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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 11, 2015 9:31:39 GMT
“Dad! Can I watch that wrestling on you…..you tube?” A little kid’s voice is heard saying.
“I don’t know JR. Did they upload a new one?” A older voice says.
“I don’t know. What day is it?” The kid asks.
“Wednesday.”
“Well why don’t you log in and see Daddy. Maybe they posted a new show or maybe they didn’t. I don’t know.” The kid says.
“Well let’s see.”
The scene opens up to see a older Asian fellow picking up his Ipad and swiping. The little kid, his son who is spitting image of him looks at him with big puppy dog eyes. After a few seconds the Dad is on the net and on Youtube.
“Well look at that. They did upload a new video. You clean your room?”
“Yes!” JR says and it could a complete lie. We’ll never know.
“Pick up your toys?”
“Oh yeah.” He says. Even though we see some laying on the floor in the background.
“You sure?” Dad asks again. “I heard Grandma saying something not more than five minutes again about your toys on the floor.” He says.
The kid takes off running and it’s a hurricane breaking out in the living room. The Dad takes his Ipad and walks into the living where in a 10 second flat JR has picked up all of his toys. You can hear him just throwing them in his room, slamming the door shut and running down the hallway.
“Thank you Willy. I was afraid I was going to trip over them blasted toys.” Grandma who is sitting in a rocking chair by the window doing a crossword puzzle says.
“No problem Ma.” Willy says.
JR returns and runs up to the couch, launching himself on it and climbing up on the sofa next to his dad. Willy picks up the TV remote and clicks the TV on.
“Ready?” Willy asks his only son, Willy JR.
“Yes Daddy! You going to put it on the big TV?” JR asks.
“Yup. You want to do it?”
“Yeah!!!!”
JR takes his little finger and places it on the screen of his Ipad and swipes the video towards the TV and BAM! YouTube on the Apple TV. Willy presses a button on the remote and the videos begins to play. It starts out with a green screen that fades to a green outline of the green mountains with “Green Mountain Championship Wrestling” under it. November’s Night of wrestling begins………
 At the Edward F Knapp airport in Barre Vermont in the back corner of the airport is an old hanger that isn’t used much these days and on the big sliding door is a GMCW banner where a couple of fans are filtering into the hanger for the show. The cameras move inside the hanger where a ring has been set up in middle of the place and parked off to the side and acting as a stage and backdrop along as the locker room is a old 747 minus the landing gear so it's lower to the floor with a staircase parked in front of it. The left side wing has been removed along with the tail section. The old bird is being broken down so no one cares that a big screen has been hung on the side of the jet with big PA speakers on top of the plane. Roughly 200 to 300 wrestling fans have gathered inside the hanger for the show tonight. POD’s Here comes the Boom kicks in from the PA system and everyone begins to cheer as the camera pulls back to get a big picture of everything. The 20 by 20 ring with a light green mat and black ropes with a lighting rig over it comes to life as the show is beginning. Down at ringside standing in front of a plane jane table looking up at the camera on some scaffolding is Nanook and Lee Cyril, the voices of GMCW. Lee Cyril “And hello to everyone here live in the great state of Vermont and to everyone at home watching this on Youtube, I am Lee Cyril and my partner Nanook and this is GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!!!”The fans cheer and the camera pans up to the 747, the door with the staircase as Christina Aguilera's Fighters kicks in and stepping out of the 747 is the one, the only Double J Joe Jones! Lee Cyril “We are so glad that you have joined us here tonight for our first show to stream to youtube! Wherever you are watching this I just want to take a second to say on behalf of everyone here at GMCW and give you a big Thank you! We have talked about this for a while now and here it is at last, becoming a reality! Nanook jump on in here!”Nanook “Well if you would just shut up for a second Lee I would! This is a huge moment for us here in the GMCW, a big moment for the local fans who have followed GMCW for a while now, to everyone who has supported us to grow to get to this point, be it by coming to the live shows, buy shirts, hats, coming to the school, whatever it was that you did to show support to all of the students in GMCW and to my friend and legend of this sport Green Man, this right here is for you!”Lee Cyril “And to kick off our first youtube event is the son of the man in charge! Former two time BLPW World Champion, multi time tag team champion from all over the world, One of Nanook’s best friends.”Nanook “Damn straight.”Lee Cyril “Joe Jones!”Joe quickly made his way down the staircase and down the aisle where he high fives fans and climbs into the ring. Nanook “Joe looks to be in great shape since we last seen him inside a ring.”Lee Cyril “Which was several months ago. We last saw him inside a UWL ring where he wasn’t making many new friends.”Nanook “No he wasn’t but that was then and this is now.”Summer, Nanook’s wife and GMCW ring announcer hugs Joe quickly and hands him the mic and steps off to the side clutching her notes in his hand. Joe waves to the cheering fans and as the music fades out he straightens out his white button dress shirt and slides his one hand in his pants pocket, his white dress pants with white dress shoes. Joe Jones “Oh thank you. No really. Thank you!”“WELCOME BACK!”
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“WELCOME BACK!”
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“WELCOME BACK!”
