Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 16:05:03 GMT
Sep 7 2007
It’s a beautiful mid summer evening in Philly just outside of the BLPW Arena. The sun has started to set on the last nice day before the weekend ushers in mid 90’s sticky humid turn on the AC followed by thunderstorms galore filled weekend. There is a light breeze blowing in from the east and one Double J Joe Jones is enjoying it. Not needing a jacket as the night settles in Joe is ready for a big night ahead of him as he defends his BLPW Tag Team titles. Sunglasses cover the black and blues that he suffered at KOP and ironically a car passes by the BLPW Arena with “I Wear my sunglasses at night” blaring from the radio.
As the car turns at the end of the block and disappears out of sight Joe looks at the lighted neon light BLPW Arena sign.
“In this sport, in this business some things never seem to change. As much as we think we have grown and matured as a industry some of the Neanderthals show up say some shit and make this sport, this industry take 25 steps backwards. Some of the stuff they say and the stuff they refuse to do make the rednecks in the south who worship NASCAR seem modern.
I walk into KOP after getting made fun because I had to take time off after the first KOP I was in and I’m viewed as a lightweight, a guy who can’t be hardcore. I’m not tough enough. I’m not man enough. I don’t have it, whatever it is to win something like the KOP. Well I walk into KOP, and won three brutal matches to not only win the KOP but become the number one contender to the BLPW World title and what do I get?
I’m weak, not strong enough to win a little meaningless three way tag team match.
I grabbed NC-17 by the balls to win and that’s the only reason why I won.
I’m not worthily of being the number one contender.”
Joe sighs.
“In victory, in defeat, I never get fucking respect. You know there wasn’t one son of a bitch who said good job at winning KOP? Oh but if some jack off like, I dunno, Law was to win the KOP they would shower him with a thousand good jobs and a million roses. Oh law over came the odds, he dug down deep and pulled the biggest victory of his career……but if Double J does that….you get the he was lucky, he’s now washed up, his career is over with. Fucking pathetic.”
Joe turns his back to the BLPW Arena.
“NC-17.…..I find it funny how I go for a press slam off of a ladder and you interpret that as I grabbed your tiny pea sized nuts and threw you off that ladder while we were locked inside the chambers of horror and you get everyone to think that I cheated…..yeah okay, in a hardcore, anything goes ladder match….I cheated to win. Why don’t you just suck up the lose like a man….of yeah that’s right, you don’t have the “Stuff”……..” Joe looks at the hand he used to touch NC-17 in his no touch zone….”to qualify yourself has a man and I am proud to say that!”
Joe puts his hand back his pocket.
“Jamie Jackson…..Look man, I don’t know what planet you’re on and maybe you need to put the herb down but you’re already checked out of the match. I don’t know what crazy blood sport games you have cooked up in your head but if you think you’re going to stop this this week at Epic you have a another thing coming. I know you already idolize me by magically have the same initials as me and secretly I am your hero but seriously, if you think you can stop me or make me pay for something that no one has any idea what you’re talking about than your are seriously crazy. Didn’t you see KOP? Didn’t you see what I just went through? NC-17 thinks that’s messed up.
And that brings us to the biggest disrespector in the BLPW, a guy who has achieved absolute nothing in the BLPW, Suspect X. Yeah nice try thinking your one way road to gold is based on the fact that I was in the Main Event at the pay per view being busy winning a all expensive trip to World title Match land, and that some how that means I’m just going to roll over and play dead so you and Captain Herb boy can carry around the Tag Team titles then you too have some serious mental problems. In case you have forgotten, this is a tag team match, a three way tag team match at that and you not only have to contend with me but my tag team partner Shawn Sanders and the last I check, he’s 100%. I see how this thou. Shawn and I get mocked and bashed for carrying around the gold for over a year as if it’s a joke, a meaningless title run but if we were to lose these titles and say you or the World champion were to hold the gold than it means something.
And in meaning something I mean that Vertigo can add another notch on his tombstone…err I mean Hall of Fame plague. I mean talk about being lame, The last thing I would think the BLPW World champion would want to be caught dead in was a three way tag team match being forced to tag with some guy who is hiding in the bushes some where and some how thinking this is going to help his career than truly I must be the one insane. Let’s cut the crap Vert. I was a World champion in the BLPW and when I was the champion the last thing I was thinking about was winning a lesser title. I was more focused on keeping all wanna be contenders at bay, making sure that they know I’m the man, I’m the champ and their not. The last thing that was on my mind was winning the Eastern title let alone the Tag Team titles. Hey if it will help you any Vertigo, if you want, at Epic, we can just exchange titles. I’m give you the tag team title and you give me the BLPW World title seeing that’s what we both want and call it a night. You can say you’re the Tag champions, be the second Grand Slam winner and I can say I’m a two time World champion and everyone will be happy.
Out of everyone in this match there is only one guy I want to face, I guy I want to beat on, one guy I want to beat and that is you. You have what I want and apparently, so do I. Think about Vertigo, it’ll say you the embarrassment of eating your words later on down the road when I in fact do beat you for the BLPW World title and at Epic you can get a taste of that is going to feel like because Sanders and I, will walk out of Epic the Tag Champions, like we have for the last year and half.”
