Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 9, 2016 22:29:27 GMT
The sun is shining on America on this great Wednesday day. The election is over with. The witch didn’t get the White House as Trump on top of his Sherman tank with his shirt ripped open sporting off his new Bald Eagle Tattoo he got on Ink Master Tuesday night, holding the US constitution in one hand, a M16 is the other crashed her party. The rednecks of ‘Murica rose up, set the bong down long enough to put pen to paper and made sure the Donald won the day. So what is one to do?
Why start a bonfire.
Set off fireworks.
Squeeze off a few hundred round.
Drink (root)beer and have a great time.
Somewhere in Colorado is Sutton’s RV. It’s been parked in this wide open field with the Rockies in the background for a while now. A good sized fire is roaring and Lilly Mae is lighting off some bottle rockets and to make it interesting, Sutton is shooting them with his Winchester. Does it help them explode? Probably not. After a couple of rounds and fireworks, Sutton sets his shotgun down and Lilly Mae sets up the next round of fireworks. Billy picks up his red solo cup and takes a sip of (root)beer.
“Ah Hell Yeah!” Sutton says with a hint of glee in his voice.
“It’s a great day to be an American! Now we will have someone in the oval office who will show them damn commies who’s in charge around here. We’ll have someone in office who will shut down ISIS and won’t be afraid to offend them as we drop nuke after nuke on them! Jobs are coming back to America! A wall is getting built and no more terrorists right here, in the United States of America! Der isn’t much that will make me happier than if my girl right there would take her top off.”
“That’s not happening while that damn camera is rolling!” Lilly shouts.
Sutton smirks. “You say that now!”
“Don’t make me shove one of these bottle rockets up you poop shoot!”
“The point is the future is bright right now! So bright some of us will have to wear shades and in my life, there is only one direction that I am heading! Straight to the top! Just like Trump who everyone said there was no way he was going to win, Ima going to keep my undefeated streak in tact here in the NAW! I mean, winning my first two matches here in the NAW isn’t something to brag about to be honest but it is something to hang my hat on. You know what else I can hang my hat on?”
“That pile of dirty dishes in that RV?” Lilly chimes in with.
“Nope. Me beating Luke Savage’s ass!”
“What about your dirty underwear? How about you beat up on that?” Lilly adds.
“If you think some guy named Luke Savage is going to stop me you have better do another exit poll because you would be wrong. That guy I bet is still in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth sucking it till it’s all wrinkly and shit because the Donald is going to make that reject of a pro wrestler such as yourself get a real job for once. The free handouts are coming to an end there Luke but don’t worry, there is still one more freebie that is coming towards ya! And that buddy is my fist impacting your face! Several times! Then my boot smacking you upside the base of your skull! That is a bonus for doing a fine job. For however long I wish that match to last, I will beat on you, I will throw you around that ring, toss you over those ropes, scoop you up and smash you into the mat and do the old tried and true, beat you from pillar to post and then when I see defeat on your face, I will end your suffering and hit ya with the Sutton Stunner and put ya down fer da count.”
“Shouldn’t be anything more than a minute.” Lilly adds. “You should be used to that Luke or should I say quick draw McGraw.”
“You see Luke. This match isn’t as advertised. This match isn’t to see if you can stop me because as we all know you can’t. This match is another opportunity to showcase who I am, what I do inside that ring and why every Tom Dick and Harry in that locker room should be looking at me, why they should fear me and why I am sooner rather than later, coming for those championships belts in the NAW. I didn’t come here to make friends. I didn’t come here to see Tim Stone who didn’t put a fight last week get back together with his boyfriend and I didn’t come here to waste my time with some assclown named Luke Savage. I came here to win matches. I came here to win championships. Anything short of that…..well it’s a complete waste of my time and I hate to waste my time.”
Sutton picks up his shotgun and cocks it.
“If you ain’t first….”
Lilly has the next round of bottle rockets set up. She lights the first one and jogs away to get out of the line of fire.
“Den you just suck.”
The bottle rocket launches and Sutton turns, aims and pulls the trigger.
Fade out.
Why start a bonfire.
Set off fireworks.
Squeeze off a few hundred round.
Drink (root)beer and have a great time.
Somewhere in Colorado is Sutton’s RV. It’s been parked in this wide open field with the Rockies in the background for a while now. A good sized fire is roaring and Lilly Mae is lighting off some bottle rockets and to make it interesting, Sutton is shooting them with his Winchester. Does it help them explode? Probably not. After a couple of rounds and fireworks, Sutton sets his shotgun down and Lilly Mae sets up the next round of fireworks. Billy picks up his red solo cup and takes a sip of (root)beer.
“Ah Hell Yeah!” Sutton says with a hint of glee in his voice.
“It’s a great day to be an American! Now we will have someone in the oval office who will show them damn commies who’s in charge around here. We’ll have someone in office who will shut down ISIS and won’t be afraid to offend them as we drop nuke after nuke on them! Jobs are coming back to America! A wall is getting built and no more terrorists right here, in the United States of America! Der isn’t much that will make me happier than if my girl right there would take her top off.”
“That’s not happening while that damn camera is rolling!” Lilly shouts.
Sutton smirks. “You say that now!”
“Don’t make me shove one of these bottle rockets up you poop shoot!”
“The point is the future is bright right now! So bright some of us will have to wear shades and in my life, there is only one direction that I am heading! Straight to the top! Just like Trump who everyone said there was no way he was going to win, Ima going to keep my undefeated streak in tact here in the NAW! I mean, winning my first two matches here in the NAW isn’t something to brag about to be honest but it is something to hang my hat on. You know what else I can hang my hat on?”
“That pile of dirty dishes in that RV?” Lilly chimes in with.
“Nope. Me beating Luke Savage’s ass!”
“What about your dirty underwear? How about you beat up on that?” Lilly adds.
“If you think some guy named Luke Savage is going to stop me you have better do another exit poll because you would be wrong. That guy I bet is still in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth sucking it till it’s all wrinkly and shit because the Donald is going to make that reject of a pro wrestler such as yourself get a real job for once. The free handouts are coming to an end there Luke but don’t worry, there is still one more freebie that is coming towards ya! And that buddy is my fist impacting your face! Several times! Then my boot smacking you upside the base of your skull! That is a bonus for doing a fine job. For however long I wish that match to last, I will beat on you, I will throw you around that ring, toss you over those ropes, scoop you up and smash you into the mat and do the old tried and true, beat you from pillar to post and then when I see defeat on your face, I will end your suffering and hit ya with the Sutton Stunner and put ya down fer da count.”
“Shouldn’t be anything more than a minute.” Lilly adds. “You should be used to that Luke or should I say quick draw McGraw.”
“You see Luke. This match isn’t as advertised. This match isn’t to see if you can stop me because as we all know you can’t. This match is another opportunity to showcase who I am, what I do inside that ring and why every Tom Dick and Harry in that locker room should be looking at me, why they should fear me and why I am sooner rather than later, coming for those championships belts in the NAW. I didn’t come here to make friends. I didn’t come here to see Tim Stone who didn’t put a fight last week get back together with his boyfriend and I didn’t come here to waste my time with some assclown named Luke Savage. I came here to win matches. I came here to win championships. Anything short of that…..well it’s a complete waste of my time and I hate to waste my time.”
Sutton picks up his shotgun and cocks it.
“If you ain’t first….”
Lilly has the next round of bottle rockets set up. She lights the first one and jogs away to get out of the line of fire.
“Den you just suck.”
The bottle rocket launches and Sutton turns, aims and pulls the trigger.
Fade out.