CLAP CLAP CLAP Joe Jones “Again, thank you. But I didn’t come out here to bore you with words of this and that. I didn’t drive for almost 6 hours to stand here in this ring in front of you guys and everyone out there on youtube who will hopefully click play and watch this for the next 58 minutes to tell you here that are here in person something the rest of the world is about to learn and that is some of the best wrestling on the face of the planet is happening right here in the great state of Vermont!”Cheers from the people of Vermont. Joe Jones “This has been the best hidden secret of the independent scene for a while now but real soon, two guys are going to step out of the back….or in this case a old beat up 747 and put on a match that will rival anything you will see on TV right now! You guys already knew this but to everyone out there in the living rooms, man caves and offices watching this on your phone, Xbox, whatever. You guys!”Joe faces the camera and is pointing towards it. Joe Jones “You guys are in a something special. A real treat! So get some popcorn. Pop open a cold one, put your feet up, sit back and relax because for the next hour, you are in for some of the best hard hitting action you can find on Youtube! So how about we get this party started?”Cheap pop and Joe hands Summer the mic and exits the ring. The bell rings a couple of times.
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 19, 2015 18:42:15 GMT
HillBilly Sutton vs Joe Santiago Up on the big screen on the side of the 747, the confederate flag waves with the word Hillbilly over it. Mini Thin’s Hillbilly Murda begins to play..Hillbilly (Breaker 919)
Hillbilly (10-4 I’m doing it this time)
Hillbilly (Maintain I’m lossin’ my mind.)
Hillbilly
Murda!
Murda!
Murda! Billy steps out from the 747 and stands on top of the staircase and extends his arms outwards. He closes his eyes and tilts his head back some as the crowd boo or cheer him. It’s mixed. I see that feeling in your soul.
I see the hate in those eyes
I see you tryin’ act hard but it’s a just a disguise.
You got one third the skill and only half the heart
You just tryin’ to act tough
you just playin’ the part
you see dat look in my eyes
Snatch my dream from the sky
you see my struggle to strive
you see me keep hope alive
you see the blood sweat and tears
you see the anger in me
you see grind out and hustle
Till I outlast my piers
I got love from my people
See, I’m from the mud
You want diamonds and bling
You just playin’ da club.
You ain’t never did time
And you ain’t never move drugs
You just watch television
Then you imitate thugs.
See, I just got be real.
Can’t come fake on the track
When you see Mini Thin
The whole state is on his back
I got love you cats weather white or you black
And I’ll murda whoever to put my state back on the map.
Billy Sutton opens his eyes and shakes his head, runs his hand through his hair and slowly starts to walk down the ring with his eyes fixed on the ring.
Summer: This contest is scheduled for one fall and is taking place with permission from the Vermont gaming commission. Making his way to the ring, From Hickory North Carolina! Weighting at 235 pounds….This is Hillbilly Sutton!
Hillbilly (Breaker 919)
Hillbilly (10-4 I’m doing it this time)
Hillbilly (Maintain I’m lossin’ my mind.)
Hillbilly
Murda!
Murda!
Murda! Billy rolls in under the bottom rope and climbs to his feet where he stretches his arms outwards and spins around for everyone to see.Nanook “My boy Billy on loan from the UWL is going to kick off the action for the first Youtube video in GMCW history!”Lee Cyril “And Billy has been on a good roll as of late in the UWL.”Nanook “Yes he has and I know he hopes to keep that streak rolling all the way towards the UWL Triple Crown Title.”Summer “And his opponent!”All boos. Justin Bieber's What do you Mean begins to play as Joe Santiago spets off the plane to nothing but boos. Summer “Making his way to the ring from San Antonio Texas weighing in at 245 pounds….JJJJOOOOOOOEEEEE SANTIAGO!”Joe jogs down the stairs and comes to a stop and throws his arms up in the air. Nanook “I can’t believe this tool found his way towards GMCW.”Lee Cyril “For the ones of you who don’t know his story Joe Santiago has been in this sport for close to two decades now.”Nanook “All of them filled with nothing of suck.”Lee Cyril “And he is still waiting for his big break. Let’s see what he has and what he can do against the Hill Billy himself.”Joe finally climbs in the ring where Referee Killer Mike checks his pads and asks him if he is ready and when Joe nods yes Mike calls for the bell and motions for them to fight. Lee Cyril “There’s the bell, here we go! The first match for GMCW on Youtube!”Nanook “Billy with a slight weight advantage.”Lee Cyril “Joe with the experience behind him. This should be interesting.”
KICK HIS ASS BILLY!
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KICK HIS ASS BILLY!
CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Billy is leaning up in his corner watching Joe dance around like a fool. He motions for the Hillbilly to come on out of the corner and fight. Billy runs both his hands through his hair and slowly steps out of the corner. Joe is ready to strike, like a cat, ready to claw your eyes out. Billy pauses, and then steps forwards and they lock up, Billy quickly going into a wrist lock and follows that up with a forearm to Joe Santiago’s shoulder. Billy cranks up on the wrist, forcing Joe to bend over, Billy with a elbow to his shoulder and into a side headlock. Lee Cyril “Something we normally don’t see from Billy, some holds.”Nanook “People need to give him some credit, he has a solid wrestling background.”Joe pushes Billy off into the ropes, Billy comes off the ropes and rams into Joe with his shoulder.Joe quickly picks himself up off of the mat and Billy with a kick to the side of the head. Joe down to one knee, Billy takes Joe one arm, twists it over his head and holds him in a wrist lock again, but this time Billy brings Joe to his feet and Billy places his boot in his armpit, and pulls Joe’s arm closer to himself and falls down to the mat driving his boot into his shoulder. Lee Cyril “A good way to dislocate someone’s arms. Billy focusing in on Joe’s arm right away.”Nanook “Billy is a smart wrestler and he knows if he takes away Joe’s arm he can’t use that spinning lariat of his. Take away his best weapon.”Joe is favoring his arm as Billy gets back to his feet, backs into the ropes and comes up and charges at Joe, connecting with a knee lift on Joe! Billy slings Joe into the turnbuckles and Billy follows in with a clothesline. Billy then hook’s Joe’s arm over the top ropes and pushes back on his chin exposing his chest and looks out into the crowd who cheer quickly and hushes up. Billy holds up his free hand. Nanook “Oh his will be good Lee...listen up everyone!”Billy lets his open hand fly smacking Joe right across his chest producing a loud audible slap. Billy “WHOOOOOOO!!!!” Crowd “WHOOOOOOO!!!!” Lee Cyril “Look at the palm print on Joe Santiago’s chest. That looked like it hurt.”Nanook “It’s like getting hit with a lead glove Lee. It stings like you would never believe.”Billy pushes Joe back into the turnbuckle again and holds his hand up. Everyone on hand for the show go quite…...Billy winds up and slaps Joe even harder! “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Lee Cyril “Oh man Joe better get out of there!”And Joe does that, dropping down to the mat and rolling out of the ring. Billy holds his hand up in the air to the cheer of the crowd. Joe is standing leaning up against the ring holding his chest and grimacing in pain. Killer Mike leans out of the ring to tell Joe to get back in the ring. Billy then stands on the bottom rope, leans over the top rope and takes a hold of Joe by his hair and forces him up on the ring apron. Nanook “All of that training and Joe is still a bumbling rookie.”Lee Cyril “He talks a big game Joe does but everything he learns seems to escape his brain the second he hits the ring.”Billy pulls and drags Joe up on the apron and when he does, he smashes Joe’s head into the turnbuckle, connects with a right and a knife edge chop across his shoulder. Billy looks out into the crowd for a second as he holds Joe by his hair. Killer Mike “1!” Lee Cyril “What is Billy thinking here?”Nanook “I’m not sure but Joe better look for an escape route.”Billy drapes Joe’s arm around his neck and hooks his arm around Joe’s. Billy pauses for a second and everyone gets their camera’s out and Billy then lifts Joe up in the air over the ropes into a suplex! Billy balances himself on the bottom rope for a second or two and falls backwards! Lee Cyril “Impressive!”Nanook “There is nothing like Redneck strength! I tell you what!”Lee Cyril “Joe seems out of it.”Nanook “I bet he never thought someone was going to do that to him ever.”Billy slowly gets up as Joe is slow to move. Billy moves to the corner. Billy “CHECKERS OR WRECKERS FOLKS!” Billy declares and waits on Joe. Joe Santiago slowly gets to his feet, dazed, favoring his back and has his back to Billy. He staggers around and when he faces Billy, Billy kicks him in the gut, and hits the HillBilly Stunner on Joe Santiago! Lee Cyril “STUNNER! STUNNER!”Nanook “This one is over with folks!”Joe lays flat on his back and Billy spins and covers him, hooking the leg and Killer Mike counts. “1! 2! 3!!!” The bell rings and Mike stands and declares Billy the winner. Summer “Ladies and Gentlemen! Your winner by pinfall….HILLBILLY SUTTON!”Lee Cyril “Not the best match to start our Youtube series but it is what it is.”Nanook “My boy Billy is victorious and Joe Santiago still sucks.”Lee Cyril “That he does.”Nanook “Can you say that?”Lee Cyril “I just did so….UP next folks is a match that promises to way better than this match, simply because the two competitors in the match are 100 times better than Joe Santiago. This I swear folks.”Nanook “The Cowboy of death and the masked firebug.”Lee Cyril “Our camera’s caught up with them and this is what they had to say about tonight’s contest!”Billy rolls out of the ring in victory and celebrated his “big” win as the scene shifts to backstage…….. |
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 19, 2015 21:53:02 GMT
Backstage standing with his back to the camera in front of a GMCW banner in a black trenchcoat and his trademark black cowboy hat is Yugo Phailous.
"The last time you saw me….the Death Dealer. The Lonesome Cowboy. The Slayer of Hymens….Yugo Phailous I was in the midwest killing it with my tag team partner, the best partner anyone could ask for…..”
Yugo reaches up and touches the tip of his hat.
"Johnny Bonecrusher. Apart of the Bonecrushing Phalious we destroyed everyone who stood in our way and we carried those tag straps with pride. So much so that we hold the distinction of being the only tag team champions. Yeah that’s right…..we were that great. But like they say, all good things must come to an end and that promotion is no longer. It flamed out, it got snuffled out! But I still carry the gold.”
Yugo holds up the MSW tag team championship belt.
"You know who else is going to get snuffed out? Pinto Inferno. I will snuff him out, stomp him out, I will extinguish him. I am Smokey the bear and I will do everything in my power to put an to you Pinto. The raging fire that you claim to be, will soon be no more for I am Yugo Phailous….”
