#42 JPM

Backstage hours after the TV tapings have concluding. Much like last week we have Nascar Billy fresh from his match, all sweaty and stuff pacing back and forth in front of the UWL banner. His hair and beard are a mess, one sweaty nasty mess and Billy doesn’t seem to care.


"Mock me Ashley? You dared to mock me. You and your father sat in the woods and drank some Miller Lite, you picked up a banjo and pretended to strum it and you thought you were one wise ass! Dat just proved dat you knew nothing about me! You hear da name Nascar Billy and it conjures up images of a redneck sippin’ shine and driving mud trucks!” Billy stops and makes two fists and looks like he wants to punch someone or something. "Is dat how everyone in the UWL sees me? Huh? I ask you Ashley…….what’s your opinion of me now?”


Billy turns and faces the camera.


"Not so funny now huh? You just got beaten! You just gotten your teeth knocked down your throat by the resident redneck in the UWL! And more importantly….the odds of you coming back to win this block we are in….are highly unlikely! I knocked you into the wall! I tapped your bumper and sent you spinning!” Billy takes a couple of steps towards the camera and he even holds onto the side of the it to control it. "I just ended your Coronation Cup run.”





Billy smiles and takes a step or two back away from the camera. "And then there is Bowers. Mister “I’m going to win the cup” Bowers. I think from here on out….Ima gunna call you Blowers, because you will blow this chance at the cup….and at Caleb Hart…LIKE YOU DESERVE ANOTHER CRACK AT HIM! But….whatever. Not like you’re going to defeat the mighty Caleb Hart. Tell me Blowers, how will it feel come Destiny and you wind up NOT!” Billy pauses and his eyes get real wide. He slowly brings his hand up next to his face and makes a fist with it. "winning in the finals? What excuse will you have because we ALL know that you will have one. Oh rest assured you will. Don’t even kid yourself Blowers. You will...have one. I’m already…...halfway to punching my ticket to Destiny to be in the running for the cup. I can’t wait to see everyone’s look on their faces, the fans chanting my name…..”





"As I take what you all hold near and dear to your hearts! The Coronation cup…..for I am owed a cup. I was cheated out of a cup earlier this year and now is when I strike back and take what is rightfully owed to me. I will take it! Drink from it! Party with it! I will then….throw it in the bon fire and watch it catch on fire and with it, all of your hopes and dreams will go with it. Oh yes…..it’s going to happen. Yes it will. You see….”


Billy steps back towards the camera again and grabs the side of the camera once again.


"This week….I face Odyssey…...and I heard what you said last week. I heard you tell sweet little innocent Jessica….the sparkle in my eye, the person who I love more than life itself, to button her lip…….and I have bitten my lip till now for I knew this time would come real quick. Here’s a news flash Odyssey….no one knows who you are and after watching Kris Slade beat the hell out of you earlier tonight, I see why no one knows who you are. You think that by walking into the UWL and spreading lies….bold, harden two faced lies that you are this super uber awesome wrestling warrior was going to turn heads…..I spit up my shine when you said that you were going to win the tournament and go on to face Caleb Hart and take his Triple Crown Championship and dat! Odyssey is alcohol abuse and you shall be punished for it! I have found you guilty! I have sentenced you to death by combat! And it will be ME who hands out the punishment! You will not win this tournament….I will be winning this tournament. You won’t step in the ring and face Caleb Hart for the UWL title. I will be doing that! I am the one who is hand picked, selected by Jay Jefferson himself to defeat Caleb….not you….not now...not tomorrow….not a month from now….not…..never.”


Billy takes a deep breath.


"You are earmarked for a journey. A epic journey. A once in a lifetime journey and it is in this journey that you can fully, and truly live up to your name that you have selected for yourself. For this journey will be a one way trip and when you wake up on the other side of it, you can sit around the campfire with your grand kids and tell them of the time, you ran your mouth, you disrespected Jessica Burton and was caught in a shit storm of pain when Nascar Billy, the chosen one. The anointed one. Beat you with in a inch of your life and sent you on a life’s journey into the great wide odyssey from where you came from.” Billy nods several times, closes his eyes and holds up his index finger. "It’s true.”


Speaking of Jessica, Guess who is done with work! She comes walking onto her set she uses for the show and hugs Billy who seems to snap out of this trance he was in.


Jessica “Hey Billy! I’m so glad you waited for me. You ready to go?”


Nascar Billy "I am now.”


Jessica “Who were you talking to?”


Billy glances into the camera and smirks.


Nascar Billy "No one important.”


Fade out