Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 19:09:09 GMT
“On the road again, Can’t wait to get back on the road again.......” That tuneful songs plays as today the ARW is out promoting it’s upcoming PPV. The second from the ARW, Zero Tolerance. And what a card it is building up to be. The main event alone will bring in a huge buy share. And to insure it does, The ARW is out in the streets. Today, a gym, which was promoted by a local radio station. And today’s guest is none other than Green Man. ARW’s newest superstar.
The line is long as they line up for a meet and greet and his John Hancock. Some of the fans are new, some are old, some are young. Just about all of them have heard about Green Man before, and some of them have been following Greenie for years now. Hell they know each other on a first name basis.
All is going good. Green Man spending time with each one, Some longer than others. A long time fan is up to the table now. Green Man recognizes him and stand up to shake his hand.
“TOM!” Green Man exclaims. “How the hell are you!”
“Great Ted! And you?”
“Good, good. How’s the your wife and my kids?” Green Man asks to which Tom chuckles.
“Their good Ted, Their good.”`
And this goes on all day. Till one Bobby Finn rains in on the parade. He cuts to the front of the line, With his little annoying camera crew and boom! There they are, in Green Man’s face.
“Green Man.” Bobby says as he slams a mic in Green Man’s face. “How are you?”
“I was fine till now.” Green Man says as he signs some stuff and passes it back to the fan.
“That is good. Well I first wanted to welcome you to the ARW.”
“Yeah?”
“And I for one was surprised to see you the other night in the ring. But what a addition to the roster you do bring.” Bobby says.
“Stop kissing my ass Bobby.” Green Man says
“Right.”
“And what is on your mind. You interviewers are all the same, you know.”
“Okay, I will make this short seeing that you are busy. Zero Tolerance is right around the corner, and you have been selected as the special guest referee. Which I find to be remarkable seeing that you have never had a match yet in the ARW.”
“So what is your point Bobby?”
“My point is, Who do you think you are? I mean, I have never seen that before.”
“Haven’t been around much huh Bobby?” Green Man asks.
“I have been around for some time.”
“By the sounds of it, Not long enough. Anyways, To answer the burning question. I am Green Man,. Always has been, always will be.”
“But come on, To walk down the ramp, and basically call out the champ. That takes balls. Or you just plain stupid.”
Green Man shoots Bobby a look. He then goes back to signing the picture. “Bobby. You should have taken notes the other night. Cause if you did. You wouldn’t be asking that question. After 21 years, I am not going to prove my self to no one. The guys who hired me knew who I was, what I did and what I can do. That’s the bottom line. I don’t believe in paying my dues no more. I go straight to the top. And my only goal in the ARW is winning that Supreme title. And yes, I do have big balls.”
“But come on, Other guys have done that before, and they have to pay their dues. You think your noting going to have to?”
“Nope.”
“And why is that?” Bobby asks.
“Because I said so. And that is way it is.”
“I see.”
“Is that all you annoyed me with?” Green Man asks.
“OH no. I have a few more things. Like what do you think of the match your about to officiate?”
Green Man thinks a minute. “ I think, It’s going to be fun watching these retards trying to beat each other to win my belt. This Onslaught guy is a joke. And how he became the Champ is beyond me. And I saw Kid Romeo today.”
“And what do you think of him?”
“Oh wait, I’m not done with Onslaught yet. I haven’t seen this Onslaught wrestle yet. Maybe he has some talent, but I doubt it. I just can’t past the verbal assault he gives everyone. He puts no thought into what he says. and when he opens his mouth, he sounds like a moron. And the swearing, My god, Does he not know any other words? And he thinks he’s some one special because he has a tin can around his waist. I mean what is record?”
“3 and 1” Bobby says
“Well roll me over and call me Jerry. That is a great record to be proud of. I wonder if that is his whole career or just here.”
“I am not sure.”
“Bobby, I have had well over 3000 matches in my time. In fact smarty pants, In the last three years, I have slowed down a bit. I haven’t had that many matches, But the record I have racked up in that time is great. Do you know what it is?”
“No.” Bobby says.
“Let me tell you. In 33 matches, I have scored the mighty record of 22 wins and 11 loses. And that I way better than Onslaught’s little 3 and 1.”
“Yeah.. I’ll say.” Bobby says.
“And his habit of not getting any one’s name right is a joke. That is the oldest trick in the book. How to get heat 101 I think is the book he lifted that little trick from. So like I said, He is the worst Champion I have seen in a long time.”
“Okay. Well you have your oppion.”
“You right I do. Now take this Kid Romeo. Mr. Main event. Shame this will be his first and last main event. And does he not know that I am in the match?”
“Well if he does, I guess he doesn’t care or something.” Bobby says.
“Something is right. And that Kid and the Vindicator guy better take note. I might be the ref, But that doesn’t mean I am going to stop any shit from happening. If they break out a bat and beat his ass to a pulp, You can bet I will let it happen. If some one enters the ring, Yup! More the merrier. In fact Bobby. This match isn’t a three way for that title. Because I will be right in there putting my two cents in. This match, will end up being a four way dance. And why do I know that? Because I am the ref in that match and I say so. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the ref of that match just doesn’t take the belt and declare himself the winner and new Champion.”
