Post by Steve Sinclair on Jul 10, 2016 12:49:30 GMT
Nanook goes Hunting
The Bait.[/u]
It’s been a little over a week since Nanook has talked to Detective Adams and made a deal with him to get him a meeting with Bester, and it’s been a week since Nanook had a chat with Jessica and now it’s off to New York City!!!! Manhattan actually where one “Double J” Joe Jones has a brownstone that he calls home with the love of his life, Kenny. Or so we thought….
The yellow cab pulls up in front of Joe’s house and Nanook hops out of the cab, pays the guy and the cab pulls away. Nanook looks up at the brownstone and adjusts his suit jacket. A hop, skip and a jump later Nanook is standing on the top step and pushes a old beat up, faded by the sun’s deadly rays bleached white button for the door bell. A couple of seconds later Nanook can hear the inner door open and then….nothing. The outer door doesn’t open.
“Are you selling girl scout cookies?” One Joe Jones says in a girly voice.
”No?” Nanook says not realizing that Joe is peeking through this tiny security door in the door.
“Avon?”
”No….”
“I don’t need Tupperware..”
”Okay?”
“Okay you go bye bye then.”
”Joe! Come on! JESUS!”
Nanook just happens to look up and that’s when he spots Joe’s smiling face in the little security door. He places his hand over his heart.
”You just about gave me a friggin heart attack asshole.”
Joe laughs and shuts the little door and opens the door. He steps out from his brownstone and gives Nanook a hug.
“Sup Nanny. Been a while. What brings you out this way?”
”Joe….you’ll never believe this story I have. You got a few minutes?”
“Yeah sure. Come on in big guy.”
20-25 minutes later…….
Joe has the puzzled look of “Da Faq?” on his face as Nanook explained the whole story. How Billy got suspended, to the evil murderous cat, the bat shit crazy owner and Nanook’s idea of taking that guy and turning him into a world class pro wrestler. He even included how he made a deal with the FBI and that he needs Joe’s help with one small thing. His wedding to Kenny.
Only there is one small problem that Nanook did not know about and Joe drops the bomb on him while sitting on a fake fur pink loveseat, holding a wineglass of red wine and has his feet, his bare feet kicked up on his “coffee table” which is a bronze statue of a guy in a gimp suit on all fours.
“So….hold on. This cat killed 3 people?”
”Yes.”
“And you think the owner of this cat from Satan could be turned into a pro wrestler?”
”I’m telling you! This guy is jacked up. He’s ripped.”
“And I need to invite Jessica to my wedding who, found the cat that somehow escaped from prison and is hiding it so you can kidnap or more appropriately catnap this evil murdering cat that is the hell spawn?”
”Yeah! What part of this don’t you get?”
“Man….that right there….that right there.”
Joe chuckles as he takes a sip of his wine and shakes his head.
“That is some mess up shit man. You couldn’t make that shit up I tell you what! It’s so far from left field I’d swear that you were making this up just to lure me back into the ring.”
”Why? You want to make another return?”
“No, no I’m good. Wait? Is Caleb Hart back?”
”No, but Drew Stevenson is.”
“Really? Drew?”
”Want me to see if I can set up a match between you two?”
Joe raises his hand…..and points at Nanook.
“No. Listen. I’m not buying this story of yours. A murdering cat, crazy owner. Side deals with the FBI. There is something you’re not telling me. You’re holding out on me.”
”Well” Nanook sheepishly says. ”There is the reward money for the capture of the cat. Dead or alive.”
“I KNEW IT! Of course there is money involved. How much?”
Nanook clears his throat. ”A mill.”
“What was that?”
”A million. One million bucks for the capture of the cat.”
“A million? For the cat?”
”Yeah…”
“And all we have to do is basically arrest the cat and turn it over?”
”Yup.”
Joe sighs “There is just one problem.”
”I’ll split it with you and Kenny.”
“Oh you’re damn right you will split that reward money with me but I still can’t help!”
”Why?”
Joe removes his feet from the “coffee table” and sets his wine glass on the top of the “table”. He leans forward and looks down at the floor for a second and looks back up at Nanook.”
“We….Kenny and I, kinda broke up.”
Nanook does a double take. ”WHAT? WHEN? Why?”
“ahhh….he caught me cheatin’”
”You cheated on Kenny?”
“I KNOW! But damn….Apollo is like a freaking wet dream man. I couldn’t help myself. It was like I was at a all you can eat buffet or something. I had a moment of weakness and I got busted.”
