Post by Steve Sinclair on Jun 19, 2016 13:18:25 GMT
Outside the Hinkle House in Indy is Nanook, the biggest manager slash agent in the biz today. Biggest due to his physical size. (He’s a tad overweight) Again the Bill Sutton “We’re now on AXS TV Tour” is wrapping up and Nanook is leaning up against the RV with his phone in his hand and is looking like he is either waiting on a call, a text, maybe waiting for his Snapchat to take off or he could be waiting on someone. Well as it comes out it was the latter.
Detective Adams, the guy the FBI has put in charge to bring in the nation’s most dangerous animal….well till that Gator at Disneyland showed up…..and Adams is on the case! He comes strolling around the front of the RV and flashes his badge to Nanook, or at least he thinks it’s Nanook. The text said he would be the biggest guy there and well, he’s the biggest guy there.
Detective Adams Nanook is it?
Nanook It is I, Nanook, the manager to the stars, agent to champions….
Detective Adams That’s nice and all but none of that matters to me. All I care about is one orange striped cat and one lying interviewer who is harboring a fugitive, that is all I care about Mr. Nanook.
Nanook Fair enough. Let’s step in my office.
Nanook pushes in the door to the RV and looks at Adams. Adams sighs.
Detective Adams This better be worth my time.
Nanook I will make this worth your time.
Inside the RV…….
Nanook Adams! I think we want the same thing. I feel that we are on the same page. What you want, is what I want.
Detective Adams And I want that cat. That’s it, nothing more. I don’t care about this wrestling thing, I don’t care what happens, where you are when I have that cat in custody. That Mr. Nanook is all I care about.
Nanook Not true.
Detective Adams Yes that true.
Nanook No you care that justice is served. I have to admit that I have been following this story for a while. Most of America have never heard of a murdering cat and his special owner who is fighting to get his cat a day in court.
Adams leans back in the chair. You can tell under the surface that really bugs him.
Nanook There is apart of this story that is fascinating. We both know that there will be a movie about this story. Maybe even a mini series on Netflix. We have a cat, who is so outraged by animal abuse that this cat, it takes matter into it’s hands….or paws and kills people who abuse animals. That story will tug at the heartstrings of America! It’s a story that will connect with millions of people. A cat who is a super hero to many and public enemy number one in the eyes of the government.
Detective Adams People have already connected with this story. You should see with the stuff we have to deal with. We get threats from people who say if we put that cat down, we should be shot for killing a heroic cat. That cat killed 3 women in cold blood and it’s heroic.
Nanook So let me help! I can get that cat. Well not me personally, I am attached to my jugular but I can get close enough so you can get that cat.
Detective Adams How?
Nanook I know Jessica! I can inside, I can find the cat. Between Billy and I, we can find that cat and once we locate that cat, boom you come in and take it back.
Adams thinks this over for a second.
Detective Adams What’s in it for you?
Nanook Besides the reward money?
Detective Adams Yeah besides the reward money. You don’t look like a guy who does something like this for nothing, reward money or not. You want something.
Nanook It is true, I do very little to make me feel good. Most of what I do will have my own personal interests in it and this case is no different. There is one thing you can give me, besides the reward money, that I have yet been able to get.
Detective Adams And what that be Mr. Nanook?
Nanook Axcess.
Adams pauses and isn’t sure what Nanook means by this.
Detective Adams Axcess?
Nanook Axcess.
Detective Adams To what?
Nanook Bester.
Adams leans forwards in his chair with a puzzled look on his face.
Detective Adams So let me get this straight. You want my help to get you a meeting with the owner of the cat?
Nanook Yes.
Detective Adams I don’t understand this and I find this….
Nanook I have been talking to Bester through snail mail and I feel I am close to helping that guy out.
Detective Adams What?
Nanook Helping that guy out with his money problems by starting a new career for him inside the ring. I think that guy has everything it takes to be a star in wrestling.
Detective Adams And why would I help you help him? Him having money troubles helps my case because he can’t afford a good defense!
Nanook Meanwhile that guy is taking up a cell inside a maximum security prison because he doesn’t want to leave his cat. He fought for that right and I know that has to bug you guys. If he wasn’t around babysitting that cat, that cat would be dead right?
Adams doesn’t say anything and sits back in the chair.
Nanook That guy is a throne in your side 24/7 and what little money he has and let’s face it, he has some money in that trust fund, while that cat is alive, he will always be there in your way. I have asked to set up a meeting with Bester and I have been denied every time. I think I can talk Bester into leaving that cell, leaving his cat behind and come on the road with the UWL.
Detective Adams I think…..
Adams sighs
Detective Adams You guys are on the road allot. I see this just the 3 weeks I have been following you guys from state to state.
Nanook Think about it. I keep him on the road, dangling the carrot in front of him for saving his cat and you get him out of your hair. Just help me get inside that cell with him. That is all I am asking. You do that and I will get that cat for you.
