Post by Steve Sinclair on Mar 15, 2015 14:29:29 GMT
"Are you sure ‘bout dis?”
”Yes! You can trust me! Have I ever let you down?”
"Yeah!”
”When?”
"Dat time you took me to dat strip club in Canada and it was all fat chicks.”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”Billy...It was called the Chubbies…..that should have been a clue.”
.
.
.
.
"I thought I was gunna get a chub.”
The scene opens up with a face the CWA hasn’t seen in a dog’s age. It is Nanook, last seen in the ESW sitting next to Howdy for each and every show. Well that was a long time ago and nowadays he is in the managing business and today he is on the farm with his latest and newest project.
NASCAR Billy.
A kid he found at the fair one day and trained him to become a professional wrestler almost 2 years ago and when Nanook learned that the CWA was going to start back up, well he couldn’t help himself and he worked out a deal for Billy to moonlight on the side. Today in front of the cameras the CWA gets their first look at NASCAR Billy.
As soon as Nanook steps aside.
”Good day everyone I am Nanook and I am the manager to one of the youngest and brightest future stars in professional wrestling today. A kid I literally found at the state fair not too far from here. On that day at the fair, I saw in him the passion for this sport, the drive to be better and the ability to grow not as a person but as an athlete. It was just two years ago that this raw lump of clay and with help from some close personal friends of mine we molded him into what you see today.”
Nanook steps aside and leaning up against this all white El Camino that has had a lot of work done to it is a kid in his early twenties with long black hair, and a beard to match wearing a old pair of Wranglers, Cat work boots, a Dale JR shirt and a red and white flannel shirt. He’s also holding a mason jar and is slowly unscrewing the top of it.
”Now I know what you must be thinking? Him? He’s the future of this sport? He needs to take a bath. He needs to shave and get a haircut and get some wrestling trunks and I wouldn’t disagree with you.”
"HEY!”
”You could also argue that he needs to ditch the name NASCAR Billy in favor of some flashy name but in doing that would be taking his soul from him. He is NASCAR Billy just as Hulk Hogan is Hulk Hogan and not Terry whatever his last name is. You see a bum. A redneck who likes moonshine, race cars and shooting his gun and on the surface you would be correct. But look past that and you have standing there a hard nose gritty in ring grabbler who is always growing and getting better. Fellow CWA alum Hoshi Yakamoto who is well respected in this industry and deservedly so first saw a young raw NASCAR Billy two years ago in Canada. I can stand here and tell you Hoshi that that Billy you saw and tried to seduce has nothing to do with the gentlemen you see standing here today. Standing here today is a former two time tag team champion. Winner of a prestigious tag team tournament and has just embarked into singles competition and while this isn’t working out as we have hoped.”
"Really?”
”I feel that right now is the perfect time for the future to arrive in the CWA. There isn’t a place on the face of the planet that has the rich history and pedigree of the CWA and knowing Shannon as I do, I know he will bring in the best of the best into the CWA. Where else can you go to test yourself against some of the best in the sport today? Now I’m not going to stand here and say that my guy NASCAR Billy is going to win every match he’s in. As you will see he is still green under the collar but with each match, each victory and loss Billy here learns something. He picks up on the little tricks from the veterans and it might not be today or tomorrow but someday, someday soon this man standing here. NASCAR Billy will be the dominate force in professional wrestling. Mark my words.”
Billy pushes himself off of the side of his car and steps towards Nanook and looks into the camera. He takes a sip of whatever is in the mason jar and licks his lips after words.
"Nanook here tells me stories about how awesome da CWA used to be. I think he used “back in da day” allot and he tells me if I want to climb da ladder to da top of dis here sport, dis is da place to do it. Da CWA is known world wide he tells me and so is my first opponent. Scavenger. I’ve gots some homework to do dis week and diggin’ around on youtube because honestly. And I don’t mean no ill will against ya, but Scavenger is before my time and I don’t know much about ya. Now dat doesn’t mean Ima thinkin’ you are some over da hill washed up has been. You wouldn’t be gettin’ in dat der ring if you didn’t think you could still win.”
Billy takes another sip of whatever is in the mason jar.
"Problem is I think I can win too and I aim to win my first match here in da CWA. I live a simple life you know. Booze, Boobs and Billy. I make Shine. I race a DIRT car and wrassle fer a living. I drink da Shine I make, I love to rub this pretty sweet beard in some big old boobies and weather Ima on da track or in da ring. If ya ain’t first.”
One final sip.
"Den you just suck. Simple as dat if you ask me.”
Billy nods and takes another sip. Nanook pats him on the back as the scene fades out.
