Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 19:01:42 GMT
It has been some time since the last sighting of the man they call Nanook. And why is that? It’s because of his last match out. It didn’t end in a lose, or a win, but a draw. A draw. A draw of all things. A draw which means no one won. Neither man was good enough to win or lose, Both men are even, the same, equals. And how can that be? Well, this starts the long story of that subject...........
Somewhere where the cold, the air and the sun is cold, even when it’s out all day long. The man who is Nanook is outside, His fur coat is buttoned up to fend off the cold. Leaving only his face to face the light of day. And damn, that is one huge fur coat. He stands in front of his igloo with a fire roasting a baby seal which has been freshly caught. His bloody club leans up against the igloo as Nanook paces back and forth with the stress of a meal gone from his mind, he can now spend his thoughts on the IWA and Scorpion.
“That’s why they call me Nanook, I’m back. That’s why they call me.....I murder a seal, one club at a time. I’m waiting for hell, like Manson, in his cell. I guess I blew up to quick, to much success that went to my head, all this stress from success. I was brought up right, what ever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong. And yet, I must stop and think, late at night, As I lay trying to fall asleep, I think back, to that night, when I was dealt that draw. A draw that didn’t prove shit, but I have to take it, and I wonder why ever since. In fact, It drove me so crazy that I had to escape and come home, trying to forget about that. But there is no way that I can, because I am the same, a equal to Scorpion. How can that be?” Nanook says as he stops and holds his hands out in the “What the fuck” pose.
“You know, I just don’t get it. last year I was no one. This year I am beating Midgets down with a dead dog with his head chopped off as I yell at him cause the son of the bitch won’t stop barking. Leaning out of windows with a bloody club taking your fucking heads off and starting shit like a skinny Cartman, but all I see is that tall son of a bitch Scorpion who should get a good old fashion ass beating having his shoes and coat taken as he walks around screaming “I don’t care!” like he is some gang banger from Detroit when he lives some 20 miles away! Is it cause you all love me that you except some much from me? Was I supposed to win? How can I lose when the under grounding going pop. So tell me, What the hell is a guy to do? After a win at the PPV over a closet champ, I am supposed to win every match, but then pops here comes a draw! And now your all doubting me and you all take shots at me. But that is okay, Because I have it all figured out and there is no stopping me! Why you ask, Cause this is how I see it! I just sit back and get nausea.”
Nanook takes a seat on his chair made from snow. huh.
“I think I was put here to annoy you and think up crazy shit up, But that is okay, Cause you all sneak out the back when I roll in town. And I don’t need help from Will and Lee to beat you guys up. I’ll beat you in the back of a limo with one hand behind my back. And this is how I came up with that! I am better than Cobalt who I beat at the PPV, and she beat Chamber, there fore I can beat him, and as we all know, He kills Wilburman every time in the ring with ease, There I can too with out breaking a sweat. Wilburman as we know can beat Cyril, and there fore so can I, But Billy Dreamer beat Cyril, But, Wilburman, Chamber and Scorpion all beat Dreamer. And seeing how I can beat them and is a equal to Scorpion, I can there fore defeat Billy. And as I just pointed out, you all stink and I rule. And one more tidbit, The Team Dreamer beat Viper, who is Scorpion and Venom, and therefore, If I can beat Dreamer, I am one better than Scorpion. That draw is nothing and there fore, I just showed you all how I won that match. My record is 2 and 0, so there! Beat that if you can, cause I rule! And you all suck. And to prove my point, next week, I want you Boss. You are the last piece of the puzzle, and when I defeat you. I will be mister IWA. And there is nothing you can do about that. Cause I am not as skinny drunk 40 year old who has a toothpick ass and beats women to get his jollies in the mist of the night cause I can’t handle my beer. And if I see you in the streets, Better get it straight that I will take you down and knock you the fuck out. You haven’t seen anyone like me and never will again! I’m Nanook, and I’ll knock you ass out if you doubt me. He talks about me not being there in his past, he’s just jealous cause I wouldn’t emasculate in his ass. Cause I’m Nanook, and you can take that to the bank!”
scene fades as the rambling continue. must be the cold................
