Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 16:16:21 GMT
May 25 2007
The black screen fades to reveal Double J Joe Jones, all sobered up, clean shaven and sporting his ray bans. He’s looking up as if he was thinking. The camera pulls back to see a championshipless Double J and he looks naked without his titles around his waist. Joe looks straight ahead.
“I was thinking the other day about my up coming match against Cwebb and Craig Williams. The tandem of the Killer C’s, which sounds more like a really bad B rated movie than a tag team. But I was thinking that seeing that I never ever get to have a tag team match with my tag team partner and the other half of the BLPW Tag Team champions, Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders, that at this point in my career, I am going to go ahead and make everyone in the BLPW happy. I am going to retire my half of the BLPW Tag Team titles.
Why you might be asking yourself? Well clearly I’m not allowed to participate in a tag team match with the one guy who has the only right in the BLPW to be tag team partner so why should I walk around wearing the title when I’m not going to be allowed to defend it. And this duo of Cwebb and Williams….Look, first I need a Cwebb to English dictionary to translate what that dope is saying and Williams is Williams which is nothing like saying Manny being Manny. I will be lucky if Williams even shows his face until I don’t know, Sunday and even then, I don’t really care what he has to say and frankly, we all have heard it all before. These days, My responses to Williams will be in the ring and unlike the scabs that fill out roster in the BLPW, I’m not scared of you Williams.”
Joe makes the motion to adjust the US title on the shoulder out of habit and Joe catches himself doing it.
“Huh.”
Joe tries to act like he was brushing off his shoulder.
“Cwebb…..oh Cwebb…..oh where do I start with you Cwebb? If there ever is a kid who you can label as being the poster boy for the reason why not to drop out of school it is you Cwebb. I don’t mean any disrespect but I don’t understand one single word you’re saying. Hell, I don’t know if you were talking about me in your last little promo with Hacker J or what ever that retards name is. But this I know, baring any problems with my tag team partner Vertigo, this match will be a slam dunk. Now Cwebb I think you know what that means with my weak ghetto lingo there but this match, will be over with as soon as it starts. Some guy like you will not get in my way of getting back what is rightfully mine, the BLPW US title! I have bigger fish to fry than some low life like you who’s inside jokes are so personal only you get them and the rest of us are left wondering if you’re a mental case or just high as a kite. As far as I’m concerned, Monday Night at Epic, marks the night I work towards my second US title! And you Lopan, you better consider yourself Warned!”
FTB.
The black screen fades to reveal Double J Joe Jones, all sobered up, clean shaven and sporting his ray bans. He’s looking up as if he was thinking. The camera pulls back to see a championshipless Double J and he looks naked without his titles around his waist. Joe looks straight ahead.
“I was thinking the other day about my up coming match against Cwebb and Craig Williams. The tandem of the Killer C’s, which sounds more like a really bad B rated movie than a tag team. But I was thinking that seeing that I never ever get to have a tag team match with my tag team partner and the other half of the BLPW Tag Team champions, Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders, that at this point in my career, I am going to go ahead and make everyone in the BLPW happy. I am going to retire my half of the BLPW Tag Team titles.
Why you might be asking yourself? Well clearly I’m not allowed to participate in a tag team match with the one guy who has the only right in the BLPW to be tag team partner so why should I walk around wearing the title when I’m not going to be allowed to defend it. And this duo of Cwebb and Williams….Look, first I need a Cwebb to English dictionary to translate what that dope is saying and Williams is Williams which is nothing like saying Manny being Manny. I will be lucky if Williams even shows his face until I don’t know, Sunday and even then, I don’t really care what he has to say and frankly, we all have heard it all before. These days, My responses to Williams will be in the ring and unlike the scabs that fill out roster in the BLPW, I’m not scared of you Williams.”
Joe makes the motion to adjust the US title on the shoulder out of habit and Joe catches himself doing it.
“Huh.”
Joe tries to act like he was brushing off his shoulder.
“Cwebb…..oh Cwebb…..oh where do I start with you Cwebb? If there ever is a kid who you can label as being the poster boy for the reason why not to drop out of school it is you Cwebb. I don’t mean any disrespect but I don’t understand one single word you’re saying. Hell, I don’t know if you were talking about me in your last little promo with Hacker J or what ever that retards name is. But this I know, baring any problems with my tag team partner Vertigo, this match will be a slam dunk. Now Cwebb I think you know what that means with my weak ghetto lingo there but this match, will be over with as soon as it starts. Some guy like you will not get in my way of getting back what is rightfully mine, the BLPW US title! I have bigger fish to fry than some low life like you who’s inside jokes are so personal only you get them and the rest of us are left wondering if you’re a mental case or just high as a kite. As far as I’m concerned, Monday Night at Epic, marks the night I work towards my second US title! And you Lopan, you better consider yourself Warned!”
FTB.