Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 29, 2014 14:01:04 GMT
So this is it. This is the week that will make or break NASCAR Billy in the Coronation Cup and Billy has no control over it. Jon Bazen has to beat Alan to force a tie breaker and if Billy beats El Cazador it will lock all 3 of them in a tie. The dream is not dead yet....
But there was this:
Saturday Night at the TV Tapings......
Backstage in the locker room where we see NASCAR Billy all dressed and ready to go and join Barry and Fred for the big 3 way match between Alan, Jon and Cazador. He is stretching and warming up sporting his Dale Jr #88 Diet Mountain Dew hat, Dale Jr's 2 time Daytona champion shirt and he even has a pair of Dale JR Puma warm up pants. His Dale JR National Guard team jacket hangs in his locker in the back ground. Billy seems to be a in good mood when Steve Sinclair walks up to him. Billy's smile washes off his face as soon as he spots Steve.
"What da hell do you want? An ass kickin'?"
Steve has a bag in his hand and cocks his head to the side and cuffs his hands in front of him while still holding onto the bag.
"I highly doubt there is anyone in this hell hole who can legitimately kick my ass."
Billy rubs his chin and looks up at Steve and takes a step forward.
"Is dat right?"
Steve doesn't even flinch or waver. "That....is a fact."
"Ima gunna call you out on dat...."
Steve takes the bag and slams it up against Billy's chest cutting him off. Billy looks down at the bag and slowly takes the bag.
"Firstly. I choke slammed over 400 pounds of dead weight two week when I put Nanook through the ceiling and a table. Secondly, I snapped Joe's leg in two in that ring out there a couple of months ago and while I'm not all that up to date in UWL history, I don't see anyone of these ass clowns around here body slamming, let alone choke slamming Nanook's huge fat ass. Nor do I see anyone on the roster breaking anyone's tibia around here. Hell I don't see anyone who calls themselves a UWL Super Star breaking a pinky let alone someone's freaking leg. Let's just get that straight! I highly doubt anyone that walks out to that ring can say that they killed a guy during a match and until they do, no one including you will ever kick my ass. And thirdly that is your new dress code."
Billy has a puzzled look on his face. "Ah what?"
"A dress code you dimwitted sloth. I am your boss and I can and will tell you what to wear."
"Dat ain't happenin"
Steve takes a step towards Billy and stares him down. "If you don't wear that in all of your match here on out, there will be consequences and trust me. You won't like them."
"Yeah. Whatever." Billy says all defiant.
Steve smirks. "Have it your way but all of this NASCAR Dale JR Bullshit.....is over!"
"Over my dead body."
Steve leans in towards Billy "THAT! Can be arranged."
Steve leaves and Billy slowly opens the bag and pulls out a bright pink t shirt with some sort of My little Pony on it. "Oh hell no!" Billy says
Sitting outside of his camper with a small camp fire going is NASCAR Billy and laying on the ground in front of him is the My Little Pony shirt and this bright pair of board shorts that consist of his dress code. Billy is looking at them and thinking how he can get out of this. He bugged Nanook about it and as Nanook pointed out in his contract, Management can and will suggest and push for new ring attire when they see fit and in the scope of his contract, Steve Sinclair is his "management" so he's kinda stuck wearing it.
"What is da worst dat could happen? Fine me? I haven't seen a pay check in a month now."
Which is true. Ever since Billy struck a deal with Steve to buy out his contract, he hasn't been paid. He asked about it and was told it was being put in escrow but that's not helping him pay the bills right now. As a result he had to build a new still and go back to making some Shine.
"Suspend me? If that happens den Steve won't be makin' any money cuz I don't get paid if Ima not in da ring. Oh maybe he'll tack on another ridiculous amount to our deal to buy my contract. Not like Ima ever gunna git dat kind of money any ways. So really Steve. What cya gunna do to me if I don't wear dis in my match dis week against El Cazador? Git in da ring and try to beat me up? Everyone in da UWL would love to see you even try dat! I would love to take a couple of shot at ya, knock ya down a peg or two. All you do is run yer big mouth of yers and you don't even git in dat der ring. All yer is talk. You back up none of it and Ima know Ima not da only one in da UWL who is just sick and tired of yer bullshit! So you know what Steve! FUCK YOU!"
Billy snatches up the shirt and tosses it on the fire.
"I ain't wearin dat! Not dis week, not next week! Not ever! And Ima gunna beat El Cazador! Gunna beat him like dog! Ima been watching The Leftovers on HBO, awesome show. Ima dat guy who is running around shootin' all of da dog for no apparent reason what so ever! Ima dat guy! I've gots Cazador in my sights! Pick up 2 more points for da Cup and den, Ima gunna cheer for Jon Bazen like no one ever has before! Dis week I am the piped piper of the Jon Bazen fan club! Like I said Steve! Ima gunna win dis Coronation Cup and der is nothing....no my little pony shirt, no making me lay down to Alan, NOTHING you can do to STOP ME! Ima NASCAR BILLY!!!! And if you ain't first."
Billy picks up the shorts and toss them in the fire on top of the burned up shirt.
"Den you just suck!"
FTB.