Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 19:17:43 GMT
“Chamber do the laundry” was the first thing I hear in the morning. Man, I am the world Heavyweight champion of the world not to mention the Tag Team champion, I have to do laundry.
“What the Hell” Chamber says to himself softly. Soft enough so Julie Ann doesn’t hear him. Meanwhile, while she is stuck in front of the blazed computer for hours on hours on hours on end, He wonders to himself. “When is she going to get off her ass and do the damn dishes she dirtied?”
But none the less. Chamber picks up the laundry basket and off he goes. To do the laundry. And you would think by now he would know how to do laundry...hehe.
Some 6ten minutes later. Chamber arrives in the laundry room. And man who is busy, a hotel to build, a match to train for. Ribs on Wilburman to think up but he still takes time out of his day to do the simple things like clean the house, do the laundry and wash those dishes. Chamber lifts the door on the washing machine and dumps in the laundry. No need to separate colors. Chamber has a new way to wash stuff. The first few times, it will bleed a bit, but after that, it bleeds no more. So when they buy new stuff. It some how gets washed 3 times before they wear it, and after that, he is set. The Tide gets dumped in by the cap full. The top is slammed down and the setting is set to extra heavy load and cold water.
“There.” Chamber says. “The fucking laundry is done.”
Chamber steps out of the shared laundry room and starts to walk down the open hallway. He stops as he passes one of the slum houses that are near by, and from the fifth floor, he can pretty much see anything that is going on. He back pedal a bit and stops and stares. He is either surprised or shocked. One or the other. And what he see’s is........................
In the back yard of little Willie’s parents house, which is runned down, typical really considering that he running a back yard wrestling federation stuff. A very elaborate ring has been constructed. Surprising really. And Willie who goes by the name of Master Chilly Willie is in the ring as he is set to fight is rival, The most hated man in the world, Todd the wad. Chamber leans on the guard rail as he can see some stuff that no one there can see.
Chilly Willie is a proud man in the ring. And he thinks he is building the next WWF in his parents back yard. Of course, where is his parents? Don’t they know he has the huge ring back there or that is screaming a promo into a mega phone? Guess not.
Chilly Willie paces the ring. As his friends and some geek with a hand held camcorder films it all.
“Todd the WAD can Suck my DICK!” Chilly Willie shouts out. “That Todd guy is SO GAY he can walk into a room full of queers and suck then all off at once!” He then yells out as some of his friends laugh.
“And tonight when I got here, I hear Todd the Wad wants to shoot his wad into my face! MY FACE! He wants to ruin a face like this! And as you can tell, I am fucking pissed off about that! No fucking gay bastard like Todd the fucking wad will never shoot his load in my face!’
It’s surprising that the neirbors never call the cops.
“SO Toddy! If your man enough or done sucking off your mom, Come on down here so I can kicked your fucking ass in a razor wire strap match!”
Oh yeah, everyone loves that as Willie rips the razor wire out front underneath his shirt, which is all ready attached to his wrist. The kids, his friends are loving this. Then, right on cue, Todd the Wad strolls out wearing hot pink hot pants. He too has a mega phone. My god.
“Oh Willie. Lets stop with the mind games. I’ll love to wrestle you. And we don’t need any razor wire to prick me with either. I’ll spread for ya...” Todd the Wad says as Willie changes the ring with a subsided dive over the top rope. He takes out Todd but his smacks off the nice, now blood stained sidewalk in his parents back yard. Chilly Willie is cut way open. A nice seven inch gash at least. But that doesn’t stop Willie at all and slings Todd back into the ring. Some one climbs in as the ref wearing a Mankind rip off ref shirt. The match has begun for all we know. Willie wraps the razor wire around Todd’s arms, which cuts the piss out of his arms and not only is Chilly Willie bleeding, but so is Todd. This makes you wonder if they do AIDS testing? The action moves on, with no arm drags or arm bars, but with high impact moves like a spike pile driver, a improperly done spike pile driver. And something that was supposed to be a drop kick. And lets not for get the inverted power bomb. This slaughters has to stop, but it’s too late as Chilly Willie breaks out a chair and creams Todd with it. And then the greatest thing happens.
Nanook charges the ring as Willie and Todd are tied up in the corner. The kids all gasp and point, kinda speechless as Nanook slides into the ring and slams the two retards with a huge running charging splash in the corner. Both kids are knocked out instantly. Nanook grabs Willie by the back of the head and slaps him in a inverted DDT. Todd the flat Wad stumbles out of the corner and Nanook scoops him up in a press slam. He ends up laying next to Willie. Nanook scales the ropes and launches him self off the top turnbuckle and hits a five star frog splash on the two fools. The kids around the ring are kinda pissed. Nanook stands up and takes the Mega phone.
