Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 22, 2016 21:06:09 GMT
“You know Heat, when I get home remind me to stop my mama’s and dig around in the shed and find that box of dust collectors you seem to a love affair for.”
Back to looking like his old self, HillBilly Sutton walks into the picture, a nondescript place that could be anywhere in the world. Up on the brick wall in the background is a small UWL banner flag.
“Mama used to have sh*t tons of them around the double wide growing up as kids. She would piss and moan every couple of months when she had to wash each and every single of them because at the end of the day, da only thing they did was collect dust. If you want vintage knick knacks going back to the 30’s then my mom’s shed is where you want to poke around in. Well if any of them survived that is.”
Billy places his hands on his hips. “You see this one day Mama flipped her lid and started packing them away. She said no more! I’m tired of this crap and in a box they went, and out in the shed mama got from Sears they went. Then one day us kids, we found Daddy’s old shot gun. Found his shot gun and box of shells. We needed something to use as target practice and do you know what we found in that metal shed from Sears?”
Billy takes a slow deep breath and slightly tilts his head back.
“Those dust collectors that you were about to beat off too in some old guys apartment. I betcha you were ready to drop some serious cash on them huh? Just had to have em? Yeah Mama was pissed we found that gun, the shells and shot up the fence post and blasted many of those stupid things to hell but you know something? It was the most fun we ever had with those things. Even mama squeezed off a couple of rounds and shot those things up into tiny little pieces. That’s about all those things are worth. In fact Heat I’d reckon that everything in that apartment, in that bar was worth about as much as you skipping out on the Universal Rumble only to lose to Craig Williams who fought his way through the rumble while you sat in the back shopping on ebay. Nothing.”
Billy crosses his arms.
“See I can bring up matches you lost too. Like I said the other day, Arch might have won that match we had a while back but where is the old bastard today? Is he booked? What’s that? No? He’s gone? Disappeared once again from the UWL? Ah what a shame cuz the last time I saw him, he called me out again, wanted to know if I was ready for round two and I the following week I told him to just bring it and I never heard back from him. I wonder why that is? Oh I know! Maybe he came to his senses and knew he was playing with fire. Maybe he woke up and had a fresh cup of coffee and thought better of it because unlike what you think, he didn’t hand me my ass. I’m still here, walking down to that ring week in and week out picking up the W’s at will while Arch is…...is…..? Who knows where he is. If he quote unquote destroyed me then how come only one of us can’t seem to get back in the ring? Last week little Billy Danielson hinted that I was a pushover, a has been and nothing to worry about because I lost one match to an old crippled man who hasn’t been around since and that there was no way he was going to lose to me. Go back and watch last week’s show on Showtime’s on demand and tell me who won the Billy Rumblemania match. That same line of logic that you have Heat, is only going to blow up in your face.”
“You walk around the UWL like you are someone. Like you have done something around here but when I look back in the history of the UWL, especially when it comes to past champions, I seem to have a hard time seeing your name listed among former champions. To have your head stuck in the clouds such as yourself it only makes sense that you yourself should be viewed as a success in the UWL and how can you consider yourself a success story in the UWL without any gold to back up those claims? It’s kinda funny.” Billy says as he strokes his beard.
“I find my name in the history books, a couple of times. I’ve cashed championship bonus paychecks from this company, can you say the same? If that isn’t succeeding in that ring then I don’t know what is. I made something outside of wrestling. I made a better life for myself when I walk away from competing inside that ring and in the short time I have been in that ring, in a UWL ring, they will address me as former 2 time UWL World Tag Team Champion. They will announce me as the 2014 UWL Tag Team Coronation Cup winner, and this time next week I will be one of the six in the Super 6 and the future UWL Prestige champion cuz when I knock you out of the Super 6, when I knock you out of the championship picture and all of this Heat, happens when I defeat you this Saturday night at Access Denied, when I deny you a shot at that Prestige Championship….”
Billy takes a step closer to the camera
“I will declare myself the number one contender to that Prestige Championship and on February 27th at Only the Strong Survive, I will capture the Prestige Championship and to blatantly rip off someone’s catch phrase…..”
The camera pans in on Billy’s face. He stares intently into the lens.
“If you don’t like…..I don’t care.”
Fade out.