“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Bobby exclaims.
“Watch me. Now if you excuse me Bobby, I have to get back to my fans.” Green Man says as he greets the next fan.
Bobby walks away, shaking his head.....................................................................................
The line is long as they line up for a meet and greet and his John Hancock. Some of the fans are new, some are old, some are young. Just about all of them have heard about Green Man before, and some of them have been following Greenie for years now. Hell they know each other on a first name basis.
All is going good. Green Man spending time with each one, Some longer than others. A long time fan is up to the table now. Green Man recognizes him and stand up to shake his hand.
“TOM!” Green Man exclaims. “How the hell are you!”
“Great Ted! And you?”
“Good, good. How’s the your wife and my kids?” Green Man asks to which Tom chuckles.
“Their good Ted, Their good.”`
And this goes on all day. Till one Bobby Finn rains in on the parade. He cuts to the front of the line, With his little annoying camera crew and boom! There they are, in Green Man’s face.
“Green Man.” Bobby says as he slams a mic in Green Man’s face. “How are you?”
“I was fine till now.” Green Man says as he signs some stuff and passes it back to the fan.
“That is good. Well I first wanted to welcome you to the ARW.”
“Yeah?”
“And I for one was surprised to see you the other night in the ring. But what a addition to the roster you do bring.” Bobby says.
“Stop kissing my ass Bobby.” Green Man says
“Right.”
“And what is on your mind. You interviewers are all the same, you know.”
“Okay, I will make this short seeing that you are busy. Zero Tolerance is right around the corner, and you have been selected as the special guest referee. Which I find to be remarkable seeing that you have never had a match yet in the ARW.”
“So what is your point Bobby?”
“My point is, Who do you think you are? I mean, I have never seen that before.”
“Haven’t been around much huh Bobby?” Green Man asks.
“I have been around for some time.”
“By the sounds of it, Not long enough. Anyways, To answer the burning question. I am Green Man,. Always has been, always will be.”
“But come on, To walk down the ramp, and basically call out the champ. That takes balls. Or you just plain stupid.”
Green Man shoots Bobby a look. He then goes back to signing the picture. “Bobby. You should have taken notes the other night. Cause if you did. You wouldn’t be asking that question. After 21 years, I am not going to prove my self to no one. The guys who hired me knew who I was, what I did and what I can do. That’s the bottom line. I don’t believe in paying my dues no more. I go straight to the top. And my only goal in the ARW is winning that Supreme title. And yes, I do have big balls.”
“But come on, Other guys have done that before, and they have to pay their dues. You think your noting going to have to?”
“Nope.”
“And why is that?” Bobby asks.
“Because I said so. And that is way it is.”
“I see.”
“Is that all you annoyed me with?” Green Man asks.
“OH no. I have a few more things. Like what do you think of the match your about to officiate?”
Green Man thinks a minute. “ I think, It’s going to be fun watching these retards trying to beat each other to win my belt. This Onslaught guy is a joke. And how he became the Champ is beyond me. And I saw Kid Romeo today.”
“And what do you think of him?”
“Oh wait, I’m not done with Onslaught yet. I haven’t seen this Onslaught wrestle yet. Maybe he has some talent, but I doubt it. I just can’t past the verbal assault he gives everyone. He puts no thought into what he says. and when he opens his mouth, he sounds like a moron. And the swearing, My god, Does he not know any other words? And he thinks he’s some one special because he has a tin can around his waist. I mean what is record?”
“3 and 1” Bobby says
“Well roll me over and call me Jerry. That is a great record to be proud of. I wonder if that is his whole career or just here.”
“I am not sure.”
“Bobby, I have had well over 3000 matches in my time. In fact smarty pants, In the last three years, I have slowed down a bit. I haven’t had that many matches, But the record I have racked up in that time is great. Do you know what it is?”
“No.” Bobby says.
“Let me tell you. In 33 matches, I have scored the mighty record of 22 wins and 11 loses. And that I way better than Onslaught’s little 3 and 1.”
“Yeah.. I’ll say.” Bobby says.
“And his habit of not getting any one’s name right is a joke. That is the oldest trick in the book. How to get heat 101 I think is the book he lifted that little trick from. So like I said, He is the worst Champion I have seen in a long time.”
“Okay. Well you have your oppion.”
“You right I do. Now take this Kid Romeo. Mr. Main event. Shame this will be his first and last main event. And does he not know that I am in the match?”
“Well if he does, I guess he doesn’t care or something.” Bobby says.
“Something is right. And that Kid and the Vindicator guy better take note. I might be the ref, But that doesn’t mean I am going to stop any shit from happening. If they break out a bat and beat his ass to a pulp, You can bet I will let it happen. If some one enters the ring, Yup! More the merrier. In fact Bobby. This match isn’t a three way for that title. Because I will be right in there putting my two cents in. This match, will end up being a four way dance. And why do I know that? Because I am the ref in that match and I say so. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the ref of that match just doesn’t take the belt and declare himself the winner and new Champion.”
“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Bobby exclaims.
“Watch me. Now if you excuse me Bobby, I have to get back to my fans.” Green Man says as he greets the next fan.
Bobby walks away, shaking his head.....................................................................................