“This shit is no longer taking place! No damn Midgets like your self's need to be wrestling in a ring! You midgets are no good for nothing! And as a ruler of this crap hole! I am demanding, NO! Telling you that this back yard wrestling shit is over! This Federation has just went belly upped and IF I ever catch this shit going on again! It will be every single one of yous that will pay with your life's!”
Chamber chuckles. and starts to make his way back to the room. This kinda amused him and can’t wait to tell Julie all about it..................
Several minutes later.
The door opens to the apartment and Chamber walks in when he is surprised once again.
There stands in the middle of his living room is Tom Prince. Chamber stops and the joy he felt when he stepped into the room is now gone.
“What do you want and why are you here Tom?”
“Hi Steve!” Tom says.
“Hi Steve shit!” Chamber responds with.
“What?” Tom asks
“Why are you here?”
“I would like to get a few word from you about your up coming match against the Dreamers?” Tom asks.
“Like what? How I am going to show those two just how great I am in the ring and put on a class showing of skill and power? Or just how I will simply beat them into the ground? What is it that you want to hear Tom?” Chamber says.
“Well. Like would you want to step into a handicapped match against those two? Billy is tuff and Therein is no push over.”
“Why Tom? Why? Is that you walked all the way here? To hear my reason why? Why would I enter a match on a 2 on 1, in a match in which the odds are against me? Why? Tom? You want to know why Tom?”
“Yes.” Tom says.
“Because I don’t back down Tom. That is why?”
“But what if they win?”
“For some reason Tom. I don’t think that will happen. I’ll make sure of that!” Chamber growls.
“but...” Tom begins to say when Chamber gets in his face...
“But nothing Tom. If they think they are so good. If they think they are all of that, then lets see it! But it will be a sad day in Dreamer camp if they couldn’t defeat me, now is it?”
“Yeah. I guess.”
“If they can’t beat my ass in a 2 on 1 match, then what would make them think they could beat Donnie and I?”
“I see.”
“You better. No I suggest you get the hell out here while you can still walk that is.” Chamber demands. Tom does what he says and leaves.
Tom leaves. Chamber is in a foul mood. Just something about that guy that annoys him. Julie stands across the room with her hands on her hips. Tapping her foot on the floor. Chamber looks up at her.
“What?”
She nods her head, “Nothing!” She fires back and walks into the bedroom. Chamber stands there with a puzzled look his face.
“What?” He says as the scene fades to black.......................
“What the Hell” Chamber says to himself softly. Soft enough so Julie Ann doesn’t hear him. Meanwhile, while she is stuck in front of the blazed computer for hours on hours on hours on end, He wonders to himself. “When is she going to get off her ass and do the damn dishes she dirtied?”
But none the less. Chamber picks up the laundry basket and off he goes. To do the laundry. And you would think by now he would know how to do laundry...hehe.
Some 6ten minutes later. Chamber arrives in the laundry room. And man who is busy, a hotel to build, a match to train for. Ribs on Wilburman to think up but he still takes time out of his day to do the simple things like clean the house, do the laundry and wash those dishes. Chamber lifts the door on the washing machine and dumps in the laundry. No need to separate colors. Chamber has a new way to wash stuff. The first few times, it will bleed a bit, but after that, it bleeds no more. So when they buy new stuff. It some how gets washed 3 times before they wear it, and after that, he is set. The Tide gets dumped in by the cap full. The top is slammed down and the setting is set to extra heavy load and cold water.
“There.” Chamber says. “The fucking laundry is done.”
Chamber steps out of the shared laundry room and starts to walk down the open hallway. He stops as he passes one of the slum houses that are near by, and from the fifth floor, he can pretty much see anything that is going on. He back pedal a bit and stops and stares. He is either surprised or shocked. One or the other. And what he see’s is........................
In the back yard of little Willie’s parents house, which is runned down, typical really considering that he running a back yard wrestling federation stuff. A very elaborate ring has been constructed. Surprising really. And Willie who goes by the name of Master Chilly Willie is in the ring as he is set to fight is rival, The most hated man in the world, Todd the wad. Chamber leans on the guard rail as he can see some stuff that no one there can see.
Chilly Willie is a proud man in the ring. And he thinks he is building the next WWF in his parents back yard. Of course, where is his parents? Don’t they know he has the huge ring back there or that is screaming a promo into a mega phone? Guess not.
Chilly Willie paces the ring. As his friends and some geek with a hand held camcorder films it all.
“Todd the WAD can Suck my DICK!” Chilly Willie shouts out. “That Todd guy is SO GAY he can walk into a room full of queers and suck then all off at once!” He then yells out as some of his friends laugh.
