#4 Lou Lazzaro

Vegas Baby! Is there anywhere else in the world were you would want to have a show? I think not and DJR and Spotter have arrived in Sin city where they hope to pick up the UWL Tag Team Titles.

The duo that makes up the hottest team in the UWL are standing outside of Vamp'd. A bar and grill where local car guru Danny "The Count" Koker has created a place for Rock and Roll, bad ass cars and maybe a hot chick or two. It is the perfect backdrop for the future UWL Tag Team Champions.

DJR "Okay Sparkplugers, DJR here in every man's toy box."

Spotter "Pandora's playground if you will."

DJR "of Sin City Las Vegas! And Vegas is on da map for a number of reasons."

Spotter "Like for gambling."

DJR "The Strip."

Spotter "And you can't have a Strip without Strippers."

DJR "And if der are Strippers then you must have night clubs."

Spotter "And then there is all of the Casinos."

DJR "And then there is places like this. Like Vamp'd where you can get your drink on, check out some bad ass cars and take in the local wildlife."

Spotter "And let's not forget the best thing about Vegas."

DJR and Spotter "LAS VEGAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY!"

DJR "Where two local boys, the Busch brothers"

Spotter "Kurt and Kyle."

DJR "Twice a year the boys of speed show up at home and lay waste to this track and to the competition. Hey! You know something?"

Spotter "This weekend another racing duo is showing up to last waste to the competition too!"

DJR "No way!"

Spotter "Way! You see Sparkpluggers, Saturday night right here in Las Vegas there is a race going on. The race for the UWL Tag Team Titles."

DJR "What is that hash tag? We fight on Saturday Nights? Lion Roar?"

Spotter "And despite what one retard tweeted on twitter about everyone adopting lion heads for logos."

DJR "Hash tag STFU."

Spotter "After Saturday night everyone in the world, in the League will be looking to get tats of Sparkplugs. Sparkplug shirts will fly off the shelves. Everyone is going to go Sparkplug nuts!"

DJR "The court system is going to clogged up with everyone changing their names to Sparky!"

Spotter "And do you know who will be the first guy to change his name?"

DJR "Who?"

Spotter "Caleb Hart."

DJR "No way!?"

Spotter "Now he won't publicly admit it but he is a huge Sparkpluger! Just think after Saturday night when Caleb Hart beats that lug nutter Alan Christopher, that hanging brake caliper."

DJR "Man that guy is such a drag."

Spotter "For the UWL Triple Crown Championship, on Monday morning when the court room opens up for business and the judge grants his app, Next week the UWL will roll into a town near you and they will showcase our new champion. The UWL Triple Crown Champion, Sparky "Sparkplug" Hart!"

DJR "And....also on dat show will be your newly crowned, undisputed, ultra sexy and highly talented NEW UWL tag team champions because this week, in Vegas. There is going to be a incident."

Spotter "And it isn't a international one either."

DJR "A racin' incident when Brandon and Magnus get ran over!"

Spotter "T Boned!"

DJR "Eh? Let's not T bone them okay?"

Spotter "Yeah that didn't sound right did it?"

DJR "No it didn't. Everyone in the League is excited. Everyone in the League is giddy with excitement because finally."

Spotter "Finally!"

DJR "For the first time since Brandon and Magnus won the titles from a Nascar William."

Spotter "He sounds like a stand up kind of guy. I would like to meet him someday."

DJR looks at Spotter

DJR "ME TOO! I think we could great friends."

Spotter "Let's not forget that babe Emma. I love saying the name Emma because it rhymes with hmmmmmm"

DJR "Among other things."

Spotter "If you know what I mean."

DJR "The lugnuts in International Incident will finally, and I mean FINALLY will defend their tag titles and unfortunately for them, they are running into a buzz saw of a team."

Spotter "An ass kicking team!"

DJR "A undefeated team!"

Spotter "A sharp dressed team!"

DJR "A sexy team!"

Spotter "And the future UWL Tag Team Champions."

DJR "Because your free ride is over with. We don't care if you have one busted up leg, two busted up legs or no busted up legs. Racin' Tyme is here in the UWL to do what we said we are doing here. To take those tag titles and actually defend them."

Spotter "There not paper weights like you two are."

DJR "Change is happening all over the League. New logos. New faces. New titles."

Spotter "Even new cities!"

DJR "And after Saturday night, New Champions! And one of those new champions."

Spotter "Is here to declare that it's time."

DJR "It's..."

DJR and Spotter "RACIN' TYME!"

Fade out.