Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 14:54:43 GMT
Oct 7 2012
The last time we saw Double J he was getting sued by DirectTV for damages and breach of contract over the whole DirectTV championship title that is now in the hands of one Steve Sinclair. DirectTV was seeking some much money it could clean out Joe's bank account which could be good enough to land him on the latest ESPN movie "Broke."Maybe it could be "Sued into the poor house." All lawyered up Joe can now look to the future in the ESW, the Golden Era and his match against Malk.....
"Well you know...Soul Survivor didn't go as planned. Of course I had hopes of winning the Soul Survivor cup."
Joe sets the coffee mug down on the table at a nice restaurant where Double J is giving a interview.
"But you know things always don't go as you had hoped. Winning that thing was like winning the lottery you know. Tons of hopefuls and lots of losers. At the end of the night all I had was a losing lottery ticket. Does it hurt? Yeah sure it does. Who doesn't want to win the Soul Survivor? But hey, There is always next year."
Joe smirks after saying that. The screen goes black and then comes back.
"Malk and Hatemonger....yeah they make a fun little team. A knucklehead and a blockhead unit as one. (Quick chuckle) There will be a day in which Hatemonger gets what he has coming to him. I will beat his ass to a pulp. And as far as that little fuck who took my brief case with Hatemonger's dirty little secret in it....Well let's just say he'll get his too. The stuff in the briefcase kept Hatemonger in check. He'll do whatever I asked him to do because of what was in that briefcase. There was only two things in that briefcase. A letter which is a copy of a press release that is going to being released if Hatemonger ever decided to defy me. Also there is a Iphone that has a video on it of what he did. Do I know his little dark secret? I do. I can announce it at any time but without the evidence on that Iphone....He can deny it all day long. But that footage was the key. I have that phone set to upload the footage to youtube, drop it on Twitter, Facebook, hell even Myspace. Trust me. If people ever see what is on that phone there isn't a place on the world Hatemonger could go to escape it. He better hope I never get my hands on that phone again."
Cut to footage of Double J hitting Malk with a baseball bat at Soul Survivor.
"I am sure I have faced Malk before but for some reason I don't recall any of the matches. Much like everything that Malk does, it's easily forgettable. Yeah sure he has won titles, held onto some of them for a while, but so have I. The problem with Malk is that he thinks he is always disrespected. Not enough people kissing his ass, not enough fans chanting his name, silly shit like this. I'm looking forward to this match. For some reason guys like you like to paint of picture of Malk as this big mountain of a man, a guy who has never lost and should be feared but in reality Malk has feasted on weak opponents, outside help and no one caring about the TV title in 09 when he beat some guy named Nero. I wonder where Nero is nowadays? I bet he's a personal trainer at Planet fitness or some big national chain of gyms. Malk will go down at Epic Mayhem. I can't wait to knock him down a peg or two. And if Malk's new BFF Hatemonger shows his ugly mug to help Malk to another tainted win, well a guy named Purr won't be too far away to knock some sense into Hatemonger. 2 can play this game as well."
Fade to black.
The last time we saw Double J he was getting sued by DirectTV for damages and breach of contract over the whole DirectTV championship title that is now in the hands of one Steve Sinclair. DirectTV was seeking some much money it could clean out Joe's bank account which could be good enough to land him on the latest ESPN movie "Broke."Maybe it could be "Sued into the poor house." All lawyered up Joe can now look to the future in the ESW, the Golden Era and his match against Malk.....
"Well you know...Soul Survivor didn't go as planned. Of course I had hopes of winning the Soul Survivor cup."
Joe sets the coffee mug down on the table at a nice restaurant where Double J is giving a interview.
"But you know things always don't go as you had hoped. Winning that thing was like winning the lottery you know. Tons of hopefuls and lots of losers. At the end of the night all I had was a losing lottery ticket. Does it hurt? Yeah sure it does. Who doesn't want to win the Soul Survivor? But hey, There is always next year."
Joe smirks after saying that. The screen goes black and then comes back.
"Malk and Hatemonger....yeah they make a fun little team. A knucklehead and a blockhead unit as one. (Quick chuckle) There will be a day in which Hatemonger gets what he has coming to him. I will beat his ass to a pulp. And as far as that little fuck who took my brief case with Hatemonger's dirty little secret in it....Well let's just say he'll get his too. The stuff in the briefcase kept Hatemonger in check. He'll do whatever I asked him to do because of what was in that briefcase. There was only two things in that briefcase. A letter which is a copy of a press release that is going to being released if Hatemonger ever decided to defy me. Also there is a Iphone that has a video on it of what he did. Do I know his little dark secret? I do. I can announce it at any time but without the evidence on that Iphone....He can deny it all day long. But that footage was the key. I have that phone set to upload the footage to youtube, drop it on Twitter, Facebook, hell even Myspace. Trust me. If people ever see what is on that phone there isn't a place on the world Hatemonger could go to escape it. He better hope I never get my hands on that phone again."
Cut to footage of Double J hitting Malk with a baseball bat at Soul Survivor.
"I am sure I have faced Malk before but for some reason I don't recall any of the matches. Much like everything that Malk does, it's easily forgettable. Yeah sure he has won titles, held onto some of them for a while, but so have I. The problem with Malk is that he thinks he is always disrespected. Not enough people kissing his ass, not enough fans chanting his name, silly shit like this. I'm looking forward to this match. For some reason guys like you like to paint of picture of Malk as this big mountain of a man, a guy who has never lost and should be feared but in reality Malk has feasted on weak opponents, outside help and no one caring about the TV title in 09 when he beat some guy named Nero. I wonder where Nero is nowadays? I bet he's a personal trainer at Planet fitness or some big national chain of gyms. Malk will go down at Epic Mayhem. I can't wait to knock him down a peg or two. And if Malk's new BFF Hatemonger shows his ugly mug to help Malk to another tainted win, well a guy named Purr won't be too far away to knock some sense into Hatemonger. 2 can play this game as well."
Fade to black.