Adams stands up, straightens out his tie.
Detective Adams Give me a couple of days.
Nanook stands up as well.
Nanook Take all the time you want.
Adams and Nanook shake hands and Adams exits the RV.
Fade out……………..
Detective Adams, the guy the FBI has put in charge to bring in the nation’s most dangerous animal….well till that Gator at Disneyland showed up…..and Adams is on the case! He comes strolling around the front of the RV and flashes his badge to Nanook, or at least he thinks it’s Nanook. The text said he would be the biggest guy there and well, he’s the biggest guy there.
Detective Adams Nanook is it?
Nanook It is I, Nanook, the manager to the stars, agent to champions….
Detective Adams That’s nice and all but none of that matters to me. All I care about is one orange striped cat and one lying interviewer who is harboring a fugitive, that is all I care about Mr. Nanook.
Nanook Fair enough. Let’s step in my office.
Nanook pushes in the door to the RV and looks at Adams. Adams sighs.
Detective Adams This better be worth my time.
Nanook I will make this worth your time.
Inside the RV…….
Nanook Adams! I think we want the same thing. I feel that we are on the same page. What you want, is what I want.
Detective Adams And I want that cat. That’s it, nothing more. I don’t care about this wrestling thing, I don’t care what happens, where you are when I have that cat in custody. That Mr. Nanook is all I care about.
Nanook Not true.
Detective Adams Yes that true.
Nanook No you care that justice is served. I have to admit that I have been following this story for a while. Most of America have never heard of a murdering cat and his special owner who is fighting to get his cat a day in court.
Adams leans back in the chair. You can tell under the surface that really bugs him.
Nanook There is apart of this story that is fascinating. We both know that there will be a movie about this story. Maybe even a mini series on Netflix. We have a cat, who is so outraged by animal abuse that this cat, it takes matter into it’s hands….or paws and kills people who abuse animals. That story will tug at the heartstrings of America! It’s a story that will connect with millions of people. A cat who is a super hero to many and public enemy number one in the eyes of the government.
Detective Adams People have already connected with this story. You should see with the stuff we have to deal with. We get threats from people who say if we put that cat down, we should be shot for killing a heroic cat. That cat killed 3 women in cold blood and it’s heroic.
Nanook So let me help! I can get that cat. Well not me personally, I am attached to my jugular but I can get close enough so you can get that cat.
Detective Adams How?
Nanook I know Jessica! I can inside, I can find the cat. Between Billy and I, we can find that cat and once we locate that cat, boom you come in and take it back.
Adams thinks this over for a second.
Detective Adams What’s in it for you?
Nanook Besides the reward money?
Detective Adams Yeah besides the reward money. You don’t look like a guy who does something like this for nothing, reward money or not. You want something.
Nanook It is true, I do very little to make me feel good. Most of what I do will have my own personal interests in it and this case is no different. There is one thing you can give me, besides the reward money, that I have yet been able to get.
Detective Adams And what that be Mr. Nanook?
Nanook Axcess.
Adams pauses and isn’t sure what Nanook means by this.
Detective Adams Axcess?
Nanook Axcess.
Detective Adams To what?
Nanook Bester.
Adams leans forwards in his chair with a puzzled look on his face.
Detective Adams So let me get this straight. You want my help to get you a meeting with the owner of the cat?
Nanook Yes.
Detective Adams I don’t understand this and I find this….
Nanook I have been talking to Bester through snail mail and I feel I am close to helping that guy out.
Detective Adams What?
Nanook Helping that guy out with his money problems by starting a new career for him inside the ring. I think that guy has everything it takes to be a star in wrestling.
Detective Adams And why would I help you help him? Him having money troubles helps my case because he can’t afford a good defense!
Nanook Meanwhile that guy is taking up a cell inside a maximum security prison because he doesn’t want to leave his cat. He fought for that right and I know that has to bug you guys. If he wasn’t around babysitting that cat, that cat would be dead right?
Adams doesn’t say anything and sits back in the chair.
Nanook That guy is a throne in your side 24/7 and what little money he has and let’s face it, he has some money in that trust fund, while that cat is alive, he will always be there in your way. I have asked to set up a meeting with Bester and I have been denied every time. I think I can talk Bester into leaving that cell, leaving his cat behind and come on the road with the UWL.
Detective Adams I think…..
Adams sighs
Detective Adams You guys are on the road allot. I see this just the 3 weeks I have been following you guys from state to state.
Nanook Think about it. I keep him on the road, dangling the carrot in front of him for saving his cat and you get him out of your hair. Just help me get inside that cell with him. That is all I am asking. You do that and I will get that cat for you.
Adams stands up, straightens out his tie.
Detective Adams Give me a couple of days.
Nanook stands up as well.
Nanook Take all the time you want.
Adams and Nanook shake hands and Adams exits the RV.
Fade out……………..