#11 Denny Hamlin

Somewhere on the Tennessee Kentucky state line in the back woods up the hills is where we find the future two time UWL World Tag Team Champions. DJR and Spotter sitting on top of a old rusted out, smashed up '55 Chevy. They are in middle of a junk yard that closed down for what ever reason in the early 70's and has been unmolested ever since due to the fact that everyone and their brother forgot it was there, till now. Now it is a gold mine of rows and rows or early American iron. 30's, 40's and 50's cars and truck just waiting to get bought and turned into some bad ass hot rods.

But not every car can be saved.

Spotter "My old man used to have one of these once."

Sitting on the roof of the rusted out chunk of scrap metal is Spotter with his feet on the dash where the windshield used to be.

Spotter "He loved that damn car. He had it so long and drove it for so long that everyone in town thought we were flat ass broke in the late seventies. We were the family that couldn't afford to buy a new car. Then there was all of the Oh that poor baby remarks. That was me ridding around in the back of it. But do you know what ended up killing it?"

DJR was over looking at a Mustang in the weeds and returns to the '55 and leans up against it and crosses his arms.

Spotter "A drunk driver who dropped his cigarette and was reaching for it on the floor and he plowed head on into my dad. Now thank god my Dad had that old '55 with all of the sheet metal and a full frame because that drunk with the lung cancer stick was in one of those brand spanking new imports at the time."

DJR "Nothing more than a tin can on wheels."

Spotter "That thing folded up like a piece of paper too. Now don't worry everyone out there in the Universe. Dad was okay. He walked away but he was crushed. The only vehicle he loved more than life itself was a goner. Oh yeah sure, he dragged it home and tried to pull it back out. He hunted down new fenders, hood, radiator support for it but the frame was bent and the local frame shop couldn't get it to straighten back out. So you know what happened?"

DJR "Bought a new car?"

Spotter "huh....well yeah. A 71 Chevelle with a 396."

DJR "Nice!"

Spotter "Dad still needed something to get to work in. No what we did was dig a big old hole in the back yard and Dad buried the car. We had a funeral for it. Even a memorial party after words. Dad popped for one of those bouncy houses back then. It cost big bucks to rent one of them when we were kids. Sadly. It was the best day ever."

DJR "I remember that day! I don't remember burying no car?"

Spotter "that's because you were to busy chasing down our cousin Rita who was wearing a low cut shirt showing off her brand new boobies."

DJR "Ah yes, Cousin Rita. How can I forget about Rita."

Spotter "It's kinda hard too forget about her seeing as she went on to do porn."

DJR snaps his head around.

DJR "Say what?"

You can hear the shock in his voice that their sweet little golden blonde cousin Rita who had huge knockers in high school ended up doing porn.

Spotter "You didn't know?"

DJR "NO! Where was I?"

Spotter "I don't know man but she sent me a copy of every flick she made."

DJR "GET OUT!"

Spotter "She didn't send you any?"

DJR "No..."

Spotter "Really? I wonder why? She sent me, Dave, Jim, Gene, Tommy copies of every one. Hell she even sent Jenn copies. I wonder why she didn't send you copies?"

DJR "Wait? Gene who likes guys got movies but I didn't? What is up with that?"

Spotter "I dunno."

There is a brief awkward silence between them as DJR is probably trying to figure out how come he never got free porn in the mail.

DJR "So.....How was it?"

Spotter "What? Her movies?"

DJR "Yeah? Did you watch them?"

Spotter "NO! I don't want to see my cousin naked let alone having sex!"

DJR "Gee! Okay you don't have to get touchy about it."

Spotter shakes his head.

Spotter "Where was I?"

DJR "Your Dad's car."

Spotter "Ah! Yes! That car much like all of the cars here in this yard and especially this one right here."

Spotter slams his foot on the old rusted out dash of the '55 he's sitting on.

DJR "Is like what our opponents are this week."

Spotter "Old. Slow. Cranky and more than likely jealous."

DJR "Jealous of newer, faster, more fuel efficient models that drive better than you ever did. This week you will have on side of the ring, a team that is old, and slow. They are stuck in the slow lane with their blinkers on warning every to watch out. I can't keep up and Ima gunna bitch about it to everyone and throw a little hissy fit and stomp my feet on the ground and say unpleasant things about my boss and the fans who throw down their hard earn money to come out to our shows and watch us put on a show. The same fans who make my paycheck happen, they are the enemy."

Spotter "On the other side of the ring, a lightening fast team. So quick you better not dare blink a eye or you will miss them. A team of real winners. Hard working, honest to god, cross your hearts and hope to die, did it the right way, did it their way, sons of a preacher man, everyone loves to cheer them on because they can put on a show like no others and some will even say that those three men in that corner are.....heroes."

DJR "I didn't come to the UWL to be a hero and I don't even consider myself a hero. But I do knows this. I love going out in front of those fans and hearing them cheering me on as I battle back and over come the odds and take down my opponent. I feed off of their cheers. Their love. We didn't just win the UWL World tag titles for us...."

Spotter "Maybe a little we did. The extra cash was nice."

DJR "We did it because the Universe wanted to see us win those titles and get them away from the black cloud of the tag team division."

Spotter "International Incident."

DJR "And now there is another black cloud looming over head and those fans."

Spotter "Along with Jay..."

DJR "Wants it gone and as faith would have it. Racin' Tyme and Josh Eagles."

Spotter "The man, the myth, the legend himself."

DJR "Will join forces and battle the black cloud that is over head. The doom and gloom that is trying to over take the UWL."

Spotter "And beat it into submission and make it submit."

DJR "You's knows dat I am a submission specialist now don't you know."

Spotter "(trying not to laugh)We're going to brighten the future of the UWL. We are going to set the tone for Nine year. This is a tale of things to comes because when you take the biggest name in the UWL and pair him with the Fastest team in the UWL. Greatness is about to explode in that ring and you better sit back in your seat."

DJR "Pull on your belts one more time."

Spotter "Because it's time to show you three how it is done and how's it going to go down."

DJR "This week and next week."

Spotter "Because it's..."

DJR and Spotter "RACIN' TYME!"

Spotter "Featuring...."

DJR and Spotter "JOSH EAGLES!"

DJR "On da same page, fighting for da same cause and you can't even question dat!"

Spotter "And that my friends is a Factoid!"

Fade out.