#17 Matt Kenseth

Remember when Billy lived in a camper in a old cow pasture in his Uncle Ned's second cousin's farm?

Well good news. Billy still lives in that camper!

It now just sits outback of the race shop in Knoxville. The race shop by the way is in the same block that Joe's gym is at. Nanook who bought the old warehouse when Joe signed up with the UWL in 2013 and fixed it up ended up buying a couple of the nearby big box buildings that were not in use or in need of some serious upkeep. Besides being a manager and at one time a wrestler, this is what Nanook does. Play the stocks and flips real estate and has been getting into commercial property in the last couple of years. Joe's gym? That Steve ended up taking over and emptying out on Joe after he broke his leg. Well Nanook ended up selling that building. Nanook took the money from that one building and put it into the nearby buildings slowly and by himself rebuilding the old industrial park. As a result of the market being down right now, Nanook had one building he couldn't sell or rent out so he's letting Billy use it as his race shop as long as he upkeep's the building and pay the taxes on it. Hence why Billy lives in a camper in back of the race shop now.

But enough of that for now. Today is packing day. Billy has to pack for his month long trip to Japan. And packing he has been doing. You would think it would be simple right?

Wrong.

NASCAR Billy "Now...how much buggo juice can I bring along?"

Billy is asking himself out loud. Buggo juice by the way is code for deodorant. On a pile of old used up drag slicks is Billy's suitcase and he has jeans, shirts, socks, boxers laying on the ground all around him. He also has a ladder leaning up against the building and Billy looks confused as he is holding a stick of Old Spice in one hand and a print out from TSA in the other.

NASCAR Billy "It's a stick! So is it a roll on? I dunno if I can find one under 3 ounces. Man.....frickin' ISIS bastards...you know what!"

Billy takes the stick of Old Spice and chucks it into the open door of his camper.

NASCAR Billy "Screw it! I don't need it! I tell ya what!"

Billy crumbles the print out from TSA in a tight little paper ball and slowly turns and tosses the paper ball at the camera hitting the lens of the camera. Billy crosses his arms and leans up against the stack of old drag slicks.

NASCAR Billy "Ever since da UWL announced dat dey were headin' to Japan fer a few shows I was sooooo stoked! I haven't been out of da US of A since Nanook sent me to England fer my trainin'. I ain't never been to Japan and I huh can't wait! I have heard so much about Japan! And you know sumthing."

Billy smirks.

NASCAR Billy "I wouldn't mind spendin' some time with a cute little Japanese chick either. I know. I know I'll keep dis family and kid friendly. But Ima just sayin' you know. Dat would be da icin' on da cake if dat would to happen. Dat an two other things."

Billy glances at the ladder that is leaning up against the race shop.

NASCAR Billy "First will be to beat Steve in a ladder match fer my contract and rid him from da UWL which by da way Ima still waitin' to hear back from ya Steve. And da other thing dat will make dis trip to Japan awesome will to start the tour one and O."

Billy reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his can of chew.

NASCAR Billy "By beatin' you Autumn Raven. I don't know why I am booked in dis here match. Ima not sure if it was Steve who made it or it was da UWL who did but I know dis. As much as I love to hit dat ring as DJR, I am more den ready to hit dat ring as NASCAR Billy once again. To hear da fans chant my name....well it gives me goose pimples. And unlike every other guy who made his return to da UWL this year, none of em have been in dat UWL ring at all. Except fer me Autumn. I have been in dat ring all along. Ima hittin' my stride. Take a good hard look at da win loss record of DJR. I was perfect in dat ring. 4-0! And dat wasn't by a mistake either. In fact da way I see it."

Billy taps the top of his chew can and cracks open the lid.

NASCAR Billy "You have something I want. You are ranked number one in da Super Six. And I am not ranked in da Super Six. In da last couple of months I have gotten so much better inside dat ring. Ima gunna win da Cup of Excellence and soon, real soon Ima gunna beat Ray Harlan in a No DQ match and Ima not just sayin' dat, I mean it. Ima gunna beat him. Take dem two points and dat cup is good as mine. Little old NASCAR Billy. Winnin' himself a tournament on his own and der will be no one to say dat I rode Joe's coattails to da Coronation Cup win like you ya'll were sayin' last year about dis time. So Autumn...."

Billy takes a pinch of dip and stuffs his bottom lip. He wipes his hands free of excess dip and quickly wipes around his mouth as he hasn't shaved in almost a month now and is sporting a short beard.

NASCAR Billy "I'll be da first to admit dat I don't understand all of da rules fer da Super Six. But when I beat ya dis weekend in Japan, does dat make me number one in da Super Six? You willin' to put dat ranking on da line? You see Autumn."

Billy spits on the ground.

NASCAR Billy "Da question isn't if I am ready to face you but are you ready to face me? Yeah sure it sucked dat I was unmasked and I have to deal with Steve again but Ima gunna fix dat real soon. Ima driven. Driven to right some wrongs in da UWL and driven. Driven to win the Cup of Excellence. Driven to break into da Super Six. Driven to win da TV title and driven to show everyone in da UWL dat NASCAR Billy is da real deal. So real in fact dat Ima gunna get my hands on dat Triple Crown title and show da world what it means to be a Sparkplugger and dat if you ain't first...."

Billy spits again.

NASCAR Billy "Den you just suck!"

Billy glances at the can of chew in his hand.

NASCAR Billy "How much chew can I bring with me? Do dey have chew in Japan? Damnit! Where is my phone! Okay Google now!"

Billy steps into his camper to find his phone and google if he can bring chew with him on the plane.....

Fade out.