”Apollo?”
“hmmmm Apollo. I got lost in his baby blues, his caramel skin, soft hands, firm buttocks and his nipples. His nipples are so sweet tasting…”
”I GET IT! GOT IT! No need to explain. I’m good.”
Joe leans back in the loveseat looking a tad depressed.
”Okay….so…..how about I tell Jessica that you’re getting married to Apollo? Think he would be cool with this?”
“He’s already married. 4 kids. Wife pulls in a good living with her modeling gig. He already told me he’s not giving her or the kids up. I was just a little toy for the him.”
Nanook rubs his forehead. Something that was so easy is now so complicated.
”I told Jessica you were getting married Joe…..you kinda have to send her an invite. She has been texting me about it all week long.”
“Yeah well, the only two guys I would marry both won’t talk to me so…”
”There’s no one else?”
“Who do you think I am? I have feelings you know. Marriage is a serious thing Nanook. I’m not going to ask any random dude to marry me. Has to be the right guy. I don’t hand my heart out to just anyone!”
”Okay! Okay! What…..well….do you think Kenny will play along? You two don’t have to get married but do you think he’ll do it if you split your share with him?”
“You mean, OUR share…”
”What?”
“Why do I have to give up my half of the million. This should get split three ways.”
”Cuz I wasn’t the one cheating on my man…..you know….if I was gay.”
“OH so this whole thing is my fault? Maybe you should have looked at my facebook status before blurting out that I’m getting married! No….The only way Kenny does this, if he will even talk to me, is if he gets three hundred and thirty grand. Not Two fifty.”
Nanook throws his hands up in the air. ”FINE! Three way split then! Damn it! This sucks. How do we get a hold of him?”
Joe leans forward and smirks. “We? More like you. He won’t talk to me.”
”Okay! Fine! Where do I find Kenny?”
“You’re old stomping grounds. Dutch Harbor.”
Nanook drops his hands and looks up at the ceiling and rolls his eyes. It’s like the air has just been driven from his chest.
”Really? Of all of the places in the world, he went to Dutch? This can’t be real!”
Joe picks up his wine glass and sits back in his loveseat and places his feet back on the “coffee table” and smirks.
“Want me book your plane?”
Nanook just shakes his head as the scene fades to black………
The Bait.[/u]
It’s been a little over a week since Nanook has talked to Detective Adams and made a deal with him to get him a meeting with Bester, and it’s been a week since Nanook had a chat with Jessica and now it’s off to New York City!!!! Manhattan actually where one “Double J” Joe Jones has a brownstone that he calls home with the love of his life, Kenny. Or so we thought….
The yellow cab pulls up in front of Joe’s house and Nanook hops out of the cab, pays the guy and the cab pulls away. Nanook looks up at the brownstone and adjusts his suit jacket. A hop, skip and a jump later Nanook is standing on the top step and pushes a old beat up, faded by the sun’s deadly rays bleached white button for the door bell. A couple of seconds later Nanook can hear the inner door open and then….nothing. The outer door doesn’t open.
“Are you selling girl scout cookies?” One Joe Jones says in a girly voice.
”No?” Nanook says not realizing that Joe is peeking through this tiny security door in the door.
“Avon?”
”No….”
“I don’t need Tupperware..”
”Okay?”
“Okay you go bye bye then.”
”Joe! Come on! JESUS!”
Nanook just happens to look up and that’s when he spots Joe’s smiling face in the little security door. He places his hand over his heart.
”You just about gave me a friggin heart attack asshole.”
Joe laughs and shuts the little door and opens the door. He steps out from his brownstone and gives Nanook a hug.
“Sup Nanny. Been a while. What brings you out this way?”
”Joe….you’ll never believe this story I have. You got a few minutes?”
“Yeah sure. Come on in big guy.”
20-25 minutes later…….
Joe has the puzzled look of “Da Faq?” on his face as Nanook explained the whole story. How Billy got suspended, to the evil murderous cat, the bat shit crazy owner and Nanook’s idea of taking that guy and turning him into a world class pro wrestler. He even included how he made a deal with the FBI and that he needs Joe’s help with one small thing. His wedding to Kenny.
Only there is one small problem that Nanook did not know about and Joe drops the bomb on him while sitting on a fake fur pink loveseat, holding a wineglass of red wine and has his feet, his bare feet kicked up on his “coffee table” which is a bronze statue of a guy in a gimp suit on all fours.
