warfare with Xain.” Green Man says.
“The two dollar whore himself.” Joe adds.
“Who can’t think of anything funny on his own that he has been reduced to casting actors to play a part in a mini movie of his own to try and make fun of us. Like I said. Not only does Xain have no heart for this sport and not only is he a whore, a whore that would whore his ass out to give up a shot at the title at the pay per view in which he has all ready stated he knows who will win the match but some how I will lose cleanly.” Green Man says.
“That sounds so double standard like doesn’t it? Double Gay adds.
“Yes, Yes it does. But it is clear that for once, Mister robot’s programmer must have called in or something. It’s as clear as this day is right now. Not a cloud in the sky and for once Xain didn’t say one word.” Green Man says
“Lets just face the facts.” Joe begins to says. “His owner doesn’t have mad programming skills.”
“For sure isn’t Bill Gates. I think he would come up with better shit that the same old song and dance that we get week in and week out from our whoring loser Xain.” Green Man adds. “Now I am sure that somewhere sitting in his own piss and shit watching a few of Double Gay’s finest movies is Xain thinking that he scored big time with that little picture movie and that he’s thinking he has this match in the bag. After all it’s a no interference match after all.” Green Man says with a chuckle.
“Which we all know is a joke.” Joe adds. “You know two people who shall remain nameless will some how find a loop hole and interfere.”
“Which we all know they will. But Xain is probably thinking, I won last week against him and therefore this week is in the bag. There is no way I can lose. I can’t lose. No one has whored me out to lose therefore I should win with two weeks to go till the pay per view in which at that time I will unleash onto the world my master plan and force Green Man to lose cleanly while making sure my pimp daddy wins the match like I have been paid to do. But before you fix y our modem Xain and get on the TV tube and bore us to death with your long winded ways. Let me tell y our a thing or two. First off. Last week. Even though you won and you received the check mark in the win column, You didn’t earn that victory. Much like how I didn’t earn that lost either. I guess it’s a extremely early Christmas around here in the XWA as a few people take it apun themselves to had out a few victories at my expense. And I will tell you right now, It is getting annoying. But what goes around comes around. No matter how many steps ahead you think you are.” says Green Man
“I like having Hammer in front of me thou.” Joe adds. “He has a nice bottom.”
“There fore Xain you have nothing on me. Your huge ballooned head might think so but you don’t. And if our match is truly a no interference match, well.” Green Man says.
“The cream of the crop will rise to the top?” Grown Man says.
“You have that right Grown Man. Xain can’t match me inside the ring. I will take him to school and then to collage and straight to the you just had you ass handed to you unemployment land. I have had a great week, a super duper weekend and I have a good feeling about this Warfare. If Vindicator can beat him then shit I should be a shoe in then huh?” Green Man says.
“No doubt!” Double Gay says.
“With out breaking a sweat or making me play a stupid role of a gay man.” Grown Man says.
“And that is why come Tuesday that Green Man will return to his winning ways and score the pin fall on Xain as another person will beat the once not so great World Champion and that will give a great advantage heading into Aftermath. Because. I my vacation time was approved and I will be bale to take next Warfare off and we will be bale to do some more fishing.”
“What? Warfare before Aftermath?” Joe says.
“That is right. I’m playing the odds. I figure everyone and their brother will try to hurt me or set me on fire of some crazy ass shit like that so the Warfare before Aftermath, I’ll sit it out, take away any risk of getting hurt and will be all rested up for the big match where I will easily pick my way through the match and win the match and become the XWA World Champion. Good things come to those who wait. Not to those who whore themselves out or have an ego so huge that it embeds itself into there brain and causes cancer for those people are worthless trash just waiting to be picked up and tossed to the side. First Xain and next the XWA World Championship. Watch and see.” Green Man says.
And they fish and fish some more into the late evening as the scene fades to black..................