FTB………………………………........
It’s a beautiful mid summer evening in Philly just outside of the BLPW Arena. The sun has started to set on the last nice day before the weekend ushers in mid 90’s sticky humid turn on the AC followed by thunderstorms galore filled weekend. There is a light breeze blowing in from the east and one Double J Joe Jones is enjoying it. Not needing a jacket as the night settles in Joe is ready for a big night ahead of him as he defends his BLPW Tag Team titles. Sunglasses cover the black and blues that he suffered at KOP and ironically a car passes by the BLPW Arena with “I Wear my sunglasses at night” blaring from the radio.
As the car turns at the end of the block and disappears out of sight Joe looks at the lighted neon light BLPW Arena sign.
“In this sport, in this business some things never seem to change. As much as we think we have grown and matured as a industry some of the Neanderthals show up say some shit and make this sport, this industry take 25 steps backwards. Some of the stuff they say and the stuff they refuse to do make the rednecks in the south who worship NASCAR seem modern.
I walk into KOP after getting made fun because I had to take time off after the first KOP I was in and I’m viewed as a lightweight, a guy who can’t be hardcore. I’m not tough enough. I’m not man enough. I don’t have it, whatever it is to win something like the KOP. Well I walk into KOP, and won three brutal matches to not only win the KOP but become the number one contender to the BLPW World title and what do I get?
I’m weak, not strong enough to win a little meaningless three way tag team match.
I grabbed NC-17 by the balls to win and that’s the only reason why I won.
I’m not worthily of being the number one contender.”
Joe sighs.
“In victory, in defeat, I never get fucking respect. You know there wasn’t one son of a bitch who said good job at winning KOP? Oh but if some jack off like, I dunno, Law was to win the KOP they would shower him with a thousand good jobs and a million roses. Oh law over came the odds, he dug down deep and pulled the biggest victory of his career……but if Double J does that….you get the he was lucky, he’s now washed up, his career is over with. Fucking pathetic.”
Joe turns his back to the BLPW Arena.
“NC-17.…..I find it funny how I go for a press slam off of a ladder and you interpret that as I grabbed your tiny pea sized nuts and threw you off that ladder while we were locked inside the chambers of horror and you get everyone to think that I cheated…..yeah okay, in a hardcore, anything goes ladder match….I cheated to win. Why don’t you just suck up the lose like a man….of yeah that’s right, you don’t have the “Stuff”……..” Joe looks at the hand he used to touch NC-17 in his no touch zone….”to qualify yourself has a man and I am proud to say that!”
Joe puts his hand back his pocket.
“Jamie Jackson…..Look man, I don’t know what planet you’re on and maybe you need to put the herb down but you’re already checked out of the match. I don’t know what crazy blood sport games you have cooked up in your head but if you think you’re going to stop this this week at Epic you have a another thing coming. I know you already idolize me by magically have the same initials as me and secretly I am your hero but seriously, if you think you can stop me or make me pay for something that no one has any idea what you’re talking about than your are seriously crazy. Didn’t you see KOP? Didn’t you see what I just went through? NC-17 thinks that’s messed up.
And that brings us to the biggest disrespector in the BLPW, a guy who has achieved absolute nothing in the BLPW, Suspect X. Yeah nice try thinking your one way road to gold is based on the fact that I was in the Main Event at the pay per view being busy winning a all expensive trip to World title Match land, and that some how that means I’m just going to roll over and play dead so you and Captain Herb boy can carry around the Tag Team titles then you too have some serious mental problems. In case you have forgotten, this is a tag team match, a three way tag team match at that and you not only have to contend with me but my tag team partner Shawn Sanders and the last I check, he’s 100%. I see how this thou. Shawn and I get mocked and bashed for carrying around the gold for over a year as if it’s a joke, a meaningless title run but if we were to lose these titles and say you or the World champion were to hold the gold than it means something.
And in meaning something I mean that Vertigo can add another notch on his tombstone…err I mean Hall of Fame plague. I mean talk about being lame, The last thing I would think the BLPW World champion would want to be caught dead in was a three way tag team match being forced to tag with some guy who is hiding in the bushes some where and some how thinking this is going to help his career than truly I must be the one insane. Let’s cut the crap Vert. I was a World champion in the BLPW and when I was the champion the last thing I was thinking about was winning a lesser title. I was more focused on keeping all wanna be contenders at bay, making sure that they know I’m the man, I’m the champ and their not. The last thing that was on my mind was winning the Eastern title let alone the Tag Team titles. Hey if it will help you any Vertigo, if you want, at Epic, we can just exchange titles. I’m give you the tag team title and you give me the BLPW World title seeing that’s what we both want and call it a night. You can say you’re the Tag champions, be the second Grand Slam winner and I can say I’m a two time World champion and everyone will be happy.
Out of everyone in this match there is only one guy I want to face, I guy I want to beat on, one guy I want to beat and that is you. You have what I want and apparently, so do I. Think about Vertigo, it’ll say you the embarrassment of eating your words later on down the road when I in fact do beat you for the BLPW World title and at Epic you can get a taste of that is going to feel like because Sanders and I, will walk out of Epic the Tag Champions, like we have for the last year and half.”
FTB………………………………........