Post by Steve Sinclair on Mar 7, 2016 22:36:49 GMT
Steve Sinclair, Sutton’s agent, manager, whatever title you wish to stamp on him, all seven foot four inch, 400 pounds of former multi time World champion, who used to call the Eastern NY correctional facility home for a while slowly strolls into the frame of the shot, his hands in his pockets of his tailor made dress pants. You’re not going to find something off the shelve in his size. With his hair pulled back he takes a deep breath and slowly exhales.
”Ryan McCollum.” Steve says as he smacks his lips and makes a face basically tells you “Get a load of that guy” ”If you didn’t know why you are winless in the UWL, if you can’t get clued in as to why you are basically a loser and for the record, I’m not calling you a loser, your record is. Then allow me to enlighten you….iceman. Firstly, you should get on your Honda chopper and strap that helmet of yours with the My Little Pony stickers plastered all over it and take a ride. Hit the highway young man and make your way down to the Social Security office. I’m sure you know where that office is as you take your mom there every month to pick up her check because that is the only explanation as to you why you are brain dead. When you are there to pick up your mom’s check, ask them for the forms so you can legally change your name. Fold your mom’s check in half, stuff that in your pocket and take the clipboard and go sit on that hard wooden bench and start filling out the form. I don’t care how many times you have to get up, hobble over to the window and ask the clerk, ask her a thousand and one questions but please, do the rest of America and every wrestling fan here in the states and abroad a huge favor. Legally change your name from Ryan McCollum to Red Foreman’s Dumbass kid. Not only will this get you over with the fans, but it will perfectly explain everything about you in one fell swoop. If you want to make it to the top of the UWL, or anywhere in professional wrestling that is, Dumbass, you need to pay attention.”
”I know for most of your career you are used to going out first. I know some guy or gal, you could have worked under my sister at one point for all know which also would explain a lot. I’m sure who ever this person was, when you were breaking into the sport told you, Kid! The first match of the night is important because you are setting the tone for the rest of the show and there is some truth in that but for the most part, you are the sacrificial lamb. So I can understand why when you are done with your match, because it took place at 8:05 you jet and never watch the rest of the show but you need to go sit on your mom’s couch and hopefully she has Showtime on demand and you need to go back and finish watching Saturday’s show. Because when you do Dumbass, you will change your tune. You talk about not poking the bear, this coming from a guy with a wolf on his jacket but whatever. You can stand there and make a empty threat at my client Sutton, telling him to not to poke the bear or else…..”
Steve tilts his head to the side a tad.
”Or what exactly? You’ll cry? You’ll stomp your foot? Pull the tampon out of your ass and throw it at him? What exactly will you do to Sutton? Besides getting your ass kicked in and by getting it in kicked in, I mean sharing a hospital room with John Raide. Maybe you should check twitter. Pop by the UWL site and see what they said about the brutal attack Sutton put on John Raide. Watch the video of them strapping him on backboard, strapping a neck brace on him, using every square inch of gauze they had in the ambulance to stop the bleeding and hauling his sorry ass off to the nearest ER because Dumbass, that just wasn’t a beat down Sutton put on Raide. It was borderline homicide. You know, the video of them power washing the blood off the side of the production truck was nice too. Now I’ll give John Raide credit. He took that beat down like a trooper. I don’t think I can name five guys who would take a beating like that, and try to get up from it the next day. He is one tough son of a bitch. A special breed of competitor and despite this….setback we will see John Raide back in that ring sooner than later. John Raide and I know I am putting him over a bit here but I am a businessman after all, when he heals up, I can see Championship gold around his waist.”
“I won’t ever say that of you Dumbass. If Sutton put that beat down on you, you would never get up from that. They wouldn’t need EMT’s, they would need a coroner. They wouldn't need a stretcher, a backboard and a neck brace, all they would need is a shovel and a trash bag to scoop you into and toss what remained of you in the trunk and just dump your carcass in the nearest ditch they drove by. The bear you’re poking Dumbass, has a real mean streak in him and he’s not afraid to draw blood. He’s the guy you only wish you could be. He’s the guy who will do whatever needs to be done to get the job done. Sutton is everything you’re not. A true killer.”
Steve casually points his finger towards the camera.
”Sutton, I know for a fact, he isn’t going to find the inbred farm animal loving comments you made thinking that makes you edgy funny. I saw the look on his face when he watched your little clip and it wasn’t laughing. No one was. He had this constant stare on his face, that look he had on his face right before he dropped John Raide on his head on top of that car. In fact Dumbass, if I was you. I would keep your mouth firmly shut the rest of the week and hope, hope Sutton forgets what you actually said about him. Because…”
Steve slides his hand back in his pocket and turns like he is about to leave.
