Post by Steve Sinclair on Feb 27, 2016 20:05:03 GMT
Vegas…
The Bad Ass Casino and hotel
5 star resort.
At one of the bars inside the casino sitting at the bar is the Bad Ass James Kelloggs. He has two stunning redheads flanking him on each side of him and they are rubbing him down as he takes a sip from his glass.
”Did ya see it?” James asks. ”I know that sour puss Kandy Kane did. First hand. A big old open hand right across the face. Even with some bearded twat as my partner, The Bad Ass One, he showed why he is the only brand worth anything in Darc Pro and that brand is the Bad Ass Brand. The only brand that brings people to the show, the main event, the only event to happen on Tuesdays and the Off Brand bitches, they got a taste of what my Golden Nuts and Honey taste like and it’s a bitter taste they had to swallow. But they gulped it right now. Yeah they did.”
James takes a sip from his drink. One of the girls smirks.
”And this week, Darc Pro will once again witness what happens when the Bad Ass One comes to town. These five other clowns in the ring Tuesday night, All of em combined aren’t worth the pieces of paper their paychecks are cut on. This six pack challenge….”
James glances at his two girls and smirks.
”Will be a walk in the park won’t it girls?”
They laugh and one of em runs her hand across his back. ”Sure will babe” she says.
”Yeah you know it Bae. For the four of you who don’t know who I am, allow myself to introduce myself. This is my casino. This is my bar. This is my hotel, I have made a name for myself on the strip of Vegas. This isn’t just a once a year trip for some fun for me, this is my second playground, my first playground is inside that ring where I will soon be the new Darc Horse Champion. Don’t let my size fool you, I am a fire breathing dragon when it comes to business and right now my business is killing it in professional wrestling where I am very quickly become a icon for the wrestling world. I don’t have it with me right this sec, but up in my suite of my Casino is a chunk of gold I won outside of Darc Pro. Something you bitches especially you Kandy Kane could only dream of. I am the trendsetter. I am god’s gift, blessed by Jesus himself. A natural born leader, a hand picked champion, the only one in the history of mankind worthy enough to be called a bad ass, for I am the Bad Ass One, James Kelloggs and I’m not just for breakfast anymore bitches. I’m 24/7, 365 days a year, grade a, bonafide stud. I’ll beat your ass in that ring, beat ya so bad you girl, your wife will leave you on the spot and come home with me and I’ll put a beating on her so bad she’ll be begging for mercy all night long. And just like you inside that ring, your ex, she won’t get it, not from me because the second I give in and cut her some slack….she’ll miss it. She’ll beg for it again and the only thing you don’t ever want to do is face me a second time and you better be taking notes Kandy Kane, which in the history of names, is the dumbest name you could have ever selected for yourself. What was that you said earlier bae”
The other girl looks right at the camera. ”Hashtag, Lame!”
”That’s right Bae. No one wants to lick that pole of yours unless your name is Bruce Jenner and even then, I wouldn’t take that as a compliment. When I easily rid this match of Mr. Off Brands only true love which most likely is his cousin, first cousin no doubt, I will turn my attention to the rest of you in this match, especially you Peter. You see the only reason why you have that belt, my belt, is because I have allowed you to win it, I allow you to carry it around but that time, is quickly drawing to a end. Check your watch buddy, the battery has died and the hands have stopped on Bad Ass Time! Have Siri check your horoscope and don’t act surprised when she tells you that soon you will be visited by someone who will change your world, and by changing your world what she really means is making you irrelevant in Darc Pro. That begins Tuesday. A changing of the guards begins and Victor better start brainstorming for a new title to introduce to the masses because once I get my hands on that Darc Horse championship, it’s my for life.”
James takes his final sip of his drink. He set the glass on the bar top and slides it away from him.
”Again in case you are hard of hearing. My name is James Kelloggs and one of you bitches is going to get a mouthful of my yummy breakfast cereal. You will feel the Snap, The Crackle and the Pop in your neck and when you do….”
He stands up and pushes the bar stool away from him. The two girls stand up with him.
”It’s going to be Tap Out City! Now if you excuse me….I have some other tapping I need to do right now. Right ladies?”
