Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 16:12:43 GMT
Jul 25 2007
The scene opens up inside of a mall where Barry Burton, the interviewer to the stars is on location with today’s report on the latest rumors and buzz about the BLPW. Barry looking as proper as he can be stands with the hustle and bustle of the mall behind. Shoppers going to and fro from shop to shop buying up everything in sight.
BB “Hello wrestling fans! I’m Barry Burton here at the lovely upper east side Mall in lovely lowereastsideville New York where I caught up with Double J Joe Jones out on a promotion tour for the upcoming pay per view, King of Philadelphia. Fans came out in search of a picture, a autograph and a chance to win free tickets! A few even took some shots at Double J Joe Jones as you will see. The day was busy and full of excitement so lets take a look at what went down.”
We go from a live feed to a edited and produced clip of what went down during the day. First up on the upper level we get a shot of all the fans lined up to meet Double J and we can see the stage that was built with the BLPW and KOP banner as the back drop. There is BLPW crap everywhere for sale along with some local DJ’s pumping the contest to get free tickets. It’s loud and everyone seems to be having fun. When they spot the camera looking down on them, they yell and cheer…..except for one guy.
Outside a picture slash poster store, they have some pictures on display, those 3d posters, the ones where if yo stare at them long enough you will a picture in the maze of like lines or what ever. This guy is fixed on the poster. More on him latter.
After another quick shot of the fans standing in line, and some filling out the raffle for the free tickets and a hot looking chick or two we catch Double J Joe Jones walking onto the stage. Devildriver’s End of the Line blaring and Joe holds up the Tag Team title in the air posing as he is mostly booed. We then cut to Barry sitting next to Double J as he signs stuff for the kiddies.
BB “Double J I would like to thank you for taking time for talking to me.”
JJ “Well you did beg me.”
BB “You’re the only one here and you still said no!”
JJ “You’re very fucking needy Barry.”
BB “Anyways! King of Philadelphia is right around the corner and you are in the tournament for the second time in your career. Two years ago you didn’t fair very well So how do you think you will fair this year?”
Joe scribbles his name down on the free posters that were handed out today and he smirks. “Like I said, I’m going to win it this year.”
BB “Well everyone says that?”
JJ “Fuck Barry! You need to cut that “Everyone says that” umbilical cord. Next you’ll say it doesn’t count since I said it first. Listen, I don’t care what promise or blow hard speech that NC-17 gave. He has no idea what this night is all about. He has no idea what it takes to even get out of the first round of this thing. He wants to bash the former winners of this thing and where they might be this year but he has no idea how much it takes out of you physically. It took me years to recover from the first go around. I might only had one match two years ago or what ever, but that match was brutal. Fuck I sat out a wrestling for a year after that. Hey how you doing?”
A really young fan, maybe 7 at best slides the latest PWI in front of Double J and Double J signs the pull out poster that’s in it. The kid is shy and barely gets out a “Thanks” as Joe slides it back to him.
JJ “You know what I found ironic?”
BB “What’s that?”
JJ “God damn Barry! Will you let me talk? Fuck!”
BB “Sorry.”
JJ “Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. What was ironic with what NC-17 said was he called guys like McBride, that other guy who’s name escapes me because he sucks are wet behind the years and yet, yet Barry they have had more matches in the BLPW than NC-17 and while NC-17 has written them off because they are blind going into the wonder brutal bloody tournament he had the Gaul to declare himself this years winner. Talk about ironic.”
BB “I don’t get it.”
JJ “Barry do I have to spell it out for you? NC-17 is a virgin just like McBride and Da Shitman. We have three guys going into this thing with blinders on. Yeah sure they can check out the history on this thing, maybe talk to Lone Star about how to win it and they could go to Blockbuster and rent the DVD’s but they have no idea Barry. No idea. They are ill prepared. It’s like that MTV’s Diary where they get some movie star or newest recording artist to video tape a day in their live and they start with that cheesy but classic line, you think you know, but you have no idea. That’s is what NC-17, McBride, Da Jokerman, hell even Slipstream should be acknowledge as the truth.”