“And tonight when I got here, I hear Todd the Wad wants to shoot his wad into my face! MY FACE! He wants to ruin a face like this! And as you can tell, I am fucking pissed off about that! No fucking gay bastard like Todd the fucking wad will never shoot his load in my face!’
It’s surprising that the neirbors never call the cops.
“SO Toddy! If your man enough or done sucking off your mom, Come on down here so I can kicked your fucking ass in a razor wire strap match!”
Oh yeah, everyone loves that as Willie rips the razor wire out front underneath his shirt, which is all ready attached to his wrist. The kids, his friends are loving this. Then, right on cue, Todd the Wad strolls out wearing hot pink hot pants. He too has a mega phone. My god.
“Oh Willie. Lets stop with the mind games. I’ll love to wrestle you. And we don’t need any razor wire to prick me with either. I’ll spread for ya...” Todd the Wad says as Willie changes the ring with a subsided dive over the top rope. He takes out Todd but his smacks off the nice, now blood stained sidewalk in his parents back yard. Chilly Willie is cut way open. A nice seven inch gash at least. But that doesn’t stop Willie at all and slings Todd back into the ring. Some one climbs in as the ref wearing a Mankind rip off ref shirt. The match has begun for all we know. Willie wraps the razor wire around Todd’s arms, which cuts the piss out of his arms and not only is Chilly Willie bleeding, but so is Todd. This makes you wonder if they do AIDS testing? The action moves on, with no arm drags or arm bars, but with high impact moves like a spike pile driver, a improperly done spike pile driver. And something that was supposed to be a drop kick. And lets not for get the inverted power bomb. This slaughters has to stop, but it’s too late as Chilly Willie breaks out a chair and creams Todd with it. And then the greatest thing happens.
Nanook charges the ring as Willie and Todd are tied up in the corner. The kids all gasp and point, kinda speechless as Nanook slides into the ring and slams the two retards with a huge running charging splash in the corner. Both kids are knocked out instantly. Nanook grabs Willie by the back of the head and slaps him in a inverted DDT. Todd the flat Wad stumbles out of the corner and Nanook scoops him up in a press slam. He ends up laying next to Willie. Nanook scales the ropes and launches him self off the top turnbuckle and hits a five star frog splash on the two fools. The kids around the ring are kinda pissed. Nanook stands up and takes the Mega phone.
“This shit is no longer taking place! No damn Midgets like your self's need to be wrestling in a ring! You midgets are no good for nothing! And as a ruler of this crap hole! I am demanding, NO! Telling you that this back yard wrestling shit is over! This Federation has just went belly upped and IF I ever catch this shit going on again! It will be every single one of yous that will pay with your life's!”
Chamber chuckles. and starts to make his way back to the room. This kinda amused him and can’t wait to tell Julie all about it..................
Several minutes later.
The door opens to the apartment and Chamber walks in when he is surprised once again.
There stands in the middle of his living room is Tom Prince. Chamber stops and the joy he felt when he stepped into the room is now gone.
“What do you want and why are you here Tom?”
“Hi Steve!” Tom says.
“Hi Steve shit!” Chamber responds with.
“What?” Tom asks
“Why are you here?”
“I would like to get a few word from you about your up coming match against the Dreamers?” Tom asks.
“Like what? How I am going to show those two just how great I am in the ring and put on a class showing of skill and power? Or just how I will simply beat them into the ground? What is it that you want to hear Tom?” Chamber says.
“Well. Like would you want to step into a handicapped match against those two? Billy is tuff and Therein is no push over.”
“Why Tom? Why? Is that you walked all the way here? To hear my reason why? Why would I enter a match on a 2 on 1, in a match in which the odds are against me? Why? Tom? You want to know why Tom?”
“Yes.” Tom says.
“Because I don’t back down Tom. That is why?”
“But what if they win?”
“For some reason Tom. I don’t think that will happen. I’ll make sure of that!” Chamber growls.
“but...” Tom begins to say when Chamber gets in his face...
“But nothing Tom. If they think they are so good. If they think they are all of that, then lets see it! But it will be a sad day in Dreamer camp if they couldn’t defeat me, now is it?”
“Yeah. I guess.”
“If they can’t beat my ass in a 2 on 1 match, then what would make them think they could beat Donnie and I?”
“I see.”
“You better. No I suggest you get the hell out here while you can still walk that is.” Chamber demands. Tom does what he says and leaves.
Tom leaves. Chamber is in a foul mood. Just something about that guy that annoys him. Julie stands across the room with her hands on her hips. Tapping her foot on the floor. Chamber looks up at her.
“What?”
She nods her head, “Nothing!” She fires back and walks into the bedroom. Chamber stands there with a puzzled look his face.
“What?” He says as the scene fades to black.......................