Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 19:43:37 GMT
A diet. The one thing many of us do all the time and never seem to finish with either. Some of us say we are on a diet all the time. And some say they are dieting just for some special occasion. Like a prom or a date or wedding or something stupid like that. And then their are some guys who diet cause one certain Two Time World Heavyweight champion is. Fair weather fans, I tell ya.
It’s that time of the week, the weekly weight in. And Chamber is looking forward to this today, for many reasons. One of which is to see how much weight he has lost of course. I mean, that is the whole point of this weight in. Second is because he missed last week’s due to meetings and his traveling and what not, and third, It’ll get his mind of the whole Casino building bit. Which with the money he is fronting you can understand why. But being the professional that he is will put all of that to the side and “focus” on the match at hand. He’s going to focus on that match, He’s going to gather all of his powers and churn them into a ball and hold it in the palm of his hand and direct all of that energy into his opponent like some nut bag from down south trying to be a bad ass who has to be 24-7 focus on what federation he happens to find a job with for that week. And you know who those guys are too. They are always in the gym, trying to impress us with how much weight they can bench in 15 seconds and sit up and give you that death stare into the camera like Charles Manson does when he gets his 3 seconds on TV. And we all sit back and say “Please, spare us.” Or, How about that they are soooooo loved by the crowd, or hated, which ever, that when they do a house show they charge the ring like a bull charging after a matador to get that red cape. Go get that cape there Bull. The sooner you get to the ring the quicker you can get that cape. And you know who you are out there. Kinda makes me laugh when some fool, cause basically that’s what they are, running to the ring say their shit, cause that’s what it is, and leave just as fast. What ever happened to taking your time?
Anyways, Chamber stands on the scales and moves the weights back and forth till everything levels out. He nods his head a bit then steps off the scale and brushes his hair back with his hand.
“How about that. I am under 510 now. 508. How about that. That’s cool.” Chamber says as he puts his arm up on the top of scales and leans on it. He looks at his hand for a second, you know, checking to see if there is any dirt under his nails, which of course there is not.
“I guess it’s diet week here in the IWA. I started something new. Which is cool I guess. But please, you all don’t have to follow in my foot steps. So lets see, What is the new news in the IWA?” Chamber says as he pauses, doing that dramatic pause pose.
“Oh yes. Scorpion calling me out for a match. I am truly touched. I am. I mean, some one other than Wilburman out there has some balls to step into the ring with me. And your a big man there Scorpion demanding a title match like that. You made it so dirty. And I have never ever heard of someone making a title match sound dirty and cheap. But then again,..” Chamber stops. He chuckles a bit.
“Too easy. Well Scorpion, You wish is granted. Like I was going to say no or something. I know big surprise there. The IWA will have a fighting champion for the first time since.....” Chamber pauses once again, This time he crosses his arms and places one hand on his chin and looks up thinking. Then it comes to him.
“Oh yeah, Since I lost the title. I have no problem walking down that ramp and stepping into a ring. I don’t care who it is. When you have been around as long as I have, I have nothing to prove to some loud ass mouth trash talking reject who wears a mask who thinks, he is something. Unlike the last time Scorpion, and like the tag match, I will walk out of the arena with the title around my waist. And you want to know why?”
another one of those dramatic pauses.
“I am the Master. And that is the simple, hard cold fact.. So Sunday it is. And if you can put up half the match Wilburman can, I would be impressed.”
Chamber kinda laughs a bit and turns to return to his workout. And this is where this promo ends...................................................
It’s that time of the week, the weekly weight in. And Chamber is looking forward to this today, for many reasons. One of which is to see how much weight he has lost of course. I mean, that is the whole point of this weight in. Second is because he missed last week’s due to meetings and his traveling and what not, and third, It’ll get his mind of the whole Casino building bit. Which with the money he is fronting you can understand why. But being the professional that he is will put all of that to the side and “focus” on the match at hand. He’s going to focus on that match, He’s going to gather all of his powers and churn them into a ball and hold it in the palm of his hand and direct all of that energy into his opponent like some nut bag from down south trying to be a bad ass who has to be 24-7 focus on what federation he happens to find a job with for that week. And you know who those guys are too. They are always in the gym, trying to impress us with how much weight they can bench in 15 seconds and sit up and give you that death stare into the camera like Charles Manson does when he gets his 3 seconds on TV. And we all sit back and say “Please, spare us.” Or, How about that they are soooooo loved by the crowd, or hated, which ever, that when they do a house show they charge the ring like a bull charging after a matador to get that red cape. Go get that cape there Bull. The sooner you get to the ring the quicker you can get that cape. And you know who you are out there. Kinda makes me laugh when some fool, cause basically that’s what they are, running to the ring say their shit, cause that’s what it is, and leave just as fast. What ever happened to taking your time?
Anyways, Chamber stands on the scales and moves the weights back and forth till everything levels out. He nods his head a bit then steps off the scale and brushes his hair back with his hand.
“How about that. I am under 510 now. 508. How about that. That’s cool.” Chamber says as he puts his arm up on the top of scales and leans on it. He looks at his hand for a second, you know, checking to see if there is any dirt under his nails, which of course there is not.
“I guess it’s diet week here in the IWA. I started something new. Which is cool I guess. But please, you all don’t have to follow in my foot steps. So lets see, What is the new news in the IWA?” Chamber says as he pauses, doing that dramatic pause pose.
“Oh yes. Scorpion calling me out for a match. I am truly touched. I am. I mean, some one other than Wilburman out there has some balls to step into the ring with me. And your a big man there Scorpion demanding a title match like that. You made it so dirty. And I have never ever heard of someone making a title match sound dirty and cheap. But then again,..” Chamber stops. He chuckles a bit.
“Too easy. Well Scorpion, You wish is granted. Like I was going to say no or something. I know big surprise there. The IWA will have a fighting champion for the first time since.....” Chamber pauses once again, This time he crosses his arms and places one hand on his chin and looks up thinking. Then it comes to him.
“Oh yeah, Since I lost the title. I have no problem walking down that ramp and stepping into a ring. I don’t care who it is. When you have been around as long as I have, I have nothing to prove to some loud ass mouth trash talking reject who wears a mask who thinks, he is something. Unlike the last time Scorpion, and like the tag match, I will walk out of the arena with the title around my waist. And you want to know why?”
another one of those dramatic pauses.
“I am the Master. And that is the simple, hard cold fact.. So Sunday it is. And if you can put up half the match Wilburman can, I would be impressed.”
Chamber kinda laughs a bit and turns to return to his workout. And this is where this promo ends...................................................