Post by Steve Sinclair on Oct 3, 2014 14:33:24 GMT
Backstage at The Road to Nightmare V shortly after their victory over Heather and Armando is Racin' Tyme. They come out to where Jessica is standing by. They high five each other and then hold their hands up for Jessica to high five them.
Jessica: "Oh...okay!"
Jessica high fives Racin' Tyme.
DJR "YES! How awesome was dat!"
Spotter "It was.....awesome!"
Jessica "Okay guys. Hold on a second. Let's get everyone caught up."
DJR "Okay."
Spotter "Set the stage Jess."
Jessica "hehe. I am Jessica backstage at the Road to Nightmare V in San Jose where earlier tonight DJR and Spotter."
DJR "Also known as"
DJR and Spotter "Racin' Tyme!"
Spotter "And remember kids. Don't be a lugnut!"
DJR "Be a spark plug!"
Jessica "And you two made your UWL debut against Heather and Armando in a pretty big tag team match. Who ever won this match would go on to face the current tag team champions in Brandon Shadows and Magnus Hammerstorm in a title match at Nightmare V next week. Now you two picked up the big win so you must be feeling pretty good about yourself."
DJR "Jessica."
Spotter "We are feeling."
DJR "Fan..."
Spotter "Task...."
DJR "ic! We went out there and did exactly did what we said we would do and that was win da match! This Heather and Armando."
Spotter "Talk a big game. They try to walk a big game. Hell as we saw here tonight, they tried to take out the champions. Even with Brandon on one leg, hopping around like a big fat bunny rabbit they couldn't get the job done!"
DJR "When it comes to backing up anything they say. They come in a lap down and off of the pace gittin' da black flag and forced off the race track."
Spotter "In short. They got parked!"
DJR "Benched."
Spotter "Grounded."
DJR "Led out to the pasture like some old cow."
Spotter "And left for dead. Hell they are so bad the slaughter houses don't want ya."
DJR "And as we saw, with only three legs between dem, da current UWL Tag Team Champions held their ground and swatted away the so called biggest threat to their titles."
Spotter "But let's face the facts. Heather. Armando. They weren't 100%. Let's just say that they ran in a better team. A buzz saw of a team. The most dominate team in the UWL and the soon to be new UWL Tag Team Champions. You see, any 2 knuckle heads on three legs between them can defend their selves when their enemies have been knocked down a peg or two."
DJR "So Brandon and Magnus. On behalf of Racin' Tyme. On behalf of the team that will defeat ya next week at Nightmare and take those titles off of ya, allow us to say."
DJR and Spotter "YOUR WELCOME!"
Spotter "No need to thank us."
DJR "No need to throw a parade in our honor."
Spotter "Just consider it a gift."
DJR "A gift before the beating we are about to bestow onto you two."
Spotter "For ridding you of the headache that was Heather and Armando."
DJR "But unfortunately for you two."
Spotter "You're about to walk into a nightmare."
DJR "One where those two titles will soon be ours."
Spotter "Because if case you didn't hear."
DJR "It's time."
Spotter "And to paraphrase a little, It's about damn time."
DJR "It's Racin' Tyme!"
Spotter "Don't be a lugnut."
DJR "Be a Sparkplug."
Spotter "Because it's Racin' Tyme."
DJR and Spotter "ALL DA TYME!"
DJR and Spotter then cross their arms and stand back to back and look right into the camera. Jessica lets out a chuckle.
Jessica "Thanks guy and good luck next week."
DJR "Luck."
Spotter "Will have nothing."
DJR "To do with it."
Fade out.