Yugo drops the belt and adjusts his coat.
"And death follows me.”
Fade out.
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 19, 2015 22:04:55 GMT
Outside the Hanger standing next to a burning barrel is the masked wrestler Pinto Inferno and he is holding his hands in the fire, playing the flames that are shooting up from a burning barrel and has no fear in burning himself. We can’t see his face at all due to his mask.
”You Yugo Phailous...YOU are a joke!
YOU are nothing but a hero in your own mind.
YOU Yugo….who walks in the shadows, WHO puts on a false front.
YOU are about to get LITE UP!
YOU are about to known what true heat is truly about.
YOU have a date set with the devil.
YOU are about to get branded.
YOU are minutes away from your way of life as you know it ending.”
Pinto reach down into the burning barrel and picks up some of the burning wood and holds it in his hand. He holds the burning slab of wood up in the air not caring that he himself could get burned.
”YOU should have listened to your mother.
YOU should have listened to your father!
YOU should have listened to your teachers Yugo.
When they said, when they TOLD YOU to not play with fire.
It could bad for your health Yugo….
You could end up getting……
YOU KNOW!!!
BURNED!!!!”
Pinto laughs and laughs as he drops the slab of wood in the burning barrel.
Cut back to the ring.
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 21, 2015 21:45:56 GMT
Yugo Phailous vs Pinto Inferno Summer “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit!Walk by Pantera begins to play. Lee Cyril “It has been close to a year since we have seen Yugo Phailous anywhere in a wrestling ring.”Nanook ”And he’s been itching for a fight I tell you what.”Stepping out of the plane onto the staircase is the Death Dealer Yugo Phailous to a good ovation from the faithful. He raises his hat up in the air. Summer “Making his way to the ring at this time, From the plains of Texas, He is YUGO PHAILOUS!”Yugo quickly runs down the stairs and towards the ring high fiving the fans who stick their hands out. He slides in under the bottom rope and quickly gets to his feet. Lee Cyril ”It’s good to have Yugo here tonight. His career hasn’t been very long Nanook but when he was out in the mid west he was as good as they came.”Nanook ”Him and Johnny Bonecrusher did make one hell of a team, for two guys thrown together at random, they really came together and worked well inside that ring.”Lee Cyril ”And we’ll see if he can continue on that path but he has one tough customer in front of him.”Summer ”And his opponent!”FireStarter by Prodigy begins to play as the masked Pinto Inferno steps out off of the plane with a what appears to be a nozzle in his hand. Summer ”From the city of fire, weighting in at 220 pounds, PINTO! INFERNO!”Pinto laughs and points the nozzle up in the air and a flames comes shooting out about 15 to 20 feet! A bunch of oo's and ah’s and then nothing but boos. Pinto sets the nozzle down and makes his way towards the ring. Lee Cyril ”I don’t know much about this individual Nanook but he seems to like to play with fire.”Nanook ”Named after a fire prone 70’s Ford vehicle, from what the staff here at Green Mountain Championship Wrestling have told me he has spent a few years in Mexico, crossed the border illegally and that has made Donald Trump very irate.” Lee Cyril ”Really? He’s here illegally?”Nanook ”I completely made that part up but the rest of it is true. He is from Mexico, spent a couple of years there and spent some time in Japan but as to who he is, who trained him, I don’t have a clue. This is the first time I am seeing him in person myself.”Lee Cyril ”Well it looks like we are going to get this one started. Hatemonger is the ref and he is calling for the bell.”Jeffrey Hatemonger calls for the bell and signals for Yugo and Pinto to get it on. They go to lock up but YP ducks under and wraps PI up around the waist. Yugo goes to lifts him up but Pinto fights back, making himself heavy. He tries to break the hold, can’t. He throws a back elbow on YP and PI then breaks the hold, reverses it and he now has Yugo locked up around the waist. Yugo is now the one who is trying to break free, can’t. He throws a back elbow, PI ducks, He then pushes YP into the ropes, Yugo tries to hold onto the ropes, fails, and Pinto rolls him up! Hatemonger with the count. 1! Yugo kicks out. Pinto takes a couple of steps into the ropes, steps on the second rope, slingshots himself back towards Yugo and catches Yugo who was getting back to his feet with a cross body! Pinto hooks the leg on the Death Dealer! Hatemonger counts 1! Kick out! Lee Cyril ”Two very quick pins from Pinto. I don’t think Yugo was excepting that.”Nanook ”I have a feeling Mister Inferno is a rather quick man.”Pinto takes Yugo by his hair, and strikes him with a closed fist. Hatemonger tells him to break it, those strikes are illegal. Pinto presses Yugo’s head and shoulder down to the mat and kicks his legs out, planting his knee in the neck area on Yugo and taking his arm and locking him in a armbar. Nanook ”That has to hurt, a knee right to your neck.”Lee Cyril ”Little bit of mat smarts by Pinto.”Pinto brings Yugo to his feet with the arm bar, he twists Yugo’s arm one more time, takes him to the nearest corner and walks up the turnbuckles and then walks along the ropes a couple of feet, and leaps to the outside of the ring bringing Yugo with him and