Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 18:51:31 GMT
Back home after Zero Tolerance, a relaxing Green Man sits on his porch taking in the stillness and calmness of the forest. He rocks back and forth on his rocking chair, dressed down wearing a pair of green boxers. His beard lays on his belly as his hands are folded over that.
Zero Tolerance has come and gone. Onslaught has lost. What a shame. That’s all Green Man cares to say about that. And like yesterday news, Green Man’s focus turns from Onslaught and now Kid Romeo becomes the marked man. And to think, Kid Romeo is the champion not because he works hard everyday. It’s not the fact that he busted his ass for 21 years. Or that he dominated that match and beat Onslaught from one end of the ring to the other. Nope. The reason why Kid Romeo won was because of Green Man.
Again, Green Man is there to make someone else look better than they really are. In all of his 21 years of profession wrestling, has he never seen someone who lacked with talent as much as Kid Romeo does now. And now, his head has blew up to be 15 times bigger than what his IQ is. And this kid has the gaul to walk out and make up some rubbish like he did today.
Wise man once said, To be the Champion, must mean you are the best there is. Guess that wise man is wrong.
Green Man rocks away in his rocking chair. His arms folded over with a perplexed look on his face.
“I have seen some shit in my days, But nothing like this. We now have this Kid Romeo walking out as our champion. A title I gave him. and he rambles on about nothing. Gloating after his well hard fought victory and then sets up some shit like he is King Tutu. Eight man tournament. Please. Like there is many people banging on his door to get that title. The only bastard in the federation making any kind of noise about that title is me. And after I hear this, I have come up with a few reason why Kid Romeo doesn’t want to defend his title right away like the great fighting champion that he is.”
Green Man clears his throat.
“The first reason is because he didn’t earn the title. And that he ashamed by that fact. The second is. He’s not a Romeo at all. But a virgin living at home, and now that he has some gold around his waist, He’ll finally have his cherry popped. And the longer he holds onto that title, the more putang he’ll get. So a eight man tournament should last a few weeks at least. And third. He’s a chicken. Like in the old days of the wild wild west, He’s a yellow bellied bastard who has no guts or nuts. The truth is, If Kid Romeo was all that good, then why doesn’t he defend that title right away! Show the ARW just what a true fighting champion he really is! He is the one who should be carrying this fed on his back! The weight of the dead wood in the place should rest on his shoulders as he marches with the torch held high for all to see.”
Green Man stands up, holding his right arm up high as if he is carrying the torch.
“But nope! This is silly rabbit! He wants to hide behind a eight man tournament and wait for this first competitor. Kid Romeo, if you have any nuts in your pants. You would except my challenge and take me on, one on one for that title. I am sure my rambling at the mouth have to be driving some of you crazy by now. And as the great fighting champion, wouldn’t you want to shut that old bastard up? I know, I would. But if you don’t. I understand. And I’ll walk all over the little tournament of yours. and face you when I have won and then go on to stomp you dry and take that title that I have worked so hard to give you.”
And with that, Green Man turns and walks into his cabin................................................................
Zero Tolerance has come and gone. Onslaught has lost. What a shame. That’s all Green Man cares to say about that. And like yesterday news, Green Man’s focus turns from Onslaught and now Kid Romeo becomes the marked man. And to think, Kid Romeo is the champion not because he works hard everyday. It’s not the fact that he busted his ass for 21 years. Or that he dominated that match and beat Onslaught from one end of the ring to the other. Nope. The reason why Kid Romeo won was because of Green Man.
Again, Green Man is there to make someone else look better than they really are. In all of his 21 years of profession wrestling, has he never seen someone who lacked with talent as much as Kid Romeo does now. And now, his head has blew up to be 15 times bigger than what his IQ is. And this kid has the gaul to walk out and make up some rubbish like he did today.
Wise man once said, To be the Champion, must mean you are the best there is. Guess that wise man is wrong.
Green Man rocks away in his rocking chair. His arms folded over with a perplexed look on his face.
“I have seen some shit in my days, But nothing like this. We now have this Kid Romeo walking out as our champion. A title I gave him. and he rambles on about nothing. Gloating after his well hard fought victory and then sets up some shit like he is King Tutu. Eight man tournament. Please. Like there is many people banging on his door to get that title. The only bastard in the federation making any kind of noise about that title is me. And after I hear this, I have come up with a few reason why Kid Romeo doesn’t want to defend his title right away like the great fighting champion that he is.”
Green Man clears his throat.
“The first reason is because he didn’t earn the title. And that he ashamed by that fact. The second is. He’s not a Romeo at all. But a virgin living at home, and now that he has some gold around his waist, He’ll finally have his cherry popped. And the longer he holds onto that title, the more putang he’ll get. So a eight man tournament should last a few weeks at least. And third. He’s a chicken. Like in the old days of the wild wild west, He’s a yellow bellied bastard who has no guts or nuts. The truth is, If Kid Romeo was all that good, then why doesn’t he defend that title right away! Show the ARW just what a true fighting champion he really is! He is the one who should be carrying this fed on his back! The weight of the dead wood in the place should rest on his shoulders as he marches with the torch held high for all to see.”
Green Man stands up, holding his right arm up high as if he is carrying the torch.
“But nope! This is silly rabbit! He wants to hide behind a eight man tournament and wait for this first competitor. Kid Romeo, if you have any nuts in your pants. You would except my challenge and take me on, one on one for that title. I am sure my rambling at the mouth have to be driving some of you crazy by now. And as the great fighting champion, wouldn’t you want to shut that old bastard up? I know, I would. But if you don’t. I understand. And I’ll walk all over the little tournament of yours. and face you when I have won and then go on to stomp you dry and take that title that I have worked so hard to give you.”
And with that, Green Man turns and walks into his cabin................................................................