Fade out.
The Bad Ass Casino and hotel
5 star resort.
At one of the bars inside the casino sitting at the bar is the Bad Ass James Kelloggs. He has two stunning redheads flanking him on each side of him and they are rubbing him down as he takes a sip from his glass.
”Did ya see it?” James asks. ”I know that sour puss Kandy Kane did. First hand. A big old open hand right across the face. Even with some bearded twat as my partner, The Bad Ass One, he showed why he is the only brand worth anything in Darc Pro and that brand is the Bad Ass Brand. The only brand that brings people to the show, the main event, the only event to happen on Tuesdays and the Off Brand bitches, they got a taste of what my Golden Nuts and Honey taste like and it’s a bitter taste they had to swallow. But they gulped it right now. Yeah they did.”
James takes a sip from his drink. One of the girls smirks.
”And this week, Darc Pro will once again witness what happens when the Bad Ass One comes to town. These five other clowns in the ring Tuesday night, All of em combined aren’t worth the pieces of paper their paychecks are cut on. This six pack challenge….”
James glances at his two girls and smirks.
”Will be a walk in the park won’t it girls?”
They laugh and one of em runs her hand across his back. ”Sure will babe” she says.
”Yeah you know it Bae. For the four of you who don’t know who I am, allow myself to introduce myself. This is my casino. This is my bar. This is my hotel, I have made a name for myself on the strip of Vegas. This isn’t just a once a year trip for some fun for me, this is my second playground, my first playground is inside that ring where I will soon be the new Darc Horse Champion. Don’t let my size fool you, I am a fire breathing dragon when it comes to business and right now my business is killing it in professional wrestling where I am very quickly become a icon for the wrestling world. I don’t have it with me right this sec, but up in my suite of my Casino is a chunk of gold I won outside of Darc Pro. Something you bitches especially you Kandy Kane could only dream of. I am the trendsetter. I am god’s gift, blessed by Jesus himself. A natural born leader, a hand picked champion, the only one in the history of mankind worthy enough to be called a bad ass, for I am the Bad Ass One, James Kelloggs and I’m not just for breakfast anymore bitches. I’m 24/7, 365 days a year, grade a, bonafide stud. I’ll beat your ass in that ring, beat ya so bad you girl, your wife will leave you on the spot and come home with me and I’ll put a beating on her so bad she’ll be begging for mercy all night long. And just like you inside that ring, your ex, she won’t get it, not from me because the second I give in and cut her some slack….she’ll miss it. She’ll beg for it again and the only thing you don’t ever want to do is face me a second time and you better be taking notes Kandy Kane, which in the history of names, is the dumbest name you could have ever selected for yourself. What was that you said earlier bae”
The other girl looks right at the camera. ”Hashtag, Lame!”
”That’s right Bae. No one wants to lick that pole of yours unless your name is Bruce Jenner and even then, I wouldn’t take that as a compliment. When I easily rid this match of Mr. Off Brands only true love which most likely is his cousin, first cousin no doubt, I will turn my attention to the rest of you in this match, especially you Peter. You see the only reason why you have that belt, my belt, is because I have allowed you to win it, I allow you to carry it around but that time, is quickly drawing to a end. Check your watch buddy, the battery has died and the hands have stopped on Bad Ass Time! Have Siri check your horoscope and don’t act surprised when she tells you that soon you will be visited by someone who will change your world, and by changing your world what she really means is making you irrelevant in Darc Pro. That begins Tuesday. A changing of the guards begins and Victor better start brainstorming for a new title to introduce to the masses because once I get my hands on that Darc Horse championship, it’s my for life.”
James takes his final sip of his drink. He set the glass on the bar top and slides it away from him.
”Again in case you are hard of hearing. My name is James Kelloggs and one of you bitches is going to get a mouthful of my yummy breakfast cereal. You will feel the Snap, The Crackle and the Pop in your neck and when you do….”
He stands up and pushes the bar stool away from him. The two girls stand up with him.
”It’s going to be Tap Out City! Now if you excuse me….I have some other tapping I need to do right now. Right ladies?”
Fade out.