snapping his arm over the top rope! Yugo holds his arm as Pinto takes a few seconds to gloat on the outside. Hatemonger checks on Yugo, he nods that he is okay and turns his attention to Pinto Inferno. “Come on Pinto! Back in the ring!” he barks. Pinto climbs up on the apron and tugs back on the top rope. Yugo has been shaking out his arm trying to get some feeling back into it. Pinto leaps up on the top rope, pauses for a second, just as Yugo is turning around and leaps towards YP, Yugo, leaps towards PI, taking him by the arm, and tucking his knees up to his chest and snapping PI’s arm over his knee as they crash to the mat to the cheers of the crowd. Yugo quickly back to his feet, off of the ropes, short drop kick to Pinto Inferno! Yugo back to his feet, off of the ropes, cartwheel into a leg drop! Lee Cyril ”Looks like Yugo is getting it going.”Nanook ”And he’s no turtle either Lee.”Yugo brings PI to his feet, punch, kick, runs off of the ropes, running swing neck breaker on Pinto! Yugo snaps to his feet and back into the ropes, and goes for a asai moonsault off the second turnbuckle, but he doesn’t see Pinto rolling out of the way. Nanook ”Oh no one was home!”Lee Cyril ”Came up empty handed Nanook.”Nanook ”He sure did.”Pinto rolls out of the ring as he does Slayer’s Season of Abyss begins to play. Lee Cyril ”What the?”Nanook ”Okay this is a bit random.”Everyone is looking around and a fog rolls in out of the plane and engulfs the staircase and two shadowy figures appear in the fog. Lee Cyril ”What is going on?”Nanook ”I have no idea.”Lee Cyril ”Who are those guys?”Nanook ”Again, I don’t have any clue.”The two men start to make their way towards the ring, one stands about 6’8” and the other is roughly 6’2” and have half shoulder pads on, face makeup and growl and howl along the way towards the ring. They are pointing at Hatemonger along the way. Lee Cyril ”I….I am lost for words.”Nanook ”They look like a poor man’s Road Warriors.”Lee Cyril ”Yes...yes they do.”Once the two men in black tights and black shoulder pads with big chrome spikes on them get to ringside, they start to pick a fight with Jeffrey Hatemonger, the referee and former wrestler. Taller guy ”YOU!!!!”Shorter Guy ”YES YOU!”Taller Guy ”HATEMONGER!!!!!”Shorter Guy ”PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!”Pinto Inferno looks under the ring while this is going on. He pulls out a branding iron. Yugo is up to his feet and he walks up to the ropes where the two nameless guys are. Taller Guy ”ARMAGEDDON!!!!”Hatemonger ”Go on! Get out of here! You’re not suppose to be down here!”Shorter Guy ”IT IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!”Pinto slides into the ring and he spins Yugo around by the shoulder and blasts him in the head with the branding iron! Yugo drops to the mat and the crowd boos! Pinto tosses the branding iron and covers Yugo Phailous. Taller Guy ”COMING FOR YOU HATEMONGER!!!!”The duo growls and hisses and backs away from the ring. Pinto starts to slap the mat as he hooks the leg. Lee Cyril ”OH COME ON!!!”Nanook ”What? Did I miss something?”Hatemonger turns and sees the cover. He drops down and starts to count as the crowd boos and boos. 1! 2! 3!!!! Lee Cyril ”I think this was a setup from Pinto Inferno! He got those two guys who we have never seen before to distract the ref!”Nanook ”What happened?”Lee Cyril ”While the ref’s back was turned Pinto used a branding iron and nailed Yugo with it all thanks to his buddies!”Nanook ”You have no proof of that!”Lee Cyril ”Of what?”Summer ”Your winner by pinfall! PINTO INFERNO!Nanook ”That those two are his buddies!”Lee Cyril ”No I don’t but I smell a rat! Those three are working together! I promise you this!”Firestarter plays as Pinto Inferno celebrates in the ring over his victory. Nanook ”I wouldn’t jump to conclusions Lee, what if you’re wrong? Then what?”Lee Cyril ”I am never wrong. Green Man better look into this! This is our first night on Youtube and we have this junk going on! Bull!”Nanook ”Well calm down. Listen, folks, while I get Lee here some downers, Why don’t we throw it to Barry Burton.” |
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 22, 2015 15:47:48 GMT
Backstage where Barry Burton is standing in front of the GMCW backdrop with a mic in his hand and a bad comb over on top of his head.
Barry Burton ”Hello wrestling fans either here live or where ever you are out there in internet land, I am Barry Burton, the only interviewer for Green Mountain Championship Wrestling and I am here to tell you fans that next week I will interview someone who hasn’t been seen inside a wrestling ring in over 10 years! I will ask him what he has been doing and why he is now returning to the squared circle. Next week I sit down with the one and only Disgruntle! Folks you will not want to miss this! It will be eye opening.”
Nanook ”Hey! Barry!”
Barry Burton ”Oh...Yes Nanook.”
Nanook ”I have a question Bar.”
Barry Burton ”Oh? Okay. I wasn’t excepting a question. Go ahead then.”
Barry is holding a finger to his earpeice so he can hear Nanook better.
Nanook ”I have to ask myself. What is up with the combover? Just shave your head already.”
Barry Burton ”What? What are you talking about? Combover? Whaaaaaaat?”
Barry pats his hair making sure it is in place.
Nanook ”As a man with a thinning hairline, at some point you just have to throw in the towel and shave it buddy. Trust me, you will feel free when you do.”
