RP#11

"The Missouri State Finest.....please player. Don't make me laugh."

The scene opens up inside of a old western saloon and standing at the bar is the one, the only, Yugo Phailous. He picks up a shot glass of whiskey and chugs it and slams the shot glass back down on the bar upside down. His back is to us but we can see the strap of the MSW Tag Team titles around his waist.

"There is only one team in this whole state that can even hold that title and by god it isn't you two knuckleheads. Hell the law around here stopped calling themselves the Missouri State Finest out of respect to us. The MSW World.....tag team......champions. I say, I say one more time and listen to the words that echo from mouth."

Yugo pours himself another shot.

"The Bonecrushing Phailous....."

Yugo picks up the shot glass and hold it out in a toast.

"MSW World Tag Team Champions.

Yugo gulp downs the shot and slams the glass on the bar. He then slowly turns around and leans up against the bar with his hat covering his eyes.

"Not only are we the very first tag team champions, we will be the only tag team champions the MSW will ever see. And that SVD, is a fact. We are the best of the best and at Back to Basics we showed everyone in this state, in the world who the finest team to ever step in that ring is and that Ian, is a fact. When the dust settled, the fans were chanting only one name and it wasn't SVD and Ian Windermear. No it would be the name your mom was yelling last night. It would be the name your sister got tattooed on her shoulder. It would be the name your wife refers to as her friend and that name would be the Bonecrushing Phailous. The only team in this state that is on the lips and minds of everyone and it's all because of these."

Yugo runs his hand over the face of the title.

"The biggest and best belt buckle in the world. A priceless belt buckle. A belt buckle that screams the bearer of this is far more superior than you will ever be. I could go on and on about what this belt means to me, to Johnny, to the legion of the Crushernights in the stands every show we have but that would just be bragging and while I hate to agree with SVD. I do have slightly more important topics to discuss. Like our first title defense."

Yugo hooks his thumbs around the face of the title.

"Straight out of the shoot the Bonecrushing Phailous hit the ground running and the MSW has lined up the best they could given everything that they have to work with. Not only are we the best team in the MSW. Not only are we the first ever MSW tag Team Champions. The most dominating team in the MSW. The most destructive force that professional wrestling has ever seen but will be the best damn fighting champions this sport will have ever known. When it is all said and done, they will name awards after us. We will be given the key to every city in Missouri with how well we defend these titles against team after team after team and you SVD, Ian will have the distinct pleasure, the honor of being the first team to get crushed by the Bonecrushing Phailous. You two will be the first in a long line of guys who will get slapped upside the head with the greatness of the Phailous that delivers a bone crushing pressure from the two greatest athletes of all time. This is a train that is charging full steam ahead down the line at ramming speed and you two have no chance in hell at stopping us because when it comes to the Bonecrushing Phailous.....and the MSW tag team titles...."

Yugo slightly nods his head.

"You two are at the end of the line and it's too late for you two do anything about it because I am Yugo Phailous, slayer of hymens, conductor of the pain train. The reaper's right hand man."

Yugo turns his back to the camera and pours himself another shot and picks up the shot glass. Yugo glances over his shoulder.

"And death is following me."

Fade out with Yugo taking another shot.