Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 19, 2015 14:00:48 GMT
And so it begins…..
Cincinnati, Ohio with the Great American Ball park in the background where the MLB All Star game took place Tuesday night. Racin’ Tyme’s DJR and Spotter along with Nanook are standing in a park with the ballpark in the background ( I think I mentioned that). This is the week they have been waiting for. Their WXW debut!
Nanook ”The waiting is finally over with!” Nanook says as he rubs his hands together with a sheepish grin on his face. ”This week, on our old night in fact, the Future WXW World Tag Team Champions.”
DJR "That’s right.”
Spotter ”You heard that right.”
DJR “Nanook…”
Spotter “Didn’t stutter.”
Nanook ”But allow me to repeat myself just one more time! The future and undisputed WXW World Tag Team Champions will make their WXW debut on Saturday night Showdown!”
DJR “And I know since Monday Night, the world, every little boy and girl who faithfully watches all of the jam packed action on every WXW show haven’t been able to sleep! Dey haven’t been able to contain der excitement!”
Spotter “Giggy like a church mouse on Christmas eve, the world of professional wrestling have marked this date down on their calendars and cleared their schedules to make sure they are either in the stands right here Saturday night, or at home planted in front of the TV’s.”
DJR “For the return of Racin’ Tyme! The team that set the south on fire! The team that made no excuses for itself, walked into Knoxville and dominated!”
Spotter “The team that left the competition in the dust!”
DJR “Da team dat left everyone more butthurt den Danica Patrick last week in good old Kentucky last Saturday night!”
Spotter “And we don’t have any brakes either!”
Nanook holds his hands up pausing DJR and Spotter. ”Hold up boys. Settle down. Just pretend the yellow is out right now.”[/font]
DJR “As long as it’s not the red flag. I hate when we have to stop. Stopping and sitting around does nothing for me, nothing good ever comes from it.”
Spotter “Huh?” Spotter says as he crosses his arms. Both DJR and Nanook look at him.
DJR “What?”
Spotter “I always thought red was your mom’s favorite color.”
DJR “I...don’t know. Ima haven’t seen my mom since I was 13.”
Nanook has a puzzled look on his face. He looks into the camera for a second and is about to say something but stops and looks back at Spotter.
Nanook ”Okay I give. Why would red be her favorite color anyways?”
Spotter throws his arms out like, come on, you should know why! “She has a red light bulb by the front door! Red has to be her favorite color! She turned it on everynight!”
DJR “Bro? Really?”
Nanook just shakes his head. ”Wait? How do you know she has a red light bulb in the outdoor light fixture?”
Spotter “I...I heard stories.”
Nanook chuckles as places his hand on Spotter’s shoulder as he towers over both DJR and Spotter. He looks like he is choking him.
Nanook ”This guy! I swear. Folks! Look, this is just a taste of what is in store for the WXW.”
DJR “Yeah crappy mom jokes.”
Spotter “Oh just wait till I throw the dick jokes out there.”
Nanook ”It’s how we amuse one another and do you know why they do that? It’s because it’s a way to pass the time before it gets serious and they are knocking on the doorsteps of Noble and Seth and if I were you two, I wouldn’t answer the door.”[/font]
DJR “Nah, see, dat would be a mistake on your parts.”
Spotter “Cuz when that door is cracked just a tad, We’re kicking it in, moving in and making ourselves at home.”
DJR “And dat is when your little run around here, is over with.”
Spotter snaps his fingers.
Spotter “Just like that, the WXW will have new champions and you two, will be forgotten about.”
Nanook ”And this little home invasion, it begins this week when the best tag team to ever grace the WXW takes on the CIA.”
DJR “Cute little name.”
Spotter “But that’s about all you guys have going for you. A nifty little name.”
DJR “We did a bit of research and trust me.”
Spotter “All we found was a little bit.”
DJR “Boy you guys are real regulars in the tag team game.”
Spotter “Just plowing your way through the standings.”
DJR “Knocking off team after team.”
Spotter “Week in and week out.”
DJR “Hitting the road hard, getting your names out there on every show the WXW has…”
Spotter “Making sure you are first and foremost on the minds of every every who watches the WXW….”
DJR “I mean…..gee who is making their return to tag team wrestling here dis weekend?”
Spotter ”We shouldn’t pick on them since they haven’t had a tag match since like, April.”
DJR “Nah, Ima sure it wasn’t der fault.”
DJR looks at his tag team partner Spotter.
DJR “Yeah with it being Pow wow season and all, I’m sure dey just got busy.”
Spotter “Distracted even”
DJR “Side tracked.”
Spotter “Drawn away.”
DJR “Their attention has been diverted.”
Spotter “Cuz working your way up da Tag ranks, it’s…”
DJR “Bothersome.”
Spotter “But just thinks guys, after this week, you guys will have more time on your hands then you have ever imagined! Because when DJR and I, pick you apart.”
DJR “Dismantle you.”
Spotter “And dismiss you as pro wrestlers.”
DJR “And as a legit tag team.”
Spotter “When you run head on into Racin’ Tyme, you will no longer be perplexed.”
DJR “Or bewilder.”
Spotter “‘Bout where you stand in the tag ranks.”
DJR “Off the top of my head, I’m not sure how many tag teams their are in the WXW, but you guys.”
Spotter “Aren’t first.”
DJR “Or second.”
Spotter “Not even third.”
DJR “More like last.”
Spotter “And do you know who make up the bottom feeders? The losers? Guys and sometimes gals who just can’t cut it?”
DJR “Lugnutters.”
Spotter “There it is.”
DJR “Yup. Da cold hard truth about da CIA is that dey are nuttin but a bunch of foul mouth, scum of the earth, stink’ up da joint Lugnutters.”
Spotter “There is nothing we hate more than a bunch of Lugnutters, walking around, putting out substandard vibes telling everyone it’s okay to be second rate.”
DJR ”If you want to be a second rate team for your whole career, den fine, go be second rate.”
Spotter “But just understand this. You are looking at a first class team. A team that has set the bar very high, not only here in the WXW but around the world. That is what happens when you’re a Sparkplugger! You’re a winner. A champion.”
DJR ”Which is what we are and soon.”
Spotter “Very soon.”
DJR ”We will be the champions around here and when that happens, everyone will know what time it is.”
Spotter “Just like how you guys will learn first hand and rush home to text all of your friends and co workers what just happened to you. How you got smacked around the ring and outclassed.”
DJR ”Out worked.”
Spotter “And how you guys were out matched but when the ref counted 1.”
DJR “2”
Spotter “3.”
DJR ”You will know what time it is because from here on out, the only time that you should concern with.”
Spotter “The new official time of the WXW.”
DJR ”Is this.”
Spotter “It’s tyme….”
DJR ”Dear god it’s slap your momma upside her head and turn off the little red light by the front door cuz it’s tyme…”
Racin’ Tyme ”IT’S RACIN’ TYME![/font]
DJR ”Peace!”
Fade out.