Barry Burton ”uhhh Nanook I don’t know what your talking about. I have great hair.”
Nanook ”You make Donald Trump’s hair look like a masterpiece.”
Barry Burton ”Well whatever Nanook just make sure you join me next week when I talk to Disgruntle okay?”
Nanook ”I wouldn’t miss it buddy.”
Lee Cyril ”What is up with you and the Donald? That is the second time you mentioned him.”
Nanook ”That guy is going to make me a ton of money once he gets into office. I can’t wait.”
Lee Cyril ”Really? How?”
Nanook ”I’m hedging some bets.”
Lee Cyril ”Okay then. Well folks up next is our Youtube Main Event! Some tag team action.”
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 24, 2015 18:07:33 GMT
November’s Night of Wrestling
YouTube.com Main Event
Racin’ Tyme
vs
“Bad Ass” James Kelloggs and VeggieBurger Nanook ”This should be interesting Lee!”Lee Cyril ”Yes it should be.”Summer ”Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! THIS IS YOUR YOUTUBE MAIN EVENT!!!!”The lights in the hanger cut out leaving the hanger completely dark. After a couple of seconds a voice begins to speak. Yeah!
I set up and torn down this stage with my own two hands.
I’ve traveled this land packed tight in mini vans
All of this for the fans, the girls, money and fame.
I’ve played their game
As the bitches screamed my name.
I live and die for this.
And if I come off soft.
then chew on this.
You better be scared….”A flash of light as Kid Rock’s American Badass kicks in. Walking out of the plane with a dump truck of attitude in his step is James Kelloggs and right behind him is VeggieBurger. They pause at the top of the ramp and James removes his vest and tosses his hat. He punches his fist in his hand and marches down to the ring ignoring all of the fans who heckle him. VeggieBurger pulls out a sign from behind his back and holds up a Anti GMO sign.[/i] Summer ”Making their way to the ring with a combined weight of 295 pounds, VeggieBurger and his tag team partner, The Bad Ass! James Kelloggs!”James runs and slides under bottom rope and pops up to his feet. He stomps over to the nearest turnbuckles and starts to climb the turnbuckles and it’s not till he is on the second turnbuckle that his head pops over the top rope. James thrust a fist in the air as the chorus kicks in. James jumps off of the turnbuckle and spins in midair as he does. He marches out of the corner eyeing his opponent ready to tear into him. Lee Cyril ”This is an odd pairing to say the least.”Nanook “This VeggieBurger is a odd cat.”VeggieBurger stops just before the ring and is holding up his sign about no GMO’s. VeggieBurger ”JUST SAY NO!!!! HELL NO GMO!!!!! HELL NO GMO!!!!”Lee Cyril ”What’s a GMO?”Nanook “Jeez Lee you need to get out and watch some news now and them.”Summer “And their opponents!” HWY 99's instrumental version of Let the Sunrise say Goodbye plays as DJR and Spotter step out from the back holding up checker flags and to a huge pop from the crowd. Summer ”Weighing in at a combined weight of 450 pounds. DJR, The Spotter, RACIN' TYME!"They stop at the top of the isle and pose, crossing their arms and standing side by side. After a few seconds they high five each other and run down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. They pop up and each pick a corner and climb to the second turnbuckle. They both stare off into the crowd before slowly lifting off their white racing helmets to reveal that they are wearing white masks. Lee Cyril ”Well folks in the past Racin’ Tyme used to be HillBilly Sutton and Yugo Phailous or Joe Jones. We have already seen Billy and Yugo in action here tonight.”Nanook “I can tell you for real real Lee that these two are not Billy and Yugo or Joe.”Lee Cyril ”So that does make me wonder who they are.”Nanook “Tonight has been full of wonderment, like who were those Road Warriors wanna be with Pinto Inferno and now, who is Racin’ Tyme?”Killer Mike calls for the bell as DJR starts it off for Racing Tyme. VeggieBurger and James Kelloggs are still discussing who is going to start it out for their team. Mike asks them to sort it out and let’s go. They huddle up totally ignoring the ref. Lee Cyril ”You would think these two would have decided this before hand.”Nanook “Well what if they had a game plan if Spotter started off the match?”Lee Cyril ”They should have a game plan no matter who starts the match.”Mike is telling them to get it together. DJR moves closer now joining the convo. James tell him to back up and stay out of it. DJR steps closer to give James a piece of his mind and when he does, both VeggieBurger and DJR turn and double team DJR! The crowd boos as Kelloggs and Veggie throwing rights and gets over on DJR. They throw him in their corner and unload with boots on DJR stomping him down to the mat! Killer Mike tells them to break it up, James pushes Mike away and tells him to stay out of it. That is when Spotter enters the ring but Mike cuts him off to maintain “peace”. Kelloggs takes a few steps back, runs towards DJR and hits a running thunder on DJR in the corner! Veggie stomps on DJR and finally steps out of the ring. Lee Cyril ”DJR should have known better than walk into that ambush.”Nanook “Smart move on their part.”The ref gets Spotter out of the ring as Kelloggs drags DJr out of the corner. He tags out to Veggie but not before he jumps off of the bottom rope with a double foot stomp. Mike tells him to get out of the ring as VeggieBurger slingshots himself over the top rope with a leg drop on DJR! Veggie tags out to Kelloggs and as she slides out of the ring under the bottom rope, he takes DJR and drags him closer to the ropes, draping him over the