Well what were the odds a die hard Slipstream fan would be here today? And he’s standing in front of Double J. He’s seen all of the battles between Double J and Slipstream and he adds his two cents after getting his autograph.
“Slipstream will beat you again like he always does.”
JJ “Why I outta……”
Thank goodness for editing. We quickly pans the fans, the DJ’s and that guy still fixed on the poster before going back to Double J and Barry Burton.”
BB “How are you’re feelings about NC-17 telling you to get in line about wanting a piece of him.”
JJ “You know what’s funny about that and what he fails to realize is that at given moment, I’m at the front of the line. And before you bring it up Barry, That little remark about me not defending the US title against him….He should talk to on person about that. I’ll give you a hint NC-17, he has real simple initials. JC. That guy had me running all over the place defending that title when he wasn’t banning me from the arena. So I’m sorry about not hearing you. I had slightly more important things on my mind. You know that line you talked about, yeah you were stuck in the middle of that line.”
BB “Would you have given a shot thou?”
JJ “What kind of question is that? Jesus Barry I swear you get dumber by the day! I already set my sights on beating him so why wouldn’t I faced him when I had the US title?”
BB “I was just asking….”
JJ “And that’s why you hardly ask the questions! It’s shit like that that makes it hard to work with you. Why don’t you just go and write a report on what will happen to little old NC-17 when I end his little undefeated streak? Why don’t you poll the people who will suddenly stop giving a shit about him when I, Double J Joe Jones expose just how mortal this guy is. Right now he might think he’s the top dog not getting any love around here and if he thinks he’s unloved and forgotten about not, just wait till I beat him, or better yet, make him submit! In a perfect world…..When I beat him because it’s not a question of if, it’s when and I will beat him, I will have beaten him for the King of Philadelphia trophy!”
We cut to Barry Burton is live in the mall.
BB “And that was it folks. We meet many great fans and I got that insight from Double J Joe Jones. I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of this and until next time I am Barry Burton for the BLPW saying good night.
Before we fade to black we see the guy still staring at the poster when Double J walks past the kid as he leaves the mall and he stops and takes a quick look at the poster.
JJ “Oh a sail boat. Cool.”
FTB………………………………..............................
The scene opens up inside of a mall where Barry Burton, the interviewer to the stars is on location with today’s report on the latest rumors and buzz about the BLPW. Barry looking as proper as he can be stands with the hustle and bustle of the mall behind. Shoppers going to and fro from shop to shop buying up everything in sight.
BB “Hello wrestling fans! I’m Barry Burton here at the lovely upper east side Mall in lovely lowereastsideville New York where I caught up with Double J Joe Jones out on a promotion tour for the upcoming pay per view, King of Philadelphia. Fans came out in search of a picture, a autograph and a chance to win free tickets! A few even took some shots at Double J Joe Jones as you will see. The day was busy and full of excitement so lets take a look at what went down.”
We go from a live feed to a edited and produced clip of what went down during the day. First up on the upper level we get a shot of all the fans lined up to meet Double J and we can see the stage that was built with the BLPW and KOP banner as the back drop. There is BLPW crap everywhere for sale along with some local DJ’s pumping the contest to get free tickets. It’s loud and everyone seems to be having fun. When they spot the camera looking down on them, they yell and cheer…..except for one guy.
Outside a picture slash poster store, they have some pictures on display, those 3d posters, the ones where if yo stare at them long enough you will a picture in the maze of like lines or what ever. This guy is fixed on the poster. More on him latter.
After another quick shot of the fans standing in line, and some filling out the raffle for the free tickets and a hot looking chick or two we catch Double J Joe Jones walking onto the stage. Devildriver’s End of the Line blaring and Joe holds up the Tag Team title in the air posing as he is mostly booed. We then cut to Barry sitting next to Double J as he signs stuff for the kiddies.
BB “Double J I would like to thank you for taking time for talking to me.”
JJ “Well you did beg me.”
BB “You’re the only one here and you still said no!”
JJ “You’re very fucking needy Barry.”
BB “Anyways! King of Philadelphia is right around the corner and you are in the tournament for the second time in your career. Two years ago you didn’t fair very well So how do you think you will fair this year?”
