RP#13

The scene opens up inside a old western bar from the dirty south. Wide plank wooden floors that haven't been swept in months. Old beat up tables and chairs for playing cards and then there is the bar that one time used to look nice but after a couple dozen bar fights it's seen better days. Big chucks missing from the top and a couple of bullet holes riddle the front of it. Yugo Phailous comes walking into the bar wearing all black. He slowly sets his MSW tag team title on the bar and it is by far the cleanest thing in the whole room. Yugo steps behind the bar and reaches under the bar and pulls out a shot glass. He sets the glass on the bar top and then sets a bottle of Jack next to it.

"Clearly what we have here in the MSW this week."

Yugo pulls the cork out of the top of the bottle and pours himself a shot of Jack.

"Is a who has a bigger dick competition. This isn't is a tag match. The Kaiser brother don't give two shits about those titles. Well guys."

Yugo picks up the shot glass and holds it for a second.

"When it comes to who has a bigger cock. There is no competition. I win."

Yugo chugs the shot and sets the glass back down.

"And if you even want to debate it then I suggest you go ask your old lady. She'll tell ya. Yugo Phailous, is in a league all of his own. If you know what I mean."

Yugo pours himself another shot.

"There seems to be a introduction that is required. You have to forgive me if until last week I have never heard of the Kaiser Dynasty. Hell until Johnny told me I thought he was facing this piece of shit tin can of a car and even after your display the other night. You two and the once fine automaker do have one thing in common. You're both disposable."

Yugo takes another shot of Jack.

"Save me your story of who you are, where you are from and what you have done because quite frankly all of that, means nothing here in the MSW. They way I see it, you two are just 2 more blowhards looking to take a bite of out the Bonecrushing Phailous in hopes of taking these. The MSW tag Team titles. What is important here kiddies is that I am the Conductor of the pain train.
Slayer of Hymens.
Won more bar fights from here to Texas than any man alive.
I am the death dealer.
I am the reaper of souls and women panties.
I've busted more cherries than Smuckers.
I put the boom in the sonic boom.
I created the San Andreas Fault Line.
I am the one who shall not be named.
Say my name three times in a mirror if you dare,
For I am Yugo......
Yugo Phailous.
And yes indeed Cameron, death does follow me for that is all you have to look forward too.
When you step through those ropes and square off against me. I just don't speak these words. I live them."

Yugo pours one last shot.

"And I have seen stuff you're white lily ass has only heard off in the stories you momma used to tell you. I spend my life on the trail rustling up the cattle and driving them off to the slaughter houses all over the mid west. My name is a name known by every rancher in every county in every state because they know, at all costs I will deliver those head of cattle to their final destination. You say you killed men but is that just talk....."

Yugo downs the last shot of Jack. He slams the glass down bottom up on the bar top.

"Yeah I'm pretty sure it's just talk. You two boys look like the type who talk a big game. But can you really back it up? This isn't some two bit horse and pony show you two are used to. This is the big time. This....is for the MSW Tag Team titles. Johnny and I, we took down some of the best this sport had to offer. They all talked the talk but not a single one could walk the walk and I reckon you two."

Yugo nods.

"Is just more of the same. I have felt blood pour out of man and run down my arm. I have been there when they take their last breath. I have seen their life slowly escape from their eyes. It's a hell of thing to kill a man and I have my doubts you two knuckles heads have the stones to do such a thing. I say it because I lived it. Have you?"

Yugo adjusts his hat and picks up the MSW title. He slings it over his shoulder and glances in the direction of the camera.

"I am Yugo Phailous. And death is following me."

Fade out.