bottom rope. Lee Cyril ”Quick tags by Kelloggs and VeggieBurger showing that these two have been working together somewhere.”Nanook “Quick tags, keeping your opponent in your corner, simple basic tag team rules.”James Kelloggs quickly climbs the turnbuckles, Veggie holds DJR’s arms down pinning him down on the rope. Kelloggs points at Spotter which causes him to enter the ring and Killer Mike cuts him off. Kelloggs hits his BadAssBomb on DJR!!! Nanook “THIS COULD BE IT LEE!!! BAD ASS BOMB ON DJR WHILE HE WAS DRAPED OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!”Lee Cyril ”His windpipe would be crushed!”James slaps his hands together signally a tag. Veggie slides in the ring and drags DJR away from the ropes and covers DJR! Spotter exits the ring missing what just happened. Mike turns, spots the pin and rushes in to break up the count. 1! 2! Spotter lands on top of VeggieBurger! Kelloggs enters the ring and he gets into with Spotter. Killer Mike gets in between them to break them up and get the peace back. Lee Cyril ”Good thing Spotter made that save because I don’t think DJR was going to kick out.”Nanook “And Veggie keeps him down on the mat with an armbar.”Mike orders Spotter out of the ring and tells James to get back in his corner. Words are exchanged between Spotter and Mike. As Spotter slowly climbs through the ropes, he tells James to bugger off. James Kelloggs “F*CK OFF BITCH!” This causes Spotter to reenter the ring and Mike cuts him off. As James walks back to his ring, he runs and connects with a dropkick to a grounded DJR! Veggie takes DJR by his mask and tosses him into their corner as Spotter settle downs in his corner. Veggie slaps his hands together while Mike’s back was turned. Kelloggs charges at DJR and rams his shoulder into DJR’s gut! Kelloggs slaps DJR across the face and he jumps up, hooks his arm around DJR’s head and plants him with a DDT! James tags out to VeggieBurger and Veggie leaps up on the top turnbuckle, and comes off and connects with a senton bomb! Veggie leans back on DJR and hooks the leg! Mike counts! 1! 2! DJR gets his shoulder up to a bunch of cheers! Lee Cyril ”DJR needs to get something going! He needs to make a tag!”Nanook “If he doesn’t I don’t know how much more he can take.”Veggie takes DJR by his arm and locks him in an armbar and reaches out for a tag. Kelloggs tags himself in he again climbs the turnbuckles. Veggie breaks the arm bar, stomps on DJR and slides out the ring holding DJR’s arms down. Kelloggs goes to hit a frog splash! Lee Cyril ”High risk! OH DJR GOT HIS LEGS UP!”Nanook “FInally DJR did something offensively.”Veggie climbs back in the ring as James is clutching his stomach. Veggie leaps towards DJR and connects with an elbow on DJR. Veggie with a mounted attack on DJR, DJR throws Veggie off of him and starts to get back to his feet. The crowd starts to get behind DJR cheering him on. Veggie with strike across DJR’s back, DJR continues on getting to his feet brushing off the attacks from VeggieBurger. Once to his feet DJR spins, blocks a right from Veggie Burger. The crowd is really cheering him on, DJR with a right of his own! DJR kicks VeggieBurger and hits him with a DDT! Lee Cyril ”I think DJR is getting going!”Nanook “He needs to make a tag!”Spotter is holding his hand out for the tag. DJR slowly starts to crawl towards his corner. James struggles to his feet and he makes his way towards DJR is a touch more than halfway towards his corner. James grabs DJR by his boot to stop him. As he holding onto his foot, DJR comes up to his other foot, catches his balance and connects with a enziguri on James Kelloggs! Kelloggs goes down and DJR leaps towards his corner and makes the tag! Lee Cyril ”Here comes Spotter!”Nanook “And he has a full steam of heat behind him!”Spotter with a running lariat on VeggieBurger turning him inside out! Spotter with a boot on Kelloggs! Spotter sends VeggieBurger off into the ropes, knee to the midsections and VeggieBurger flips over onto his back. Spotter scoops James Kelloggs up and slams him on top of Veggie Burger. Spotter backpedals into the ropes, running senton on the duo! Spotter sends James Kelloggs out of the ring. Spotter heads over to his corner and tags in DJR! Lee Cyril ”This could be it Nanook!”Nanook “Veggie is a bad spot here!”Spotter and DJR take their spots across from each other with Veggie Burger slowly getting to his feet in middle of the ring, once he is up on his feet, DJR and Spotter run at him and connect with their Closing Lap (Fall of Man) on Veggie Burger to the cheers of the crowd! DJR covers VeggieBurger! 1! 2! 3!!!! Lee Cyril ”They did it!”Nanook “DJR weathered the storm and was able to come back back and pick up the W.”Summer “Your winners by pinfall! RACIN’ TYME!”Lee Cyril ”A nice win over a surprising good tag team in James Kelloggs and VeggieBurger.”Nanook “Give those two some time together and we could see one of the best tag teams in wrestling together.”Lee Cyril ”But right now the best tag team in wrestling is Racing Tyme. It was just too much for them in the end.”Nanook “Have some faith Lee. Well Lee. We’re out of time.”Lee Cyril ”We are and we hoped you enjoyed tonight’s show. Make sure to subscribe and look out other videos leading up to December’s Night of Wrestling.”Nanook “Don’t forget to follow us on Facebook, instagram and twitter.”Lee Cyril ”And we’ll see in about a month right here with more Green Mountain Championship Wrestling!”Nanook “Peace!” |
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Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 25, 2015 14:50:02 GMT
A couple of hours later……..
