#10 Ricky Rudd

It's Sunday. The day after Saturday.

The day after DJR went up two wins, 4 points in the Cup of Excellence when he made Stephen Callaway take a nap. It was a big win for DJR as he is, as they said on telecast last night, not known as a submission wrestler.

It is also the following day since the news of Racin' Tyme learned that they will be teaming up with Josh Eagles. Has there ever been such a unlikely team in the history of the UWL?

So how does our duo that gets to team with a UWL legend do when they wake up in the morning? Why they get ready for today's NASCAR race!

Downtown Nashville is a place called the Cannery and normally it is closed on a Sunday except for this Sunday. It is open and throwing a party. A NASCAR Party. Race day is on the big screen in the parking lot as a huge tailgate party is going on and in middle of the party is our dynamitic duo. DJR and Spotter. They have dressed up for the event as they are special guest there today. DJR is wearing blue jeans, a Dale Jr shirt and his white wrestling mask. Spotter is wearing black jeans, a black button up collared shirt, his white mask and a big old black Seton cowboy hat and is rocking the biggest belt buckle you have ever seen. It has a #3 on it by the way. They are standing in front of a lifted 2014 triple black Dodge Ram 1500 with two huge stacks poking up through the bed of the truck.

DJR "I don't want to brag. I don't want to rub dirt into it."

Spotter "But"

DJR "I told ya so. I told ya I was going to win, I was going to up 2-0 and collect those points in the Cup"

Spotter "Of"

DJR "Excellence putting me, DJR is the old driver's seat! Which is only natural because in this bad ass tag team, I am the driver."

Spotter "And I am the game planner."

DJR "Of this bombshell of a team. We're about to bust up the UWL, take over the UWL and the Cup."

Spotter "Of"

DJR "Excellence is our calling card and just in case everyone out there wasn't sure about us. I think last night we told everyone in the UWL that we are here for real."

Spotter "We're not this joke of a team. We mean business. We're not here for laughs."

DJR "Or the chicks."

Spotter "Okay, maybe we are but in all seriousness we're here to take names and win matches, win championships and if that means sticking our noses where they don't belong."

DJR "Then so be it!"

Spotter "Why did we come to Josh Eagles's aid you might be wondering?"

DJR "It's simple as this. Brandon Shadows was awful full of himself. I mean who does he think he is? Crying a river of whoa is me, no one is talking about us being five time champions. All everyone wants to talk about is Eagles and Hart and how awesome they are."

Spotter "Eagles was right. Nice win over Blowers. Oh wait."

DJR "Everyone in the league knows who the next tag team champions are going to be and that is why we went out there last night guys. To remind you that you better keep looking over your shoulders because the fastest team in the UWL is right behind you breathing down your necks taking back what is ours. Those tag team titles."

Spotter "And like many of people in the League, we're too getting sick of the bulling that is going on around here. I mean who does Monster Max think he is anyway's? Jay Jefferson has been nothing but a gentlemen and a scholar to us. He signed us."

DJR "Pays us good and said to us, Go get those tag team belts."

Spotter "Or something along those lines."

DJR "Or maybe nothing like that but the point is dis. Jay is a stand up guy. He takes care of all of us and we have been biting our tongues for far too long now. You Max is nothing but a bad man."

Spotter "A very bad man and it's time that someone slaps you down a beg or two."

DJR "And what do you know? That is what is going to happen this week when the best team in the UWL."

Spotter "Fact"

DJR "Team up with best of all time in the UWL in Josh Eagles and take you and Shadows and Hammerstorm on and well."

Spotter "Have you ever watched Ol brother where art thou?"

DJR "There is a part in dat movie when Pappy O'Daniel is talking about his opponent Homer Stokes and he say, When it comes to my opponent Homer Stokes, well there ain't no competition."

Spotter "And that is what is going to happen this week when 2 unstoppable forces team up for the greater good."

DJR "Racin' Tyme and Josh Eagles, side by side."

Spotter "Minds are going to be blown."

DJR "And you three will end up being butt hurt."

Spotter "When it is all said and done because when three Sparkpluggers come together."

DJR "Three lugnutters such as you three will have no luck."

Spotter "No chance"

DJR "Not a prayer in hell in beating us. The league has been waiting for this for a long time and this weekend, the league will see Monster Max get slapped in the kisser. We will see the bully get a fat bottom lip."

Spotter "And everyone watching on TV will watch you Max picking yourself up off the mat in defeat because when Josh Eagles and the fastest, baddest tag team in the world join forces..."

DJR "Der is nothing you and International Incident can do to stop this because it's time..."

Spotter "Holy Homer Simpson wrecking a lambo it's time."

DJR and Spotter "IT'S RACIN' TYME!

DJR "And those belts are coming home in 2 weeks."

Spotter "Just so you know."

Fade out.