Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 19, 2015 14:04:58 GMT
For Monday Night War July 6th 2015
(We cut back to the ring to find Jeremy Tucker standing in center of the ring.)
Jeremy Tucker “Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time, the agent to the newest tag team in WXW, Nanook!”
(Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby begins to play and that alone gets people to laugh, cheer and sets the mood as Nanook, all seven foot and 400 plus pounds of him making him the world’s biggest sports agent all of time steps out from the back. He pauses and waves to the crowd.)
Jarrett Firewalker “It was announced on twitter during the week folks that the WXW has in fact signed a new tag team, a tag team by the name of….do I have this correct?”
Maria Stone “Racin’ Tyme?”
Jarrett Firewalker “Really? Racin’ Tyme?”
Kyle Johnson “I have heard great things about this team. I think we will be in for a treat.”
Jarrett Firewalker “I have my doubts with a name like Racin’ Tyme. This is wrestling not Nascar!”
(As Nanook climbs into the ring he waves to the fans some more and walks up to Jeremy and shares a few words with him as he is handed a microphone.)
Maria Stone “Well let’s see what Nanook has to say.”
Jarrett Firewalker “He is by far the tallest and biggest agent I ever seen. Good lord he is a big old fellow.”
(Nanook adjusts his custom made suit, it being custom made because there is no way he will ever find one off the rack to fit him.)
Nanook “Good evening folks! First off let me start by saying it is GREAT to be on Monday Night WAR right here! In Washington DC!”
(Cheap pop)
Nanook “In case you don’t know who I am, My name is Nanook. I am from Alaska. I have been in the wrestling business for close to 20 years now and at one time I was in this ring week in and week out mostly on the west coast in the great state of Washington, and to our neighbors to the north of us in Canada. At one time I was the voice for a once popular promotion that got a little national following for seven years from upstate New York and for the past two years, you could have found me in my current role as a agent, a manager and a mentor down in Knoxville Tennessee. It is in that role as a agent, a manager, a mentor where I, Nanook has created one of the most exciting, fun to watch, easy to cheer for tag teams the wrestling world has ever seen and this team had a short and successful run down in Knoxville that netted them the World Tag Team Titles. Politics came into play and this team that I have lobbied for, fought for and have managed to get them a contract here in the WXW, was short lived and broke up while at the height of their popularity in Knoxville. My clients who make up this tag team that will turn the tag team division on it’s ear here in the WXW, have told me that they wish to bring the band back together and they want to see just what this tag team can do and trust me folks. When I stand here in middle of this ring….
(Nanook pauses and points to the mat)
Nanook “And tell you that this team is unlike any other you have ever seen before, that this tag team will go on to take those WXW World Tag Team Championships, you have better believe me when I say that my clients are very, very motivated to make short work of the entire tag team division because their only goal in the WXW are those tag team titles. My clients don’t care about your World Heavyweight Championship.”
(Nanook slowly shakes his head no.)
Nanook “My clients aren’t interested in your International Championship. My clients don’t give a rat’s you know what about your Extreme Championship and if you just happen to hold any of those titles I just mentioned.”
(Nanook looks towards the entrance area and thus the locker room.)
Nanook “Consider yourselves lucky because if my clients wanted those titles, they would be theirs.”
(Nanook turns and faces the camera.)
Nanook “But if you do in fact hold those WXW World Tag Team Titles….well…..”
(Nanook pauses, titles his head slightly and nods.)
Nanook “This is your worst case scenario. To...I want to make sure I have your names right.”
(Nanook is digging in his pocket for a piece of paper.)
Nanook “Not that it matter because soon you won’t have those belts for much longer.”
(Nanook has the piece of paper and he reads it.)
Nanook “Noble Domino JR and Seth Evans…..Allow me to tell you this and listen up closely because this is a message from my clients and they have instructed me to say this statement to the current WXW World Tag Team Champions and say this once.”
(Nanook clears his throat)
Nanook “You two will not be holding those title for much longer. There is a new team in town and they want you two to know what time it is and it goes a little something like this.”
(Nanook clears his throat again.)
Nanook “It’s time…..IT’S RACIN’ TYME! DJR and Spotter will be here real soon to set the WXW a blaze and claim what is rightfully theirs…..their WXW World Tag Team Titles.”
(Again Nanook pauses.)
Nanook “Thank you.”
(Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby plays as Nanook sets the mic down and exits the ring.)
Kyle Johnson “Well okay then.”
Maria Stone “I can’t wait to see these guys now.”