In back of the hanger at the Edward F Knapp airport next to a shipping container is one of those trailers you would see at construction sites. This trailer has been beaten up, used twice and put away wet. It has seen better days. The door is rotted along the bottom of the door, the stairs leading up to it is just a bunch of old cement blocks. One of the widows is broken and this is what is known as the GMCW worldwide headquarters.
Joe Jones is locking up the shipping container that houses the ring and everything else needed to put the show on. The people at the airport have allowed them to store everything in a shipping container instead of Uhualing it every month. Joe tugs on the lock and it’s secured. He places the key in his pocket and makes his way towards the trailer. He knocks on the door a couple of times and opens the door.
Inside the “office” that almost looks like the outside. Old faded paneling, some of it broken, lighting fixtures that look like they would cause a fire, dirty linoleum floor from the 70’s. Boxes stacked up in the one end of the trailer on the other end of the trailer is a old wooden desk with a desk lamp from the 60’s on it. It is pushed up against the wall just past the door and sitting at the desk in a green shirt, green overalls, long stringy grey hair and his trademarked grey beard is Green Man! As Joe enters the office Green Man takes a break from whatever it is he is doing. His desk is a mess full of papers, folders, etc. How he can keep track of everything is a mystery.
Joe takes a old folding chair and sets it up by the door and takes a seat.
Green Man ”Joey….everything locked up yeah?”
Joe Jones ”Sure is Dad.”
Green Man ”Good good. Good. Good show yeah?”
Joe nods ”I thought it went well. Hopefully the final edit cleans it up some for youtube.”
Green Man ”It should be good I think. Yeah. It’s a start, hopefully the viewers will get into too, or at least it peaks their interest to tune in next month.”
Joe Jones “I think it’ll do okay. Never know Dad maybe we’ll get a million views and make a couple of bucks off of it.”
They chuckle and sit there unwinding after a long day. There is a awkward silence between the two before Joe finally leans forward.
Joe Jones “Hey listen. I wanted to talk to you about something.”
Green Man ”Okay?”
Joe Jones “I was thinking about a match we could bill and I think it’ll be a big draw.”
Green Man ”I’m listening.”
Joe Jones “I want Steve. The last time I saw him, he broke my leg and it was no big deal for him meanwhile I lost a year. I haven’t seen him since that match in the UWL and you know….I just want some revenge.”
Green Man strokes his beard, which he does when he’s thinking.
Joe Jones “I….it’s a sour subject for me. Raven has told me how he bragged about putting me in my place and that he is still the big draw to this family….whatever that means. Someone needs to bitch slap him and knock him down a peg or two and I want to be that guy who does that. I want this. I need this.”
Green Man ”As you know Joey. If I call Steve and tell him to show up, you know he won’t. It’s not like he’s really under contract. He doesn’t need the pennies I’m throwing at him. If you want him to show up, you better give a reason. He doesn’t care how you feel Joey. I know him well enough to know that he doesn’t care about your leg and your feelings. Just because you want a rematch doesn’t mean he’ll give you one. He doesn’t care Joey.”
Joe nods in an agreement.
Green Man ”There is one thing you can do Joey. If you want.”
Joe Jones “What’s that?”
Green Man ”Little Steve is 16 and wants to start training.”
Joe Jones “What? He’s 16 now? Man I feel old.”
Green Man ”He texted me, wanted to come out to the school and start training.”
Joe Jones “Why isn’t Steve training his own kid?”
Green Man ”From what I gather Little Steve doesn’t like the program Big Steve has set up for him. He is busy too so I don’t think he’s giving his kid the time he needs. I don’t have a problem with Little Steve coming here and get trained by his uncle and what not. He has a chance of being a 4th generation wrestler and there isn’t too many of them around. But what if you took Little Steve and took him under your wing. Show him the ropes that Steve should be doing. That might light fire under him.”
Joe leans forward in his chair and thinks it over.
Joe Jones “Ah let me think about it. I don’t know if I have time for that myself.”
Joe chuckles. He stands up.
Joe Jones “What did you tell Little Steve?”
Green Man ”He can come here and we’ll take care of him while he is here, but he better ready to work. I’m not handling him anything and he has to earn his way like anyone else would have too if they came here and don’t be surprised if he has it harder than the other guys around here.”
Joe Jones “He text you back?”
Green Man ”Not yet so who knows. We’ll see.”
Joe Jones “Well Dad. I’m going to go. Don’t stay out here too long okay.”
Green Man ”I won’t Joey. Tell Kenny I said hello.”
Joe Jones “Will do Dad.”
Joe exits the trailer and pauses outside of the trailer and zips up his hoodie. He pulls out his phone and swipes through a couple of screens. He looks like he is about to press the screen to make a call and thinks about it for a second. He glances up and decides to back out of the screen. He stuffs the phone in his pocket and walks away………..
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