“So….hold on. This cat killed 3 people?”
”Yes.”
“And you think the owner of this cat from Satan could be turned into a pro wrestler?”
”I’m telling you! This guy is jacked up. He’s ripped.”
“And I need to invite Jessica to my wedding who, found the cat that somehow escaped from prison and is hiding it so you can kidnap or more appropriately catnap this evil murdering cat that is the hell spawn?”
”Yeah! What part of this don’t you get?”
“Man….that right there….that right there.”
Joe chuckles as he takes a sip of his wine and shakes his head.
“That is some mess up shit man. You couldn’t make that shit up I tell you what! It’s so far from left field I’d swear that you were making this up just to lure me back into the ring.”
”Why? You want to make another return?”
“No, no I’m good. Wait? Is Caleb Hart back?”
”No, but Drew Stevenson is.”
“Really? Drew?”
”Want me to see if I can set up a match between you two?”
Joe raises his hand…..and points at Nanook.
“No. Listen. I’m not buying this story of yours. A murdering cat, crazy owner. Side deals with the FBI. There is something you’re not telling me. You’re holding out on me.”
”Well” Nanook sheepishly says. ”There is the reward money for the capture of the cat. Dead or alive.”
“I KNEW IT! Of course there is money involved. How much?”
Nanook clears his throat. ”A mill.”
“What was that?”
”A million. One million bucks for the capture of the cat.”
“A million? For the cat?”
”Yeah…”
“And all we have to do is basically arrest the cat and turn it over?”
”Yup.”
Joe sighs “There is just one problem.”
”I’ll split it with you and Kenny.”
“Oh you’re damn right you will split that reward money with me but I still can’t help!”
”Why?”
Joe removes his feet from the “coffee table” and sets his wine glass on the top of the “table”. He leans forward and looks down at the floor for a second and looks back up at Nanook.”
“We….Kenny and I, kinda broke up.”
Nanook does a double take. ”WHAT? WHEN? Why?”
“ahhh….he caught me cheatin’”
”You cheated on Kenny?”
“I KNOW! But damn….Apollo is like a freaking wet dream man. I couldn’t help myself. It was like I was at a all you can eat buffet or something. I had a moment of weakness and I got busted.”
”Apollo?”
“hmmmm Apollo. I got lost in his baby blues, his caramel skin, soft hands, firm buttocks and his nipples. His nipples are so sweet tasting…”
”I GET IT! GOT IT! No need to explain. I’m good.”
Joe leans back in the loveseat looking a tad depressed.
”Okay….so…..how about I tell Jessica that you’re getting married to Apollo? Think he would be cool with this?”
“He’s already married. 4 kids. Wife pulls in a good living with her modeling gig. He already told me he’s not giving her or the kids up. I was just a little toy for the him.”
Nanook rubs his forehead. Something that was so easy is now so complicated.
”I told Jessica you were getting married Joe…..you kinda have to send her an invite. She has been texting me about it all week long.”
“Yeah well, the only two guys I would marry both won’t talk to me so…”
”There’s no one else?”
“Who do you think I am? I have feelings you know. Marriage is a serious thing Nanook. I’m not going to ask any random dude to marry me. Has to be the right guy. I don’t hand my heart out to just anyone!”
”Okay! Okay! What…..well….do you think Kenny will play along? You two don’t have to get married but do you think he’ll do it if you split your share with him?”
“You mean, OUR share…”
”What?”
“Why do I have to give up my half of the million. This should get split three ways.”
”Cuz I wasn’t the one cheating on my man…..you know….if I was gay.”
“OH so this whole thing is my fault? Maybe you should have looked at my facebook status before blurting out that I’m getting married! No….The only way Kenny does this, if he will even talk to me, is if he gets three hundred and thirty grand. Not Two fifty.”
Nanook throws his hands up in the air. ”FINE! Three way split then! Damn it! This sucks. How do we get a hold of him?”
Joe leans forward and smirks. “We? More like you. He won’t talk to me.”
”Okay! Fine! Where do I find Kenny?”
“You’re old stomping grounds. Dutch Harbor.”
Nanook drops his hands and looks up at the ceiling and rolls his eyes. It’s like the air has just been driven from his chest.
”Really? Of all of the places in the world, he went to Dutch? This can’t be real!”
Joe picks up his wine glass and sits back in his loveseat and places his feet back on the “coffee table” and smirks.
“Want me book your plane?”
Nanook just shakes his head as the scene fades to black………