Joe scribbles his name down on the free posters that were handed out today and he smirks. “Like I said, I’m going to win it this year.”
BB “Well everyone says that?”
JJ “Fuck Barry! You need to cut that “Everyone says that” umbilical cord. Next you’ll say it doesn’t count since I said it first. Listen, I don’t care what promise or blow hard speech that NC-17 gave. He has no idea what this night is all about. He has no idea what it takes to even get out of the first round of this thing. He wants to bash the former winners of this thing and where they might be this year but he has no idea how much it takes out of you physically. It took me years to recover from the first go around. I might only had one match two years ago or what ever, but that match was brutal. Fuck I sat out a wrestling for a year after that. Hey how you doing?”
A really young fan, maybe 7 at best slides the latest PWI in front of Double J and Double J signs the pull out poster that’s in it. The kid is shy and barely gets out a “Thanks” as Joe slides it back to him.
JJ “You know what I found ironic?”
BB “What’s that?”
JJ “God damn Barry! Will you let me talk? Fuck!”
BB “Sorry.”
JJ “Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. What was ironic with what NC-17 said was he called guys like McBride, that other guy who’s name escapes me because he sucks are wet behind the years and yet, yet Barry they have had more matches in the BLPW than NC-17 and while NC-17 has written them off because they are blind going into the wonder brutal bloody tournament he had the Gaul to declare himself this years winner. Talk about ironic.”
BB “I don’t get it.”
JJ “Barry do I have to spell it out for you? NC-17 is a virgin just like McBride and Da Shitman. We have three guys going into this thing with blinders on. Yeah sure they can check out the history on this thing, maybe talk to Lone Star about how to win it and they could go to Blockbuster and rent the DVD’s but they have no idea Barry. No idea. They are ill prepared. It’s like that MTV’s Diary where they get some movie star or newest recording artist to video tape a day in their live and they start with that cheesy but classic line, you think you know, but you have no idea. That’s is what NC-17, McBride, Da Jokerman, hell even Slipstream should be acknowledge as the truth.”
Well what were the odds a die hard Slipstream fan would be here today? And he’s standing in front of Double J. He’s seen all of the battles between Double J and Slipstream and he adds his two cents after getting his autograph.
“Slipstream will beat you again like he always does.”
JJ “Why I outta……”
Thank goodness for editing. We quickly pans the fans, the DJ’s and that guy still fixed on the poster before going back to Double J and Barry Burton.”
BB “How are you’re feelings about NC-17 telling you to get in line about wanting a piece of him.”
JJ “You know what’s funny about that and what he fails to realize is that at given moment, I’m at the front of the line. And before you bring it up Barry, That little remark about me not defending the US title against him….He should talk to on person about that. I’ll give you a hint NC-17, he has real simple initials. JC. That guy had me running all over the place defending that title when he wasn’t banning me from the arena. So I’m sorry about not hearing you. I had slightly more important things on my mind. You know that line you talked about, yeah you were stuck in the middle of that line.”
BB “Would you have given a shot thou?”
JJ “What kind of question is that? Jesus Barry I swear you get dumber by the day! I already set my sights on beating him so why wouldn’t I faced him when I had the US title?”
BB “I was just asking….”
JJ “And that’s why you hardly ask the questions! It’s shit like that that makes it hard to work with you. Why don’t you just go and write a report on what will happen to little old NC-17 when I end his little undefeated streak? Why don’t you poll the people who will suddenly stop giving a shit about him when I, Double J Joe Jones expose just how mortal this guy is. Right now he might think he’s the top dog not getting any love around here and if he thinks he’s unloved and forgotten about not, just wait till I beat him, or better yet, make him submit! In a perfect world…..When I beat him because it’s not a question of if, it’s when and I will beat him, I will have beaten him for the King of Philadelphia trophy!”
We cut to Barry Burton is live in the mall.
BB “And that was it folks. We meet many great fans and I got that insight from Double J Joe Jones. I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of this and until next time I am Barry Burton for the BLPW saying good night.
Before we fade to black we see the guy still staring at the poster when Double J walks past the kid as he leaves the mall and he stops and takes a quick look at the poster.
JJ “Oh a sail boat. Cool.”
FTB………………………………..............................