Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 24, 2015 22:52:53 GMT
And so it begins…..
New York City outside the Manhattan center stand a rather large man, both tall and round. Seven foot tall and well over the 400 pound mark with a thinning hairline is a man in a nice suit that for obvious reason was custom made. He is on his cell phone and is pacing back and forth in front of the marquee. He glances up and notices the camera and nods his head. As the cameraman moves in closer he ends his call.
”Hello my good man. It is nice to see you again.”
The seven footer extends his hand to shake the camera man’s hand which we don’t see. From behind the camera we hear ”No problem Nanook. Always a pleasure to help the guys out.”
Nanook smirks. ”And it is always a pleasure to keep you employed Timmy.” Nanook says and Timmy the Camera man takes a couple of steps backwards. Nanook straightens out his tie.
Nanook ”Friends and family! Fans and foes! Followers and trolls! My name is Nanook and I am the agent and manager to the greatest, fastest, winningest tag team in the sport today! I represent the future to tag team wrestling not only in professional wrestling but in the FSW. My clients, DJR and Spotter who make up the only name in tag team wrestling you should concern yourself with, the only team that matters not only in the FSW,the EWC but everywhere there is wrestling and they make up a team that only concerns themselves with one thing and one thing only, tag team gold, your future FSW tag team champions. Racin’ Tyme!”
Nanook rubs his hands together.
Nanook ”Now I know what you’re thinking. Nanook! The FSW doesn’t have tag team titles, hell they don’t have a new champion period! And to you sir I say this. I know this! I’m not an idiot. But in due time I feel that the FSW will have tag team titles up for grabs in the FSW and when they do, allow me to assure you one this. Racin’ Tyme will capture those titles! They will be true fighting champions and they will defend those title with honor and they will go down in FSW history as the best tag team champions of all time! When I say that they only care about tag team championship gold, you better believe that. They don’t care about those singles titles. They have no desire to become your number one anything contender. If you are here in the FSW and you see DJR and Spotter as threats to your goal towards some lowly singles title….well then my friend. Fret no more. Racin’ Tyme has tag team wrestling in their blood. They live tag team wrestling. They breath tag team wrestling. They poop tag team wrestling. They eat other tag teams for breakfast! I don’t know how else to make this any more clearer. In fact the powers that be…..oh how I love saying that, they see the value in Racin’ Tyme! They know they have a hit on their hands. A merch moving machine and they believe in Racin’ Tyme so much that in their second ever FSW event…”
Nanook turns and holds his hand up at the Manhattan Center sign.
Nanook ”Here in the heart of New York City, in the famed Hammerstein Ballroom, live on ESPN, Spike and SkySports, they have selected the future of tag team wrestling, tag team royality if you will to main event their show, to showcase the future of tag team wrestling in FSW, to shine the spotlight on the single greatest tag team to ever walk into the FSW….Racin’ Tyme! In a table match that will bring people to their feet because there is nothing better than a good old table match to set the table if you will, for what will go down in FSW history as the greatest tag team of all time! Racin’ Tyme gets this honor because they can back it up. They can deliver and if you have any doubts whatsoever as I’m sure their opponents, Kruzer and Jezzabell will have and will learn first hand, why this team that I proudly represent has been given this great honor. Oh trust me folks.”
Camera slowly pans in on Nanook.
Nanook ”Tables will be busted up, wood splinters will be sent flying and at the end of the massacre only one team will reign supreme and it won’t be a couple of day dreamers who are stuck in halloween all year. A team that wishes they can portray a facade of doom and gloom, death and destruction. A team that wants you to believe they are the dominant force here in the FSW but in truth are just a bunch of newly born puppy dogs so happy to see you and only want to suck on their mother’s teat. No the winning team on August second will not be Kruzer and Jezzabell for they will be laying on their backs looking up at the lights once they unbury themselves from a pile of broken tables. That winning team that will have their arms raised in victory, a sight you better have getting used too from here on out in the FSW is none other than your future FSW Tag Team Champions…...DJR and Spotter. Racin’ Tyme!”
Nanook leans into the camera.
Nanook ”And now my friends, the moment you have all been waiting for. I give to you! DJR. Spotter! RACIN’ TYME!”
Nanook holds his arm up towards the Manhattan center and the Timmy pans in on it and it slowly fades out……….
Fading back in inside the Hammerstein ballroom sitting up in the balcony is DJR and Spotter. DJR has a brown paper bag with a bottle of something in it while Spotter is sitting cross legged and has a big tub of popcorn on his lap. Their helmets are off and resting in the seats next to them. They are in full wrestling gear, white masks, white driver suits, white boots and with the exception of Spotter who took his gloves off as to not get them greasy with melted butter, they are wearing white driver gloves as well.
DJR "So this is the famed Hammerstein Ballroom?”
DJR asks as he is looking around taking it in. He takes a sip from his bottle in a bag.
Spotter ”It is. This is where all the action is going to take place. Been awhile since I worked this place.”
DJR “You worked this place before?”
Spotter “Sure did little buddy. Tore it up here too and this is a fantastic place to begin the Racin’ Tyme Era in the FSW! I tell you what, this is the perfect place for the perfect team to set the FSW on it’s ear and kick start the tag division. Plus, Kenny gets to watch my match in person for once.”
