Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 12, 2014 12:58:49 GMT
Ryan Murphy's Open Challenge
Ryan Murphy vs. ?
Ryan Murphy vs. ?
Barry Sharpe And we're back folks and if you were following the League during the week then you know that this young man in the ring Ryan Murphy issued a open Challenge to the roster of the UWL.
Fred Overstreet Now we will see if anyone bites on his Challenge.
Standing in the ring in his purple trunks is Ryan Murphy and he slowly strolls to the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand and is facing the entrance ramp.
Ryan Murphy I have been here since DAY ONE and if there was anyone who deserved to be at ninth year it was ME! I have been busting my behind for this place for a long time and you would think for being a good solider......This company.....Jay Jefferson would throw me a bone. Look, I'm not asking for a shot at the Triple Crown Championship, although if I got one that would be nice. But I should have been booked on that show. I should have been apart of that show.
Ryan Murphy pauses for a second and looks like he has a sour taste in his mouth.
Ryan Murphy But I know this. I won't be missing Final Countdown. I will be at Final Countdown beating someone's ass! In fact! I can't wait for Final Countdown! I want to beat someone up! And I want to beat someone up.....NOW!
Ryan throws the mic down and gets ready for a match. All eyes are now in the entrance area as to who is coming out.
Barry Sharpe So who will answer the call?
Fred Overstreet I don't know if anyone......what the?
The theme for the New Age Outlaws begins to play and this causes everyone in the New Castle Field house to leap to their feet.
Barry Sharpe The Outlaws are here?
Fred Overstreet You have to be kidding....OH COME ON!
"OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?"
DJR and Spotter come strolling out wearing their white driver suits with some old DX shirts over them.
DJR "THEN YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY!"
DJR and Spotter stroll out about half way down the ramp to the roar crowd in Indy. Ryan Murphy is holding his arms out questioning the ref who just slide into the ring what was going on.
DJR "Cut the damn music! It's me! It's the old capital DJR rolling on out to dis here ring with my favorite side kick in the whole damn world, the bad ass Spotter and we're here Ryan Murphy to do all of these people a favor and kick YOUR ASS!"
The crowd in the New Castle Field House pop upon hearing that. Ryan Murphy is pissed at the reaction from the crowd. He starts to say no, this isn't happening and that DJR has a match already booked.
DJR "OH settle down boy! In case you didn't know, Simon Ward got scared. Simon Ward heard that he had to face me, the undefeated DJR. Simon Ward heard that he was about to go toe to toe with the future winner of the Cup!"
Spotter "Of!"
DJR "Excellence and he knew he wasn't going to beat me, he knew he wasn't going to be able to make me tap so he did what he could only do. He tucked his tail and hightailed it!"
Spotter "And if you were smart Ryan, you would do the same thing."
DJR "Yeah I heard the local Sally Softball team is looking for a couple of catchers."
Spotter "If you know what I mean."
DJR "So as you can see Ryan Murphy, my night is pretty much free to do whatever it is that I want and since you had the gaul to issue a open challenge to anyone in the UWL....well son, just consider this your lucky night because not only do you get to step into the ring and face the best damn race car driver in the UWL. You get to face off against a former tag team champion. The future Cup of Excellence winner."
DJR and Spotter have slowly walked down to the ring and DJR stands just a few feet in front of the ring looking into the ring at Ryan Murphy.
DJR "And the man who is going to going to beat Ray Harlan in a NO DQ match in the near future to lock up the Cup of Excellence! You Ryan Murphy.....better take a real good look at your watch because it's time!"
Spotter "Holy Alan Christopher is out of breath cutting a promo it's time!"
DJR, Spotter and the fans in the New Castle Field house "IT'S RACIN' TYME!"
DJR drops the mic and slides into the ring and the bell rings.
Barry Sharpe Here we go!
Ryan Murphy kicks DJR as soon as he slides into the ring. DJR pushes onwards and gets to his feet where Ryan Murphy is still kicking and now punching DJR. Ryan pushes DJR into the ropes before DJR can get any offense going. Murphy connects with a knee to the gut in DJR and sends DJR across the ring into the ropes. DJR comes off the ropes and Ryan Murphy takes him down with a shoulder tackle. DJR rolls onto his stomach.
Fred Overstreet Maybe DJR shouldn't have ran his mouth so much.
Barry Sharpe DJR hasn't been able to get anything going in the opening seconds of this match.