”He’s in no mood for some dumb ass smack talk from a Dumbass like you and if you hung around the show Saturday night and watched what he’s more than capable of doing to another human being, not that you are much of one, then you would know Sutton, he’s the one guy in the UWL, who isn’t f*cking around.”
Fade out.
”Ryan McCollum.” Steve says as he smacks his lips and makes a face basically tells you “Get a load of that guy” ”If you didn’t know why you are winless in the UWL, if you can’t get clued in as to why you are basically a loser and for the record, I’m not calling you a loser, your record is. Then allow me to enlighten you….iceman. Firstly, you should get on your Honda chopper and strap that helmet of yours with the My Little Pony stickers plastered all over it and take a ride. Hit the highway young man and make your way down to the Social Security office. I’m sure you know where that office is as you take your mom there every month to pick up her check because that is the only explanation as to you why you are brain dead. When you are there to pick up your mom’s check, ask them for the forms so you can legally change your name. Fold your mom’s check in half, stuff that in your pocket and take the clipboard and go sit on that hard wooden bench and start filling out the form. I don’t care how many times you have to get up, hobble over to the window and ask the clerk, ask her a thousand and one questions but please, do the rest of America and every wrestling fan here in the states and abroad a huge favor. Legally change your name from Ryan McCollum to Red Foreman’s Dumbass kid. Not only will this get you over with the fans, but it will perfectly explain everything about you in one fell swoop. If you want to make it to the top of the UWL, or anywhere in professional wrestling that is, Dumbass, you need to pay attention.”
”I know for most of your career you are used to going out first. I know some guy or gal, you could have worked under my sister at one point for all know which also would explain a lot. I’m sure who ever this person was, when you were breaking into the sport told you, Kid! The first match of the night is important because you are setting the tone for the rest of the show and there is some truth in that but for the most part, you are the sacrificial lamb. So I can understand why when you are done with your match, because it took place at 8:05 you jet and never watch the rest of the show but you need to go sit on your mom’s couch and hopefully she has Showtime on demand and you need to go back and finish watching Saturday’s show. Because when you do Dumbass, you will change your tune. You talk about not poking the bear, this coming from a guy with a wolf on his jacket but whatever. You can stand there and make a empty threat at my client Sutton, telling him to not to poke the bear or else…..”
Steve tilts his head to the side a tad.
”Or what exactly? You’ll cry? You’ll stomp your foot? Pull the tampon out of your ass and throw it at him? What exactly will you do to Sutton? Besides getting your ass kicked in and by getting it in kicked in, I mean sharing a hospital room with John Raide. Maybe you should check twitter. Pop by the UWL site and see what they said about the brutal attack Sutton put on John Raide. Watch the video of them strapping him on backboard, strapping a neck brace on him, using every square inch of gauze they had in the ambulance to stop the bleeding and hauling his sorry ass off to the nearest ER because Dumbass, that just wasn’t a beat down Sutton put on Raide. It was borderline homicide. You know, the video of them power washing the blood off the side of the production truck was nice too. Now I’ll give John Raide credit. He took that beat down like a trooper. I don’t think I can name five guys who would take a beating like that, and try to get up from it the next day. He is one tough son of a bitch. A special breed of competitor and despite this….setback we will see John Raide back in that ring sooner than later. John Raide and I know I am putting him over a bit here but I am a businessman after all, when he heals up, I can see Championship gold around his waist.”
“I won’t ever say that of you Dumbass. If Sutton put that beat down on you, you would never get up from that. They wouldn’t need EMT’s, they would need a coroner. They wouldn't need a stretcher, a backboard and a neck brace, all they would need is a shovel and a trash bag to scoop you into and toss what remained of you in the trunk and just dump your carcass in the nearest ditch they drove by. The bear you’re poking Dumbass, has a real mean streak in him and he’s not afraid to draw blood. He’s the guy you only wish you could be. He’s the guy who will do whatever needs to be done to get the job done. Sutton is everything you’re not. A true killer.”
Steve casually points his finger towards the camera.
”Sutton, I know for a fact, he isn’t going to find the inbred farm animal loving comments you made thinking that makes you edgy funny. I saw the look on his face when he watched your little clip and it wasn’t laughing. No one was. He had this constant stare on his face, that look he had on his face right before he dropped John Raide on his head on top of that car. In fact Dumbass, if I was you. I would keep your mouth firmly shut the rest of the week and hope, hope Sutton forgets what you actually said about him. Because…”
Steve slides his hand back in his pocket and turns like he is about to leave.
”He’s in no mood for some dumb ass smack talk from a Dumbass like you and if you hung around the show Saturday night and watched what he’s more than capable of doing to another human being, not that you are much of one, then you would know Sutton, he’s the one guy in the UWL, who isn’t f*cking around.”
Fade out.