Post by Steve Sinclair on May 24, 2015 16:57:32 GMT
Stepping off the plane in sunny California is Double J Joe Jones and as you could tell he has a extra pep in his step on this morning. As soon as he steps out into the terminal he pulls his phone out of his pocket. A couple of swipes later….
”Kenny? Sweetie oh how much I love hearing your voice.
Oh so you did watch it? And?”
Joe laughs totally ignoring a few wrestling fans that hang around the airport looking for a few autographs.
“Told you we would win but you wouldn’t believe me.”
The guys who seek out auto’s from wrestlers only to sell them at shows or Ebay call out for him as they stand behind the gate. Couple of the guys have their blue sharpies and 8x10’s out on small clipboards ready to go.
“Yeah I know, Angelo should have been better but he’s a tick nicked up. Kenny...Kenny….the only thing that matters is that we won.”
Joe stops by the line of guys, there is 4 of them and they hold out their photo’s and what not for Joe to sign which he doesn’t do right away.
“And what happened after words Kenny? Team UWL went back to what they do. Turn on each other. Cory went after Caleb after Caleb beat Bowers which by the way Billy predicted. Those guys know no better. They are all blinded.”
Joe takes a step back and turns his back on the auto seekers. They lower their clipboards.
“Yeah I know what Cory said but that was just talk. He doesn’t care who wins this so called war. I love how they all act like we’re here to change the name, slap some new paint on the place and throw Jay overboard. All we want to do is change how things are done….case in point Nascar Billy.”
Joe spins around and is smiling. He makes eye contact with one of the guys and holds up his index finger as he takes a step forward.
“Yeah but he’s right. He’s being ignored and still suspended by those guys! Can you believe that? He was on the show, but still suspended. You know what I think?”
Joe pins the phone between his ear and his shoulder and takes one of the sharpies from the guys. He holds the lower corner of the official UWL 8x10 and is about to sign it when he gasps and holds his jaw wide open.
“Kenny...how dare you say that!”
Joe steps away without signing.
“You’re dirty. You know I’m in public.
Yeah?
You know what would happen if I was there.
You’re damn right you would get a spanking!”
One of the guys must be really uptight because he made this sound of disgust and walks away. One of the guys chuckles as he eavesdrops in.
“Oh is that a promise?
Really?
Don’t keep promises you can’t keep and the last time you tried that you ended up getting hurt.
So you did that on purpose? Just to get a back rub?
You don’t need to get hurt to get a back rub. You know that.”
Another one taps out. He just packs up and leaves. That leaves two, one seems to be enjoying the convo and the other one was soooo close to get a auto.
“hmmmm Kenny…..You know that I’m standing in middle of an airport right?”
Joe “adjusts” himself and the guy who was sooo close to getting a auto, it was too much for him being an upstanding Christian fellow, I’m guessing and he leaves without his sharpie.
“What?
Oh there is this guy looking to get a auto. I have to meet up with Nanook soon so I have to get going.
You want me to do what?”
Joe is eyeing the guy now. The guy feels a little funny at how Joe is looking at him.
“Anyone ever tell you you’re a kinky bastard?
Okay here you go.”
Joe holds his phone in his hand and swipes to take a video. Joe walks up to the guy, in his early 20’s, he could be in college for all we know. Maybe he sells auto’s to help him through college. Joe signs his name on the guys ESW 8x10, the only one of the 4 that was there while holding the phone out “taping” it. He smiles at the guy, tosses the sharpie and takes a hold of the guy by the back of the head and yanks his head back and plants a kiss on him.
The guy, doesn’t fight back so who knows what’s his deal is. After a quick kiss Joe slaps the guy across the face and shoves the guy away from him before he walks away to get his suitcase.
“Happy now?
No! I’m not cheating on you!”
Who really knows what’s going on there too.
Sometime later….
Somewhere Nanook is standing in front of a brick wall with Joe in the background leaning up against it texting. Where they are is anyone’s guess other than in California. Nanook wearing his white MINE shirt is all smiles.