DJR “Well that’s good.”
Spotter “Hell yeah! A little home cooking, a hometown show for a hometown guy. Timmy…”
Spotter looks at Timmy.
Timmy “Yes?”
Spotter “Where’s Eric? How come he isn’t here.”
Timmy “I was told he was busy.”
Spotter “Damn. I wanted Kenny to meet him. So you ready buddy?”
DJR “Yeah. You know I think I remember this place when you’re uncle was chasing me when Nanook dropped me off in that warehouse to begin my training. That asshat chased me for miles. Never ran so much in my life.”
Spotter “Gotta start somewhere kid. Want some popcorn?”
Spotter tilts his bucket towards DJR. DJR looks down at the bucket and looks at Spotter.
DJR “Is there a hole in the bottom of that bucket?”
Spotter “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
DJR “No thanks.”
Spotter “Suit yourself.”
DJR takes a sip from his bottle in a bag.
Spotter “Ready?”
DJR “Yup”
Another sip.
Spotter “Ready?”
DJR “Yup.”
One more sip.
Spotter “Now?”
DJR “Sure.”
One more sip.
Spotter “Okay. So begin.”
DJR “Right.”
Another sip…..
Spotter “Any time now.”
DJR “I heard ya.”
Another sip. This time DJR sets the bottle down on the floor and slides forward in his seat.
Spotter “Begin.” Spotter points to the camera.
DJR “Ladies and Gentlemen!”
Spotter “Boys and Girls!”
DJR “Children of all ages!”
Spotter “And trannies of all shapes and colors!”
DJR “Gather around!”
Spotter “Pull up a chair and listen to a tale!”
DJR “A tale of the most exciting!”
Spotter “Most dominate.”
DJR “Fastest!”
Spotter “Breathtaking!”
DJR glances at his partner over his shoulder to the right of him. “And dare I say, da sexiest tag team.”
Spotter “Why thank you Big D!”
DJR “You have ever seen. You are viewing the best tag team not only in the FSW.”
Spotter “But in the world….”
DJR “Yes sir and dat would be a fact!”
Spotter “Jack!”
DJR “Racin’ Tyme is here fer one thing and one thing only.”
Spotter “Incase you didn’t know.”
DJR “We’re here to set da FSW on fire, establish ourselves as da be all end all in tag team wrestling!”
Spotter “Yeah like, we just don’t care what you’re story is. We don’t care what you have done here or elsewhere. The plain and simple truth is.”
DJR “You haven’t faced a well oiled team such as ourselves. Der is tag teams.”
Spotter “And then there is Racin’ Tyme. We set the bar, we meet those expectations and raise that bar once again.”
DJR “We have come here to showcase just how awesome we are.”
Spotter “And how not so awesome you are.”
DJR “Just like our opponents this week. Da FSW has placed us in da Main Event in our first ever match here in da FSW. A duo who think der all of dat.”
Spotter “And a bag of chips. Well Kruzer and Jezzabell I hate to break it to you but this is my hometown! This is where I made my name long before I came to the FSW. You can take all of you talk of voodoo and how evil and sulky you are.”
DJR “Fucking goth wannabes.”
Spotter “Stick that shit in a brown paper bag and stick in the trash because none of that will work on us.”
DJR “You don’t scare us. Hell you won’t even trick us into thinkin’ dat you two know what you are doing.”
Spotter “We’ve seen that act before and you know….it’s kinda tiring. I heard you last week and after I listen you two ramble on and on.”
DJR “I woke up from my nap and thought it was a dream.”
Spotter “It’s time you two get a clue.”
DJR “It’s time you two check your watch.”
Spotter “Watch the seconds click by.”
DJR “And realize that you two are getting closer and closer to the time.”
Spotter “When you taste defeat from the hands of the single best tag team in the FSW today.”
DJR “Yesterday.”
Spotter “And tomorrow.”
DJR “With each passing breath.”
Spotter “You two will soon know what time it is.”
DJR “It will hit you like a loaded brick.”
Spotter “It will knock you silly.”
DJR “And send you flying through a table.”
Spotter “Or two.”
DJR “Cuz soon….whether you like it or not.”
Spotter “Whether you’re ready or not.”
DJR “It will be upon you.”
Spotter “Because soon.”
DJR “Real soon.”
Spotter “You’ll be face to face.”
DJR “With your worst nightmare.”
Spotter “That’s not a night sweat Kruzer that keeps you up at night, it’s just you being all hot and bothered.”
DJR “Cuz it’s tyme….”
DJR and Spotter “IT’S RACIN’ TYME!
DJr slides back in his chair and crosses his arms. “Yup der it is.”
Spotter “Better get used to it. You’ll be seeing us for a while.”
DJR “And you’ll be seeing us with gold around our waist.”
Spotter “Sooner.”
DJR “Den later.”
Spotter “Just consider yourselfs….”
DJR “Warned.”
Spotter “See you in the ring kids.”
DJR “And remember. No cryin’ when we spank ya.”
Spotter “Just take it like the little bitches that you are.”
DJR “Got it?”
Spotter “Good.”
Fade out…….