Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 26, 2014 15:02:42 GMT
Back in Tennessee NASCAR Billy hit the gym as he has a chance as Nanook pointed out to get back in the Cup by winning his next two matches outright and on paper, it seems doable. Billy hit the gym, hit the weights and worked out like a maniac for hours while listening to some gymspiration........
A sweaty NASCAR Billy is sitting on the weight bench after finishing up his work out and cool down stretches. With a big bottle of water in one hand and a towel in the other Billy reflects on what went down last week.
"You know, Last week was like gettin' kicked in da balls. Der I was, all set to go toe to toe with Alan Christopher. Da first match in da Coronation Cup and I was ready to sneak up on Alan, draft him fer a bit, get a full head of steam and pull off the old sling shot and blindside him fer da win! Alan was gunna eat my dust and der was nothing he could do about it. Da world was watchin' on TV to see the South's favorite son just beat dat smug look of the Champion of Television."
Billy nods his head.
"And I was all set to do just dat but then.....yeah. Look who showed up to the party. Steve Sinclair. Da party pooper. Man, I would love nothing more den to knock him into da middle of next week. But what is NASCAR Billy to do? I need to buy out my contract from him so I can be free to do what I want and what I want is to kick Alan's ass. What I want is to beat Jon Bazen What I want is to win da 2014 Coronation Cup. What I want is my tag team titles back and until I can buy out my contract, none of dat is likely to happen because as far as I can tell...."
Billy takes a sip of water and shrugs.
"Alan and Steve must be lovers or something. All of a sudden he wants to make sure dat Alan wins this block and go into the finals with a chance to win the Cup. I can't explain it. You know fer a guy who is suppose to be dis wrestling Icon, mister big time, name up in lights he surely owes Alan everything he has fer gettin' him a job in da UWL. I mean hell, da UWL hires anyone. Some Pizza guy. Check. Janitor. Check. Random sociopath. Check. Dude who burns down city blocks in Germany. Check. Oil Tycoon? Check. Old washed up has been monster who hasn't been relevant in 10 years. Check. Hell it also hired Alan Christopher so I dunno what Steve did to piss off so many but sweet Jesus am I getting sick and tired of his crap. But when I raise da cash and buy my way out from under his thumb....it will be a sweet day indeed."
You can almost see the smile under Billy's face for the day when he is "free".
"And dat day will one day come. I swear by everything dat is holy dat day will happen much like da day when I beat Jon Bazen and score two points and reel in Alan Christopher and keep da dream alive. But unlike buyin' my freedom from Steve, beating Jon Bazen will happen dis weekend. Now I don't know too much about dis feller Jon but I do know is dis. Big Oil company ain't got no time worrin' about some wrassler and da Coronation Cup. Dey are worrin' about how to raise da price of gas another buck or two. Dey are worried about comin' up with some excuse to raise da price of gas another buck of two. Now Ima gunna take a page from Steve book. I know, I know."
Billy smirks a little and takes a sip of water.
"Maybe Jon should turn his attention away from business meetings and what not and focus more time on what da hell is goin' on in da ring. He is distracted with all of dat outside noise. Doesn't he know he is about to face a guy who just held onto da UWL Tag Team Titles for 245 days? Doesn't he know dat I have already won a Cup dis year? NASCAR Billy is no push over. NASCAR Billy is da future! NASCAR Billy is da NOW! NASCAR Billy is a pure winner! And dat! Ain't some board room meeting fudgin' da numbers to look good on paper propaganda. Hell just ask her old lady Jon. She knows just how good NASCAR Billy is! She is lovely lady and a women who knows what talent looks like."
Billy stands up and takes another sip of water.
"2 points are up for grabs Jon. You need em. I need em. But I want em! I want to force dat tie breaker at Destiny 8! Dis tournament fer da Cup is like da Chase to da NASCAR Championship. To qualify fer da big match I just need to channel my inner Dale JR and just win baby! A win and Ima in! A win....and I can and will walk away with da Coronation Cup! Because if you ain't first....."
Billy takes a sip of water.
"Den you just suck!"
Fade to black.