Jarrett Firewalker “I’m already over them.”
(We cut back to the ring to find Jeremy Tucker standing in center of the ring.)
Jeremy Tucker “Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time, the agent to the newest tag team in WXW, Nanook!”
(Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby begins to play and that alone gets people to laugh, cheer and sets the mood as Nanook, all seven foot and 400 plus pounds of him making him the world’s biggest sports agent all of time steps out from the back. He pauses and waves to the crowd.)
Jarrett Firewalker “It was announced on twitter during the week folks that the WXW has in fact signed a new tag team, a tag team by the name of….do I have this correct?”
Maria Stone “Racin’ Tyme?”
Jarrett Firewalker “Really? Racin’ Tyme?”
Kyle Johnson “I have heard great things about this team. I think we will be in for a treat.”
Jarrett Firewalker “I have my doubts with a name like Racin’ Tyme. This is wrestling not Nascar!”
(As Nanook climbs into the ring he waves to the fans some more and walks up to Jeremy and shares a few words with him as he is handed a microphone.)
Maria Stone “Well let’s see what Nanook has to say.”
Jarrett Firewalker “He is by far the tallest and biggest agent I ever seen. Good lord he is a big old fellow.”
(Nanook adjusts his custom made suit, it being custom made because there is no way he will ever find one off the rack to fit him.)
Nanook “Good evening folks! First off let me start by saying it is GREAT to be on Monday Night WAR right here! In Washington DC!”
(Cheap pop)
Nanook “In case you don’t know who I am, My name is Nanook. I am from Alaska. I have been in the wrestling business for close to 20 years now and at one time I was in this ring week in and week out mostly on the west coast in the great state of Washington, and to our neighbors to the north of us in Canada. At one time I was the voice for a once popular promotion that got a little national following for seven years from upstate New York and for the past two years, you could have found me in my current role as a agent, a manager and a mentor down in Knoxville Tennessee. It is in that role as a agent, a manager, a mentor where I, Nanook has created one of the most exciting, fun to watch, easy to cheer for tag teams the wrestling world has ever seen and this team had a short and successful run down in Knoxville that netted them the World Tag Team Titles. Politics came into play and this team that I have lobbied for, fought for and have managed to get them a contract here in the WXW, was short lived and broke up while at the height of their popularity in Knoxville. My clients who make up this tag team that will turn the tag team division on it’s ear here in the WXW, have told me that they wish to bring the band back together and they want to see just what this tag team can do and trust me folks. When I stand here in middle of this ring….
(Nanook pauses and points to the mat)
Nanook “And tell you that this team is unlike any other you have ever seen before, that this tag team will go on to take those WXW World Tag Team Championships, you have better believe me when I say that my clients are very, very motivated to make short work of the entire tag team division because their only goal in the WXW are those tag team titles. My clients don’t care about your World Heavyweight Championship.”
(Nanook slowly shakes his head no.)
Nanook “My clients aren’t interested in your International Championship. My clients don’t give a rat’s you know what about your Extreme Championship and if you just happen to hold any of those titles I just mentioned.”
(Nanook looks towards the entrance area and thus the locker room.)
Nanook “Consider yourselves lucky because if my clients wanted those titles, they would be theirs.”
(Nanook turns and faces the camera.)
Nanook “But if you do in fact hold those WXW World Tag Team Titles….well…..”
(Nanook pauses, titles his head slightly and nods.)
Nanook “This is your worst case scenario. To...I want to make sure I have your names right.”
(Nanook is digging in his pocket for a piece of paper.)
Nanook “Not that it matter because soon you won’t have those belts for much longer.”
(Nanook has the piece of paper and he reads it.)
Nanook “Noble Domino JR and Seth Evans…..Allow me to tell you this and listen up closely because this is a message from my clients and they have instructed me to say this statement to the current WXW World Tag Team Champions and say this once.”
(Nanook clears his throat)
Nanook “You two will not be holding those title for much longer. There is a new team in town and they want you two to know what time it is and it goes a little something like this.”
(Nanook clears his throat again.)
Nanook “It’s time…..IT’S RACIN’ TYME! DJR and Spotter will be here real soon to set the WXW a blaze and claim what is rightfully theirs…..their WXW World Tag Team Titles.”
(Again Nanook pauses.)
Nanook “Thank you.”
(Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby plays as Nanook sets the mic down and exits the ring.)
Kyle Johnson “Well okay then.”
Maria Stone “I can’t wait to see these guys now.”
Jarrett Firewalker “I’m already over them.”