“We said we would do it and by god...we did! The UWL trotted out the three best they had to stand up and fight for the UWL. We bleed green is what they shouted at the top of their lungs! No way will the UWL ever lose to the ESW…..oh how I want to laugh right now. One by one, Joe and Rayne picked off the three amigos and in the end, there was only one man who stood tall in that ring! Your former UWL World Tag Team Champion, your former UWL Heritage champion and the only man currently in the UWL who has defeated Caleb Hart….The real double J of the UWL. Joe Jones!
And folks it shouldn’t be a real surprise either! This is the man who defeated Justin Brooks, the new improved, a man on a mission Justin Brooks right before good old JB went on a tear with the UWL World title two years ago. This is the man who defeated Emma and Archer. This is the last man in the UWL to hold multiple titles at the same time when he was the tag team and Heritage champion. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that this guy, this man, this icon of professional wrestling. A man that is looked up to as a hero, as a trailblazer, the first openly gay professional wrestler to win a world title anywhere in this sport….defeated the UWL on one night.”
Nanook rubs his hands together.
“And to think, he took out the monster himself, the TV champion. The man who was yelling the loudest of where he stands, Cory Chevelle. He was the last line of defense for Team UWL and in the end, he went down in flames! So how does one Cory Chevelle respond after such a deflating defeat? A defeat that could change the UWL forever? Why he calls out the Triple Crown Champion Caleb Hart! Because as we all know, that is proper thing to do. Just shrug your shoulders and throw your hands up in the air and wave the white flag and admit that Team Empire has won and change is coming to the UWL because change is coming slowly but surly and only think of yourself. That is what you do!
Now we have known Cory Chevelle for some time now Joe and I have. We first saw Cory a little over a decade ago in the CWF when he was just a little pub getting his feet wet in the business and yeah. He was impressive back then just as he now. To stand here and say that Cory is a bum. A has been, nothing but a flash a in the pan is a insult. It truly is. Could Cory Chevelle defeat Caleb Hart?”
Nanook brushes the front of his Nascar Billy shirt.
“There could be two people in the UWL who can defeat Caleb Hart and no I’m not talking about Alan Christopher. I do honestly think that Cory can defeat Caleb. But will he? I guess we’ll see about that but this week isn’t about Caleb and his title. It isn’t about Alan returning or the pending return of Evan Caravelle. This week will be about can Cory beat his fellow Team UWL teammate, a term that, let’s be honest should be used loosely and the man who defeated him at Grand Voyage, Double J Joe Jones! Can he retain his belt in a triple threat match or is he already looking forward to when and if he faces mister Hart?”
Joe pushes off of the wall and slides his phone into his pocket.
“Hopefully there isn’t any more talk about king dongs this week. Hopefully there isn’t talk about trips to the zoo this week to look at birds and chimps and there shouldn’t be any name calling this week.”[/color]
Joe places his arm around Nanook and pats him on the back.
“Because after yesterday night, all of that should come to an end because you two don’t really have a leg to stand on. Rayne and I….we backed up everything we talked about. We picked off two champions the UWL had in that match….we took out the so called first lady of the UWL and we ended up winning the match you all said we made a mistake in asking for.”
Joe smirks and runs his hand down the side of his face.
“You know what my favorite part of that match was Nanook?”
“What was that?”
“When Rayne pinned Autumn.”
“That was a awesome part.”
“It was but you know those two will go back to what they know best. Name calling and saying that there is no way I can win this match and who knows, maybe this week they will be right. I mean, the UWL did stack the odds against me this week. Cory and Autumn, two members of Team UWL against the one guy who is bucking the system lately, public enemy number one and if those two can work as a team who knows, maybe they can beat me.”
Joe shrugs.
“But then again last week they couldn’t get the job done and Team Empire, we showed that we really, really work well as a team and part of the family, is always near by. From where I’m standing, how I’m looking at it. When I walk out with that UWL TV title, everything will finally have come full circle as I should have won that belt at least twice two years ago….”
Joe nods.
“This time however. It won’t get away from me. THAT! I promise.”
Fade out