Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 3, 2015 18:50:00 GMT
Come on out and play Ashley….
Friday afternoon and the gang's all here!
Nascar Billy all decked out in brand spanking new Kevin Harvick stuff. New shirt from Wal Mart. New hat also from Walmart and rumor has it he has new socks and boxers...also from Walmart. You can tell it was UWL payday from Honor and Glory.
Nanook is there too. Wearing his suit that he normal wears. Word has it has ten of them that all look the same. His hair has been slicked back and he shaved. Spring must be here.
The Jackman is also here today too! Wearing his official Racin’ Tyme get up. He stands in the background in the bed of Billy’s El Camino with his arms crossed looking all bodyguard..ish
Nanook fluffs his suit jacket as he steps towards the camera as Billy is sitting on the hood of his white El Camino looking down at the ground holding a mason jar in his hands.
”Folks!” Nanook begins as he slowly brings his hands together. ”We all know what season it is. We all know by now that it is the season to see who can outlast who, who is the best out of everyone in the UWL and more importantly who gets to face Caleb Hart in the near future and claim their shot at the UWL Triple Crown Championship! All week we have heard everyone buffing their chest out and boasting on how they are going to win this week, next week, the week after that all the way towards Destiny IX and claim victory in the main event of that said show because as you all know it is their destiny to win the Coronation cup! It is THEIR birthright! It is why they are in the UWL after all! The Coronation Cup is the end all be all in professional wrestling!”
Nanook tilts his head ever so slightly to the side.
”What was that? You haven’t heard any of that? Everything I just said is….new to you? Where have you been? Living under a rock?” Nanook raises his eyes. ”Or is your name just Ashley Williams? Our current UWL Prestige champion who has yet to say one word about the cup, her championship or her impending match against my guy, The man who has been hand picked to not only face, but defeat Caleb Hart and take all three of his title straps, Nascar Billy. You see Ashley my guy, my best friend has been waiting all week to see just what you have to say. He has been waiting with baited breath to hear what comes spewing from your mouth. And so far you have let him down. Which reminds me!”
Nanook holds up his index finger.
”Not only have you let down Billy here, but you have also let down every single fan of the UWL, the millions and millions of leaguers out there who pay their hard earned dollars to see a real fighting champion. I mean, thank god for Caleb Hart because he really gives the fans their money’s worth but when it comes to the Prestige championship….well you Ashley leave everyone, dare I say it. Beleaguered.”
"You should be happy dat this match dis week Ashley…” Billy chimes in as he digs the chew out of his bottom lip with his index finger, scooping it out and flicking it onto the ground. "Isn’t fer your title because let’s face….with da mood Ima in. We…”
”And by we, what Billy here is really saying is everyone in the League.” Nanook adds as Billy slowly slides off the hood of his EL Camino. He sets his mason jar down on the hood and takes a couple of steps towards Nanook.
"Would have a new champion dis week. Forget Emma. Forget Jagger, forget Kris Slade and forget Odyssey. I would be the prestige champion not them. And how fitting would dat be by the way. Nascar Billy, the Prestige champion. Might as well rename dat da Fans championship because the one guy who is number one in their eyes, would have gold around his waist as he waits for his time, for the word to be given to take out Caleb Hart once and for all. I would be bring a touch of prestige to both championships. Lucky fer you Ashley…..you won’t be losing your little title.” Billy runs his hand through his beard. "But you will be losing your first match in the cup dat is fer sure! You can’t win your block let alone the whole tournament from the hole with a loss right off the bat.”
Billy takes out his tin of Skoal. He taps the top of the lid a couple of times.
"Like I said da other day. After I destroyed The Rodent…...after I went all Ronda Rowsey on his little scummy back side and beat him into the ground. This cup dis year is mine. I am owed a cup. I am owed da Cup of Excellent and dat was taken away from me so now….I will take the Coronation cup…..” Billy takes a pinch of chew and stuffs his bottom lip. He is very calm today, no funny business. The most serious we have seen Billy ever in fact. "I will take dat cup, etch my name into the side of it, fill it up with my shine, Redneck Remedy and sit in da middle of damn ring and drink and drink till my heart’s content.” Nods "And den…..Mister I always win….yeah you Hart. You better start watchin’ over yer shoulder cuz I will be comin’ fer you. I will be comin’ fer you, takin’ ya out. Takin’ those belts of yours and tellin’ da rest of da bums in the back, Dat is how it is done kids. DAT!”
Billy takes a deep breath and spits some ‘bacca juice.
"Is how you beat Caleb Hart. Ferget da road to Destiny 9. Ferget da road to da Coronation cup. Dis…..Dis weekend is da start to da demise of Caleb Hart and it started when….” Spits "I” Billy wipes his really long chin whiskers with the back of his hand as he got some ‘bacca juice on them and we all that they aren’t very good for your beard. "Destroy one little scared bitch. Da resident UWL paper champion. Ashley Williams. And dat.” Billy spits and glares into the camera. "Is all I got to say ‘bout dat.”
Billy turns and walks off camera. Nanook raises one eyebrow and takes a deep breath himself. He slowly nods before he too turns and walks away.
Fade out.