Ryan Murphy kicks DJR in the side. Each time DJR tries to get back to his feet Ryan is there to kick him in the side of the ribs. After the third time DJR catches Ryan's leg and takes him down with a leg whip. DJR snaps to his feet as Ryan Murphy is climbing back to his. DJR runs into the ropes next to Murphy and springboards off the second rope and hits a drop kick on Ryan Murphy! The crowd comes alive as DJR rises to his feet and waves his arms for the fan support. Ryan Murphy gets back to his feet and when he turns around he runs right into a Dusty Rhodes like elbow from DJR dropping him back to the mat. Ryan Murphy rolls back to his feet and runs into another bionic elbow. This time Ryan Murphy is a bit slower getting back to his feet as DJR takes a step back and awaits for him in the corner. When Ryan Murphy climbs back to his feet and spins around to DJR, DJR kicks him in the stomach and lands the HANS device on Ryan Murphy to a huge pop from the crowd.
Barry Sharpe HANS DEVICE! HANS DEVICE!
DJR covers Ryan Murphy.
1!
2!
3!
Spotter slides into the ring to celebrate the "big win."
Bailey Zook Your winner.....DJR!
Spotter raises DJR's hand in victory to the cheers from the fans in the New Castle Field house as Ryan Murphy rolls out of the ring.
Barry Sharpe Well I think Ryan needs to go back to the drawing table.
Fred Overstreet Well clearly he wasn't ready to face DJR!
Barry Sharpe It was a open challenge!
Fred Overstreet And?
As DJR and Spotter celebrate the lights in the building suddenly go out and it's pitch black in the place. Then the theme to the Walking Dead begins to play.
Barry Sharpe Oh ho....this can't be good.
Fred Overstreet For a second I thought we blew another fuse in this dump.
The spotlight picks up Steve Sinclair, all seven feet four inches and 500 pounds of him walking out from the back in a nice three piece suit. He has a file folder in his hand. He pauses at the top of the ramp as the crowd slowly starts to boo him. Long time UWL fans will remember what Steve did to Joe Jones almost a year ago when he broke Joe's leg inside the ring. In the ring DJR and Spotter look at each other as the lights come up and Steve makes his way down to the ring.
Barry Sharpe There have been rumors going around the Internet for a while now that DJR is none other than NASCAR Billy. While no one in the UWL will confirm this rumor there is a lot of things about DJR than does make you think that he is NASCAR Billy. We haven't seen Billy in months here in the UWL.
Fred Overstreet Well he is wearing a mask. Never trust anyone who wears a mask! I never trusted El Cazador!
Barry Sharpe Well El Cazador never had this guy, Steve Sinclair as their so call manager taking more than half of their pay and bulling them around either. Steve Sinclair for reasons we don't know why did nothing but bully NASCAR Billy around and take his money. He forced NASCAR Billy into quitting the UWL.
Fred Overstreet He was toughening up NASCAR Billy Barry! Hell I remember that!
Steve Sinclair is standing on the ring apron looking at DJR and Spotter who look unsure why the monster of a man is out there. Steve steps over the top rope with ease and pulls a mic out from his jacket pocket as the music dies out. That's when the boos pick up some volume. Steve smirks and runs his hand through his long black hair.
Steve Sinclair "You know.....I can always count on Indy for two things. One being bitter that they only won one Super Bowl with Peyton...."
The boos get louder
Steve Sinclair "And the other will be that no matter what, they will boo me whenever I am in town. It doesn't matter why I am in this god forsaken city I will get booed. Even when I am here to spread some good! Like today for example. I am here tonight in this ring right now with the former UWL Tag Team Champions. Racin' Tyme!"
It still doesn't matter, the crowd boos Steve.
Steve Sinclair "I am here in the same ring with the future Cup of Excellence winner! DJR!"
Still boos
Steve Sinclair "This is the guy who is going to defeat Ray Harlan in a no DQ match in a couple of weeks in the Cup of Excellence tournament! This guy! DJR!"
Still they boo Steve. Steve shrugs it off and looks right at DJR.
Steve Sinclair "Well! He says he's going to defeat Ray Harlan......but we both know that is nothing but a pipe dream. I mean. Lets be honest here. I've got to call it how I see it. Ray Harlan just main evented UWL's biggest show of the year against one of the best in the business today in Caleb Hart! Now while Caleb Hart is no Alan Christopher he's still not bad. I mean.....he's better than say....you."