Somewhere where the cold, the air and the sun is cold, even when it’s out all day long. The man who is Nanook is outside, His fur coat is buttoned up to fend off the cold. Leaving only his face to face the light of day. And damn, that is one huge fur coat. He stands in front of his igloo with a fire roasting a baby seal which has been freshly caught. His bloody club leans up against the igloo as Nanook paces back and forth with the stress of a meal gone from his mind, he can now spend his thoughts on the IWA and Scorpion.
“That’s why they call me Nanook, I’m back. That’s why they call me.....I murder a seal, one club at a time. I’m waiting for hell, like Manson, in his cell. I guess I blew up to quick, to much success that went to my head, all this stress from success. I was brought up right, what ever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong. And yet, I must stop and think, late at night, As I lay trying to fall asleep, I think back, to that night, when I was dealt that draw. A draw that didn’t prove shit, but I have to take it, and I wonder why ever since. In fact, It drove me so crazy that I had to escape and come home, trying to forget about that. But there is no way that I can, because I am the same, a equal to Scorpion. How can that be?” Nanook says as he stops and holds his hands out in the “What the fuck” pose.
“You know, I just don’t get it. last year I was no one. This year I am beating Midgets down with a dead dog with his head chopped off as I yell at him cause the son of the bitch won’t stop barking. Leaning out of windows with a bloody club taking your fucking heads off and starting shit like a skinny Cartman, but all I see is that tall son of a bitch Scorpion who should get a good old fashion ass beating having his shoes and coat taken as he walks around screaming “I don’t care!” like he is some gang banger from Detroit when he lives some 20 miles away! Is it cause you all love me that you except some much from me? Was I supposed to win? How can I lose when the under grounding going pop. So tell me, What the hell is a guy to do? After a win at the PPV over a closet champ, I am supposed to win every match, but then pops here comes a draw! And now your all doubting me and you all take shots at me. But that is okay, Because I have it all figured out and there is no stopping me! Why you ask, Cause this is how I see it! I just sit back and get nausea.”
Nanook takes a seat on his chair made from snow. huh.
“I think I was put here to annoy you and think up crazy shit up, But that is okay, Cause you all sneak out the back when I roll in town. And I don’t need help from Will and Lee to beat you guys up. I’ll beat you in the back of a limo with one hand behind my back. And this is how I came up with that! I am better than Cobalt who I beat at the PPV, and she beat Chamber, there fore I can beat him, and as we all know, He kills Wilburman every time in the ring with ease, There I can too with out breaking a sweat. Wilburman as we know can beat Cyril, and there fore so can I, But Billy Dreamer beat Cyril, But, Wilburman, Chamber and Scorpion all beat Dreamer. And seeing how I can beat them and is a equal to Scorpion, I can there fore defeat Billy. And as I just pointed out, you all stink and I rule. And one more tidbit, The Team Dreamer beat Viper, who is Scorpion and Venom, and therefore, If I can beat Dreamer, I am one better than Scorpion. That draw is nothing and there fore, I just showed you all how I won that match. My record is 2 and 0, so there! Beat that if you can, cause I rule! And you all suck. And to prove my point, next week, I want you Boss. You are the last piece of the puzzle, and when I defeat you. I will be mister IWA. And there is nothing you can do about that. Cause I am not as skinny drunk 40 year old who has a toothpick ass and beats women to get his jollies in the mist of the night cause I can’t handle my beer. And if I see you in the streets, Better get it straight that I will take you down and knock you the fuck out. You haven’t seen anyone like me and never will again! I’m Nanook, and I’ll knock you ass out if you doubt me. He talks about me not being there in his past, he’s just jealous cause I wouldn’t emasculate in his ass. Cause I’m Nanook, and you can take that to the bank!”
scene fades as the rambling continue. must be the cold................