Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 17, 2016 15:16:28 GMT
Overlooking the strip from his hotel suite balcony is the Bad Ass James Kelloggs wearing his silk robe as he is seated at this little cafe table with a glass of red wine in front of him. The Bad Ass One is looking out over the strip as the sun is coming up out of the desert.
”Vegas is always changing. Gone are the old days of the city with the old buildings that help make this town what it is today. In place are multibillion dollar casinos and even they are easily replaced at a drop of hat. But despite all of the changes around here one thing has remained the same. The players who made this city remain the same. I am a man of my kingdom.”
A stunning blonde walks out onto the balcony wearing a lacy number under a sheer robe. She has a silver platter in her hand and on the platter is The Bad Ass’s breakfast. Pancakes and fruit in this case. She sets the platter down in front of James and kisses him on the cheek and stands behind him slowly rubbing his shoulders.
”You guys know nothing about me. You just see a loud brash midget and you think, oh how cute. What a nice role he is playing but what you bitches fail to realize is that this isn’t a act. This is the real deal. I’m a big player in a little town in middle of a desert and damn! It feels great to be the king. I’m not here shedding a tear because change is coming to Vegas. When one casino fails, that Ronnie creates an opportunity to swoop in and move in on the property before some other dickhead does. That Ronnie is how I made my money. That Ronnie, more than you and your stupid little pub is how why I am the ruler of Sin City. If I stood up, stood on that ledge of the balcony and opened my robe you know what everyone would see around here?”
The blonde behind him leans over running her hand down his chest and kisses him on the side of his neck.
”I know what I would see sweetie.” She says as he hand disappears under un the table. James places his hand on the side of hers
”I love you Bae but shhhh. I’m talking. Just stand there and look pretty. Got it?”
”I’m sorry. Maybe you should spank me later.” She says and nibbles on his ear.
James chuckles. ”I’m going to pound your ass Bae.”
”I hope you do baby.”
She removes her hand and stands up and goes back to rubbing his shoulders. James takes a sip of wine and clears his throat.
”What everyone would see Ronnie isn’t a naked drunk midget on a ledge of his suite of his casino in what might be a suicide attempt. Nah Ronnie what everyone around here, the locals, other property owners, the LVPD would see is the ruler of the city and his giant cock about to piss on what he owns. No one would see a midget. No one would saying stupid sh*t like oh he’s about to take a tiny leap of faith. None of that because in this city I am respected. What I say goes! I have power that you only could dream of Ronnie. I make sh*t happen around here. I force change.”
James takes another sip of wine.
”Much how I am about to force change in the UWL! I don’t wrestle because I have too, I wrestle because I want too. I forced people to open their eyes and rethink how this city looks and operates and I’m going to do the same in the UWL. You all see someone who is 4 foot tall and think, oh how cute, but he can’t win. He just can’t. I hear it every week, every time I am booked, every time the UWL flies me in, pays my fees and sticks another chump in front me I hear the same old song and dance. I hear the same short jokes and you bitches just don’t get it. I’ve been playing you all along. You’re all just a locker room full of dumb motherf*ckers looking at each other’s tiny little peckers and none of you have seen the plan I have laid out and about to hatch. It doesn’t matter how big you are. It doesn’t matter where you went to college and how athletic you are. That sh*t will get you just so far! Skill and ability is what matters and inside that ring, you don’t stand a chance in hell Ronnie. You’re a puppet at best. You think you are this big time player, a gangster who can bully people because you think you’re the smartest guy in the room when in reality you don’t have a clue. You’re a sideshow act that isn’t funny, just sad. People can’t even muster the courage to show you pitty. The only praise you get comes in the forms of a golf clap.”
James stands up and reties his robe.
”I hope you think back to our first match against each other and think fondly about it. I hope you cherish that match and the feeling you had when you won that match because it is the last time you will feel those feelings in the UWL again. I told the UWL to make this match. I see the doubt on their faces. Big tour of Japan and you can’t be bothered to attend the whole tour. The newly crowned Prestige champion might as well no show the biggest tour of the year and thanks to you, you force the UWL to pay me for another non contracted date. Way to go Ronnie, the company should be able to bank off of its champions and you are all but a complete failure. Craig Williams, Cory Chevelle, they are there for each and every day of this tour killing it. Putting on the matches the Japanese fans see on TV and you? Who won the title on the first leg of the tour? Came up short against Franco, whiffed that one and sat out after getting exposed for what you really are! Just not that good to begin with.”
The Bas Ass One crosses his arms.
”At the end of this tour, on the final date of this tour of Japan the fans here, who only get to see UWL action once a year will be treated when they witness a crowning of a new Prestige Champion in their city, on their land. I will give back to the loyal Japan fans when I. The Bad Ass One forcibly removes the crown of this wanna be imposter. Everyone sees right through you Ronnie and this week I will pull back the covers that is Ron Hamilton, A english twat that needs a good douching. Pound for pound I am the best there is in that ring but you bitches just can’t open your eyes and see it. I am James Kelloggs, The Bad Ass and soon I will James Kelloggs, Prestige Bad Ass Champion. Take a big spoonful of that and chew on it, swish it around your mouths because you know it tastes good. It’s what the UWL wants and deep down it’s what you want because we all know, everyone…”
The blonde GF walks up to James and kneels down next to him and slides her one hand across his shoulders. James looks at her and nods and looks back at the camera..
”Wants my golden nuts and honey. Don’t f*cking deny it either you bunch of bitches. Now Bae! Time for that spanking you filthy dirty whore.”
”I’ve been waiting for this.” She says and steps towards the room, once out of the shot of the camera we see a pair of panties flung at James. He snatches them out of the air. ”I won’t be needing these…..champ.”
James balls them up in hand and watches her as she walks into the room. ”That’s how to be a player Ronnie. See you soon with my title, bitch.”
Fade out.