Steve points at Spotter and that draws more boos and Spotter crosses his arms signaling that he took offense to that remark.
Steve Sinclair "Or you!"
Steve points at DJR. DJR puts his hands on hips and cocks his head saying "oh really?"
Steve Sinclair "Combined."
DJR now crosses his arms
Steve Sinclair "And I mean that in all due respect but you have to face facts. Ray Harlan is going to win that Cup of Excellence......not you. I know, I know. You are now what? 4-0 in singles matches? And while that is good and all, it's just not that impressive. It's nothing that is really going to win you anything in the UWL. I mean who is Stephen Callaway anyways."
More boos.
Steve Sinclair "But look. Listen. I can help you. I know deep down in that heart of yours you really want to beat Ray Harlan in that NO DQ match. I can see it on your face....or mask. The way you carry yourself. The way you talk about this match....I can tell you really want to win that match. I mean, you.....really......want it. But I'm afraid it's just not going to happen on your own. Look. You two have had some....albeit small and trivial success. You two did after all win the UWL World Tag Team titles."
Steve pauses and starts to slowly walk towards the duo.
Steve Sinclair "You did lose them in your one and only title defense but then again not everyone can be the Bone Crushing Phailous."
Steve makes a reference to Spotter's not to long ago past as part of a undefeated tag champions with Johnny Bonecrusher. If Spotter really is Yugo Phailous that is. Spotter and DJR look at each other quickly and then look back Steve.
Steve Sinclair "You see I am what you call a sports agent. I take someone like yourself and I train you and guide you to be someone who can take on the Ray Harlan's, the Caleb Harts, the Justin Brooks of the world and not only compete with them but defeat them. Under my watch not only will you win the Cup of Excellence but you can go on to beat Caleb Hart for that Triple Crown Championship. Now I know that I haven't had too much to show in the UWL as my last client, this drunken, smelly, marble talking bum called NASCAR Billy."
They cheer like mad for NASCAR Billy and Steve has to pause for a second.
Steve Sinclair "Yes yes we all love NASCAR Billy but he was a bum. A quitter and quite frankly a big mistake on my part. He was a waste of time, a waste of resources and the UWL is for the best part better off with out him! NASCAR Billy couldn't step up to the plate. NASCAR Billy couldn't reach up and grasp that brass ring! NASCAR Billy didn't have the testicular fortitude to be a true star in this sport. Perhaps I should have changed his name to Maxipad Billy because at the end of the day Billy was nothing but a ......well you get it. This is a family friendly show. If you know what a maxipad is then you know what I am hinting at. Or as you would say Spotter. If you know what I mean."
Steve is now standing directly in front of DJR and Spotter. He holds out the file folder in his hand.
Steve Sinclair "In this folder is a contract with me allow me to be your agent and I will work behind the scene to get you the marquee matches in the UWL. Listen right now DJR you are undefeated in singles match. You have won your last four match and do you know what that means? You should get a shot at the TV title and Chris Nichols. But do you know why that won't happen? Because no one in the back cares about you two. They don't care if you face Chris Nichols or not. Allot of what Ryan Murphy says has truth behind it. Allot of what Monster Max says is fact but you two and allot of these people in this building refuse to open your eyes and see the truth! You need a agent! You need someone like me to get you those matches, to get you those bigger pay checks. At it stands guys, on your own about the only thing that will happen is that match against Ray Harlan and the only reason that match is going to happen is because it has already been booked. Is that all you want? A match against Ray Harlan...someday? Hell we have no idea when this is going to happen? All we do know is that it will happen and it will happen someday. With me as your agent. I will make that match, a match for the TV title and more happen. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line and say yes....."
DJR looks at the file folder. A small "NO" chant begins. DJR looks at Spotter and then slaps the file out of Steve's hand. The crowd pops.
DJR "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
The crowd picks up and a loud NO chants gets real loud. Both DJR and Spotter and pointing their fingers in the air and looking like two masked Daniel Bryan's leading the NO chant. Steve brushes his hair back and nods.
Steve Sinclair "Fine. Okay. Have it your way but just know this. You will regret this day. Mark my words. This.....will come back to haunt you!"
Steve looks at Spotter and then looks at DJR.
Steve Sinclair "Fact!"
Highway 99's Let the sunshine say goodbye begins to play as Steve turns and exits the ring. The crowd picks back up with the NO chant as Steve slowly makes his way up the ramp. DJR and Spotter talk among themselves in the ring quickly before leading the NO chant again.